Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400.

Item

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

Mortarboard

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by two.

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How academic!

Card by Pongo

Panama Hat

Thing

They're actually made in Ecuador.

Card by Pongo

Pink Elephant

Thing

Place this under another player's control. For as long as this is in play, the player with this card under their control may only play cards that destroy this.

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Are you sure he didn't mess with my drink?

Card by Pongo

Groundhog Day

Action

Remove the draw pile from the game.

Card by Kevan

Take your doll clothes and go home

revenge

May not be played, if forced to discard you may play this instead. Everyone else loses (Take all cards with you).

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Fine, I don't want to play anymore.

Card by gill_smoke

I Win!

Action

When played you win.

Card by gill_smoke

I Lose.

Action

When played you are eliminated.

Card by gill_smoke

Panic Room

Thing

You may not play Things. If you would be eliminated from the game, destroy this Thing instead. Action: Destroy this card.

Card by Kevan

Veganism

Thing

When Veganism comes into play, destroy all Things that represent non-plant organisms. No non-plant organisms can be played while Veganism is in play.

Card by Corrigan

Beheaded Chicken

Thing

When played, give Decapitated Chicken to a random player (including you). After 4 turns, destroy Decapitated Chicken. If Decapitated Chicken is brought back from the discard pile, it has "Action: Flip a coin and destroy a random Thing if it comes up heads."

Card by Corrigan

Citation Needed

Action

Either destroy a Thing or counter the effects of an Action card, if there is no Wikipedia article with the same title as that card.

Card by Kevan

1

Forest

Thing — Terrain

This cards action ability may be only used once per turn
Action: Create a Tree Token. Player may take an additional Action this turn.

Card by Gill Smoke

Dryad

Thing

Card can only be played if you if you control a forset, tree, or green card in play.
Action: Create a Tree Token.

Card by gill_smoke

Lesser Curse of Undeath

Thing

While in play Whenever a living thing would be destroyed thier owner may create a Undead token.

Card by gill_smoke

Mulligan

Action

Discard your hand, and draw as many cards as you discarded.

Card by Kevan

2U

Infuse

Action

Draw a card. You may play an extra Action this turn. Choose a player at random and put this card into that player's hand.

Card by jtwe

1G

Bind

Reaction

Play when a Thing's Action ability is played. Cancel the effects of that Action ability.

Card by jtwe

No Smoking Sign

Thing

Play in response to any Thing or Action card being played. Cancel that card and destroy it if it's in play. Cards with that name may not be played.

Card by jtwe

Safety Goggles

Thing

If a card would force you to discard a card, you may choose not to.

Card by Kevan

Precognition

Thing

Each opponent may nominate two (and no more than two) cards by name, during their turn. An opponent may only play a card from their hand if they nominated it during their previous turn.

Card by Kevan

Forty Thieves

Action

Destroy five Things you control, to gain control of a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Mummy Lord

Thing

When this card comes into play all undead Things and tokens come under your control.

Card by gill_smoke

ADD

Action

Player may take any number of actions this turn. All Action abilities may only be played once.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: Oh look a butterfly.

Card by gill_smoke

E=MC^2

Theory of Relativity

Action

Player may Discard any number of actions. Destroy equal number of Things.

Card by gill_smoke

The Elephant of Surprise

Thing

When this card comes into play, draw two cards and play them immediately.

Card by Kevan

The Cask of Rejected

Action

Secretly write the name of a Thing you controlled that was destroyed by target opponent. That player has 10 guesses or 1 minute, whichever comes first, to name it. If he or she can't, he or she is eliminated.

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For the love of God and all that is holy, Montresor! My anus is bleeding!

Card by jtwe

$X

Homer Tax

Action

Target the Thing in play with the highest number in its corner value, or the most words in its title if there are no Things in play with corner values. (You choose if there is a tie.) Destroy it unless its controller discards three cards.

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"Dad, that's the homeowner tax."

Card by jtwe

Grand Slash

Action

Each opponent may discard any number of cards in secret. The opponents with the most cards left in hand after discarding are eliminated.

