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My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...
I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.
My Dvorak story
As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.
Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.
We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.
Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.
Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!
Our own dvorak deck
Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This can be important. If a card is grey, then it is because I don't know right now what color it is. Some of this cards I'm adding by memory because the real cards aren't near me right now.
I'm just starting. There are A LOT more cards to come.
| Our Infinite Deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut |
| Date | July 2011 - onward |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Giant Enemy Crab
Thing
Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.
Attack his weak point for massive damage.
"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".
Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.Attack his weak point for massive damage.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.
Action
Discard a card and destroy a thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car
Thing
Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pedobear
Thing
When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hypno
Thing
When Hypno comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bluedust
Thing
When Bluedust comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Meeting spot: NinjaWookiees basement
Action
If you control Pedobear, Hypno and Bluedust play this card and you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ufoporno
Action
Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.
Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Roll of Toilet Paper
Thing
If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.
I've got something way better for you.
I've got something way better for you.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolfbluts salivary filaments
Action
3 things of your choice now are "sticking together". If one of them becomes destroyed, destroy the others too.
Card by NinjaWookiee
DVD-Collection
Thing
If you control 6 or more movie inspired cards you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sevicke Power
Thing
Every turn put 1 counter on "Sevicke Power". If there are 5 counter on it you win the game.
"Sevicke Power" is immune to the T-Virus.
If "Sevicke Power" gets destroyed, destroy 5 things.Card by NinjaWookiee
Simon Stoodowitz
Thing
Action: Be cool (This ability can be played at every time)
Thing: Remove "Simon Stoodowitz" from the game and put 1 career counter on it at the beginning of your turn. I fthere are 10 career counter on it, you win the game. If 8 things were played put "Simon Stoodowitz" back into play and remove all counters.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Holy Heater
Thing
"Holy Heater" is immune to the T-Virus.
Lay 1 heat counter on "Holy Heater" at the beginning of your turn. If there are 5 heat counters on "Holy Heater" destroy every thing in play.
"Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
"Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
Card by NinjaWookiee
Objection!
Thing
You may play this if anyone plays a card. Shout out loud "Objection!" and destroy the card that the played wanted to play. If that card was indestructible the player just takes it back on his hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The One Ring
Thing
Put this card on a thing. That thing gets treated by your opponents as if it was removed from play. You can still use it as if its in play normally. It's immune to cards, which get cards back into the game.
"[...]But they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
"[...]But they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
Card by NinjaWookiee
Smeagol / Gollum
Thing
As Smeagol:
"My preciousssssss!"
Action & Thing: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
If "The One Ring" gets played onto "Smeagol" it becomes "Gollum".
As Gollum:
Action: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice."My preciousssssss!"
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Settlers of Catan
Action
You can offer a card for trade.
Who gives me clay for a lamb?
Who gives me clay for a lamb?
Card by NinjaWookiee
Movietrailer
Action
Reveal a card from your hand. You can play that card in your next turn without paying for it.
Coming soon to a game near you!
Coming soon to a game near you!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Evil Scoop of Ice Cream
Thing
"Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" comes into play with 5 Melting counter on it. Remove one counter at the beginning of your turn. If there are 0 counters on it, destroy "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream".
Action: Destroy a thing or a player of your choice discards a card.
If "The Sun" is in play remove half of the counters on "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" rounded down.Card by NinjaWookiee
Carpe Diem
Thing
"Carpe Diem" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Carpe Diem" all players can only play cards made by Wolfblut.
Action: Destroy a thing that's not made by Wolfblut.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolfbluts Mother
Thing
"Wolfbluts Mother" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Wolfbluts Mother" all players can't play cards made by Wolfblut.
Action: Destroy a thing made by Wolfblut.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Drinking Mountain Dew
Action
You can play up to 2 things and 2 actions this turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
EDEKA
Action
Search for "Drinking Mountain Dew" or "Carpe Diem" in the deck and take it on your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Spider
Thing
Action: A thing of your choice can't use any of its abilities anymore. It's "cocooned" now.
