Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2901-3000
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 2901-3000 | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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When me and Grandpa used to hunt Dinosaurs
Thing
Everybody may use this Thing's abilities.
Action: Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token.
Action: If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play.
"Everything was better back then."
Action: Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token.
Action: If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play.
"Everything was better back then."
Card by Zt
The Gloves Are Off
Thing
If a player is forced to discard a card, but has no cards in their hand, they are eliminated.
Card by Kevan
The Necronomicon
Thing
For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. Action: Draw three cards, and put an Insanity token into play.
Card by Kevan
Going Through The Motions
Thing
When this comes into play, each player (starting with you) draws two cards and plays them both immediately. Repeat this until the game ends, or until this Thing is destroyed. Action abilities cannot be played.
Card by Kevan
Friendship Sandwiches
Action
Draw two cards plus one for every opponent; give every opponent one of those cards, and keep the other two.
Card by Binarius
Robot Sentries
Thing
Return Robot Sentries to your hand when an opponent plays a Thing to return that Thing to your opponent's hand. Destroy Robot Sentries when an opponent plays a Thing to destroy that Thing.
Card by Binarius
Noodly Appendage
Action
Put a living Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.
Card by Binarius
Taunting the Spy
Thing
You have no hand size limit. If you have fewer than ten cards in your hand, you cannot win the game or eliminate any players. Action: Draw a card.
Card by Kevan
-10000$
Secured derivitivebad debt
if discarded you win
Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable
Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable
Card by gill_smoke
Z1
Charnel houseThing
Every time one of your living things would be destroyed, you may remove it from the game and create a zombie token instead.
Card by gill_smoke
G9
Haunted HouseThing
may be played on another player, owner must discard a card to take an action.
Card by gill_smoke
If I Had A Hammer
Thing
You cannot play Action cards, or use the Action ability of any other Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Howling Wind
Action
Every player takes a random card from the player on their left, then discards a card.
Card by Binarius
Staredown
Thing
When this card comes into play, every player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard and then discards them; whoever discarded the most gains control of this card. On a tie, the tied players may bid additional discards for control. Action: Destroy this card and take another turn.
Card by Binarius
Disarm
Action
Every player must either destroy all Things under their control that can destroy other Things or discard their hand.
Card by Binarius
Bubble Ghost
Thing
Action: Give control of this Thing to a player who controls no Things, and draw five cards.
Card by Kevan
Broken Fusebox
Thing
Action: Activate the Action ability of another Thing you control three times, then destroy that Thing.
Card by Kevan
Sins of the Father
Thing
Whenever any non-token Thing is destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a Sin token. Any player with a Sin token may not win the game. Any player may destroy a Sin token they control instead of drawing at the beginning of their turn.
Card by Binarius
Security Council Resolutions
Action
Every player creates one card. Put these cards to a vote on whether to be shuffled into the draw pile. If assent is not unanimous for any one of them, none are shuffled in.
Card by Binarius
Mersenne Mania
Action
Any player who controls 2n-1 Things, for prime n, may draw n cards.
Card by Binarius
Dropped Brain
Thing
When a player attempts to draw a card when the deck is empty, eliminate that player and destroy this card.
"Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?"
"Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?"
Card by jtwe
The Eye of a Needle
Thing
If a player has one or more cards in their hand, they may not win the game.
Card by Kevan
Will Work For Food
Thing
Action: Gain control of a living Thing. Any player may play this ability.
Card by Kevan
D22
Unfair pollingAction
Take a vote for the winner the owner of this card gets 3 votes
Card by gill_smoke
Z2
Over Full GraveyardThing
if there are more than 10 living things in the discard pile living things that go to the discard pile are removed from the game and are replaced by a zombie token instead.
Card by gill_smoke
Cray5
Super ComputerThing
Your max hand size is increased by 27
"I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000
"I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000
Card by gill_smoke
In This Week's Episode
Action
Reveal your hand. If you have any Things with Action abilities in your hand, you may play each of those abilities once.