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No one likes to be the target

Card by Jindra34

Monopoly Breaker

Thing

Action: Eliminate target player with the most things in play form the game. Distribute their things evenly between all players as you see fit. Any excess things are discarded.

Card by Jindra34

Token Magnet

Action

Gain control of all tokens in play. (If a token is on a Thing, you may move it onto any other Thing.)

Card by Kevan

Mousetrap

Thing

Whenever a card is played, it has no effect, it is put into your hand, and Mousetrap is destroyed.

Card by Kevan

Flamethrower

Action

Replace every Thing in play with a Fire token.

Card by Kevan

Temporary Blindness

Action

Until the end of his turn the selected player must play blindfolded.

Card by HelioMaia

Hack

Thing

Play onto a Thing with an Action ability - it loses its Action ability. Put an Action card from your hand under this card when it comes into play. Action: Play a copy of the Action card under this card.

Card by Kevan

Sugar in the Tank

Thing

Play onto a Thing with an Action ability - its controller must discard a card to use its Action ability (and cannot use it if they have no cards in hand).

Card by Kevan

1B

Buckyball

Thing

Play onto another Thing; that Thing's text is "This card intentionally left blank."

Card by Bucky

2B

Buckybot

Thing

Play into another player's control.

Whenever you play an Action, an opponent may play an Action (or Action ability) in response. The response happens before the original Action.

Card by Bucky

3B

Scam-block lotion

Thing

You may destroy this in response to an Action (or the Action ability of a Thing) to nullify it.

Card by Bucky

Field of Crows

Thing

If you have ten Crop tokens in play, you win the game. Any player who controls a living Thing may taken an Action to destroy two Crop tokens. Action: Put a Crop token into play.

Card by Kevan

Taxation

Action

For each type of token in play, destroy one token of that type. Draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Pk

Bill

Action

Draw two cards.

Card by gill_smoke

1

Reverse

Action

Play now goes in the opposite direction. In a two player game player takes another turn.

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Corner value in Spanish

Card by gill_smoke

Sell Out

Action

Give one card you control to your opponent in exchange for 5 of their money tokens. If the card you are trading to your opponent is music or movie related, they give you 10 money tokens.

Card by Corrigan, added by gill_smoke

Surprise Ending

Action

Replace the word "win" with "lose", or vice versa, on any card in play.

Card by Kevan

A Not-Card

Thing

This card is considered to not exist. No cards or rules affect it in any way after it is played (however, it can be affected when it is in your hand or draw pile).

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Pretend it's not there

Card by Corrigan, added by gill_smoke

Nail It Down

Thing Equiptment

Attach to one card currently in play. The attached card may not be controlled by any other player than the one currently controlling it. The attached card also may not be discarded, returned to the draw pile, or put in any player's hand.

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"Now it won't move"-Gill

Card by Corrigan, added by gill_smoke

Rip it out

Thing Equiptment

Attach to one card currently in play.
Action: Destroy this card and the one attached to it. Any player may play this action ability.

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"Get it gone"-Gill

Card by gill_smoke

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

Thing - Familiar

At the start of your turn, roll a four-sided die. On a 1, draw a card; on a 2, target player discards a card; on a 3, destroy target Thing; on a 4, gain a Money token; on a 5, gain a Toast token.

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"Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep"

Card by jtwe

4B

Kick Combo

Action

When you play this, you may destroy a Thing you control to return this card to your hand.

Target player discards a card. You may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

5B

Insurance Policy

Thing

Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed, you gain two Money tokens.

Card by Bucky

6B

Incinerate

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its former controller gains 5 Energy tokens.

Card by Bucky

WTH?

nothing

not a thing

Does nothing

Card by jftsang

Feedback Loop

Thing

Whenever an Action card is played, the player who played the Action can play a number of copies of that Action equal to the number of Feedback tokens in play. Then put a Feedback token on this card.