Thing: Destroy a "cocooned" thing of your choice. You can prevent Spider from getting destroyed by doing this.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Broken Toilet
Thing
Steal a card of you choice from the player who was on the toilet last of all players.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Team Rocket
Thing
Thing: You gain control of an opponents pokemon card in play.
You can prevent the use of "Throw Pokeball".
Prepare for trouble!
Prepare for trouble!
Card by NinjaWookiee
A complain to the police
Thing
If someone wants to steal a card of you, you can play this card and steal a card of your opponent instead.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Toiletpaper Ninja
Thing
Action: Discard a card. An opponent of your choice discards 2 cards.
Well, well... Those Asians...
Well, well... Those Asians...
Card by NinjaWookiee
God
Thing
God gets all thing- and action-abilities of all other cards in play.
If an opponent destroys "God" you win the game.
"[..]And god saw, that it was good.[...]" - Bible //This card was inspired by Buckys "Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection"//
"[..]And god saw, that it was good.[...]" - Bible //This card was inspired by Buckys "Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection"//
Card by NinjaWookiee
Everyone makes cards about rape, nazis and death... But who thinks about the children?!
Thing
If someone says "Shit", he/she discards a card.
//Inspired by ZTs "Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?!"//
If someone says "Fuck" or "FU", he/She looses the game.
If someone curses otherwise, he/she destroys one of his/her things.//Inspired by ZTs "Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?!"//
Card by NinjaWookiee
Fairplay
Thing
Lay "Fairplay" on a thing of your choice. This thing now is controlled by every player.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!
Action
Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Teamwork
Thing
Draw 5 cards. Discard 2 of them and show the rest of 'em to all players. An opponent of your choice chooses one of the remaining cards which gets played by you immediately. Discard the remaining 2 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Uh-oh...
Action
If you draw this card play it as soons as possible. Every opponent can draw cards until they all reaches their maximum hand sizes.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Two-Handed Sword
Thing
You may not play cards.
You can destroy 1 thing every turn of yours other than Two-Handed Sword.
Card by NinjaWookiee
T-Virus
Action
Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
Card by NinjaWarrior
T-Virus
Action
Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
Card by NinjaWarrior
We forgot the rules
Thing
Everyone draws a card at the end of their turns instead of the beginning.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Land of Immortals
Thing
Things cannot be destroyed, expect for "Land of Immortals".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Master of the Nothing
Action
Bring back a card, which was removed from the game and shuffle it back into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The girl, that sang the blues
Action
Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Blues Brothers related card. You can choose to play it now without paying for it or just add it to your hand and shuffle the others into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A forgotten card idea
Action
A thing in play of your choice is from now on considered blank until the end of the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ladder Match
Thing
If you control a wrestler and there a 5 climbing counters on Ladder Match you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sheamus
Thing
Sheamus counts as a Wrestler.
Action&Thing: Put a Climbing counter on Ladder Match or destroy a thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
That Wrestling-folding chair-bug
Thing
As long as "That Wrestling-folding chair-bug" is in play, no one can win by "Ladder Match".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolf
Thing
As an Action: Draw 4 cards and destroy a Thing you control.
As a Thing:
Action: Destroy a thing or take control of up to 3 Tokens.Card by NinjaWookiee
Adolf Hitler
Thing
Put a 100-year counter on "Third Reich" and repeat this at the beginning of your turn.
If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Third Reich
Thing
If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 100-year counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Happy Hitler Day
Action
Search the deck for "Adolf Hitler" or "Third Reich" and take it on your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich
Thing
"Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" comes into play with 3 counters.
Action: Remove 1 counter of this card and poison a thing of your choice. The poisoned thing is destroyed in 5 rounds.
Thing: Sacrifice "Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" and destroy a thing of your choice.Card by NinjaWookiee
A game of "Lach dich schlapp"
Action
Remove 2 things of different players from the game for 3 rounds. After that that these players have to play "Stone, scissors, paper". The loosere destroys his thing. The winner gets his thing back in the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hello Kitty
Thing
If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
Action & Thing: If there is one opponent you gain control of a thing of your choice. If there are more than 1 opponent then destroy one thing of every opponent.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Hello Kitty Tissues
Thing
If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Hello Kitty Bubbles
Thing
If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Nasty Girl
Thing
Everyone becomes a nickname after the last thing they played. Everybody has to call the other players by their nicknames. If someone doesn't "Nasty Girl" gets destroyed and a random thing of that player gets detroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ditto
Thing
Action: "Ditto" becomes a copy of a thing of your choice that is in play. It keeps this ability.
