Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

Cards 1701-1800

Cards 1801-1900

Cards 1901-2000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100.

Feedback

Action

Give one card to the player to your left. In order, every player gives one more card to the player to their left than they received, ending with the player to your right. If any player doesn't have enough cards, they must draw up to the required number, give them all, and lose a turn.

Card by Binarius

Dark Magic Attack

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand; its controller is so stunned that he discards a card.

Card by Binarius

Lucite

Thing

Actions may not be played, unless they would destroy Lucite.

Card by Kevan

Incubate

Action

Destroy any number of tokens. For each token destroyed, its controller must draw a card.

Card by Kevan

The Parking Lot is Full

Thing

Whenever a player puts a Thing card into play, they must then return a Thing card they control to their hand.

Card by Kevan

Lawyers, Guns, and Money

Action

Discard your hand. If you discarded at least
1 card: take control of a thing.
2 cards: take control of two more things.
3 cards: control a player's next turn.
4 cards: Each opponent discards their hand.
6 cards: You Win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0

Redeemer

Action

Destroy target Thing and three other Things at random.

Card by Binarius

Desert

Thing - Terrain

Maximum hand size 3. At the beginning of their turn, every player must flip a coin and may only draw a card if they get heads.

Card by Binarius

Préemption de l'État

Thing

Immediately after any Thing is played, you may discard a card to put it under your control.

Card by Binarius

Reverse Time

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card, they must instead put a card from their hand on top of the draw pile. Action: Take the top card of the discard pile, if it is an Action. Thing: Take the top card of the discard pile, if it is a Thing. Any player may use these two abilities.

Card by Kevan

Swipe

Action

Put a non-token Thing from play into your hand.

Card by Kevan

Chaos Field

Thing

Whenever a card is played, it goes to the discard pile immediately with no effect. The player who played it then draws a card, and plays it immediately.

Card by Kevan

Revolver

Thing

Action: Create a Bullet token (maximum 6). Action: Destroy a Bullet token and destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Drinking Bird

Thing

Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Action ability now happens once per turn automatically.

Card by Binarius

Out With The Old

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing you control and draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Anything You Can Do

Action

Pick an opponent. If they played an Action card during their most recent turn, play a copy of that Action. If they played a Thing, create a copy of that Thing and put it into play.

Card by Kevan

Arms Race

Action

Reveal the top card of the draw pile; if it is a Thing, put it into play, otherwise discard it. Repeat until you have at least as many non-token Things in play as an opponent of your choice.

Card by Kevan

If You Can't Beat Them

Action

Destroy all Things you control. Create a copy of each Thing belonging to a chosen opponent, and put them into play under your control.

Card by Kevan

The Hands of Fate have doomed this man.

Thing

Destroy one of your non-token Things to play this card into any player's control. This card's controller may not win the game.

Card by Binarius

Imperial Battleship, halt the flow of time!

Action

When your turn ends, take another turn.

Card by Binarius

Atmospheric conditions in outer space often interfere with transmitting.

Thing

Flip a coin whenever any player would activate an Action ability. If tails, the ability fails.

Card by Binarius

Trumpet Herald

Thing

Whenever you play a card, destroy Trumpet Herald. Action: Draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Parallel Universe

Action

Looking at the cards in your hand and the non-token Things under your control; if there are two cards with the same name, you win the game.

Card by Kevan

Hamedo

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an Action to negate its effect; the player who played it discards a card instead.

Card by Binarius

Ten Flaming Torches

Thing

If you have three Juggle tokens, you win. If you lose control of Ten Flaming Torches, discard your hand. You may not play Actions other than the following. Action: Create a Juggle token.

Card by Binarius

Sidestep

Action

Prevent a Thing from being destroyed. You may play this card at any time, without it counting towards your Action-per-turn limit.

Card by Kevan

Zener Deck

Thing

Action: Name a vowel. Draw and reveal a card; if the first vowel in its name is the vowel you named, you may put that card into your hand. If not, discard it.

Card by Kevan

1000 Blank White Cards

Thing

Action: Create a Thing card with no card text and a name of your choice, and put it into your hand.

Card by Kevan

The Cursed Card

Thing

Do not read this card's text. If you have read this far, you are now cursed.

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Muahahahahahaha.

Card by Pongo

The Flying Dutchman

Thing - Vehicle/Aquatic

You may not win. The Flying Dutchman may not be destroyed by an Action ability. Action: Destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Commandeer

Action

Activate the Action ability of an opponent's Thing as if you controlled it.

Card by Binarius

The Sorcerer

Action

Shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile and draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Post Peak Oil

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses its Action ability, put a Depletion token on it. Things with Depletion tokens on them cannot use their Action abilities. When Post Peak Oil leaves play, destroy all Depletion tokens.

Card by Kevan

Ceasefire

Thing

Whenever a player plays a card or an action ability, they must discard their hand. When this happens, destroy Ceasefire.

Card by Kevan

1N

Pressure

Thing

Each player must play at least one card on each of their turns. Any player who fails to do so is eliminated.

Card by Bucky

2N

Fit of Rage

Action

Destroy target Thing you control. Destroy target Thing an opponent controls.

Card by Bucky

3N

Generic Token Producer

Thing

Gain an Energy token at the start of each of your turns.
Thing:Gain a Money token.

Card by Bucky

Caesar's Favor

Reaction

Play immediately when any Thing is to be destroyed. Flip a coin; if heads, prevent its destruction.

Card by Binarius

...

Brooding Silence

Thing

Thing and Action: Create a Silent Brooding token. Thing and Action: Destroy two Silent Brooding tokens and play as many cards from your hand as you wish.

Card by Binarius

Dutch Fugue

Thing

You must destroy a non-token Thing at the beginning of your turn. If no other Things are in play, you win. If one of your Things is destroyed, destroy Dutch Fugue.

Card by Binarius

The Great Flood

Thing

If there is another thing in play, put it in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hitman

Thing

Action: Destroy 200 money tokens you control to eliminate a player.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Optimus Prime, You've got Prostate Cancer.

Action

Destroy a mechanical or electrical thing at the end of its controller's next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sneak Preview

Thing

Play with the top card of the draw pile facing up.