Card by Kevan

Building Site

Thing

When playing a Thing, if you choose to destroy a Scaffold token you control, you may play another Thing that turn. Action: Put a Scaffold token into play.

Card by Kevan

Blue Tigers

Thing

When Blue Tigers comes into play, put three Stone tokens into play. If there are ever no Stone tokens in play, destroy Blue Tigers. Action: Roll a six-sided dice, and put that many Stone tokens into play. Roll another, and destroy that many Stone tokens.

Card by Kevan

Slow Acting Poison

Thing

Play this on another player When you have 10 poison tokens you are eliminated
Action: Create a Poison token. Any player may play this action ability.

Card by gill_smoke

Infernal Pact

Thing Contract

When this card is destroyed the owner is eleminated and the card is removed from play.
Action: Play one card from the discard pile. Remove actions from play after they are used this way.

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Sign right here.

Card by gill_smoke

What's mine is yours

Action

Give a non token thing you own to another player

Card by gill_smoke

7B

Transmogrification Ray

Thing

Action: Target Token loses its current type and becomes a type of your choice.

Card by Bucky

8B

Freezer

Thing

Action: Put target non-Freezer Thing under this card. It is not considered to be in play until it ceases to be under a Freezer.

Thing: Remove a Thing from under Freezer.

Card by Bucky

9B

Flea Market

Action

Look at the top six cards of the deck and put one of them in your hand.

Card by Bucky

Black Knight

Thing

The Black Knight comes into play with four Limb tokens on it. Whenever Black Knight would be destroyed, you may destroy a Limb token to prevent its destruction. Action: Put the most recently-played Thing into an opponent's hand.

Card by Kevan

Ha!

Action: Destruction!

Action

You may play this on an opponent's turn. If an action is being played as this is being played, that action does nothing. Otherwise, destroy half a thing.

Card by fanofphilosophy

The Cup of Human Kindness

Thing

Action: Gain a Sip token.

If you control two or more Sip tokens, whenever you play a Thing's action ability, flip a coin; if it is tails, cancel that Action. If you control four or more Sip tokens, you may draw and play two additional cards on each of your turns.

Card by jtwe

1C

Draw Combo

Action

When you play this, you may destroy a non-Token Thing you control to return this card to your hand.

Draw a card. You may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

2C

Token Combo

Action

When you play this, you may discard a card to return this card to your hand.

Gain two Energy or Money Tokens for each time you've played a Token Combo this turn. You may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

3C

Refresh

Action

You may discard any number of cards when you play this. Draw a card. Draw an additional card for each card you discarded. You may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

616

Hellish Siphon

Thing

Action: Play the top of the draw pile as though it were in your hand.

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It takes the future and turns it into the present

Card by Jindra34

Are you Serious?!

Action

Target player discards their hand if you can find a joke published on the internet contaning the exact title of a thing you control.

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Quick! To Uncyclopedia!

Card by fanofphilosophy

March of the ... uhh... everything

Thing

All things (and tokens) in play are living, except for this one.

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Lessee...an abstract concept, an animal, a machine, and...what's THAT thing?

Card by fanofphilosophy

Go Meat!

Action - Delicious

You may give an opponent control of a Thing you control that is made of meat. (Humans and other animals, living and recently dead, qualify.) If you do, take all cards in that player's hand into your hand. If you don't, draw a card.

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I say Hillshire, you say Farms!

Card by jtwe

BAM

Kick It Up a Notch

Thing

If a player would draw cards, they must draw an additional card. If a player would discard cards, they must discard an additional card. If a player would destroy a given number of Things, they must destroy an additional Thing.

Card by Zaratustra

-1

Exception Handler

Thing

You may destroy this at any time during your turn. If this is destroyed, all effects but the destroying are aborted, and the game continues from the beginning of the next player's turn.

Card by Zaratustra

W4

Wild Draw 4

Thing

The next player draws 4 cards during their turn, unless they play another card called Wild Draw 4. In that case, the -next- player draws 8 cards during their turn, and so on.