Card by NinjaWookiee
You Activated My Trap Card
Action
If someone would win the game play this card and you win instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Chaos
Action
Choose one card of every opponents hand cards and let them discard those.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Cryogenic Sleep Chamber
Thing
Your hand card maximum is raised by 3.
Card by Wolfblut
By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!!
Action
Shout the title out loud and draw 3 cards.
Card by NinjaWarrior
You rot!
Action
An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
Card by Wolfblut
You rot!
Action
An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
Card by Wolfblut
Spartakick
Action
Shout out loud the flavourtext and destroy a thng of your choice.
This is Sparta!
This is Sparta!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Pissfight
Action
Choose a thing of every player. Choose one of them randomly and it gets destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Leek
Thing
If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Leek" to save it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Farfetch'd
Thing
If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Farfetch'd" to save it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Farfetch'd-Soup
Thing
Sacrifice "Leek" and "Farfetch'd" to play this thing.
It comes into play with 5 filling counters on it. If any thing in play would be destroyed you can remove one filling counter of "Farfetch'd Soup" to save that thing. If there are no counters left you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Nerd
Thing
Card by NinjaWarrior
Sausages
Action
Sacrifice "The Nerd" to play this. Destroy up to 3 things of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
I feel sick.. I want a Pizza!
Action
Draw up to 5 cards and discard the same amount of cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Antichrist
Thing
Thing: A thing of your choice becomes unholy. It will be destroyed in 5 rounds and gets the following ability: "Thing&Action: Destroy a thing of your choice."
Card by NinjaWookiee
And he was a ninja...
Action
If someone would win play this card and destroy the winning key card.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Wingardium Leviosa
Action
Remove a card from the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Parapsychonormal
Action
Draw a card. Play a card with the backside up and lay "Parapsychonormal" onto an opponents thing. If that thing gets destroyed sacrifice "Parapsychonormal" and turn your card frontside up.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Kill it with fire!
Action
Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
If you don't have an Iphone, you don't have an Iphone.
Action
Gain control over a thing. You have to say the title out loud but instead of IPhone add the title of the card you wanna control.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Bear Grylls
Thing
"Bear Grylls" comes into play with 2 counters. When "Bear Grylls" comes into play choose what it will be:
Aggressive: Remove 1 counter and destroy 1 thing of your choice. You can do this anytime.
Defensive: Remove 1 counter and 1 thing of your choice are indestructible. You can do this anytime.
Creative: Remove 1 counter and search for 1 Action card of your choice from the deck and take it onto your hand. You can do this anytime.Card by NinjaWarrior
Stealing
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Stealing
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Benny's butt
Thing
Action: Benny farts (Put 5 counters in play. Remove 1 of them at the beginning of your turn. If there are no counters left destroy a thing of your choice.)
Card by NinjaWookiee
Yesterday.
Action
The last turn of every player will be resetted.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Parasite
Thing
Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
Card by Wolfblut
Parasite
Thing
Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
Card by Wolfblut
Michael Jackson
Thing
Action&Thing: Remove "Michael Jackson" and 4 things of your choice from the game for 5 rounds.
If "Michael Jackson" is infected by the T-Virus you gain control of the chosen 4 things instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Slenderman
Thing
Action&Thing: Put 1 paranoid counter onto a thing of your choice. If there are 3 or more paranoid counter on 1 thing destroy that thing and put another paranoid counter onto another thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wooooops
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Wooops
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Droideka
Thing
Acton: Droideka is indestructible for 1 round or destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Which leg is this?
Action
If someone says "Which leg is this?", "Whos leg is this?", "What the fuck" or "WTF" play this card immediately without paying for this. Even if it's not your turn.