Card by Kevan
Boîte Diabolique
Thing
All sound-related cards are disabled.
It houses the 19 forbidden notes.
It houses the 19 forbidden notes.
Card by Pongo
Mall Drug Store Nerf
Thing
For every card created by Kevan played, create a drama token and put it into play.
10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET
10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET
Card by Pongo
Turban Dead
Thing
Action: Destroy all things with no flavour text.
Oh no, they're not getting me.
Oh no, they're not getting me.
Card by Pongo
WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway
Action
For each opponent, roll a die. Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player.
Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play
I swear to God I thought they could fly.
Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play
I swear to God I thought they could fly.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Prototype Isochron Sceptre
Thing
When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it.
Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.
Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Gods Made Heavy Metal
Thing
Draw two cards at the start of your turns. Destroy this card if you do not play both an Action and a Thing during your turn. Action: Destroy target Thing unless its controller agrees to trade it to you for a chosen Thing you control.
Card by Binarius
From Hour to Hour We Ripe and Ripe
Action
Discard a card, then draw three cards and play one of them.
Card by Binarius
Castle
Action
Return a Thing you control to your hand and replace it with a Thing from your hand.
Card by Binarius
Permab&hammer
Thing
Action: Eliminate a player.
Card by moot#faggot
Finish What's On Your Plate
Thing
Players may not draw cards if they already have one or more cards in their hand.
Card by Kevan
V2
Assimite VampireThing
When this card has more than 100 tokens on it remove it and its tokens from play. <BRAction: Destroy a living thing add a blood token to card.
Action: Take control of another token, put on this card.
Action: Take control of another token, put on this card.
Card by gill_smoke
political wrangling
Action
Take a vote to either "A: Owner takes another turn." or "T: game ends the owner of the most non token things wins." In case of a tie the card gets shuffled into the draw pile.
Card by gill_smoke
Jumping the Shark
Thing
Players may play any number of Things and Actions on their turn. Nobody may win or be eliminated while this is in play. This card cannot be destroyed by its owner.
Card by Kevan
Memory Tray
Action
Hide an opponent's view of the game, then read out the name of all but one Thing they control. If they cannot identify the unnamed Thing within thirty seconds, it is destroyed.
Card by Kevan
Soulhunter
Thing
If a Soul token leaves play, its controller is eliminated. Action: Give a Soul token to each player who doesn't have one.
Card by Kevan
Lucky Penny
Thing
If an opponent wins the game, you win too. If a card claims to eliminate you, you are not eliminated; all opponents toss a coin, those with Tails are eliminated. Any opponent may, at the beginning of their turn, take control of this card in return for your choice of any two of their Things in play or all the cards in their hand.
Card by Goldenboots
Zugzwang
Thing
The next player to play a Thing, play an Action, create or destroy a Token, or use an Action: or Thing: ability - is eliminated.
Action: eliminate yourself.
Chess position where neither player can safely move.
Action: eliminate yourself.
Chess position where neither player can safely move.
Card by Goldenboots
8D
Cool SunglassesThing
Your hand size is increased by one. If one of your Things would be destroyed, flip a coin to prevent its destruction and draw a card instead.
Card by Binarius
Upwardly Mobile Dude
Thing
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every opponent who controls more Things than you.
Card by Binarius
Insane New Dance Move
Action
Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards.
Card by Binarius
The Extinction of the Language Taguma-Le
Thing
Senseless sentences and sentences that are not entirely English are ignored. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. Wakka fogo Wede tat digrlada. Zemesetes nogo putt i. Nogo fogo fu.
Action: Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice.
Action: Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice.
Card by Zt
Librarian on Speed
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you discard cards, draw a card and discard down to your hand size limit. If you draw 20 or more cards in a row, you are eliminated.
"I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!"
"I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!"
Card by Zt
Historical Society
Thing
Players may draw the top card of the discard pile instead of drawing a card.
"You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months."
"You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months."
