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The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600.

Tit for Tat

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed (including this card) by an opponent, you may destroy a Thing that opponent controls.

Card by Kevan

Bloody Mary

Thing

When this comes into play, decide if it is a ghost or a drink.
Drink: Counts as Food.
Ghost: Action: Look at target opponent's hand.

Card by Zt

Mindcreep

Action

Choose a thing from target opponent's hand and put it into play under his/her control.

What's a Mindcreep? - Dunno. Sounds cool though.

Card by Zt

Picnic Swat Team

Thing

Action: Random player discards a card.
Action: Destroy an insect. (Spiders aren't insects.)

I shall defend this sandwich with my own life!

Card by Zt

Martyr

Thing

Action: Destroy this card to draw three cards.

Card by Pongo

The Messed-Up Card

Thing

F*** I'm tired.

Card by Pongo

Thagomizer

Thing

You must play this onto a living Thing. That Thing gains "Action: Destroy a living Thing."

Card by Kevan

Doppelgaenger

Action

Create a black card named 'Doppelgaenger of <your name>' with text: "Action: Eliminate <your name>".
Create a black card named 'Doppelgaenger of <target opponent's name>' with text: "Action: Eliminate <target opponent's name>".

Target opponent shuffles both cards into the deck.

Card by Zt

Wiedergaenger

Thing

Play this when a player other than you is eliminated. You keep playing for the player now. (With his cards, the things he controlled and so on.) You play two distinct players though and you may not swap cards between the two players.

Card by Zt

Stuhlgaenger

Thing

Action: Put a toilet token into play.
If you control 172.349 toilet tokens or more, you win the game.

Card by Zt

Glue Spray

Thing

Whenever a player discards a card, they must discard their entire hand as well.

Card by Kevan

No Time to Sleep

Thing

Everybody may take up to 2 actions per turn. Nobody may generate more than 1 token per turn.

Card by Zt

Happy Valentine's Day, Bitches!

Action

Each player votes for a thing in play he/she loves most. (If there is a draw, the player who controls most things decides. If there's still a draw, flip a coin.)

Ironically, the thing beloved by most players is instantly destroyed. Isn't it mean?

Card by Zt

Nanorobots

Thing

Action: Destroy a non-token thing you control. Put a token of any name and type under your control or on any of your cards.

Card by Zt

Peak Oil

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action, they must destroy a Thing they control. If they have no Things, they cannot play Actions.

Card by Kevan

6E

Charged Boost

Thing

During your turn, you may return this card to your hand to take an extra Action.

Card by Bucky

7E

Poison Dart

Action

Target player discards two cards.

Card by Bucky

8E

Card Cannon

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

Xbox Achievements

Thing

A player gains an Achievement token the first time they do each of the following: destroy a Thing, draw more than one card at once, return a Thing to someone's hand, force an opponent to discard a card, and generate a non-Achievement token. A player with five Achievement tokens wins the game.

Card by Kevan

Prime Number Machine

Thing

Action: Create a token on this card.
Action: If there is a prime number of tokens on this card, draw n cards, where n is equivelant to the number of tokens on this card.

Card by Pongo

9E

Rampage

Action

Destroy any number of Tokens.

Card by Bucky

Broken Thing

Thing

Whenever a Thing would come into play, you may destroy it and put this card into play from your hand, in its place.

Card by Kevan

Paper Jam

Thing

Play onto a Thing. It can no longer use its Action abilities, if it has any.

Card by Kevan

Empire of Smiley Pink Happiness

Thing

You shall be crushed by my... uh... giant flower.

Card by Pongo

Empire of This Room

Thing

While this card is in play, the room in which the game is being played is considered a seperate country for the purposes of this game. If playing online, then imagine the server and all computers connected to it as being in a seperate country.

Card by Pongo

Empire of a Slightly Bad Smell

Thing

Players may not play any card that would prevent, neutralise or otherwise cover up an odour.

What's that smell?

Card by Pongo

OMNIVAC

Thing

When you play this card, destroy all of your other Things. You may not control any other Things. Whenever OMNIVAC would be destroyed, you decide whether or not it gets destroyed.
Action: Target player discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Русская передача

Thing

If anyone can read or pronounce the following sentence, they win the game: Вы можете прочитать русского? Я никогда не знал!