Or else:
To play this card place it on one of your legs. Let an opponent guess on which leg this card is lying. If he guesses right, "Which leg is this?" just gets into the discard pile.
If he/she guesses wrong: Destroy 3 things of your choice or steal 3 cards of your choice.Card by NinjaWookiee
Brainswap
Action
Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
Card by Wolfblut
Brainswap
Action
Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
Card by Wolfblut
Deja vu
Action
This card becomes a copy of the last played action when played.
Card by Wolfblut
Timebomb
Thing
Put a counter on it at the end of your turn. If there are 2 counters on this card its controller looses the game.
Action: Give this thing to another player. Remove all counters of it.
Card by Wolfblut
Lick my ass! I'm going home.
Action
A thing of your choice goes back to its controllers hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Zombie Tsunami
Action
If this card wasn't played in this game before: The game starts new.
If this card was already played in this game: All cards in play go back to their controllers hands.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Goblin Breedingplace
Thing
Put 1 goblin token into play at the beginning of your turn.
Card by [NinjaWarrior
Rainy Day
Action
The next 2 rounds no one can play things.
Card by Wolfblut
Master Mind
Thing
Action: Draw a card.
Card by Wolfblut
Health Insurance
Thing
Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand.
Sacrifice a thing: Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tower of sodacans
Thing
If a thing is destroyed sacrifice "Tower of sodacans" and destroy 3 randomly chosen things in play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Lavender Town Syndrome
Action
Play this card onto a thing in play. If that thing would use an ability its controller has to flip a coin. If he/she looses the ability can't be played this time.
If the thing gets destroyedd bring it back into play under your control. It counts as a zombie.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Forced Exhibitionism
Action
This card is not in a card sleeve at the beginning of the game.
If you play this card choose a card that's in this game and search for it. Take the chosen card out of its sleeve and use that sleeve for "Forced Exhibitionism". After that put the chosen card back where it was. If it was in the deck, shuffle it.
Return the sleeve after the game.Card by NinjaWookiee
Hyperbeam
Action
Destroy up to 5 things of your choice. Skip your next turn if you don't control a pokemon card right now.
Card by Wolfblut
Louis
Thing
If "Louis" is in play nothing can be destroyed until "Louis" gets destroyed.
Why? Because he camps on rooftop-edges at counterstrike!
Why? Because he camps on rooftop-edges at counterstrike!
Card by NinjaWookiee
The monk is way cooler than me!
Action
Swap a thing in play you control with a thing in play an opponent controls.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Sexual-Harassment-Panda
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy "Pedobear", "Hypno" or "Bluedust".
Action: Prevent someone from taking control of somebody elses thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Porygons Lighting Apocalypse
Action
All of the opponents thing which are in play while you play this card a considered blank and can't be sacrificed for 5 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Death
Thing
Thing: Put 5 counter on a thing of your choice. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. If all counters are removed destroy that thing. That things controller can skip 1 turn to remove all counters and save his/her thing from getting destroyed.
Action & Thing: Remove 1 thing of your choice from the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Pentagram
Action
Search the deck for "Satan", "Antichrist" or "The Death" and put it in your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Konfuzius says now! Headshot!!
Action
If a thing would be destroyed play this card, shout its title out loud and prevent the destroying.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Resurrection
Action
Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Zombification
Action
Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile (Except for "Alice"). That thing is considered a zombie (infected by the T-Virus).
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hunter
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, put a counter on "Hunter". Remove 3 counter to destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Riddick
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy 2 things of your choice.
If Riddick is the only thing in play, you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Bounty Hunter
Thing
Search for "Riddick" in the deck and bring it into play.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Teacup
Action
If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Teacup
Action
If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Sun
Thing
"Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Sun
Thing
"Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Darkness
Thing
"Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Darkness
Thing
"Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
Card by NinjaWarrior
I can smell the sea!