Card by Zaratustra

Eleven

Thing

That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

Card by Pongo

Principia Discordia

Thing

Action: Draw, destroy or play five cards.

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Hail Eris!

Card by Pongo

Bottleneck

Thing

No player may draw more than one card per turn.

Card by Kevan

Headstone

Thing

Cards may not be taken from the discard pile.

Card by Kevan

Roshambo

Thing

Action: Play rock-paper-scissors with a chosen opponent. The winner may destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Window to Nothing

Thing

All players' hand sizes are halved, rounded up.

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This window leads to nothing, not even darkness.

Card by Pongo

Boot Disk

Thing

Action: If you have no Things in play except for this, take ten cards from the draw pile; play the Things and discard the Actions.

Card by Pongo

Forked Lightning Blast

Action

Destroy three Things under the control of one player.

Card by Pongo

Treadmill

Thing

You may return a non-token Thing you control to your hand during your turn, to take an extra Action.

Card by Kevan

Refuelling

Action

Starting with you, each player draws until they have five or more cards in their hand.

Card by Kevan

Cargo Ship

Thing

Any player may take an Action to destroy all tokens of one type, under their control, and draw a card. At the end of a player's turn, they must destroy all but one token they control.

Card by Kevan

Power of 3

Thing-uber

Triple the effects of any other cards you play. Additionally you may play and draw three times the number of cards you normally would during a turn.

Card by Jindra34

Mining Rights

Thing

When a Thing comes into play, gain control of it. If it was not a token, destroy this card.

Card by Kevan

Asteroid Field

Thing

When this comes into play, put three Large Asteroid tokens into play. When a Large Asteroid is destroyed, put three Small Asteroid tokens into play. If there are no Asteroid tokens in play, you win the game.

Card by Kevan

Nest

Thing

When this comes into play, put three Eggshell tokens into play. Action: If you control a living Thing, destroy an Eggshell token. If there are no Eggshell tokens left after this, create a new card which is a copy of the living Thing, and put it into play.

Card by Kevan

4C

Patience

Thing

Actions cannot eliminate players from the game. Text on Action cards cannot cause players to win the game.

Card by Bucky

5C

Selfishness

Thing

At the start of your turn, choose an opponent. That player must give you one of their Things. Any other player may give you a Thing to prevent this.

Card by Bucky

6C

Self-Control

Thing

You cannot at any time be forced to do anything you could normally do during your turn.

Card by Bucky

D8

Duplicate

Action

Imitate the last person's turn. (Play a copy of each card they played, then discard as many cards as they did.)

Card by Zaratustra

R8

Replicate

Action

Replace the Things you have in play with copies of target opponent's Things.

Card by Zaratustra

G8

Geminate

Action

Replace your hand with a copy of target opponent's hand.

Card by Zaratustra

Paintball

Thing

Whenever a Thing (other than this one) would be destroyed, return it to its controller's hand instead.

Card by Kevan

Sorting Error

Action

Gain control of a Thing. Its previous controller then gains control of a random Thing you control.

Card by Kevan

Impatience

Thing

When this comes into play, draw ten cards. You do not draw cards at the start of your turn.

Card by Kevan

Disposable Weapon Forge

Thing

When forge is destroyed destroy all tokens on it
Thing: Create a metal token.
Action: Destroy 3 metal tokens, Create a Weapon token.
Action: If you posses an animate non token thing destroy a weapon token to destroy an animate thing an opponent controls.

Card by gill_smoke

Self Destruct Sequence

Thing

Play into another player's control. Comes into play with 10 counter tokens on it. Whenever this card has no counter tokens on it. Owner is eliminated.
Whenever you draw a card, destroy a counter token on this card.

Card by gill_smoke

Dr. Lucky

Thing

This cards action ability is only playable when Win and Loss conditions occur.
Action: Negate Win loss or elimination condition. Give control of Dr. Lucky to the the opponent you thwarted.

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"Lucky bastard" -Gill

Card by gill_smoke

Spam Attack

Action

Each player is given three Thing cards with a title of "Spam" and a body text of "You may not discard this card at the end of your turn."