Card by Binarius

Steady State Theory

Thing

Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, its controller may immediately play a Thing in its place.

Card by Binarius

Cream of the Crop

Thing

Draw four cards at the beginning of your turns, and discard three at the end.

Card by Binarius

Fault Line

Action

Choose a player. They must divide their Things into three groups. Pick one of those groups at random, and destroy all the Things in it.

Card by Kevan

Missile Commander

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, and skip your next turn.

Card by Kevan

Holding The Wrong End

Action

Play in response to a Thing being destroyed. That Thing is not destroyed, and its controller puts a copy of it into play under their control.

Card by Kevan

Summoner

Thing - Party Member

Action: Put a Thing into play.

Card by Binarius

Highly Concentrated Evil

Thing

If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it is eliminated. If you are eliminated, play this card into the control of the opponent who eliminated you.

Card by Binarius

Flat Earth Society

Thing

You may not play Actions, including on the turn that this card enters play. If an opponent plays an Action that affects you, ignore it. You may destroy this card at the end of your turn.

Card by Binarius

Ultimate Sacrifice

Action

Each player secretly chooses 'yes' or 'no', then all players reveal their choice simultaneously. If you chose 'yes' and no other player did, you win the game. Otherwise, each player who chose 'yes' discards their hand and destroys all Things they control.

Card by jtwe

Disintegrating Pistol

Thing

Action: Destroy this.

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Wow. It... disintegrated.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Disintegration-Proof Vest

Thing

If you would be eliminated, this card is not destroyed. It just stays on the table where your place was.

Card by ChippyYYZ

See-Saw

Thing

Whenever you play a Thing, you may destroy another Thing you control (other than See-Saw), to destroy a third Thing.

Card by Kevan

Reintegrating Pistol

Thing

If this is in the discard pile, put it on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reintegration-Proof Vest

Thing

This card may not ever leave the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Assimilation Drive

Action

Create a new Thing card. Take one sentence from each of any number of Things in play, and add them to that Thing card's text. Put it into play under your control.

Card by Kevan

The Thing

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing and replace it with a copy of this card.

Card by Kevan

Bodysnatcher

Thing

At the start of each of your turns, you may gain control of a Thing with a Pod token on it, until the end of that turn. Action: Put a Pod token on a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Last Meal

Thing

When this card comes into play, draw five cards. At the end of your turn, you are eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Leech

Thing

At the beginning of his turns, target opponent must draw two cards and give you one.

Card by Binarius

Action Factory

Thing

Action: Draw cards until you draw an Action. Play it and discard the rest.

Card by Binarius

Master of the House

Thing

Action: Take another player's hand and keep it until it is their turn. In the meantime, you may peruse their cards at your leisure and, if you wish, show other players their cards.

Card by redtoast

What a Dick

Action

Take another player's hand from them, put one of their cards in your own hand, then disdainfully toss the rest away from the target player. While they scrabble around on the floor for their cards, you and the other players may laugh derisively.

Card by redtoast

The Horrible Death-Ray

Action

Destroy one of another player's Things. It must be removed from the game entirely, not placed into the discard pile. Shredding or burning it is encouraged.

Card by redtoast

Sfx

-ophile

Thing

Play this card onto another Thing. That Thing adds "-ophile" to the end of its title's last word, and also adds the following to the end of its text: "Action: Look through the draw pile and take the first Thing with an effect of the same type as this one (draw, destroy, etc.) and put it in your hand."

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Somehow, this seems wrong.

Card by Corrigan

Weekend Warfare

Action

Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of the current week in the current month (i.e., if it's the first week of the month, destroy one Thing).

Card by Corrigan

Searing Guitar Solo

Action

Roll two six-sided dice and draw a number of cards equal to the result. Then, roll two six-sided dice and discard a number of cards equal to the result. If you do not have enough cards in your hand for the discard, make up for the difference by destroying the appropriate number of your own Things.

Card by Corrigan

Hall of Mirrors

Thing

Whenever an Action or Action ability specifically targets a single Thing, you may change it so that it targets a different Thing. If you do, destroy this card.

Card by Kevan

Every Problem Is A Nail

Thing

Whenever you play an Action card, its card text reads "Destroy a Thing." instead of its original text.

Card by Kevan

Quarter on a String

Thing

Action: Play as many Things as you want this turn.

Card by redtoast

Everybody Just Calm Down

Thing

While this card is in play all players can only play one card or use one Thing's action during their turn.

Card by redtoast

Mystery Box!

Action

Draw five cards, but do not look at them. You may draw one of these cards during anyone's turn but must play it immediately. All Actions drawn must target you, even if the card specifies to target another player.

Card by redtoast

Can't Make Change III: The Search for Spock

Action

Each player must pass an Action card in his or her hand to the player on his or her right, or reveal his or her hand to show there are no Action cards there. Then, each player that was passed an Action card, starting with you, plays that card if possible.

Card by jtwe

Gold Medal Winner

Action

Draw a card, or four cards if you control more Things than any other player.

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It's not whether you win or lose, but whether you can scam the judges into giving you the gold that counts.

Card by jtwe

Balance Beam

Thing

At the end of each turn, if you played the same number of Actions and Things this turn, draw a card for each Action you played. If you played a different number of Actions and Things this turn, destroy Balance Beam.

Card by jtwe

Universal Currency

Action

All Tokens in play, regardless of their type, are now Universal Currency Tokens.

Card by redtoast

L.L. Zamenhof

Aĵo

Faro: Celtabula ludisto nur povas paroli Esperanton ĝis lia proksima turno.

Card by redtoast

General Mills

Thing

Every turn, be it the controlling player's or otherwise, create a Wheat Token. Action: Destroy five Wheat Tokens; create and immediately play a blank Thing called "Cereal."

