User talk:NinjaWookiee
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Welcome Aboard
Hey man, welcome to Dvorak! When you want to add some new cards to the Infinite Dvorak deck, make sure you add them to the Infinite Dvorak deck itself, not to the archive pages. When the main page gets too big we take the top 100 cards out and make a new Archive page, so 5401-5500 should be "It's a Kind of Uno" to "Rig" (which I just did), 5501-5600 should be "Bullet Hell" to "Identity Crisis" (which will be done when it gets too big again), and your new 3 cards should go at the bottom of the Infinite Dvorak main page. I've already made the necessary fixes, so just remember this advice and you'll be fine. I also recommend watching the Recent Changes page, so you know what's going on.
Have fun with Dvorak!--ChippyYYZ 17:55, 12 July 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the welcome! I already saw what's going on by looking at the recent changes, but thank you anyways for the instructions. I'm gonna keep that in mind in the future! :D --NinjaWookiee 18:52, 12 July 2011 (UTC
Rainbow Dash
I was just wondering when Rainbow Dash's "search for a pony" ability happens. I assume it's when you play it, but the card doesn't say. -- Corrigan 20:39, 3rd October, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, it happens when Rainbow Dash is played. I'll change the text to clarify it. --NinjaWookiee 14:11, 4 October 2011 (UTC)
Maybe we shouldn't have started with the pony-cards, guys...
Keep in mind that there are to date only 16 cards with "Pony" in their type. This card is too narrowly focused to be really useful. I don't mean to come down too hard on you; just remember, whenever you add a card, ask yourself "Is it fun? Is it useful?" -- Corrigan 13:04, 28th October, 2011 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure there are more cards in the infinite deck which are 'too narrowly focused' on something. I saw a lot of cards which weren't useful and a lot which weren't useful or funny. It was just meant to be a joke, because there were all those pony cards made lately and I'm pretty sure there will follow a lot more.
I respect your comment and I actually wanna thank you for that. It shows me, that people actually read and possibly think about my cards.
But really, I don't think this should be taken so seriously that someone should "rant" about it usefulness in this deck. And like I said, I bet this card will get more and more useful the time goes on. ;-)
--NinjaWookiee 23:53, 28 October 2011 (UTC)
Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken
Why is this card an Action?
--Corrigan 17:56, 31st October (UTC)
Thanks for mentioning. It was a mistake. --NinjaWookiee 10:35, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
Swamps of Happiness
So, you can use any number of abilities an unlimited number of times? Wouldn't you just instantly win by making your turn take forever and having everyone else forfeit? -- Corrigan 14:10, November 1st, 2011 (UTC)
Havn't thought about that actually. I'm gonna change that.--NinjaWookiee 05:36, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
Giant Pet Hornet
What exactly is the extent of this card's effect? Does it also prevent cards in your hand from being discarded? "And so on" is much too vague for anyone to really interpret this card. -- Corrigan 11:51, November 9th, 2011 (UTC)
Of course there is something wrong with my card again. lol Okay, you're right, it is too vague. But I wanted to edit that card anyway. When I added this it was early in the morning where I live and I was in a hurry. --NinjaWookiee 20:13, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
Avatar of Knowledge
When this card references "your weight", which unit of measurement is it using? -- Corrigan13 December, 2011, 20:26, (UTC)
- And keep in mind that your answer will determine whether or not this thing's Thing: ability is even more over-the-top-super-powered than its Action and Thing: ability (which is pretty over-the-top-super-powerful, even by Superpower Set standards).--ChippyYYZ 18:26, 14 December 2011 (UTC)
Kilogram. And Avatars are always over the top, aren't they. --NinjaWookiee 20:17, 14 December 2011 (UTC)
Façade
A card that makes you install software on someone else's computer is a really bad idea. Making someone else lose if the software isn't compatible with that computer is an even worse idea. -Bucky 22:47, 12 February 2012 (UTC)
Ideas that may or may not get added later
The Spoony One
Thing
You can play cards related to roleplaying or classic fantasy elements without paying.
Action: Destroy 1 movie or videogame related thing.
Action: Destroy 1 movie or videogame related thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
OP better delivers
Action
Ask 1 player if he has 1 chosen card in his hand. If that player does have the called card on his/her hand, you take it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Drinking Game
Thing
When this comes into play choose one:
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Atheist
Thing
When this card comes into play destroy God without activating its ability. It can't be prevented.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Funny Herringsalad
Thing
Tell a joke: 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.