Card by Kevan

Contamination

Action

Destroy all foods

Card by Pongo

Grue

Thing

Action: If it is dark outside, you may destroy a living thing.

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It is pitch dark. If you continue, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Card by Pongo

Klaatu barada nikto!

Action

Destroy all machines.

Card by Pongo

Corrupt Senator

Thing - Person

You have a corrupt senator in your camp. You may destroy this card at any time to counter the effects of any one Action card or effect.

Card by Sandy added by gill_smoke

Bribe

Action

Select a Person in play. Unless that Person leaves play, you may use its abilities as if you were its controller.

Card by Sandy added by gill_smoke

Poisoner

Thing - Person

Action: Destroy a Person.

Card by Sandy added by gill_smoke

7C

Mouse

Thing

Once per turn, you may take control of a Token belonging to another player.

Card by Bucky

8C

Mobilize

Action

You may take three extra Actions next turn.

Card by Bucky

9C

Card Farm

Thing

When this comes into play, gain three Seed tokens.

If you have any Seed tokens at the start of your turn, destroy one of them and draw an extra card.

Card by Bucky

Stalker

Thing

You may view an opponent's hand at any time. If any player ever views your hand, discard it.

Card by Kevan

Shot Glasses

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it. If a player draws a card and does not play it by the end of their turn, they are eliminated.

Card by Kevan

Sliver

Thing

Sliver is considered to have the card text of every other Thing you control appended to it as a series of separate paragraphs, in an order of your choosing.

Card by Kevan

Empty Echo

Thing

This card has the title and corner value of the last Action played, but not the text.

Card by Pongo

Tome of Pastamastery

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing for each pasta you control.
Action: Create a pasta Token.

Card by Pongo

Token-Synthesising Laboratory

Thing

Action: Create a stem Token.
Action: Destroy a stem Token and create a Token of any or no type.

Card by Pongo

Pandemic

Thing

When this comes into play, replace a token with an Infection token. Action: Replace X tokens with Infection tokens, where X is the number of Infection tokens in play.

Card by Kevan

Reanimation

Action

Take a living Thing card from the discard pile and put it into play under your control.

Card by Kevan

Megatoken

Thing

Megatoken can be used as a token of any type. If it is ever destroyed, return it to play immediately.

Card by Kevan

Headshot

Action

Destroy an undead Thing.

Card by Pongo

The Land I Lost

Thing

Action: Destroy three things of your own to destroy one opponent's Thing.

Card by Pongo

F5

Thing

You may repeat a Thing's action ability for every refresh Token on that Thing when you use that Thing's action ability.
Action: Create a refresh Token on a Thing you have in play that has an action ability.

Card by Pongo

Blaze of Glory

Action

You and target player lose the game.

Card by fanofphilosophy

Lego Box

Thing

Action: Put two Brick tokens into play. Action: Search the draw pile for a Thing card. If you have as many Brick tokens as it has letters in its title, destroy that many of your Brick tokens and put it into play.

Card by Kevan

Filing Cabinet

Thing

A Thing's action abilities may not target Things that begin with a different letter to that of the Thing with the ability.

Card by Kevan

Economy Drive

Action

Each player destroys three non-token Things they control.

Card by Kevan

5h

Endless Meeting

Action

Search the deck for a card, reshuffle the deck, then put that card on top of the deck.

---

"So you'd be willing to take that action item, right?"

Card by jtwe

TV-14

V-Chip

Thing

Action: Look at the top card of the deck. You may put it on the bottom of the deck.

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"No, you can't watch that show. At least, not until it comes out on DVD."

Card by jtwe

@_@

X-Ray Specs

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, you may draw the bottom card of the deck instead.

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"I can see through time!"

Card by jtwe

1D

Banish

Action

Shuffle target card into the draw pile.

Card by Bucky

2D

Counterspell

Action

Play in response to an Action to cancel that Action, or play normally to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

3D

Revive

Action

Put a Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.