Card by Zt
Evil Tome
Thing
At the beginining of your turn destroy a token or evil tome.
Action: Discard a card draw and play a card
Action: Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing
Action: Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type
Action: Discard a card draw and play a card
Action: Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing
Action: Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type
Card by gill_smoke
D1
GateAction
Discard your hand remove all of another's players things from the game
Card by gill_smoke
Promoting your Pawn
Action
Destroy a token you control. If you do, write: "Action: Destroy target tangible inanimate Thing." onto target Thing.
And he becomes a queen.
And he becomes a queen.
Card by Zt
José Raúl Capablanca
Thing
Action: Destroy target chess player.
Action: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.
The master. The one and only.
Action: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.
The master. The one and only.
Card by Zt
Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine
Thing
Cannot be destroyed, unless destroying player destroys 10,000 money tokens he controls.
Action: Destroy José Raúl Capablanca.
Action and Thing: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.
Action: Destroy José Raúl Capablanca.
Action and Thing: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.
Card by Zt
Poison Gas Vent
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Gas token into play. If a player controls ten Gas tokens, they are eliminated.
Card by Kevan
This Is Not My Beautiful House
Action
Pick a number from one to three. Each player must destroy that many Things they control.
Card by Kevan
I've got Superpowers, but I use them only to make money
Thing
If you control 30 or more money tokens, you win.
Action: Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn.
Action: Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn.
Card by Zt
My God, I'm an Ant!
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is one.
Action: Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile.
Action: Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile.
Card by Zt
My God, I'm a Giant!
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is increased by 5. Whenever you play a Thing, flip a coin. If tails, it is destroyed.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Card by Zt
Nc6!
Knight ForkAction
Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Opponent chooses which is destroyed.
Card by Goldenboots
Ba4!
Bishop PinThing
Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Note their names on this card. If the first one listed is destroyed, removed, or changes controller, the second one listed and Bishop Pin are destroyed.
Card by Goldenboots
Nirvana
Thing
This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may win through control of tokens.
Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter.
Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter.
Card by Pongo
Ninth Circle
Thing
This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may be eliminated through control of tokens.
Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it.
Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it.
Card by Pongo
Marriage
Thing
Choose an opponent of any gender. You and that opponent are partners. If either wins, both win, if either loses, both lose. At the beginning of each turn place an Anniversary token on this card. Destroy Marriage when it holds 7 Anniversary tokens.
HOW many four-slice toasters???
HOW many four-slice toasters???
Card by Goldenboots
Positron Uprising
Thing
All cards except this one have the text "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".
Action: Destroy this card.
Do the impossible, see the invisible.
Action: Destroy this card.
Do the impossible, see the invisible.
Card by Pongo
G6
Sicilian DragonThing
When this card comes into play, discard down to one card. Your hand size limit is seven. Draw two cards at the beginning of your turns.
Card by Binarius
Moral Victory
Action
Target Thing's controller must either destroy that Thing or show you their hand.
Card by Binarius
No One's Head Shall Be Higher Than King's
Thing
No player may control more Things than you do. If any player does when this card enters play, they must destroy their Things until they control as many as you.
Card by Binarius
B2
B-Movie festThing (rule)
Destroy this at the begining of your turn. When this comes into play move all living things under this card. When it leaves play shuffle and deal living things back to all players.
Card by gill_smoke
Z2
Zombie grinderThing
Action: Destroy a zombie to make a Green food token.
"Soylet Green, it's made of people."
"Soylet Green, it's made of people."
Card by gill_smoke
2G
Jeff GruberThing
Action: Daring Fireball destroys one thing.
"Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG
"Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG
Card by gill_smoke
Prophet's Work
Action
Create a new card, of type "thing". Name it [random page on Wiktionary]ism and make its text forbid [random page on Wikipedia](s) from being in play, then put it into play. You may transliterate non-Latin titles.
Card by Pongo
Pharmaceutical Giant
Thing
Action: Remove 10 money tokens you own, and create and put the card "Expensive New Drug" from the archive into play.