Action
Search for a card from the deck and take it on your hand.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Knife in, guts out
Thing
When it comes into play, choose an opponents thing. That thing is considered blank until it gets destroyed or taken back on its controllers hand. "Knife in, guts out" gets all of that thing abilities.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Followed Footsteps
Thing
Play this on a thing of your choice. You gain 1 token at the beginning of your turn which is a copy of the chosen thing. If the chosen thing or "Followed Footsteps" gets destroyed, you don´t get more of thos tokens.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Heatwave
Action
Sacrifice as many things as you want and destroy that many things of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Love The Decomposition
Action
If a player is affected by "You rot!" this player discards all of his/her cards.
Card by Wolfblut
Alice
Thing
Destroy all things that are infected by the T-Virus. Alice is immune to the T-Virus.
Action: Destroy all thing that are infected by the T-Virus.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Wlad Bolscheff
Thing
Thing: An opponent of your choice can't play things in his/her next turn.
Action: Play an additional thing.
Thing & Action: Destroy a thing of your choice.Card by NinjaWookiee
The Croatian Guy
Thing
Create a new card and put it on your hand. (No card for playing "Matrix")
If you control "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" too sacrifice it to play "Matrix".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Thing
If you control "The Croatian Guy" too, sacrifice "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" to play "Matrix".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Matrix
Thing
You have to control "The Croatian Guy" and sacrifice "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" to play "Matrix".
Action: Take control over a thing of your choice.
Thing: Destroy a thing of your choice.Card by NinjaWookiee
Sacrificial Ritual
Action
Sacrifice a thing and search the deck for a thing of your choice and put it in your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Chaos Control
Action
Your opponents skip their next turns.
Card by Wolfblut
1/1 Goblin
Thing
Play "1/1 Goblin" and "A New Era!" together and shout out loud "A new era begins! 1/1 Goblin!!".
Now choose one: Your opponents skip their next 3 turns or your opponents have to discard 3 cards or you steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.
Whatever you choose, do this: Flip 3 coins. If you win 3 times, you win the game.Card by NinjaWookiee
An New Era!
Action
Play "1/1 Goblin" and "A New Era!" together and shout out loud "A new era begins! 1/1 Goblin!!".
Now choose one: Your opponents skip their next 3 turns or your opponents have to discard 3 cards or you steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.
Whatever you choose, do this: Flip 3 coins. If you win 3 times, you win the game.Card by NinjaWookiee
Slowking
Thing
Action & Thing: A thing of your choice looses its abilities for x rounds, where x is rolled with a 6-sided dice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Unicorn
Thing
If "Unicorn" gets destroyed, all things you control at that point become indestructible.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Recycling
Action
Discard all of your cards and draw as many as you discarded that way.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Scaredy-Cat
Action
A thing of your choice gets taken back on its controllers hand.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Flame-Sowrdsman, the travelling whore
Thing
If you have this card on your hand, you can't draw a card this turn.
Thing: Give someone else "Flame-Sowrdsman, the travelling whore".
This card can't be played like other things.Card by NinjaWookiee
Spanish Accuracy
Action
If a card would be played, you can play this card and throw a dice. The opponents thing doesn't come into play now, but comes into play after x turns where x is the rolled number.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Repoman!
Thing
Sacrifice a thing: Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Ivan, the fire sea urchin
Action
If a thing would be destroyed you can play this card to save the thing from getting destroyed and destroy a thing of that player who wanted to destroy that thing instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Green Horror
Thing
If "The Green Horror" comes into play, place 8 goblin tokens under your control into play.
Sacrifice 1 goblin token: Regenerate "The Green Horror" OR destroy a thing of your choice OR an opponent of your choice discards a card.
If there is no goblin token left, destroy "The Green Horror".Card by NinjaWarrior
Strawberrymilk
Thing
If "Strawberrymilk" is in play, "The Green Horror" doesn't have to be destroyed if there are no goblin tokens left.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Marketplace
Thing
Everyone draws 2 instead of 1 card.
Card by Wolfblut
Magic: The Gathering
Action
Copy a card of "Magic: The Gathering" and adjust it to Dvorak. For example change "Creature" and "Enchantment" to "Thing" or "Sorcery" and "Instant" to "Action".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Satan
Thing
Action & Thing: A thing of your choice goes back to its controllers hand.