Вы не можете прочитать это. Это пугает Вас?

Card by Corrigan

Random Attack!

Action

Random player destroys a random thing she controls. Random player discards a card. Random player draws a card. A random amount of cards from the discard pile is shuffled into the deck by a random player. Discard X cards when playing this to replace X occurrences of the word 'random' on this card with 'target'.

Card by Zt

Baltic Friends

Thing

Nobody may draw cards anymore, unless they drink 0.01 of Wodka every time they draw a card.

ineve'shoughtshisdrinkcoube memakesodrung

Card by Zt

Chrononauts

Thing

Action: Play an action card from the discard pile. Then remove the played card from the game, unless you destroy two things you control.

Card by Zt

1F

Antipathy

Thing

Choose an opponent. If that Opponent targets any of their own Opponents with an Action or other effect, they must target you.

Card by Bucky

2F

Voucher

Thing

You may destroy this at any time to draw a card or gain four Energy tokens.

Card by Bucky

3F

Overkill

Action

Destroy target Thing. Destroy it again if possible. If it's not in the discard pile afterwards, move it there. Finally, if it's still in play, remove it from the game.

Card by Bucky

Disrepair

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, return that Thing to its controller's hand.

Card by Kevan

Federation Against Copyright Theft

Thing

If there is more than one Thing in play with the same name, you may destroy any number of those Things, at any time.

Card by Kevan

Creeping Mould

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Mould token into play under their control. If a player has five or more Mould tokens, they lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Andrew's Lucky Coin

Thing

Whenever a random decision has to be taken, you decide instead.

Card by Zt

Petrified Wood

Thing

If there are at least 7 cards in the discard pile and there are only things in the discard pile, eliminate an opponent and destroy this.
Action: Take a card from the discard pile and shuffle it into the deck.

Card by Zt

Think, Copy, Win

Action

Create a copy of a thing in play. You may change (not: add!) up to 2 words in the new card's text, as long as the new text makes sense to everybody. Then give the new card to an opponent or shuffle it into the deck.

Card by Zt

Mirror Neurons

Thing

Whenever any player plays an Action card, each of their opponents (going clockwise) must play a copy of that Action.

Card by Kevan

4F

Impound

Thing

Play onto another Thing. You now control that Thing until Impound is destroyed. Any player may give you 6 Money-related Things to destroy Impound.

Card by Bucky

5F

Affluence

Thing

Gain a Money token at the start of each of your turns.

Card by Bucky

6F

Demount

Action

Return a non-Token Thing to its controller's hand.

Card by Bucky

Token Vampire

Thing

Destroy a token at the beginning of your turn. If there are no tokens in play, destroy this card.

Card by Pongo

Token Zombie

Thing

Destroy a token other than a Zombie Token at the beginning of your turn, and put a Zombie Token into play. If there are no tokens in play other than Zombie Tokens, destroy this card.

Card by Pongo

Doomsday Device

Thing

If anyone except you destroys one of your Things (including this), or you destroy this, destroy all Things in play.

Card by Pongo

Gleancrawler

Thing

At the end of your turn, return to your hand all Things in the discard pile that were put into the discard pile from play this turn.

Does it have trample as well?

Card by Zt

Health and Safety

Thing

Actions that would destroy Things may not be played.

Card by Kevan

Arena Duel

Thing - Rule

Give each player 5 Stamina tokens. When only one player has any Things remaining (excluding this card), they win the game.

"The last one standing wins by default."

Card by Bucky

Reserve Stock

Thing

You may discard a Thing card from your hand to prevent a Thing from being destroyed.

Card by Kevan

No Surprises

Action

Each player reveals their hand and discards all Action cards.

Card by Kevan

Do the Zombie Walk!

Action

Use the Action abilities of all Things you control whose title includes the word "zombie", or who have been in the discard pile at least once.