Sacrifice this card to play up to 2 actions this turn.
Sacrifice this card to play up to 2 actions this turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ninjutsu
Thing
Everytime a thing would get destroyed the player that wants to destroy it (the attacker) rolls a 6-sided die in a box. Then that things controller (The defender) rolls a die as well in that box, where he can also try to hit the other die to change the rolled number.
When the attackers rolled number is higher, the thing gets destroyed. If not, the thing doesn't get destroyed.
If someone doesn't roll the die in the box its rolled number is considered 0.
When the attackers rolled number is higher, the thing gets destroyed. If not, the thing doesn't get destroyed.
If someone doesn't roll the die in the box its rolled number is considered 0.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Skeleton Cab Driver
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.
When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Batman
Thing
Comes into play with 5 Batmerang Tokens.
Action & Sacrifice 1 Batmerang Token: Destroy 1 thing.
Thing: You get 1 Bat Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Bat Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.
Action & Sacrifice 1 Batmerang Token: Destroy 1 thing.
Thing: You get 1 Bat Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Bat Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Speed
Thing
All players handlimits get reduced by 2.
Action cards get played immediately after they get drawn.
Action cards get played immediately after they get drawn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Neversoft-Eye
Thing
Action: Look at the top card of the deck or look at 1 opponents hand.
Sacrifice this: Play 1 thing card.
Sacrifice this: Play 1 thing card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
John Paul Jackson
Thing
This card can't be affected by any Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related cards.
Action: Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing.
You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card.
Action: Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing.
You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Non-violent Resistance
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing and negate that.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mummificated Mantis
Thing
Play when someone destroys 1 thing of yours. When this card gets destroyed, bring back that destroyed thing in play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Getting Molested By a Ghost While Murdering a Child
Reaction
Play when someone destroys a thing, which isn't longer than 3 rounds in play yet. That player has to discard 3 random cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Semi-Automatic Napalm Shotgun
Thing
Comes into play with 17 ammounition counter.
Action & Remove 1 ammunition counter: Destroy 1 thing of your choice and the 2 cards which are laying exactly next to the first one.
Action & Remove 1 ammunition counter: Destroy 1 thing of your choice and the 2 cards which are laying exactly next to the first one.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Foethe, Goethes Fetus
Thing
The next thing you play gets: "Action: Draw x cards, where x is the ammount of lines on this card (Excluding title, flavortext and this ability)"
Card by NinjaWookiee
KISS
Action
Destroy 1 or all things, which has/have more than 4 lines of text (without title and flavortext)
Keep it simple, stupid!
Keep it simple, stupid!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Matthias Müller
Thing
Thing: You get x trash tokens, where x is the amount of things you control without any Action- or Thing-abilities.
Action: Destroy y things, where y is the amount of tokens you have.
Action: Destroy y things, where y is the amount of tokens you have.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Rats in the Head
Action
Choose -- 1 opponent of your choice discards 3 cards; or 1 opponent of your choice can't draw cards for the next 3 rounds.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The New Antichrist
Thing
When it comes into play, destroy "Antichrist".
Action: Destroy 1 thing of your choice or remove "God" from the game.
Unholy things you control are indestructible, including this one.
Action: Destroy 1 thing of your choice or remove "God" from the game.
Unholy things you control are indestructible, including this one.
Card by NinjaWookiee
NPC
Thing
Counts as a player with its own handcards and turn. In its turn, choose 1 handcard randomly, which get played under this cards control.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Buggalo
Thing
Thing: You get 1 milk token.
Action & sacrifice x milk tokens: Draw x cards.
Action & sacrifice x milk tokens: Draw x cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Necromania
Thing
Shuffle the discard pile and place it face-down near you. Whenever you draw a card, you draw it from this pile. That pile still counts as the discard pile.
Sacrifice this: Search the discard pile for a card of your choice and take it on your hand.
Sacrifice this: Search the discard pile for a card of your choice and take it on your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
We Are One!
Thing
In every players turn, that player has all handcards of all players (except for Reaction cards). That means, when he ends his turn he gives all the handcards to the next player and so on.
When this card gets destroyed, take the handcards and give every play the same amount of cards from these, chosen randomly.
When this card gets destroyed, take the handcards and give every play the same amount of cards from these, chosen randomly.
