Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3301-3400
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 3301-3400 | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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8X
Bottled PoisonThing
When Bottled Poison is destroyed, each opponent discards a card at random and destroys a Thing they control.
#3301
Card by Bucky
Huddle
Action
Return all non-token Things you control to your hand, and draw four cards.
#3302
Card by Kevan
Tripwire
Thing
When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and play any number of cards from your hand.
#3303
Card by Kevan
Transcendence
Thing
When this comes into play, end your turn. Action: Win the game if you control no other Things and if your hand is empty.
#3304
Card by Kevan
Y2
Malaclypse the YoungerThing
If you have a copy of Malaclypse the elder in play you may use Malaclypse the younger's ability to fetch two cards instead of one. Action: Put a card from the top 23 cards in the draw pile put it in your hand, shuffle the draw pile.
#3305
Card by gill_smoke
E3
Malaclypse the ElderThing
If you have a copy of Malaclypse the younger in play you may take Malaclypse the elder's action at the begining of your turn for free but then you can't use his ability. Action: put a card from the top 23 cards of the discard pile into your hand.
#3306
Card by gill_smoke
R5
23 skiddooAction
Put cards from the discard pile with a corner value symbol matching any symbol in title of this card into your hand.
#3307
Card by gill_smoke
Charity Tin Rattle
Action
Target player either gives you a card from their hand, or discards their hand.
#3309
Card by Kevan
T?
TargettronThing
Make a randomly ordered list of players and a randomly ordered list of non-token Things in play. Any event targetting a player or Thing targets the next player or Thing on the appropriate list. After a player or Thing is targetted he/she/it is moved to the bottom of the list. When a new Thing comes into play, you choose a place for it on the list.
Action: Randomly re-order both target lists.
Action: Randomly re-order both target lists.
#3310
Card by Goldenboots
Ploughshare
Thing
You cannot play a card or an Action ability if it would destroy a Thing. Action: Draw a card.
#3311
Card by Kevan
New Broom
Action
Destroy every non-token Thing in play. For each Thing destroyed, its controller may draw a card and, if they wish, play it immediately.
#3312
Card by Kevan
R2R2R
Rags To RIches and BackThing
If during your turn you ever have fewer Things in play than any other player, put a Rags token on this card. If during your turn you have a Rags token and more Things in play than any other player, put a Riches token on this card. If during your turn you have a Riches token but fewer Things in play than any other player, you win.
#3313
Card by Goldenboots
A Day's Work
Thing
At the end of any turn in which you played more than one card, gain a Money token.
#3314
Card by Kevan
B3
And Baby Makes ThreeThing
Action Choose two Tokens you control. Make a new Token with name made up of one word from each parent Token's name.
#3315
Card by Goldenboots
6W
Six and OutAction
Draw 6 cards and play up to six Actions and/or Things, total. If you have not won at the end of this turn, you are eliminated.
Backyard cricket: over the fence is 6 runs and out.
Backyard cricket: over the fence is 6 runs and out.
#3316
Card by Goldenboots
Slow Motion
Thing
Players may only play one Action or one Thing, each turn - not both.
#3317
Card by Kevan
Mano-a-Mano
Thing
While this card is in play, all other Things are considered to be out of play. Things cannot be played.
#3318
Card by Kevan
S12
Public SucideAction
Destroy target living thing, draw a card.
"I fully expect to see you like that one day."-Bub
"I fully expect to see you like that one day."-Bub
#3319
Card by gill_smoke
S11
Sucide PactThing
Attach two Living Things together when one leaves play or is destroyed they both are.
#3320
Card by gill_smoke
Robotic Hand
Thing
When this comes into play, put eight Finger tokens into play. Your hand size is equal to the number of Finger tokens you control.
#3322
Card by Kevan
Spur of the Moment
Action
Draw three cards, then play a card at random from your hand.
#3323
Card by Kevan
Bad Luck
Thing
All random decisions are instead resolved by the decision of the player to the left of the player whose turn it is.
#3324
Card by Kevan
Juri, Mister Zombie Corpse
Thing
Every player may play this from the discard pile instead of playing a Thing. When Juri is destroyed, gain control of target Thing or draw a card.
