Saris' Alliances deck
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| Saris' Alliances | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Depressi |
| Date | 12th february 2007 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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Build an alliance of strange and wonderful creatures, most of which don't get along.
Special Rules
Playing Actions/Things
You may only play one Action or one Thing per turn.
Alliance-building
Each Thing you play has a Power value, located in its corner. If you ever have a Power of twenty or over, you win the game. You may destroy any Thing you control at any time.
Not Compatiable
When two cards are "Not Compatiable", you cannot control one while you control the other.
Alignment
Things are either Good, Evil, or Neutral. Good and Evil Things are never compatiable unless specifically stated otherwise.
Wizards
Wizards are a special type of Thing. You may never control more Wizards than you do normal Things; if you do, excess Wizards are destroyed immediately.
Eqipment
Equipment cannot perform Actions without at least one other Thing being in play.
Card List
+2
Tissue NinjaThing-Good
Action: Discard a card and draw two.
+2
Tissue NinjaThing-Good
Action: Discard a card and draw two.
+2
Tissue NinjaThing-Good
Action: Discard a card and draw two.
+2
Tissue NinjaThing-Good
Action: Discard a card and draw two.
+2
Tissue NinjaThing-Good
Action: Discard a card and draw two.
+2
Toilet-Paper NinjaThing-Evil
Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two.
+2
Toilet-Paper NinjaThing-Evil
Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two.
+2
Toilet-Paper NinjaThing-Evil
Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two.
+2
Toilet-Paper NinjaThing-Evil
Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two.
+2
Toilet-Paper NinjaThing-Evil
Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two.
+1
PirateThing-Neutral
Not compatiable with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja.
+1
PirateThing-Neutral
Not compatiable with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja.
+1
PirateThing-Neutral
Not compatiable with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja.
+1
PirateThing-Neutral
Not compatiable with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja.
+1
PirateThing-Neutral
Not compatiable with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja.
+4
Badass Pirate ShipEquipment
Discard your hand when you play this card. Triples the Power of any Pirates you control, and doubles the power of any Pirates in play.
+2
Random CatgirlThing-Neutral
Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards.
+2
Random CatgirlThing-Neutral
Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards.
+2
Random CatgirlThing-Neutral
Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards.
+2
Random CatgirlThing-Neutral
Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards.
+2
Random CatgirlThing-Neutral
Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards.
+1
The HatogramThing-Good
A Holographic Hat. Action: Look at an Opponent's hand.
+1
Giant SpiderThing-Evil
Action: A chosen Opponent discards a card at random.
+4
Mana GeneratorEquipment
This only has Power if you have a Wizard in play.
+4
Demon of Burned ToastThing-Evil
This Thing can only be played if you control Nomi.
+7
Inaction ManThing-Neutral
"Inaction man, the greatest weirdo of them all!" Your Things may not perform Actions while you control Inaction Man.
+2
The EagleThing-Neutral
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's . . . The Eagle!" "Wait . . . Doesn't that mean it IS a bird?"
+2
Cat-a-pultEquipment
Action: Destroy one of your Random Catgirls and up to two of an Opponent's Things.
+1
Snot-Powered Doomsday DeviceEquipment
You must control at least three Tissue Ninjas to play this card. Action: Win the game.
+1
Mass Toilet-BlockingEquipment
You must control at least three Toilet-Paper Ninjas to play this card. Action: Win the game.
+2
Ninja-Pirate AllianceEquipment
Pirates and Ninjas are now compatiable.
+4
Penguin ArmyThing-Good
Not compatiable with Polar Bear Army.
+3
Polar Bear ArmyThing-Neutral
Not compatiable with Penguin Army.
+4
CerberusThing-Evil
Not compatiable with Random Catgirls.
+2
HeffalumpThing-Evil
Not compatiable with Woozles.
+2
WoozleThing-Evil
Not compatiable with Heffalumps.
+2
SpongebobThing-Good
Not compatiable with Squidward.
+2
SquidwardThing-Good
Not compatiable with Spongebob.
+2
Apple-blasting BazookaEquipment
Play onto a Thing. If that Thing is destroyed, so is Apple-blasting Bazooka. Action: A chosen Opponent discards two cards or (If this is played onto Achi) their entire hand.
-2
AchiWizard-Neutral
You may play two Things each turn. While Achi is in play, Logical Explanations can only target Random Catgirls.
+5
NomiWizard-Evil
When you control both Nomi and Achi, discard a card at the end of each turn.
+5
SarisWizard-Good
This card is compatiable with Nomi. When you control both Saris and Achi, draw a card at the end of each turn.
+3
Malu MinionWizard-Good
If this card and Solizaki Minion are ever in play at the same time, they are both destroyed. While this card is in play, Saris is treated as Evil. Action: Destroy an Evil Thing.
+3
Solizaki MinionWizard-Evil
If this card and Malu Minion are ever in play at the same time, they are both destroyed. While this card is in play, Nomi is treated as Good. Action: Destroy a Good Thing.
Friends and Allies
Action
If you control Achi, Nomi and Saris, and have a total Power over 10, you win the game.
Randomness prevails
Action
If you control Achi, there are no other Wizards in play, and you control at least one Random Catgirl, you win the game.
Logical Argument
Action
Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment.
Logical Argument
Action
Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment.
Logical Argument
Action
Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment.
Logical Argument
Action
Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment.
Grenade!
Action
Discard your hand. Destroy any Thing, Equipment or Wizard.
Grenade!
Action
Discard your hand. Destroy any Thing, Equipment or Wizard.
Grenade!
Action
Discard your hand. Destroy any Thing, Equipment or Wizard.
Old rivalries
Action
Destroy any two active Things that aren't compatiable (Not for good/evil reasons)
Old rivalries
Action
Destroy any two active Things that aren't compatiable (Not for good/evil reasons)
I have candy!
Action
Gain control of Achi.
I have candy!
Action
Gain control of Achi.
Necromancery
Action
You must control a Evil wizard to play this card. Place a Thing from the discard pile under your control.
Healing spell
Action
You must control a Good wizard to play this card. Place a Thing from the discard pile under your control.
N1nj4s 0wn
Action
Everyone draws as many cards as they have Ninjas under their control.
Heist
Action
You must control at least two Evil Things to play this card. Draw three cards.
Charity Work
Action
You must control at least two Good Things to play this card. Draw three cards.
Doomsday
Action
If the Evil Things in play have more total Power than the Good Things, destroy all Good Things.
Purification
Action
If the Good Things in play have more total Power than the Evil Things, destroy all Evil Things.
Generation
Action
Draw a third as many cards as you have Power Points (rounding down).
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Action
Draw as many cards as you have Pirates. If you control three Pirates and a Badass Pirate Ship, win the game.
Nullification
Action
Destroy one of your Things, and any other Thing.
