Furthering the Core Mission deck
| Furthering the Core Mission deck | |
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| Designer | A Quick Alias |
| Date | 27 Oct 2008 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This deck has not been categorised. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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This deck is based entirely on events that happened (or, rather, didn't happen) on the Cult of Persabamini's Furthering the Core Mission topic board on Facebook. Feel free to join the group if you like what you see, by the way.
Rules
Each player draws 5 cards at the beginning of the game. Hold a steel cage match to determine which player goes first. Or, alternatively, have each player draw a card from the deck. The player who drew the card with the highest corner value gets to go first. Ties can be broken in a similar fashion. Then, shuffle the drawn cards back into the deck.
At the beginning of your turn, you gain two sanity points and draw one card (unless otherwise indicated). During your turn, you play one card (unless otherwise indicated).
The main currency of the game is sanity. Each player begins the game with 20 sanity points. If any player ever has zero or fewer sanity points, he or she is eliminated from the game.
Types of Cards
Characters (Color A00) are played in front of the person who played them and give that player the abilities listed on the card until it leaves play.
Items (Color 060) are played in front of the person who played them and (usually) only apply to that person.
Locations (Color AAA) are played in the middle of the table and apply to all players. There can only be one location in play at a time. When a new location is played, discard the previous one.
Actions (Color 00A) are played, carried out, and then discarded.
Card List
Characters
“We're going to drop you from a helicopter onto the top of the mountain because DEATh here has been eating too many pork rinds. He's too fat to move, and we'll have to air-lift him out of bed.” – Agent Bamini
“Don't leave me with all these burly men!” – Agent Fluffy
“I've spent these past weeks camping in a cave just below the summit of the volcano, where I made a sleeping bag out of my rogue llama. His name is Frank.” – Agent Squirrelnuts
“Anyway, I think that-- what was that? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” – Agent Bamini
Items
“HEY, FATTIES! DO YOU COPY? No sign of 'em.” – Agent Bamini
“Frank tracked the key to a hidden room, where we found some pie-bombs.” – Agent Squirrelnuts
“Squirrelnuts, you'd best begin your journey up the mountain. And it gets cold up there. Bring an ugly sweater that you don't mind having burned off of your body.” – Agent Bamini
“To Wikipedia!” – Agent Bamini
Locations
Your journey is so close to completion, you can almost smell it. It’s either that or the nachos they’re making.
“All right, agents. Agent DEATh, you wait with Agent Squirrelnuts in this gas station men's room while Agent Fluffy Puff learns all he can about this operation.” – Agent Bamini
“Whatever the case, agents, find the Secret Agent Mountainside Hotel Resort Bar and Grill (SAMHRBAG for short). And if Nutface misspells "necessities" again, you have my permission to kill him.” – Agent Bamini
Actions
“Anyway, you should continue up the mountain until you see the glass dome that kinda looks like... well, I guess it kinda looks like a butt. …Haha!”
“Alright agents, I will contact you once the helicopter has arrived.
[An hour later]
I am just contacting you to say that the helicopter has arrived.” – Agent Bamini“Further comments on the wreckage.. No Sasquatch, but something about the entire situation seems distinctly... cheezy...”
“And Cheezy is probably off in the wilderness fondling bears.” – Agent Bamini
You just lost the game.
“However, I commandeered a rogue llama, and fashioned a saddle out of the ugly sweater I brought.” – Agent Squirrelnuts
“They… know… I'm Fluffy!” – Agent Fluffy
“However, he is bipolar and has amnesia.” – Agent Bamini
“Cheezy is currently being held in ‘Time-Out’". – Agent Bamini