#3325
Card by Zt
Lost on a Lonely Island with a Person you Dislike
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control.
Whenever you play a Thing, each other player creates a copy of that Thing under their control.
#3326
Card by Zt
This Deck is so Freaking Infinite
Action
Search the draw pile. If you find a card called "Hammy Spanky Stinky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad", you win the game. If you don't, draw three cards.
"If the deck is truly infinite, then any card name has to exist."
"If the deck is truly infinite, then any card name has to exist."
#3327
Card by Zt
$0.99/lb
Hammy Stinky Spanky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta SaladThing
No Thing may use any Action ability in the turn it comes into play, unless the Thing is voluntarily destroyed by its controller at the same time.
Keep looking, there are infinitely many cards infinitely close to what you want...
Keep looking, there are infinitely many cards infinitely close to what you want...
#3328
Card by Goldenboots
1729
Srinavasa RamanujanThing-Mathematician
If you control exactly 1729 tokens of any type(s) you win.
Action Create a Cube token.
Action If you control a set of n tokens including at least one Cube token, add n*n*n - n Cube tokens
Oh, no Hardy! 1729 is a very interesting number! It's the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of cubes two different ways!
Action Create a Cube token.
Action If you control a set of n tokens including at least one Cube token, add n*n*n - n Cube tokens
Oh, no Hardy! 1729 is a very interesting number! It's the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of cubes two different ways!
#3329
Card by Goldenboots
18L
In with a ChanceThing
If you control exactly 18 Lucky tokens, you win. If you use an Action ability on this card, toss a coin: on Tails, erase that action ability.
Action Create a Lucky token.
Action Double your number of Lucky tokens
Action Triple your number of Lucky tokens.
Action Destroy a Lucky token.
Action Create a Lucky token.
Action Double your number of Lucky tokens
Action Triple your number of Lucky tokens.
Action Destroy a Lucky token.
#3330
Card by Goldenboots
Embarrassing Secret
Action
Discard your hand. If this card is revealed from your hand, you must play it immediately.
#3332
Card by Kevan
EE 1
OssiliscopeThing
At the beginning of your turn you may trigger as many actions abilities of inanimate things as you posses scope probes.Thing: Create a copy of scope probe from the archive shuffle into draw pile. Action: Search top 20 cards in the draw pile for a scope probe and put it in your hand.
#3333
Card by gill_smoke
EE 2
Scope ProbeThing
If this is destroyed you may make a copy that you put into your hand for 50 money related tokens.
"I swear you'd think these things were made of gold." -Bub
"I swear you'd think these things were made of gold." -Bub
#3334
Card by gill_smoke
EE 3
Waveform GeneratorThing
At the beginning of your turn you may do one of the following:
Draw an extra card.
Discard a card.
Create a energy token.
Draw an extra card.
Discard a card.
Create a energy token.
#3335
Card by gill_smoke
Kidnapping
Action
Gain control of a Thing, unless its controller discards their hand.
#3336
Card by Kevan
Shell Script
Thing
Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Action ability activates for free at the start of each of its controller's turns.
#3337
Card by Kevan
$$$
Economic Stimulus PackageThing
When this comes into play, each player gains 10 * (the number of active players) Money tokens. Destroy this at the beginnng of your turn. Each player may auction off a Thing he/she controls during his/her turn, and chooses to accept bids in Money tokens only or in any tokens. When this is destroyed the player with the most Money tokens may draw four cards.
#3339
Card by Goldenboots
Economic Downturn
Action
For each type of token in play, each player must destroy one token they control of that type, if they have any.
#3340
Card by Kevan
Elbow Room
Thing
Each player's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Things they control. Each player may destroy Things they control at the end of their turn.
#3341
Card by Kevan
Suppressing Fire
Thing
The first card played each turn is instead discarded with no effect.
#3342
Card by Kevan
R8
Fell throughAction Reaction
You must discard a card to play. Play in response to any action, that action does nothing.
"Awww that's too bad" -Bub
"Awww that's too bad" -Bub
#3345
Card by gill_smoke
Crop Field
Thing
Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Replace all Seed tokens with Crop tokens. Action: Destroy any number of Crop tokens you control to draw twice as many cards.
#3346
Card by Kevan
Cursed!