Card by Corrigan

Generic Evil Shaman

Thing

Action: Destroy a tangible Thing you control; if the Thing was living, destroy a Thing. If the Thing wasn't living, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Evil Semantics

Action

Choose a thing in play you do not control and choose two words. Replace all occurrences of the first word with the second word in the thing's text. The new text has to make sense.

Card by Zt

Discard Attack

Action

When playing this card, discard X cards to perform X of the following actions. Each of the actions may only be taken once.
Action: destroy target living thing.
Action: draw a card.
Action: gain control of a token in play.
Action: choose and draw a card from the discard pile.

Card by Zt

B100

Nuclear Bunker

Thing

Indestructible.

Card by Zt

7F

Mobility Bonus

Thing

Whenever Mobility Bonus enters or leaves play, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8F

Mountain Spring

Thing

Action: Gain 2 Water tokens.

Card by Bucky

9F

Threatening Glare

Thing

Action: Target Player cannot play Actions until the start of your next turn.

Thing: Target Player cannot play Things until the start of your next turn.

Card by Bucky

3D

Subtle Plan

Action

You may reveal and discard this when an opponent plays an Action. You play that Action instead.

Card by Zaratustra

+Inf

Rehash

Thing

When you play this, if the top card in the discard pile is an Action, put it under this card but visible. Whenever you play an Action, its text is replaced with the text of the card under this one.

Card by Zaratustra

-Inf

Think Green

Thing

You cannot draw cards. Whenever an opponent's card goes to the discard pile, you may put it in your hand.

Card by Zaratustra

Plagiarise

Thing

Gain a reader token each time you play an Action card. If your ever have more than 18 reader tokens, lose half of them, rounded down.

Card by Holly added by gill_smoke

Work Internet Crackdown

Thing

While this card is in play, only one card may be played by each player, each turn.

Card by Holly added by gill_smoke

Show Breasts

Thing

Action: Gain one reader token, but place it on this card. Reader tokens on this card do not count towards victory, and leave play with this card.

Card by Holly added by gill_smoke

8D

Roflstomping

Reaction

Play when you destroy a Thing to draw a card. If it was a token draw two additional cards.

HAHE ROBBLE ROBBLE 8D

Card by jtwe

1G

Holiday Bonus

Thing

Draw 3 cards.

Card by Bucky

2G

Mind Control

Action

Look at target player's hand. Play one of their cards for them.

Card by Bucky

3G

X-Ray Glasses

Thing

You may look at any player's hand or the top card of the draw pile at any time.

Card by Bucky

Automaton

Thing

The Automaton counts as a player. Place its turn immediately after yours. When the Automaton comes into play, deal it a hand of five cards from the top of the draw pile. The Automaton always plays the card on top of its "hand". If the Automaton plays a card illegally, discard that card. If the Automaton is ever given a choice of any kind by a card, that card is discarded.

Card by Pongo

Shoot

Action

Eliminate target player.

"But I have a gun!"

Card by Corrigan

Vladimir Putin

Thing

Whenever a vote is taken, your vote counts as thirty votes. Whenever an opponent's Thing attempts to destroy a Thing under your control, flip a coin and destroy the opponent's Thing if the coin comes up heads. You can't destroy Vladimir Putin.

Card by Corrigan

4G

Junk Bonds

Thing

When you play this, discard two other cards. Draw an extra card every turn.

Card by Bucky

5G

Gain 6 Energy Tokens

Action

Do what the title says.

Card by Bucky

6G

Cornered Beast

Thing

Once per turn, you may discard a card with a cornervalue to destroy a Thing with no cornervalue.

Card by Bucky

Old People Stampede

Action

Destroy a Thing whose rules text is in a smaller font size than that of this card.

Card by Corrigan

C5

Creepy Bespectacled Guy

Thing

No other players can look at the cards in your hand or take cards from your hand.

Mmble mrmble hrmshmnehh...

Card by Corrigan

S3

Busker

Thing

Action: Target player must give you control of one of his/her Things.
Your maximum hand size is 4.

Card by Corrigan

Oh

The Element of Surprise

Thing

Each player, at the beginning of his turn, must either name an element in the Periodic Table of Elements that no player has named previously or be eliminated.