Action: An opponent of your choice discards a card of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Warrior Princess
Thing
Destroy a thing of your choice.
Action & Thing: Draw 1 card and destroy a card of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Dr. Octaganopus
Action
If someone would play a thing you can play this card and destroy that thing. After that remove "Dr. Octaganopus" from the game and put 4 counters on it. If a thing is played remove 1 counter and destroy that thing. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Dr. Octaganopus" every player has to play a thing if possible.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Action
Say the title out loud and remove 3 things of your choice and this card from the game. Skip your next turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Sex with furniture pieces. What do you think of that?
Thing
This card comes into play with 3 counters on it.
You may ask any player at any time any question. If he answers wrong you may choose: Take control over a thing of your choice OR search the deck for a card and put it in your hand. Whatever you choose, remove 1 counter for every question you ask for this card.
If there are no counters left, you can't use this ability anymore.Card by [NinjaWarrior
Container of Destruction
Thing
Put a counter on this card for every thing that gets destroyed. If there are 10 or more counter on "Container of Destruction" you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
FU!!!
Action
If a thing of yours would be destroyed, you can play this card and prevent it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Cthulhu
Thing
Thing: A thing of your choice becomes a fishmen and you take control over it.
Action: Put a Shoggoth token into play with the ability: "Sacrifice 3 fishmen: Destroy 1 thing of your choice."
Card by NinjaWookiee
Such a goddamn owl...
Thing
Look at the top 4 cards of the deck and put them back in the order of your choice.
Sacrifice this card: Prevent a thing from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hatsune Miku
Thing
Search the deck for another Vocaloid card and put it in your hand.
Card by Wolfblut
Black Rock Shooter
Thing
"Hatsune Miku" can destroy 1 thing of your choice in your turn.
Card by Wolfblut
Old Spice
Action
Choose a thing. You gain control over that thing if its your turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Cockroach Delivery Service
Thing
Roll a dice if this comes into play.
At 1 and 2: Steal a randomly chosen card of an player of your choice. At 3 and 4: Steal a card of your choice from a play of your choice.
At 5 and 6: Take a card of your choice from the discard pile and put it in your hand.Card by NinjaWookiee
A Branch
Thing
If this card and "What's the difference between a swan?" are in play, that player that doesn't control any of those cards has to discard his/her cards and skip his/her next turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
What's the difference of a swan?
Thing
If this card and "A Branch" are in play, that player that doesn't control any of those cards has to discard his/her cards and skip his/her next turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Samus Aran
Thing
If "Samus Aran" would be destroyed you could skip your next turn to prevent it. If ii would be destroyed by "Pirates" you can't use that ability.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Boost Ball
Thing
You don't need to skip your next turn to prevent "Samus Aran" from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Powerbomb
Action
You need to control "Samus Aran", "Boost Ball" and "Plasma Cannon" to play this card. Destroy all things in play.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Pirates
Thing
Skip your next turn: Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Blues Brothers
Thing
Action: Do a concert and remove 1 thing of your choice from every opponent for 5 rounds from the game. You can use this ability every 5 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Nun
Thing
When "The Blues Brothers" do a concert put a 1000 $ counter on "The Blues Brothers". If there aren't 5 counters on it in 25 rounds, sacrifice "The Blues Brothers". If there are 5 counters in 25 rounds you win the game.
"Nun" can't be destroyed by unholy things.
If an opponent destroys one of your things, destroy one of his/her things too.Card by NinjaWarrior
Police
Action
If the Blues Brothers qoute card is played, you can play "Police" and destroy every Blues Brothers related card in play.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Jakes Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
Action
Destroy "The Blues Brothers" after 4 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Sunglasses
Thing
If you control "Sunglasses" "The Blues Brothers" can use their ability every 3 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Bluesmobile
Thing
If you control "Bluesmobile" you don't need to pay an action to use "The Blues Brothers" ability.