Thing
Play onto a Thing that used its Action ability since your last turn. The controller of that Thing cannot play the Action ability of other Things.
#3347
Card by Kevan
Rob the Rich
Action
Choose a player. Swap all of your tokens for all of their tokens.
#3348
Card by Kevan
Collectible Card Swap Meet
Action
You may offer n cards created by one card creator and name how many cards, by which creator, you would trade them for. You accept the first correct offer.
I'll trade 4 Kevans for one Pombo!
I'll trade 4 Kevans for one Pombo!
#3349
Card by Goldenboots
Correcting Fluid
Thing
Action: Correct a spelling or grammatical mistake on a card in play or in your hand, and draw three cards.
#3350
Card by Kevan
M0
Market crashThing
When this comes into play destroy all money tokens. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card. Whenever things would be destroyed put it back into controllers hand instead.
"Somebody is making money on this deal." -Bub
"Somebody is making money on this deal." -Bub
#3351
Card by gill_smoke
January Sale
Action
Draw and reveal three times as many cards as players. Starting with you and going clockwise around the table, each player picks one of the cards and puts it into their hand.
#3354
Card by Kevan
Unscrupulous Postman
Thing
Whenever an opponent draws a card, they must reveal it. You may choose to take the card into your hand instead; if you do, destroy Unscrupulous Postman.
#3355
Card by Kevan
The Wrong Hands
Action
Each player may discard any number of cards. Toss a coin; if heads, everyone then passes their hand to the left.
#3356
Card by Kevan
Strawberry Fields Forever
Thing
Action: Roll 1d6 and put that many strawberry tokens into play.
#3357
Card by Pongo
Bad Feeling
Action
Look at an opponent's hand. If they have a card with the word 'destroy' on it, draw three cards.
#3359
Card by Kevan
Mortgage, Monopoly Style
Thing
Face-down cards are blank. If this card is destroyed, turn all face-down cards in play face-up.
Action (global) Turn a Thing card (not this) you control face down and create 10 Money tokens.
Action (global) Destroy 20 Money tokens to turn a player's face-down card face-up..
.
Action (global) Turn a Thing card (not this) you control face down and create 10 Money tokens.
Action (global) Destroy 20 Money tokens to turn a player's face-down card face-up..
.
#3360
Card by Goldenboots
Giant, Hollow Cake
Thing
You may destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand, at any time.
#3361
Card by Kevan
P 128
Deevolution sprayAction
Destroy a token or change a thing into a token of the same type as the replaced cards name.
#3362
Card by gill_smoke
R5
That's enoughAction
Target player does not draw a card on thier next turn.
#3363
Card by gill_smoke
M6
Miserable stateThing (rule)
All players must discard a card to play a card from thier hand.
#3364
Card by gill_smoke
Half-Time Substitution
Action
Return any number of non-token Things you control to your hand. You may then play an equal number of Thing cards from your hand.
#3366
Card by Kevan
All or Nothing
Thing
You may not play Thing or Action cards normally (although you may still take one Action ability per turn). At any time during your turn, you may play every card from your hand.
#3367
Card by Kevan
Son of the Zombie Plague
Action
Create a zombie token for every nontoken thing in play
#3368
Card by gill_smoke
z0
Zombified Wage SlaveThing
Action: destroy a zombie token to create a token of your choise
#3369
Card by gill_smoke
s0
Wage SlaveThing person
Action: destroy a money token to create 2 tokens of your choise
#3370
Card by gill_smoke
Near Enough
Action
Swap a card in the discard pile for a card in your hand whose title starts with the same letter.
#3371
Card by Kevan
Autopilot
Thing
Players may not play cards or Action abilities normally. A player may play a card at random from their hand, at the end of each of their turns.
#3372
Card by Kevan
Rubber Bullets
Action
Pick a Thing at random. Either destroy it, or return this card to your hand.
#3373
Card by Kevan
Back From The Grave
Action
Create a zombie token and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.
#3374
Card by ChippyYYZ
Back With A Vengeance
Action
Return a thing from the discard pile to play under your control. That thing destroys target thing.
#3375
Card by ChippyYYZ
Back From The Future
Action
Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and play one of them.