Card by redtoast

§

symbol

Thing

Action:Target player skips their next turn<br\>Action:Destroy target thing<br\>Action:draw a card<br\>

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That could mean anything

Card by gill_smoke

Puppet Master

Thing

Puppet Master's owner shares control of all animate things, and may use any action or thing abilities

Card by gill_smoke

Monarchy

Thing

As long as there are more than two players owner of Monarchy cannot be targeted by Destroy effects

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it's good to be the king

Card by gill_smoke

Bullet Time

Thing

At the end of your turn, if you didn't take the previous turn, take another turn. You may not draw cards. If your hand is empty, destroy Bullet Time.

Card by Kevan

Texas Hold 'Em

Thing

As long as Texas Hold 'Em is in play, players can only have two Things in play at any time and all Things in play must be turned face-down (both rules excluding Texas Hold 'Em). Any player may use Texas Hold 'Em's action. Action: Discard all of your Things and play two more Things.

Card by redtoast

Bah Humbug

Action

Block a player from drawing cards. Bah Humbug may be played at any time.

Card by redtoast

Doggy Discipline

Action

If a player tries to play an Action, smack them with a rolled-up newspaper while shouting "No! Bad!", then discard the Action. This card can be played at any time.

Card by redtoast

Triple Triad

Thing

Thing: Gain control of target Thing whose cornervalue is numerically less than one of your Things' cornervalues. Any player may use this ability, but they may only use each of their Things once.

Card by Binarius

JB

Dollis Hill

Thing

Nobody may play Things. Whenever any player plays an Action, give them Dollis Hill. Dollis Hill may only be destroyed by its controller or by a player in knip.

Card by Binarius

Boost

Action

Draw two cards; you may play one of them, if it is an Action.

Card by Binarius

4N

Swap Market

Thing

Action:Discard a card and then draw a card.

Card by Bucky

5N

Cargo Wagon

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by 10.

Card by Bucky

6N

Liquify

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller gains a Goo token for every word in that Thing's name.

Card by Bucky

Wanton Destruction

Action

Destroy as many Things as you wish. While doing so, however, you must yell with barbaric fervor and furiously pound the table or applicable playing surface at least twice.

Card by redtoast

Wonton Destruction

Action

Scalding hot soup! Target opponent discards half his hand, rounding down.

Card by Binarius

Utopia

Thing

If any player has fewer than five cards in their hand at the end of their turn, they may draw until they have five cards.

Card by Binarius

Corner Kick

Action

All Things with no cornervalue receive a cornervalue of 1.

Card by Binarius

Daler Mehndi

Thing

While Daler Mehndi is in play, all players must speak with Indian accents. Action: Spawn one Tunak Tunak Tun Token.

Card by redtoast

Musical Chairs

Action

All players pass their Things to the player on their right and their hand to the player on their left. If there are only two players, discard this card as soon as it comes into your hand and draw another card.

Card by redtoast

Complex Plane

Thing

Things with one i token are imaginary, and Things with two i tokens are negative. Except for this card, real and imaginary Things may not interact with each other. If any player has a negative number of Things, they win. Action: Put an i token on any non-token Thing.

Card by Binarius

Mirror Maze

Thing

This card comes into play with five Mirror tokens on it. Whenever one of your non-token Things would be destroyed, roll a die; if the result is less than or equal to the number of Mirror tokens in play, destroy a Mirror token instead.

Card by Binarius

Turbo Mode

Thing

Any player who does not play both an Action and a Thing during their turn is eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Simplification

Action

Every token and every card referring to tokens is destroyed.

Card by Andraxx

7N

Self-Destruct Signal

Action

Destroy any number of your own Things and/or Things played onto your Things.

Card by Bucky

8N

Brainshock

Action

Target player reveals 2 cards at random from their hand, then discards any Actions revealed this way.

Card by Bucky

9N

Deflector Field

Thing

When this comes into play, gain an Energy Token. If one of your non-Token Things would be destroyed and you control an Energy Token, destroy one of your Energy Tokens instead.

Card by Bucky

I'm the Librarian and I'll Do Whatever the Hell I Want

Thing

This card's controller can look through the draw deck at any time and rearrange the cards therein as they see fit. At the beginning of their turn, the Controller may take any two cards from the deck. This card can be destroyed by a majority vote four turns after it is played.

Card by redtoast

Enough with the Crazy Titles

Action

Destroy all Things in play with two-line titles or titles longer than three words.

Card by redtoast

King in the Castle

Thing

Everything that players would normally vote on to decide has its outcome decided by the controller of this card. Every time this occurs, create a Civil Unrest Token. When you have five Civil Unrest Tokens you must destroy King in the Castle.

Card by redtoast

Autowin

Action

Pretend to win the game, but you actually don't.

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I use Autowin! I win!

Card by ictl

Compensation

Action

Every player draws a card for every non-token Thing they have less than the average number of Things in play, or discards a card for every non-token Thing more than the average.

Card by Binarius

Mr. Fusion

Thing

Thing: Destroy a non-token Thing you control and play an Action.

Card by Binarius

Milliway's

Action

Draw ten cards and skip your next turn.

Card by Binarius

1O

Cosmic Keystone

Thing

If Cosmic Keystone is destroyed and there are no other Keystones in play, the game ends.

Card by Bucky

2O

Mutation Chamber

Thing

Action:Destroy one of your Things. Then reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing. Put that Thing into play and the other revealed cards on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

3O

Apocalypse

Action

Destroy all Things and end your turn.

Card by Bucky

Kindle

Thing

When Kindle comes into play put all cards with more than 4 lines of rules text under Kindle. Kindle may be considdered a copy of any one of those cards, the rest are considered out of play. <br\> Action: Switch Kindle's mimic card.

Card by gill_smoke

craddle to craddle

Thing

Owner never has to discard, and may use the discard pile as a draw pile.

Card by gill_smoke

NATO

Thing

Create a NATO token when you play this card. Give contol of the Nato token to another player. If there are more than two players, players with NATO tokens cannot destroy things of players with NATO cards. <br\>Action: destroy NATO token.

Card by gill_smoke

Whoa, Hey, What Are We Doin'

Action

The discard pile is now the draw pile; the draw pile is now the discard pile.

Card by redtoast

Stiffs

Thing

At any time---including in order to counter an action---players may vote to decide if a card is too silly for the game. If it is, discard that card.