Card by Pongo
Expensive New Drug
Thing
When this is played, choose any effects that can directly affect a thing, erase this sentence, note them on this card, and play this onto a thing. The card this card is on is protected from the effects you chose. At the beginning of your turn, remove a money token that you own or destroy this card.
Action: Move this card onto another thing.
Action: Move this card onto another thing.
Card by Pongo
1
Random PerilThing
Whenever a d6 is rolled, any player rolling a 1 is immediately eliminated. Whenever a coin is tossed, any player tossing Heads must roll a d6.
Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$%
Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$%
Card by Goldenboots
Today is [weekday]!
Action
Draw n cards. On Monday n is 1, on Tuesday n is 2... on Sunday n is 7. If today is Friday the 13th, draw 13 cards and destroy 13 things. (Consider "[weekday]" in the card's title the weekday it is currently, except on Friday the 13th, in which case it is "Friday the 13th".) All times described in this card are UTC.
Card by Pongo
The Card that Changes its Text by the Hour
Thing
This card has the text of the nth card of the Infinite Dvorak deck. n = ( ([current hour] + [current day of month] + [current month] + [current year]) x [current day of week] (Monday = 1, Sunday = 7) ) (in hh-dd-mm-yy format). All times described in this card are UTC. Add "Action:" in front of the text if the card is an action card.
Card by Pongo
Member Bonus
Thing
All players who have an account on the DvorakMUSH may draw an extra card at the beginning of their turn.
Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point.
Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point.
Card by Pongo
0
Hot PotatoThing
Play into control of an opponent. At the end of your (controller's) turn, roll a d6. On a 1 you are eliminated. Hot Potato is a living thing and a food.
Action: Give Hot Potato to an opponent.
Catch!
Action: Give Hot Potato to an opponent.
Catch!
Card by Goldenboots
If I Had A Penny
Thing
Whenever a card is played, you may put a Money token into play.
Card by Kevan
123
Fire SaleThing
When an opponent is eliminated, you act as auctioneer to auction off his/her non-token Things (singly) and hand (as one lot). Bids are in tokens: any tokens the bidder controls may be used. Winner of a Thing must put it in play immediately. Winner of the hand adds it to his/her hand. Items not bid for are destroyed. You may not bid. Winning bids are paid off to you, but you may destroy any tokens you receive this way.
Card by Goldenboots
n - 1
Musical ChairsThing
Create a Chair token. Give a new Chair token to an opponent. Anyone with a Chair token may use the action ability:
Action: Give a new Chair token to an oppenent.
If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens
Action: Give a new Chair token to an oppenent.
If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens
Card by Goldenboots
Zombified Plumber
Thing
discard a card to play, whenever one of your tokens would be destroyed you may replace it with a sewage token.
"Would you really let him work on your pipes?"
"Would you really let him work on your pipes?"
Card by gill_smoke
Token Catapult
Thing
Action: destroy two tokens destroy thing.
Action: destroy three tokens target player discards a card.
Action: destroy three tokens target player discards a card.
Card by gill_smoke
Zombie Catapult
Thing
Action: Destroy two zombies destroy target thing if living replace with a Zombie token.
Card by gill_smoke
H3
Make HistoryAction
Play this card at any time. Draw a card and play up to three actions or action abilities.
"History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it."
--Winston Churchill
"History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it."
--Winston Churchill
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hostile Takeover
Action
Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined wins.
Card by Binarius
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Thing
Any Thing is destroyed if, immediately after it is played, each of its controller's opponents discards a card in ridicule.
Card by Binarius
Proletariat Revolution
Action
Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Esuna
Reaction
Play immediately when a card affecting you is played to negate its effect; if it is a Thing, it is destroyed.
Card by Binarius
Evil
Integral Multiple of a Power of TenThing - Math
When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose cornervalues contain prime numbers. Action: Add a 0 to the end of a number expressed in numeral form on any card and return this card to your hand. Affected cards revert if this card goes to the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