Card by Gimlear

FD

Fast Draft Card Maker

Thing

Action: Create a new card of the type "Thing" and put it in play in front of you. This card may have any title and cornervalue you choose, but its text must read "This card does nothing."

Card by Gimlear

Prize Kiosk

Action

if you have more tokens than any other player you win.

Card by gill_smoke

Census

Action

if you have more non token living things than any other player you win.

Card by gill_smoke

You Drank the bong water

Action

Target player discards a card and skips their next turn

Card by gill_smoke

M1

Subhuman

Thing

No cards whose titles reference philosophy, physics, politics, psychology or associated concepts may be played while this card is in play.

"Hate...P!"

Card by Corrigan

E3

Subsandwich

Thing

This card can only be destroyed by an opponent who controls two or more living Things.

Card by Corrigan

N4

Subway

Thing

Action: Give control of any number of your Things to an opponent. They must then give you control of an equal number of their things.

Card by Corrigan

'Nuff Said

Action

Discard your hand.

Card by Zaratustra

No Items

Action

Return all cards in play to their controller's hands.

Card by Zaratustra

Final Destination

Thing

When this comes into play, every player may play a Thing.
If any player has more than three Things in play at any time, they must destroy a Thing.
When a player's last Thing is destroyed, they lose the game.

Card by Zaratustra

Drunken Monologue

Action

Draw two cards and play them both. A chosen opponent makes any decisions required.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

Ask the Audience

Action

Draw a card. If you have more than ten people in play, draw another.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

LiveJournal Server Down

Action

Play in response to any card, to prevent it being played.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

The Hilton Empire

Thing

You are considered to control an endless amount of money tokens.

- Money, money, money!!!!!!!!
- So he controls all the railroads, but I've got the Electric Company, the Water Works and this hotel in Pennsylvania Avenue, you know...

Card by Zt

You bought this vacuum cleaner and...

Thing

...now your soul belongs to Satan.
During your turn you may take as many actions as you want and destroy any number of target things other than this. At the beginning of your turn you are eliminated.

There's just this minor drawback... You know, it's nothing really, just sign here.

Card by Zt

Waiting for a miracle

Thing

Action: Draw a card. If it is yellow, eliminate an opponent.

Card by Zt

Controled Burn

Thing

Whenever you draw a card you may discard it and draw another.

Card by gill_smoke

1UP

Extra Life

Thing

If you would be eliminated destroy this card instead.

Card by gill_smoke

Ponzi scheme

Action

Take all money tokens and redistrubite them in the following manner give one to each other player then one to yourself for each token one player has. if there are not enough to give a round to the other players you get the rest.<br\>

"Two for you and one two for me. Three for you and one two three for me"

Card by gill_smoke

Box of Tricks

Thing

Action: Reveal your hand, and play an Action card from it at random. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn.

Card by Kevan

Runaway Steamroller

Thing

Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Pancake token.

Card by Kevan

Corner

Thing

"-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil."

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

I Am The Wisest Human Of All

Action

The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

God Lets Little Children Starve

Action

The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy

Action

Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

7G

Paradox bomb

Thing

Action: Destroy target universe. If there are no universes in play, then destroy all Things instead.