Card by redtoast

The Biggest Secret

Non-Play

(As long as this card is in your hand, you've won the game. However, you may not play this card, nor may you tell anyone you've won. Keep that to yourself. If someone tries to eliminate you, the game ends. Now, shhhhh.)

Card by redtoast

4O

Royal Court

Thing-Location

Whenever a player controls 10 Sycophants, they win the game

Action:Gain a Sycophant Token.

Card by Bucky

5O

In Between Moments

Thing

If a Thing would be destroyed, it does not leave play until the end of your turn.

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If it's not your turn, it doesn't leave play until after your next turn.

Card by Bucky

6O

Brain Food

Thing

Action:Destroy Brain Food and draw 3 cards.

Card by Bucky

Arms Dealer

Action

Draw and reveal cards until you have revealed two cards with 'destroy a Thing' in their text. Keep one, and give the other to an opponent. Discard all other cards revealed in this way.

Card by Kevan

Armistice Dealer

Action

Destroy all Things with the word 'destroy' in their card text. Each player reveals their hand and discards any cards with 'destroy' in their card text.

Card by Kevan

F4

Generous friends

Action

All players either give you a card from their hand or a token they control.

Card by gill_smoke

V1

mass production

Action

All cards that produces tokens have that ability triggered now.

Card by gill_smoke

X2

Schrödinger's cat

Thing

if Schrödinger's cat would be destroyed flip a coin instead if heads Schrödinger's cat is not destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

Show me Anger!

Action

Force a player to play an 'offensive' Action on another player.

Card by redtoast

Necrosis

Thing

Action: Place a Dead Cells Token on a player. A Dead Cells Token takes up space in the same way a card might; thus, where a player would normally have five cards, they now have four cards and a Dead Cells Token

Card by redtoast

Sorcerer's Apprentice

Action

Select an Action ability from the Things in play which you do not control. Activate that action ability twenty times (with its controller making any decisions required).

Card by Kevan

Howling Mine

Thing

Each player draws an extra card at the start of their turn.

Card by Kevan

Shadow of the Colossus

Thing

When Shadow of the Colossus comes into play, add to another player's 'living' thing "Action: Put a Scale the Colossus token into play." If ten Scale the Colossus tokens are in play, destroy Shadow of the Colossus. If the Thing that can Scale the Colossus is destroyed, give another 'living' Thing that ability. Action: Destroy a Thing that cannot Scale the Colossus.

Card by redtoast

Arthur, King of the Britons

Thing

Every instance of the number 3 is read as 5.

Card by Binarius

War of Attrition

Thing

Every player with more than one card in their hand must discard a card at the end of their turn.

Card by Binarius

SETI@Home

Thing

Action: Draw a card. If it is an Alien card, you win.

Card by Binarius

Apothecary

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, play either a Potion or Salve Token. Apothecary may use its Actions at any time.<br\>Action: Destroy a Potion; play an Action.<br\>Action: Destroy a Salve; prevent an Action

Card by redtoast

A Flurry of Dead Chickens

Action

All players get ten Dead Chicken Tokens.

Card by redtoast

7O

Zombie Infestation

Thing

Whenever you destroy a non-Token Thing, gain a Zombie Token.

Card by Bucky

8O

Mailed to China

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. If it's a token, destroy it. Either way, draw a card

Card by Bucky

9O

Imitate

Action

Play this as if it were the top Action in the discard pile. If there are no Actions in the discard pile, or if this is the top card in the discard pile, draw three cards.

Card by Bucky

Make it Rain

Thing

The controller of this card may place as many of any kind of Token (that does not affect play) on any player at any time.

Card by redtoast

Thoughtcrime

Action (Thing)

If half (rounding up) or more of the cards in target player's hand are Actions, that player chooses either elimination or playing with their hand revealed for the rest of the game and discarding any Action that comes into their hand. If they choose the latter, they keep this card as they would an indestructible Thing.

Card by redtoast

Yes, Please

Action

Target player draws you two cards.

Card by redtoast

The Other Man's Grass

Action

Starting with you, each player gains control of a Thing of their choice (excluding Things whose ownership has already been changed by this card, this turn).

Card by Kevan

Cut and Shut

Thing

Action: Destroy a non-token Thing you control, and put two Half tokens into play. Action: Destroy two Half tokens. Draw and reveal cards until you draw a Thing card; put it into play. Discard any other cards drawn in this way.

Card by Kevan

Fortress of Solitude

Thing

Opponents may not play Actions. You may not draw cards. When your hand is empty, destroy this Thing.

Card by Kevan

Sniper Rifle

Thing

Action: Target player shows you the Things in their hand. Choose one for them to discard.

Card by redtoast

The Vast Gulph of Space

Thing

While this card is in play, no one can see any Things except for their own and this card.

Card by redtoast

Garden

Thing

Comes into play with one Seed token. At the beginning of your turn, do one of the following:

• Put a Water token on every Seed;
• put a Sunlight token on every Seed; or
• destroy every Seed token with a Water and a Sunlight token on it, draw a card for each, and flip a coin for each to put one or two more Seed tokens into play.

Card by Binarius

Strike

Thing

Remove all human Things from play; replace them if this card is destroyed.

Card by Binarius

Boomerang

Action

Look through the discard pile for an Action played by an opponent that affected you and play it, affecting them.

Card by Binarius

Temporal Bypass

Action

Play in response to an Action being played. That Action's effects do not occur until its controller's next turn.

Card by redtoast

Factory Floor

Thing

During your turn, you may destroy a token you control to play a Thing from your hand. This doesn't count towards your per-turn Thing limit.

Card by Kevan

Robot Uprising

Thing

All Things other than this one count as Robots. Each Robot has the ability "Action: Destroy a Robot."

Card by Kevan

Storm Warning

Action

Destroy a Thing. You can only play this card if you revealed it from your hand during your previous turn. (You may reveal this card from your hand at any time.)

Card by Kevan

Do Not Panic

Thing

If you play no cards on your turn, you may draw an extra card. You never have to discard or play cards against your will.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Panic Mode

Thing

And the end of every non-extra turn (not just your own), take an extra turn. Your maximum hand size is 1.

Card by ChippyYYZ

New Shoes

Action

Draw two cards.