Card by NinjaWookiee
"Strong Like a Spermwhale"-Screws
Action
1 mechanical/robotic thing of your choice becomes indestructible until it leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Machinegunlike Coughing
Action
Roll 1 die. Choose the rolled amount of things. The chosen things get destroyed after 3 rounds from now.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Jesus Christ
Thing
When this card gets destroyed bring it back into play after 7 rounds under your control.
Things you control, which were considered blank or lost abilities can be used just as normal.
Things you control, which were considered blank or lost abilities can be used just as normal.
Card by NinjaWookiee
^^
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone playing a Thing- or Action-card which has more than 4 lines of text (without title and flavortext). Negate that card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Philosoraptor
Thing
You can play cards with ?'s on it for free.
Action: Ask 1 player of your choice, if he/she has 1 specific card in his hand. If he has, you take that card.
Action: Ask 1 player of your choice, if he/she has 1 specific card in his hand. If he has, you take that card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Living Shit as a Pet
Thing
Action & discard 1 card: 1 opponent of your choice can't play cards in his/her next turn of the same kind, which the discarded card was.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Co-Op-Mode
Thing
Choose 1 player. You and that player play together. You both can play cards from the other players hand and you can use abilities from the other player. If one of you wins or losses the game, you both win or loose the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Perfumed Toiletpaper
Thing
Anytime you discard a card (except for when you discard a card at the end of your turn because you habe too many) draw a card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Mighty Ballpen
Thing
Cards completely written by hand you control are indestructible.
Action: Destroy 1 card that has printed text on it.
Action: Destroy 1 card that has printed text on it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Broken Printer
Thing
No one can play cards with printed text on it.
Action: Remove 1 card with printed text from the game. Bring it back when this card leaves play.
Action: Remove 1 card with printed text from the game. Bring it back when this card leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Egg With Wings
Thing
When this comes into play, lay 1 living thing under this without revealing it to the other players. You can hold 1 additional handcard.
When this moves from play into the discard pile, bring the thing in play, with layed under this.
When this moves from play into the discard pile, bring the thing in play, with layed under this.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Saint Bernard With Wine
Thing
It can't loose its abilities in any way and it can't be considered blank.
Action: Choose 1 thing, that lost at least 1 ability or is considered blank. It becomes normal again and is immune to loosing abilities and becoming blank for the next 2 rounds.
Action: Choose 1 thing, that lost at least 1 ability or is considered blank. It becomes normal again and is immune to loosing abilities and becoming blank for the next 2 rounds.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Magic Word
Action
Choose -- If possible, start playing the audio drama "The Magic Word". When the first half is over, destroy 1 thing. When the other half is over, you win the game; Or Choose a word, then look at the hand of all opponents. Take all cards which have the chosen word on it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Reading a Book About TV- and Movie-Series "Jackass"
Action
Roll 2 6-sided dice. Then reveal the rolled amount of top cards of the deck. Bring into play every Thing-card you reveal this way, that has the word "sacrifice" on it and play every Action-card revealed this way, that has the word "discard" on it.
Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck.
Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Turtle Fight
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing by using another things ability.
Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play.
Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Ice-Cube-Pissing Guy from THPS3
Thing
Action: Roll a 6-sided die. Remove 1 thing from the game for the rolled amount of rounds.
Thing: Roll a 6-sided die. You get the rolled amount of Ice-Cube Tokens.
Thing: Roll a 6-sided die. You get the rolled amount of Ice-Cube Tokens.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Being Precise
Action
Remove 1 thing from the game which has exactly 100 symbols on it (including spaces).
Card by NinjaWookiee
Unlikely Advantage
Thing
You can play cards, that don't have an 'e' on it for free.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ordering it New or Used?
Action
Choose -- Discard 2 cards and search the deck for a card. Take that card on you hand and shuffle the deck afterwards.; Or Discard 1 card and search the deck for a card after you drew a card in your next turn. Take that card in your hand and shuffle the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Daniel
Thing
Thing: Create 1 Dany Sahne-Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Dany Sahne-Token at any time to prevent a thing from getting destroyed.
You may sacrifice 1 Dany Sahne-Token at any time to prevent a thing from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Human Centipede
Thing
Number all players. All things by player 1 which leave play and the cards that player discards, move to player 2s hand. All things by player 2 which leave play and the cards that player discards, move to player 3s hand and so on.