Card by Bucky

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 ==Card List==
-:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]].''
+:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]].''
 <!-- *** PLEASE NOTE: New cards should go at the bottom of this list, not the top. *** -->
-{{card
-|title=Self Destruct Sequence
-|type=Thing
-|bgcolor=006
-|text= Play into another player's control. Comes into play with 10 counter tokens on it. Whenever this card has no counter tokens on it. Owner is eliminated.<br />Whenever you draw a card, destroy a counter token on this card.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Dr. Lucky
-|type=Thing
-|bgcolor=006
-|text= This cards action ability is only playable when Win and Loss conditions occur. <br />'''Action:''' Negate Win loss or elimination condition. Give control of Dr. Lucky to the the opponent you thwarted.<br />
-|flavortext="Lucky bastard" -Gill
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Spam Attack|type=Action|text=Each player is given three Thing cards with a title of "Spam" and a body text of "You may not discard this card at the end of your turn."|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Contamination|type=Action|text=Destroy all foods|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Grue|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' If it is dark outside, you may destroy a living thing.|flavortext=It is pitch dark. If you continue, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Klaatu barada nikto!|type=Action|text=Destroy all machines.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card
-|title=Corrupt Senator
-|type=Thing - Person
-|text=You have a corrupt senator in your camp. You may destroy this card at any time to counter the effects of any one Action card or effect.
-|bgcolor=806B46
-|creator=Sandy added by gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Bribe
-|type=Action
-|text=Select a Person in play. Unless that Person leaves play, you may use its abilities as if you were its controller.
-|bgcolor=881408
-|creator=Sandy added by gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Poisoner
-|type=Thing - Person
-|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Person.
-|bgcolor=806B46
-|creator=Sandy added by gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Mouse|type=Thing|text=Once per turn, you may take control of a Token belonging to another player.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=008|cornervalue=7C}}
-{{card|title=Mobilize|type=Action|cornervalue=8C|text=You may take three extra Actions next turn.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Card Farm|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, gain three Seed tokens.<br><br>If you have any Seed tokens at the start of your turn, destroy one of them and draw an extra card.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=008|cornervalue=9C}}
-{{card|title=Stalker|type=Thing|text=You may view an opponent's hand at any time. If any player ever views your hand, discard it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Shot Glasses|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it. If a player draws a card and does not play it by the end of their turn, they are eliminated.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Sliver|type=Thing|text=Sliver is considered to have the card text of every other Thing you control appended to it as a series of separate paragraphs, in an order of your choosing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Empty Echo|type=Thing|text=This card has the title and corner value of the last Action played, but not the text.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Tome of Pastamastery|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Thing for each pasta you control.<br />'''Action:''' Create a pasta Token.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Token-Synthesising Laboratory|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Create a stem Token.<br />'''Action:''' Destroy a stem Token and create a Token of any or no type.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Pandemic|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, replace a token with an Infection token. '''Action:''' Replace X tokens with Infection tokens, where X is the number of Infection tokens in play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Reanimation|type=Action|text=Take a living Thing card from the discard pile and put it into play under your control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Megatoken|type=Thing|text=Megatoken can be used as a token of any type. If it is ever destroyed, return it to play immediately.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Headshot|type=Action|text=Destroy an undead Thing.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=The Land I Lost|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy three things of your own to destroy one opponent's Thing.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=F5|type=Thing|text=You may repeat a Thing's action ability for every refresh Token on that Thing when you use that Thing's action ability.<br />'''Action:''' Create a refresh Token on a Thing you have in play that has an action ability.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{Card
-| title = Blaze of Glory
-| text = You and target player lose the game.
-| type = Action
-| bgcolor = 006
-| creator =fanofphilosophy
-}}