Card by Binarius

It's Past Somebody's Bedtime

Action

The sleepyhead of your choice loses a turn.

Card by Binarius

You Scratch My Back

Action

You and target opponent may each choose one of each other's Things to gain control of.

Card by Binarius

Occam's Razor Blade

Thing

Action: Destroy the thing with the most words in its rules text.

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Chuck Norris shaves with this.

Card by ChippyYYZ

See What I Did There?

Non-Play

You may only keep this card in your hand or discard it; you may not play it or show it to anyone unless forced to. The player who forced you to show them the card is eliminated as soon as they read it.

Card by redtoast

You're Not Authorized

Thing

No player can force you to show any of your cards.

Card by redtoast

Pyramid Scheme

Thing

If you control exactly 15, 21, 28, 36, 45, 55, 66 or 78 Brick tokens, you win the game. Action: Put one Brick token into play for every living Thing you control.

Card by Kevan

Mail Order Catalogue

Action

An opponent of your choice draws a card and reads the title. You may either: take the card into your hand; or force them to discard it and repeat the process. When the tenth card has been drawn in this way, you must take it into your hand.

Card by Kevan

d2

Bloody torso

Thing

Bloody torso counts as a zombie token

Card by gill_smoke

X2

Nemesis

Thing

Action: Destroy Target living or undead thing

Card by gill_smoke

2c2

Zombified accountant

Thing

Everytime you gain money tokens you may draw a card.

Card by gill_smoke

Groundhog Day

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, any cards they played that turn (except for this one) are returned to their hand.

Card by Kevan

Mint

Thing

Action: Gain ten money tokens.

Card by Binarius

Backpack

Thing

Your hand size limit is increased by two.

Card by Binarius

Token Pistol

Thing

Action: Destroy a token you control to return an opponent's Thing to their hand.

Card by Binarius

Time is Money

Thing

Action: Destroy five Money tokens you control to take another turn after this one. Action: Put five Money tokens into play under your control, and skip your next turn.

Card by Kevan

Market Forces

Thing

When this comes into play, give each player five Money tokens. Each player must destroy a Money token they control, before playing an Action or Thing, otherwise that Action or Thing cannot be played. Action: Gain two Money tokens. Each opponent gains one Money token.

Card by Kevan

Red Tape

Thing

No player may play an Action without first playing a Thing.

Card by Binarius

7

Gold-stone Castle

Thing

Action: Return any Thing you control to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Thing Parade

Thing

Action: Draw cards until you draw an Action. Discard it and keep the Things.

Card by Binarius

Boarding Action

Action

Give an opponent any number of things you control. Destroy that many things that they already controlled.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Random Number Generator Is Broken.

Thing

All chance events (coins, dice...) are whatever the last one was.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Error 404

Action

Play right after a player searches the deck for a card. Remove that card from the game. They may search for a different card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Battle Royale

Action

Every player sets aside their hand, then draws cards until they have five Actions and discards the rest. Starting with you, every player plays one card at a time. When anyone runs out of cards, every player discards their hand and picks up their original hand, and the game resumes.

Card by Binarius

Homing Missile

Thing

Name a Thing when this card comes into play. At the end of its controller's next turn, destroy that Thing and this card.

Card by Binarius

I'd Like One Of Each, Please

Action

Shuffle your hand into the draw pile and put the top five cards from the discard pile (besides this one) into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Hit Points

Thing

When this comes into play, each player creates ten Hit Point tokens and puts them into play. If a player ever has no Hit Point tokens in play, they lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Wait! That's a Mimic!

Action

Play in response to a Thing being played; destroy that Thing, and its controller discards a card at random.

Card by Kevan

A Hand of Things

Thing

If a player has more than five Things in play at the end of their turn, they must destroy Things they control until they have only five.

Card by Kevan

Z2

Corpse bride

Thing

In order to play attach to a living thing already in play if either card is destroyed both are. Counts as a zombie token.

Card by gill_smoke

Z8

Zombie garden

Thing

Whenever a living thing is destroyed create a zombie token on this card

Card by gill_smoke

DC2

Zombie gas

Action

Destroy all living things and replace them with zombie tokens under original owner's control.

Card by gill_smoke

1P

Predict

Action

Look at target player's hand and the top 2 cards of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

2P

Prepare

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the draw pile. Put one of them in your hand and replace the rest in any order.

Card by Bucky

3P

Preview

Action

Reveal an Action from your hand. Play this as if it were the revealed Action.

Card by Bucky

Trojan Horse

Thing

Instead of playing a Thing, you may put a card from your hand face-down under Trojan Horse. If Trojan Horse leaves play, send all cards under it to the discard pile. Action: Put all cards under Trojan Horse into play.

Card by Kevan

Ping

Thing

Action: An opponent of your choice must show you a card from their hand.

Card by Kevan

Fizzing Dynamite

Thing

This card comes into play with five Fuse tokens on it. At the start of your turn, remove a Fuse token from this card. When you remove the last token, destroy all Things you control. Action: Give this card (and all of its tokens) to an opponent of your choice.

Card by Kevan

Darkness

Thing

All Things in play except Darkness are turned face down. On each players turn they may turn one of their Things face up and use the rules on the card. At the end of their turn if a player didn't use an Action or Thing ability on a card turn it face down. Thing: Turn a card face up Action: Turn a card face down.

Card by gill_smoke

Z8

Zombie haven

Thing

There must be at least 1 undead in play to play this card.<br\>As long as Zombie haven is in play none of your zombie tokens may be destroyed by other players.

Card by gill_smoke

1Z

Zombie hunter

Thing

As long as in play none of your living things may me destroyed by undead sources.<br\>Action: Destroy a zombie token.

Card by gill_smoke

Modesty Forbids

Thing

No card can force you to reveal the contents of your hand.

Card by Binarius

Shrink Ray

Thing

When Shrink Ray is destroyed, it emits a blinding flash of re-non-tokenizing energy, and any token that was originally a non-token Thing reverts to its original status. Action: Target Thing becomes a token, retaining its title and all other text.

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Bwahahahahaaa!