Card by NinjaWarrior
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
Action
If you control "The Blues Brothers", "Bluesmobile" and "Sunglasses" and you play this card, you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Evolution
Thing
If "Evolution" is in play for 15 rounds, you win the game.
"Evolution" can only be destroyed by "Head&Shoulders Shampoo".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Head&Shoulders Shampoo
Thing
Destroy "Evolution".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Head&Shoulders Shampoo
Thing
Destroy "Evolution".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Fire
Thing
"Evolution"s time in play to win gets halved and rounded down.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Lin Kagumire
Thing
This card counts as an Vocaloid.
If you control "Lin Kagumire" and "Ren Kagumire" you can remove 1 thing of your choice for 5 rounds once per turn of yours.
Card by Wolfblut
Ren Kagumire
Thing
This card counts as an Vocaloid.
If you control "Lin Kagumire" and "Ren Kagumire" you can remove 1 thing of your choice for 5 rounds once per turn of yours.
Card by Wolfblut
Benny
Thing
Action: Steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.
Thing: Draw a card.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dog Food
Thing
This card comes into play with 3 counters. Remove 1 counter to double "Benny"s ability. If there are no counters left on "Dog Food", destroy Benny.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Absolver Thrull
Thing
When it comes into play, destroy a thing of your choice. If "Absolver Thrull" gets destroyed choose a thing. If that chosen thing gets destroyed, destroy another thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Confuse Ray
Thing
Comes into play under the control of an player of your choice. For the next 5 rounds the chosen player has to throw a dice at the beginning of his/her turn.
1: Nothing happens. 2: The chosen player skips his turn. 3: Nothing happens. 4: The chosen player discards a card. 5: The chosen player sacrifices a thing except for "Confuse Ray".
6: Nothing happens.Card by NinjaWarrior
Psyducks Headache
Thing
Sacrifice "Psyducks Headache" in 5 rounds. If you do, destroy 1 thing from every opponent.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Telefalling
Action
If a thing of yours would be destroyed or someone else would take control over it you can play this card and prevent that.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mario Party 8 Asshole
Thing
Destroy 1 thing of every opponent and steal a card from every opponent. You can add a counter or remove a counter from a card under your control.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Jackass
Thing
If someone discovers that you hae "Jackass" on your hand, that player chooses either if you discard all cards or destroy all of your things. "Jackass" can't be played.
If "Jackass" was discovered or would be discarded shuffle it into the deck instead. It can't be discarded if you have to many hand cards.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Nincada
Thing
If you have exactly 5 things for 1 round, sacrifice ""Nincada and put "Shedinja" into play under your control. Doesn't work, if "Shedinja" is already in play.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Shedinja
Thing?
This card is never in the deck. Every time someone plays a pokemon card put a counter on "Shedinja". If there are 6 counter or more on "Shedinja" you win the game. "Shedinja" can only be destroyed by pokemon cards. If someone plays "Toxic" on "Shedinja" it's destroyed immediately. If "Shedinja" gets destroyed, remove it from the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Icecold Hand
Thing
There is no hand card maximum for you.
Can he drive a car?
Can he drive a car?
Card by NinjaWarrior
Curse
Action
Sacrifice halve of your things. Curse that many things of your choice. The cursed things get destroyed after 4 rounds. There are no exceptions and it can't be prevented.
Go Haunter, Curse Attack!
Go Haunter, Curse Attack!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Flamethrower
Action
Throw a 6 sided die. If it's an even number, destroy a thing of your choice. If it's an uneven number, a thing of yours gets destroyed in 5 rounds.
Go Caterpie, Flamethrower!
Go Caterpie, Flamethrower!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Blunder
Action
If someone would play a thing or an action you can play this card. That player has to throw 2 6 sided dice.
The black eye sees everything!
2-4: Weapon destroyed (That thing/action gets neutralized) 5-7: Weapon damaged (If that player wants to use the cards ability he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's uneven, he/she can't use the ability this time.) 8-10: Fellow hit (One randomly chosen thing of that player gets destroyed.)
11-12: Fail (That players card gets taken back on his/her hand.)The black eye sees everything!
Card by NinjaWarrior