-{{card|title=Lego Box|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Put two Brick tokens into play. '''Action:''' Search the draw pile for a Thing card. If you have as many Brick tokens as it has letters in its title, destroy that many of your Brick tokens and put it into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Filing Cabinet|type=Thing|text=A Thing's action abilities may not target Things that begin with a different letter to that of the Thing with the ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Economy Drive|type=Action|text=Each player destroys three non-token Things they control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{Card|title = Endless Meeting|type = Action|bgcolor = 660000|cornervalue = 5h|creator = jtwe|text = Search the deck for a card, reshuffle the deck, then put that card on top of the deck.|flavortext = "So you'd be willing to take that action item, right?"}}
-{{Card|title = V-Chip|type = Thing|bgcolor = 000066|cornervalue = TV-14|creator = jtwe|text = '''Action:''' Look at the top card of the deck.  You may put it on the bottom of the deck.|flavortext = "No, you can't watch that show.  At least, not until it comes out on DVD."}}
-{{Card|title = X-Ray Specs|type = Thing|bgcolor = 000066|cornervalue = @_@|creator = jtwe|text = Whenever you would draw a card, you may draw the bottom card of the deck instead.|flavortext = "I can see through time!"}}
-{{card|title=Banish|type=Action|cornervalue=1D|text=Shuffle target card into the draw pile.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Counterspell|type=Action|cornervalue=2D|text=Play in response to an Action to cancel that Action, or play normally to draw a card.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Revive|type=Action|cornervalue=3D|text=Put a Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Token Production Contract|type=Thing|text=Draw a card whenever a token comes into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{Card|title = Mr. Play-It-Safe|type = Thing - Ironic|bgcolor = 000066|creator = jtwe|text = This card cannot be played if any Things have been destroyed since the beginning of your last turn. <BR><BR>When this card is destroyed, ironically, you gain three tokens of any type and draw three cards.}}
-{{Card|title = Om Nom Nom Nom|type = Action|bgcolor = 660000|cornervalue = I8|creator = jtwe|text = Destroy target Thing.  If it was food-related, draw a card.|flavortext = I made you an Energy token, but I eated it.}}
-{{card|title=Burnout|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play an Action, put a Nitro token into play. During your turn, you may destroy three Nitro tokens you control to take another turn after this one.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{Card|title = Booya!|type = Action|bgcolor = 660000|creator = jtwe|text = The first time each game you play this card, name a Thing.  Otherwise, if you have destroyed an opponent's non-Token Thing with that title since the last time you played this card, you win the game.}}
-{{Card|title = Nerd Bureaucracy|type = Action|bgcolor = 660000|cornervalue = Nerd!|creator = ZT|text = Return a thing you control to your hand or a thing an opponent controls to his/her hand. If the thing is a token it is destroyed.|flavortext = No!}}
-{{Card|title = Erzsébet Báthory|type = Thing|bgcolor = 000|cornervalue = Evil|creator = ZT|text =
-Female vampire. Destroy 32 vampires you control and destroy target thing. You may do this more than once a turn. '''Action:''' Put X vampire tokens into play, where X is the number of vampires in play.|flavortext = And a cold blood shower every morning keeps you young...}}
-{{Card|title = Matriarchy|type = Thing|bgcolor = 006|cornervalue = History|creator = ZT|text = All non-female things cannot use their Action Abilities, unless the thing's controller discards a card every time she wants to use a thing's Action Ability.<BR><BR>All female things are indestructible. This card is female.}}
-{{card|title=Polybolt|type=Action|cornervalue=4D|text=Target Thing becomes a Frog token with no ruletext.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Curse|type=Thing|cornervalue=5D|text=Play onto a Thing.  That Thing cannot use any of its Action abilities.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=660}}
-{{card|title=Haste|type=Action|cornervalue=6D|text=You may play up to 5 extra Things this turn.  Draw an extra card at the end of the turn.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{Card|title = Despotism|type = Thing|bgcolor = 000|cornervalue = History|creator = ZT|text = Your hand size is two.<BR>'''Action:''' Draw four cards.|flavortext = L'État c'est moi.}}
-{{Card|title = Killer Bees |type = Thing|bgcolor = FFDD00|cornervalue = B3|creator = ZT|text = When "Killer Bees" is destroyed, it returns immediately back to play, if you control at least another bee card or another yellow card. '''Action:''' Search your deck for a yellow card or for a bee card or for a card with a "b" or "B" in its title and put it into play. Shuffle the deck.}}
-{{Card|title = Anti-Communism|type = Thing|bgcolor = 006|cornervalue = History|creator = ZT|text = Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way this card.<BR>'''Action:''' Put this card onto target thing you control. Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way target thing now.}}
-{{Card|title=BitTorrent|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Pongo|text=Play this onto a Thing. Everyone except you gets 1+(number of existing piece Tokens) piece Tokens each turn. When a player has a number of piece Tokens equal to or above the number of letters in the name of the Thing this is played onto, destroy all their piece Tokens and place a copy of that Thing under their control.|longtext=yes}}