Card by Binarius

29

Leap Baby

Thing

Draw a card at the beginning of every fourth turn you take.

Card by Binarius

Dead Man's party

Action

Remove all living things from play until your next turn

Card by gill_smoke

Huge Cyst

Thing

Attach to a living thing. Target cannot play action abilities.

Card by gill_smoke

Nuclear bomb

Action

If there are no things in play you win the game else remove all cards in play all players draw or discard to 5 cards.

Card by gill_smoke

4P

Punish

Action

Destroy all Things that used an Action ability since the end of your last turn.

Card by Bucky

5P

Purchase

Action

Take control of target Thing. Its former controller gains 3 Money tokens.

Card by Bucky

6P

Purloin

Action

Take a card at random from target opponent's hand and put it in your own hand.

Card by Bucky

Red Tape

Thing

If a player would win or be eliminated from the game, that win or elimination does not take effect until Red Tape leaves play.

Card by Kevan

The Green Door

Thing

When this comes into play, secretly choose a letter from "ETAOIN SHRDLU". If an opponent plays a card without that letter in its title, it has no effect and is returned to their hand.

Card by Kevan

Yellow Brick Road

Thing

You may skip your turn to put a Brick token into play. If you control ten Brick tokens, you win the game.

Card by Kevan

P0

Portable Hole

Thing

Place any number of your things onto Portable Hole, pass Portable Hole to another player who then destroys Portable Hole and gains control of passed things.

Card by gill_smoke

P9

paperwork

Thing

Attach to living thing.<br\>Whenever you would use the action ability of the attached card flip a coin if tails the action does nothing.

Card by gill_smoke

blank white card

Thing

<br\>

---

There's nothing there.

Card by gill_smoke

Monty Hall

Action

Draw and reveal three cards, then turn them face down. Have an opponent pick one of them, leaving it face down. Look at the two other cards and turn one face-up; the opponent then chooses one of the three cards to keep. You get to keep the other two.

Card by Kevan

7P

Plunder

Action

Move a card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Bucky

8P

Pulverize

Action

Destroy target Thing. Put it on the bottom of the draw pile rather than the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

9P

Pass

Action

Draw a card and end your turn.

Card by Bucky

C4

Committee

Thing

Owner cannot Play actions or Action abilities. Thing: Place a living thing you control on Committee and give Committee and all things attached to another player.

Card by gill_smoke

P12

Pawn shop

Thing

Thing: Destroy any number of your non living things, create a money token for each destroyed Thing.<br\>Action: Destroy a money token create a copy of a non living thing in play.

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Night blade

Action

Destroy a random living thing you control, Destroy a living thing controled by every other player.

Card by gill_smoke

Alone in the Dark

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, that player chooses a Thing they control. Until the start of their next turn, other Things they control (including any that come into play during that turn) are removed from play.

Card by Kevan

D4

Angry Dan

Thing Person

When "Angry Dan" comes into play all opponets dicard thier hands

---

There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I

Card by gill_smoke

D4

Psycho Dan

Thing Person

Discard a card to play. <br\>Action: Target discards a card at random.

---

There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I

Card by gill_smoke

D4

Downer Dan

Thing

Discard your hand to play. At the end of your turn discard all cards, at the begining of your turn draw 3 cards.

---

There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I

Card by gill_smoke

Fries With That

Thing

Whenever a non-token Thing comes into play, its controller may also put a Fries token into play.

Card by Kevan

The Rich List

Thing

Play only if there are fewer than ten tokens in play. If a player has more than fifty tokens, they win.

Card by Kevan

Overclocking

Action

Activate the Action ability of a Thing you control, six times. Then destroy that Thing.

Card by Kevan

1Q

Snowed In

Thing

When you play this, gain 5 Snow Tokens. If there are no Snow Tokens in play, destroy Snowed In.
If a player would draw a card, they destroy a Snow Token instead if possible.

Card by Bucky

2Q

Witch Hunt

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy one of their Things if possible.

Card by Bucky

3Q

Blameshifting

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they must give their opponent control of one of their Things if possible.

Card by Bucky

Query

Action

Look at target opponent's hand.

Card by Binarius

Quaff

Action

Destroy one of your non-living non-token Things and draw three cards.

Card by Binarius

Quinquiplicate

Action

Multiply every number on all Things in play by five.

Card by Binarius

Dark Secret

Thing

If this card is ever revealed from or discarded from your hand, you lose the game. While this card is in play, you cannot win the game.

Card by Kevan

Housefly

Thing

Whenever Housefly would be destroyed, roll a 20-sided die; if it comes up 19 or less, Housefly is not destroyed in this case. If Housefly is destroyed, whoever destroyed it wins the game.

Card by Kevan

Silencer Shot

Action

Pick a card from those in play and place it in the discard pile. This does not count as "destroying" it.

Card by Kevan

T4

Sythe Trap

Action

Destroy Target living thing

Card by gill_smoke

T2

Spike Trap

Thing

May be played on another player <br\>Action: Destroy random living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

T1

Pit trap

Thing

May be played on another player <br\>Action: put living thing under this card

Card by gill_smoke

<>

Unequal Treaty

Thing

Identify an opponent when this card comes into play. Action: Give one of your Things to the chosen opponent and take one of their Things.

Card by Binarius

Veil of Secrecy

Thing

When this card is destroyed, turn any face-down cards under it face-up and put them under your control. Thing: Discard one card to play a Thing face-down under Veil of Secrecy. Action: Destroy Veil of Secrecy.

Card by Binarius

Boss Battle

Thing

Players with KO tokens may not take turns. Action: Give target opponent a KO token. This ability may not be used in the turn you play this card. Action: Eliminate an opponent with a KO token.

Card by Binarius

Ice Age

Thing

When this comes into play, put an Ice token on every other non-token Thing in play. Things with Ice tokens on them are considered to have blank card text. Action: Destroy an Ice token. Any player may use this ability.

Card by Kevan

Amnesia Ray

Action

Every player discards their hand.

Card by Kevan

Determinism

Thing

Whenever a player wishes to play a card, they must reveal their hand and call 'Action' or 'Thing'. A chosen opponent must pick a card of that type from the player's hand; that card is then played.