All things by the last numbered player which leave play and the cards that player discards leave play normally.
All things by the last numbered player which leave play and the cards that player discards leave play normally.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bad Religion (The Band)
Thing
Action: [Song: You] Destroy 3 things which were created by the same creator.
Action: [Song: American Jesus] Destroy 1 holy thing.
Thing: [Song: I Love My Computer] 1 technical/robotic thing of your choice becomes indestructible until in leaves play.
Action: [Song: American Jesus] Destroy 1 holy thing.
Thing: [Song: I Love My Computer] 1 technical/robotic thing of your choice becomes indestructible until in leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Relationshipstatus: Evangelic
Action
1 thing becomes holy until it leaves play and can only be destroyed by unholy things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Rickrolled
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone playing a card. Negate that card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hail Storm
Action
No one can play things in the next 2 rounds. At the beginning of your next 2 turns destroy 1 randomly chosen thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sleet
Action
No one can play things in the next 2 rounds. At the beginning of your next 2 turns choose 1 thing randomly. That thing becomes blank until it leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bennys Boom
Action
Play this instantly in your first turn after your walk with Benny. If it rained while the walk, discard 2 cards. If it didn't rain draw 2 cards. If it hailed or snowed remove 2 things of your choice from the game.
If Benny took a shit all your opponents discard all cards.
If Benny took a shit all your opponents discard all cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bob
Thing
If at least 1 of your things got destroyed since your last turn, destroy 1 thing of your choice at the beginning of your turn.
Thing:' Roll a 6-sided die. You get the rolled amount of moneytokens.
Action: Give an opponent 3 of your moneytokens and take control over 1 of that players things.
Thing:' Roll a 6-sided die. You get the rolled amount of moneytokens.
Action: Give an opponent 3 of your moneytokens and take control over 1 of that players things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Teflon-Coated Telephone
Thing
Indestructible. You can draw 1 additional card at the beginning of your turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
War of the Worlds PlayStation 1 Game
Thing
All your opponents get 3 Tripod Tokens, which can only be destroyed buy Tank Tokens.
Thing: Create 1 Tank token with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 thing."
When 1 of your opponents has no Tripod Tokens left, that player looses the game.
Thing: Create 1 Tank token with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 thing."
When 1 of your opponents has no Tripod Tokens left, that player looses the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Brain Transplatation
Action
Discard all cards and draw as many cards as you discarded this way.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Noseybonk
Thing
If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.
"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.
"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub
Card by NinjaWookiee
Global Confusion
Action
Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Becuz por literacy is kewl!
Action
There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Stair of "Anaconda 3"
Thing
This comes into play with 7 step counters on it. At the beginning of your turn, remove 1 step counter. If there are none left, sacrifice this card.
Are there ... Step Counters on this at the beginning of your turn, do the following.
6 = 1 player of your choice discards 1 card.; 5 = Discard 1 card.; 4 = Destroy 1 thing.; 3 = Sacrifice 1 thing.; 1 = You get 1 Giant Snake Token with the ability: Thing: Destroy up to 3 things OR 1 player discards up to 3 cards.
Are there ... Step Counters on this at the beginning of your turn, do the following.
6 = 1 player of your choice discards 1 card.; 5 = Discard 1 card.; 4 = Destroy 1 thing.; 3 = Sacrifice 1 thing.; 1 = You get 1 Giant Snake Token with the ability: Thing: Destroy up to 3 things OR 1 player discards up to 3 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Heart of the Cards
Thing
At the end of your turn you may look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put them back in any order.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Façade
Action
Choose 1 player. Download Façade at http://interactivestory.net/ on the nearest computer and install it (Continue playing while it's installing because decompressing the sound usually takes a while). When it's installed immediately stop the Dvorakgame. The chosen player has to play Facade. If Trip and Grace stay together at the end that player wins. If not, that player gets eliminated.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Living Tombstone
Thing
Thing: Choose 1 thing in the discard pile. Move it to the battlefield under your control.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Remember the time when your biggest aim in life was to unlock ROB in Mario Kart DS?
Thing
Indestructible. Play this under the control of a player of your choice and name a card except for this one, that is not removed from the game yet but is definitely in the game somewhere. The chosen card can't be removed from the game. That player can't win the game as long as he controls this thing. Remove this thing from the game, when the chosen player plays the chosen card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