-{{Card|title=Maobot Initiation Sequence|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=Pongo|text=Each player may opt to play a game of Mao at http://kevan.org/games/maobot.html on their next turn. If a player wins, they may destroy three cards, if they lose or give up, they discard three cards at random.}}
-{{card|title=Charm|type=Action|cornervalue=7D|text=Gain control of target Thing.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Powerstone|type=Thing|cornervalue=8D|text=Gain an Energy token at the start of your turn.  If it's still in play at the end of the turn, destroy it.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Stop|type=Action|cornervalue=9D|text=Target player may not draw or play cards on their next turn.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{Card|title = Ming Vase|type = Thing|bgcolor = 006|creator = ZT|text = Whenever a thing comes into play, destroy Ming Vase.<BR>'''Action:''' Draw two cards.}}
-{{Card|title = Hot Potato|type = Thing|bgcolor = 006|creator = ZT|text = Discard a card: target player gains control of this thing. The player controlling this at the end of his/her turn, destroys hot potato and two other things he/she controls.}}
-{{Card|title = All Hallows' Eve|type = Action|cornervalue = Evil|bgcolor = 000|creator = ZT|text = Choose one: Return a blue thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Or: Return three non-blue things from the discard pile to play under your control.}}
-{{Card|title = Single Nation Army|type=Thing|bgcolor = 006|creator = Pongo|text = Replace the "Single" in this card's title with the number of nation Tokens played onto it plus one (in written-out form). If this card has six nation tokens on it, it counts as a guitar track.<br />'''Action:''' Create a nation Token and play it onto this card.}}
-{{card|title=Pi Master|type=Action|cornervalue=πD|text=You may destroy as many remotely circular Things as you wish this turn.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=600}}
-{{Card | title = Super Tuesday | type = Action | bgcolor = 660000 | creator = jtwe | text = Each player may vote for a Thing in play.  Each Thing that does not receive a vote is destroyed.}}
-{{Card | title = Fat Tuesday | type = Action | bgcolor = 660000 | creator = jtwe | text = Draw 8 cards.  You may take two extra Actions this turn.  At the end of the turn, discard your hand.}}
-{{Card | title = Taking Back Sunday | type = Thing - Band | bgcolor = 000066 | creator = jtwe | text = '''Action:''' Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile.  Shuffle that card into the deck after it is played.  If that Action had a day of the week in its name, you may take an extra Action this turn.}}
-{{Card | title = Clean the Table | type = Action | bgcolor = 660000 | creator = Zt | text = Destroy all tokens. Even if they are indestructible.}}
-{{Card | title = Expensive Lifestyle | type = Thing | cornervalue=1000 | bgcolor = 000066 | creator = Zt | text = When this comes into play, sacrifice at least 1000 tokens and discard at least 7 cards. If you can't, put this card into the discard pile and skip three turns.<BR>'''Thing:''' Eliminate an opponent.}}
-{{Card | title = Nuclear Wastelands | type = Thing | bgcolor = 000066 | creator = Zt | text = Land. Play this any time to counter an Action OR a thing's Action ability OR to keep a thing from coming into play and destroying the thing instead.<BR>As long as this is in play, you cannot win or eliminate opponents, even if other cards say something else.}}
-{{card|title=Trump|type=Thing|text=Play this onto a Thing. The Thing this is played onto nullifies all cards that are contradictory to it.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Essence Devourer|type=Thing|text=All Things that were in play when this was played are considered blank until they are removed from play. This card is indestructible until all the Things in play when this was played are no longer in play.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Irony Cannon|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Thing that claims any sort of indestructability, with total disregard for its text.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{Card|title = Create Sequence|type = Thing|bgcolor = 000066|creator = jtwe|text = Whenever a card is played, put a token on this card, then change the played card's corner value to the number ''n'', followed by the ''n''th letter of the alphabet, where ''n'' is the number of tokens on this card.  If there are more tokens on this card than letters in the alphabet, remove all tokens from this card.}}
-<!-- wacky children action when you play this card roll a die and if it is 4 or higher you can draw 3 cards. -->
-{{Card|title = Separate|type = Action|bgcolor = 000066\creator = tom1344| text = discard 1 of your cards and put one more of each token on your field. Then you may draw 1 card.}}