Card by Kevan

4Q

"Your mom's a card"

Action

Play in response to an Action to change its targets to the player who played it or their things. If played normally, target opponent discards a card at random.

Card by Bucky

5Q

"Bring it on"

Action

Each of your opponents may play an Action. Then, you draw 3 cards and play up to 3 Things and 3 Actions.

Card by Bucky

6Q

"Say hello to my little friend"

Action

Play a Thing with an Action ability, activate its Action ability twice and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Eric Watson, Thousand-Armed Man

Thing-Person

There is no limit as to how many cards may be attached to this card. No cards, rules, or tokens can change this.Action: Attach a card in play to Eric Watson

---

Not your ordinary Eric Watson.

Card by Corrigan added by gill_smoke

Omnipotus the Omnipotent

Thing-Supernatural Being

Omnipotus the Omnipotent may destroy any card in play. The amount of cards destroyed per turn by Omnipotus the Omnipotent is unlimited. No card can destroy Omnipotus the Omnipotent or remove this card's abilities for any reason.

---

B-but he doesn't have an Action to do that.

Card by Corrigan added by gill_smoke

Chairman Mao

Thing-Person-Leader

All money tokens in play immediately go to this card. You make take control of one mechanical thing. If you have a machine controlled in this way, this card gains Action: Destroy 2 Things.

Card by Corrigan added by gill_smoke

Robosaurus Rex

Thing-Reptile-Cyborg

This card may not be destroyed by any living things. If you play any actions that involve numbers,you can roll a die and multiply each number on the card by the number on the die. Action: Destroy living thing.

---

That meteorite is so gonna pay.

Card by Corrigan added by gill_smoke

Irresistable Force

Action

Irresistable Force can destroy any Thing, even if that Thing says no card can destroy it.

Card by Binarius

Immovable Object

Thing

No card can destroy Immovable Object, even if that card says it can destroy any Thing.

Card by Binarius

Infinite Undo

Reaction

Negate the effects of the most recently played card and return it to its controller's hand. You may play this card at any time.

Card by kr

The Price of Progress

Thing

When this comes into play, give every player five Money tokens. Whenever a card is played, anyone may destroy a Money token they control to negate that card's effects, unless the person playing the card destroys a Money token they control in response.

Card by Kevan

R4

Armour Plating

Thing

Attach to a thing already in play, if attached thing would be destroyed, destroy Armour Plating instead.

Card by gill_smoke

Q8

Quantum Computer

Thing

Action: Give control of a random thing under your control to another player, they give you control of a random thing they control.

Card by gill_smoke

E2000

Disgruntled Employee

Action Response

Play in response to an Action ability from a living thing. Action does nothing. <br\>

---

Whatever

Card by gill_smoke

Enough

Action

If there are more than 100 cards in the discard pile, you win the game.

Card by Kevan

T7

Tea Timer

Thing

Action: target thing cannot use action abilities untill your next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

T6

Tea Time

Action

Living things cannot use action abilities untill your next turn

Card by gill_smoke

T5

Iced Tea

Thing

<br\>

---

Oh, that's just lovley.

Card by gill_smoke

Guilty Conscience

Thing

This card is played into another player's things. The person who plays this card picks a direction, left or right. If the player on that side of this card's controller is the target of someone else's action, duplicate the action on this card's controller.

Card by redtoast

Like Stepping Into a Wind of Mint

Action

Make a copy of one of your things.

Card by redtoast

Ahtouchb'hag

Action

This card may only be played in conjunction with another Action (i.e., in this situation, you may play two Action cards). The Action that Ahtouchb'hag is played with can neither be blocked nor immediately countered by another action.

Card by redtoast

A Little Less Conversation

Thing

If a player speaks, they must discard a card. Each player may play one extra Action each turn.

Card by Kevan

Token Avalanche

Action

For each token in play, in turn, choose a randomly-selected non-token Thing and destroy it.

Card by Kevan

Lightning Storm

Thing

Whenever a card is played, roll a six-sided die. On a six, the player who played it must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan

7Q

Mystic Tome

Thing

Action:Gain an Energy token
Action:Spend 2 Energy tokens to make target player discard a card
Action:Spend 3 Energy tokens to draw a card
Action:Spend 4 Energy tokens to destroy target Thing.

Card by Bucky

8Q

Power Cell

Thing

Comes into play with 5 Energy Tokens on it.

Card by Bucky

9Q

Token Bandit

Thing

When this comes into play, chose a Thing. If it's a Token, gain control of it and put it on Token Bandits. Otherwise, move all Tokens that are on the chosen thing onto Token Bandit.

Card by Bucky

Flashbulb

Action

Choose a Thing - its card text is blank for the remainder of the turn. You may play another Action this turn.

Card by Kevan

Token Convertor

Thing

Action: Destroy a token and replace it with a token of any type. Action: Put a Blank token into play.

Card by Kevan

D4

Diplomatic Immunity

Thing

Comes into play with 3 delay tokens. Attach to a living thing whenever that thing would be destroyed, destroy a delay token instead. Thing and Action: Destroy 3 money tokens create a delay token. Thing and Action: Destroy a card you control create a delay token. Thing and Action: Discard a card create a delay token.

---

"It's costly to keep spies, especially ones that are known" -Number One

Card by gill_smoke

D4

Diplomatic Incident

Action

Destroy all embassy tokens and Things that delay destruction. If not in play, make a copy of a Thing named "Diplomat" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.

Card by gill_smoke

D4

Diplomat

Thing Person

Thing: Make a copy of a Action named "Diplomatic Incident" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it. Action: Make an embassy token and give it to another player. Owners embassy tokens cannot use destroy effects against owner of Diplomat.

Card by gill_smoke

Stop Dithering

Action

Look at an opponent's hand, and choose any number of cards from it. They must play them immediately, in an order of your choosing.

Card by Kevan

Brawl

Thing

Each player may play any number of cards during their turn (but only one Action ability).

Card by Kevan

Like This?

Action

This Action card has the effect of an Action ability of your choice, from those on the Things in play.