#3376
Card by ChippyYYZ
B22
Canadian baconThing
"It doesn't have to do anything because it's that good" -Spencer Shay
#3377
Card by gill_smoke
d0
Draft DodgerThing
This card is only playable if you have evidence of something Canadian in you play
"What you thought he was going to do something?" -Bub
"What you thought he was going to do something?" -Bub
#3378
Card by gill_smoke
Cold Dark Infinite Void
Thing
If a player has no Existence tokens, they may put one into play on any Thing they control. A player may destroy an Existence token they control at any time. Things without Existence tokens on them (except for this card) are considered to be out of play for the purposes of all other cards.
#3380
Card by Kevan
Morphic Resonator
Thing
Play onto a Thing. The body text of every Thing (other than this card) is considered to be the same as the Thing this card is attached to, while this card is in play.
#3381
Card by Kevan
R14
Are You Daft?Action Reaction
Discard in reaction to a living things action ability, that action does nothing. When played as an action trigger a Thing's action ability twice.
#3383
Card by gill_smoke
M11
Malcolm in the middleThing
Attach to two living things they cannot use actions.
#3384
Card by gill_smoke
Brain in a Jar
Thing
You may play two Actions per turn, but cannot play Action cards, only Action abilities.
#3386
Card by Kevan
Andrew Jackson
Thing
You may ignore the effects of any cards with "Judge" or "Justice" in their titles.
Action: Remove target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control from the game. Discard a card.
Action: Remove target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control from the game. Discard a card.
#3387
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stonewall Jackson
Thing
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.
If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.
If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.
#3388
Card by ChippyYYZ
Janet Jackson
Thing
Action: Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card.
#3389
Card by ChippyYYZ
Luddite Mob
Thing
You may not play Action abilities, except for the one on this card. Action: Destroy a Thing which has an Action ability.
#3390
Card by Kevan
M2
Mental Health DayThing
Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take use its abilities.
Action: Destroy this card or the one it's attached to then attach this to a new living thing.
"He needs more than a day ..." -Bub
Action: Destroy this card or the one it's attached to then attach this to a new living thing.
"He needs more than a day ..." -Bub
#3391
Card by gill_smoke
A1
Apex PredatorThing
This card cannot be destroyed.
Action: Destroy living thing.
"Grrr."
Action: Destroy living thing.
"Grrr."
#3392
Card by gill_smoke
Cthulu Sex Magazine
Thing
"With a title like that you don't need to do anything."
#3393
Card by gill_smoke
Dvo / Rak
Thing
A second playing area exists. At the start of each player's turn, they must pick one of the two areas; any Things that come into play this turn come into play in this area, and all cards in the other area are removed from play, until the end of the turn.
#3394
Card by Kevan
2Do
Communal To-Do ListThing
During your turn you may (for free) perform the next To Do on the list below. Then erase that item and put this card under another player's control.
To Do Draw 3 cards
To Do Destroy a Thing you control
To Do Discard your hand, draw 5 cards.
To Do Destroy five tokens you control.
To Do Destroy this card.
To Do Win the game.
To Do Draw 3 cards
To Do Destroy a Thing you control
To Do Discard your hand, draw 5 cards.
To Do Destroy five tokens you control.
To Do Destroy this card.
To Do Win the game.
#3395
Card by Goldenboots
Me!
Link BaitThing
This card is a living thing, a node, an insect, a quark, Canadian, undead, robotic, made of glass, a philosopher, related to Chess, black, blue, not black, not blue, nonliving, plastic, and features a quotation from Bub.
Action If a card in play refers to cards of a particular description, add that description to this card.
Always on page 5 of Google's hits.
Action If a card in play refers to cards of a particular description, add that description to this card.
Always on page 5 of Google's hits.
#3396
Card by Goldenboots
419 Scam
Action
Choose a player, and name an amount of tokens they control. They may choose to give you those tokens; if they do, then you may choose to put three times that many tokens into play under their control.
#3397
Card by Kevan
Surprise Attack
Action
Play this during an opponent's turn. Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn. Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn.
#3398
Card by ChippyYYZ
Kill Mode Engage
Thing
All Action Abilities now read "Action: Destroy target thing."
Action: Eliminate an opponent.
Action: Eliminate an opponent.
#3400
Card by ChippyYYZ