-{{card|title=Tabletop RPG|type=Thing|cornervalue=1E|text=Whenever you destroy another player's Thing, gain an Experience token.<br><br>Sacrifice 3 Experience tokens: Level up! Replace all occurrences of 3 on this card with 3 + 2 and draw a card, |creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Brain Hack|type=Action|cornervalue=2E|text=Look at target player's hand.  Then, that player discards two cards at random and draws two cards.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Duplication Ray|type=Action|cornervalue=3E|text=Gain a copy of target Thing you control.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Paris Hilton|type=Thing|text=Counts as female. At the beginning of your turn, sacrifice 100 money tokens or discard your hand. If you don't, destroy this card. '''Action:''' Remove target thing from the game. You can't choose things with the word "hot" in their title.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FF00FF|flavortext=That's hot!}}
-{{card|title=Faculty of Applied Philosophy|type=Thing|text=Choose 2 types of things (e.g.: birds and energy or female and male...) All members of the 1. type lose this type and have the 2. type instead. (E.g.: 3 apes and 2 vampires on the table. You choose first undeads, then apes. Both vampires are not undeads anymore, but apes. All apes remain apes though.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000066}}
-{{card|title=Railgun|type=Thing|text=Every player may use this thing's Action ability.<BR>'''Action:''' Put a power token on this card. Then destroy X target objects, where X is the number of power tokens on this card.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FF0000|flavortext=I pwnz u!!!!oneoneone!}}
-{{card|title=Fnord|type=Thing|text=Play this at any point during the game.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=First Law of Thermodynamics|type=Thing|text=All cards that can create Energy Tokens have that function disabled. Energy tokens may not be destroyed.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|flavortext=In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!}}
-{{card|title=Empire of Fear|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play from your hand for the third time, eliminate an opponent.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
-{{card|title=Empire of Blood|type=Thing|text=Play this only if there are at least 24 cards in the draw pile.<BR>'''Action:''' Target opponent draws 10 cards.<BR>If the draw pile is empty, eliminate an opponent, then fill the draw pile again.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FF0000}}
-{{card|title=Empire of Doom|type=Thing|text=Whenever an action is played by sb., you may reveal this card from your hand, say: "The end is near!" and put a Doom token into play. If there are 10 Doom tokens in play, eliminate an opponent and discard this card. Whenever you have to discard a card (random or not), discard this card instead.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
-{{card|title=Rock and a Hard Place|type=Action|text=Pick an opponent. They must either discard a card at random, or destroy a random Thing they control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Replace Manager|type=Action|text=Choose a card. Replace all occurrences of "Action:" with "Thing:" and viceversa on this card.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Plant Manager|type=Action|text=An opponent gets reeeeeally high next turn and cannot play any things. (She may play actions though, but only slowly.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=00CC00}}
-{{card|title=The Tide is coming|type=Thing|cornervalue=8|text=When your turn starts, put a tide token on this card. Then destroy all things except tide tokens whose '''tide value''' is lower than the number of tide tokens. The number in a thing's corner value IS the thing's '''tide value'''. If a thing has no number there or no corner value, its '''tide value''' is 4, for tokens: 2.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=0000FF}}
-{{card|title=Useful Byproduct|type=Thing|cornervalue=4E|text=You may play this into the control of any player.<br><br>Whenever you play a thing, gain a Money token.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Detrimental Side-Effects|type=Thing|cornervalue=5E|text=You may play this into the control of any player.<br><br>Whenever you play a Thing, you must destroy one of your tokens, if possible.|flavortext=...dizziness, nausea, headaches, nasal bleeding, skin discoloration, temporary or permanent hearing loss, suicidal depression, poverty and spontaneous combustion.|longtext=true|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Day and Night|type=Action|cornervalue=DN|text=If the sun is shining outside, destroy all black, all undead and all evil things.<BR>If it's dark outside, destroy all white things and put 5 black Zombie tokens into play (under your control).|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Necrobees|type=Thing|cornervalue=B5|text=If there are 2 or more honey tokens on this card, destroy it.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Return target thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Put a honey token on this card.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
-{{card|title=The multi-use token|type=Action|cornervalue=T1|text=Generate a token of any name and any type with blank text and put it onto target thing or under target player's control.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Meditation|type=Thing|text=Whenever you would draw a card, you may put a Peace token into play instead. If you control eight Peace tokens, you win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
 {{card|title=Tit for Tat|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed (including this card) by an opponent, you may destroy a Thing that opponent controls.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}