Card by Kevan

1R

Power Node

Thing-Node

At the start of each of your turns, you gain an Energy token for every Node in play.

Card by Bucky

2R

Turret Node

Thing-Node

Action:Destroy a Token for every Node you control.

Card by Bucky

3R

Finance Node

Thing-Node

Action:Gain a Money for every Node you control.

Card by Bucky

The Thing Cycle

Action

Shuffle the most recently discarded Thing into the draw pile, destroy a Thing you control, and play a Thing into your control; then draw cards until you draw a Thing and keep it, discarding the rest.

Card by Binarius

The Reverse Thing Cycle

Action

Shuffle a Thing from your hand into the draw pile, put a Thing you control into your hand, and put the most recently destroyed Thing into play under your control; then draw cards until you draw a Thing and discard it along with the rest.

Card by Binarius

Soldier's Poem

Thing

Play on a living Thing you control. If that Thing is destroyed, take an extra turn at the end of your turn.

Card by Binarius

Vengler

Thing Person

Action: pick an opponent's thing it cannot use it's action abilities until the begining of you next turn.

---

"You know fighting with you is just exhausting."-Vengler

Card by gill_smoke

D8

Cosmic Dreamer

Thing Person

Thing: return a thing to it's controlers hand

Card by gill_smoke

Cricket

Thing Sport

Living things cannot use action abilities while Cricket is in play.<br\>Action;destroy Cricket

Card by gill_smoke

4R

Trap Node

Thing-Node

When Trap Node leaves play, each Opponent discards a card for every Node you control (including the one that left play).

Card by Bucky

5R

Storage Node

Thing-Node

When Storage Node comes into play, draw a card for each Node you control (including Storage Node).

Card by Bucky

6R

Filter Node

Thing-Node

Before each of your turns, look at the a number of cards from the top of the deck equal to the number of Nodes you control. Put up to one of them back on top of the draw pile and the rest on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

x2

Copy Machine

Thing

Action: Choose any token in play and create one more token of the same type under the same player's control. Roll a die: if you roll a 1, the copy machine has broken down and you must destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Buoyancy Test

Thing

When this card comes into play, destroy every Thing with more words in its title than lines of ruletext; no such card may be played.

Card by Binarius

Phantom Assassin

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing and return Phantom Assassin to your hand. You may not use this ability on the same turn in which you play this card.

Card by Binarius

Old Codger

Thing

Old codger may count as a zombie token if owner decides.

---

"What, What did you say"

Card by gill_smoke

mentalist

Thing

Thing: trigger another living thing's action ability under your control.<br\>

---

"You are under my control"

Card by gill_smoke

Svengali

Thing

Attach to another living thing. If Svengali would leave play the other card is destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

Relegation

Action

Return target Thing to its owner's hand.

Card by Binarius

Hunger Strike

Thing

You may not draw cards. If you have no cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you win. Thing and Action: Discard a card.

Card by Binarius

Pringles Cantenna

Thing

Name an opponent when this card enters play. Their Things also apply to you as if you controlled them, but you may not use those Things' Action abilities.

Card by Binarius

Miss Me?

Action

Move one card from the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Library Card

Thing

Action: Put one Thing from the draw pile into play under your control. After having it in play for 3 of your turns, you may return it to the draw pile and then shuffle it, or discard one card at the beginning of each of your turns as long as you have it. If the Thing is destroyed, discard your hand. If an opponent takes control of it, they must discard a card each of their turns.

Card by Corrigan

I Hate You All!

Thing

Action: Create a Spite token and give it to another player. If a player has 3 or more Spite tokens, their maximum hand size is 3.

Card by Corrigan

7R

Breeder Node

Thing-Node

Thing:Gain a copy of target Node.

Card by Bucky

8R

Parasite Node

Thing-Node

Action:Draw a card for each Node you control, then destroy one of your Nodes.

Card by Bucky

9R

Fabricator Node

Thing-Node

Action:Gain one copy of target Token for each Node in play.

Card by Bucky

Forgot About Corr

Action

If there are no Things by Corrigan in play, any opponent who cannot produce a card by Corrigan from their hand must discard their hand in shame.

Card by Binarius

Formulaic Insult Contest

Action

Choose a noun, verb, adjective or adverb. Each player reveals all the cards in his/her hand with that word in their titles. The player who reveals the most cards gets to take control of up to 3 Things.

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"Yo mamma's so fat she got diabetes!"

Card by Corrigan

Giant Happy Spider Friend

Thing

Your hand size is eight.
Action: Remove target living Thing's Action ability. After five turns, it is destroyed.

Card by Corrigan

Where is the Internet?

Thing

No players may draw cards.

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"Where is that thing? I've heard that it's in my computer, but it's so small.

Card by Corrigan

Ten Million Years Later

Action

Destroy all Things and replace each of them with a Dust token.

Card by Kevan

Freedom of Information Act request

Action - Reaction

Play as an opponets card would go to the discard pile, place in your hand instead.

Card by gill_smoke

Y4

L33t sp34k

Action

Change the Title of any card in play.<br\>

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PWNd

Card by gill_smoke

New world order

Action

Return all living things to thier owner's hands

Card by gill_smoke

ALL YOUR BASE

Action

Take one card from the opponents discard pile.

Card by NARF

0R

Void Node

Thing-Node

Action:Put a node from play into your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Horror of the Infinite

Thing

Cards that refer to specific types of Thing cannot be played. If any Things (except this one) refer to specific types of Thing, destroy them.

Card by Kevan

Modest Abundance

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card, they instead draw cards until they have three in their hand. (If they already have three or more cards in their hand, they skip that draw.)

Card by Kevan

Mixed Bag

Action

Put ten tokens into play under your control, each of a different type.

Card by Kevan

Clean Slate

Action - Retry

Discard your hand. All players shuffle discard pile into draw pile and redraw hand.

Card by NARF

Deadly Switch

Action - Retry

Switch discard pile with deck. When deck runs out, switch again.

Card by NARF

Big Red Button

Action - Doom

Every player chooses a number from 1 to 6. Roll a six sided die. If anyone chose the number rolled, make them discard their hand. Numbers can be shared by multiple people.

Card by NARF