Card by Bucky

Token Production Contract

Thing

Draw a card whenever a token comes into play.

Card by Kevan

Mr. Play-It-Safe

Thing - Ironic

This card cannot be played if any Things have been destroyed since the beginning of your last turn.

When this card is destroyed, ironically, you gain three tokens of any type and draw three cards.

Card by jtwe

I8

Om Nom Nom Nom

Action

Destroy target Thing. If it was food-related, draw a card.

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I made you an Energy token, but I eated it.

Card by jtwe

Burnout

Thing

Whenever you play an Action, put a Nitro token into play. During your turn, you may destroy three Nitro tokens you control to take another turn after this one.

Card by Kevan

Booya!

Action

The first time each game you play this card, name a Thing. Otherwise, if you have destroyed an opponent's non-Token Thing with that title since the last time you played this card, you win the game.

Card by jtwe

Nerd!

Nerd Bureaucracy

Action

Return a thing you control to your hand or a thing an opponent controls to his/her hand. If the thing is a token it is destroyed.

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No!

Card by ZT

Evil

Erzsébet Báthory

Thing

Female vampire. Destroy eight vampires you control and destroy target thing. You may do this more than once a turn. Action: Put X vampire tokens into play, where X is the number of vampires in play.

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And a cold blood shower every morning keeps you young...

Card by ZT

History

Matriarchy

Thing

All non-female things cannot use their Action Abilities, unless the thing's controller discards a card every time she wants to use a thing's Action Ability.

All female things are indestructible. This card is female.

Card by ZT

4D

Polybolt

Action

Target Thing becomes a Frog token with no ruletext.

Card by Bucky

5D

Curse

Thing

Play onto a Thing. That Thing cannot use any of its Action abilities.

Card by Bucky

6D

Haste

Action

You may play up to 5 extra Things this turn. Draw an extra card at the end of the turn.

Card by Bucky

History

Despotism

Thing

Your hand size is two.
Action: Draw four cards.

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L'État c'est moi.

Card by ZT

B3

Killer Bees

Thing

When "Killer Bees" is destroyed, it returns immediately back to play, if you control at least another bee card or another yellow card. Action: Search your deck for a yellow card or for a bee card or for a card with a "b" or "B" in its title and put it into play. Shuffle the deck.

Card by ZT

History

Anti-Communism

Thing

Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way this card.
Action: Put this card onto target thing you control. Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way target thing now.

Card by ZT

BitTorrent

Thing

Play this onto a Thing. Everyone except you gets 1+(number of existing piece Tokens) piece Tokens each turn. When a player has a number of piece Tokens equal to or above the number of letters in the name of the Thing this is played onto, destroy all their piece Tokens and place a copy of that Thing under their control.

Card by Pongo

Maobot Initiation Sequence

Action

Each player may opt to play a game of Mao at http://kevan.org/games/maobot.html on their next turn. If a player wins, they may destroy three cards, if they lose or give up, they discard three cards at random.

Card by Pongo

7D

Charm

Action

Gain control of target Thing.

Card by Bucky

8D

Powerstone

Thing

Gain an Energy token at the start of your turn. If it's still in play at the end of the turn, destroy it.

Card by Bucky

9D

Stop

Action

Target player may not draw or play cards on their next turn.

Card by Bucky

Ming Vase

Thing

Whenever a thing comes into play, destroy Ming Vase.
Action: Draw two cards.

Card by ZT

Hot Potato

Thing

Discard a card: target player gains control of this thing. The player controlling this at the end of his/her turn, destroys hot potato and two other things he/she controls.

Card by ZT

Evil

All Hallows' Eve

Action

Choose one: Return a blue thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Or: Return three non-blue things from the discard pile to play under your control.

Card by ZT

Single Nation Army

Thing

Replace the "Single" in this card's title with the number of nation Tokens played onto it plus one (in written-out form). If this card has six nation tokens on it, it counts as a guitar track.
Action: Create a nation Token and play it onto this card.

Card by Pongo

πD

Pi Master

Action

You may destroy as many remotely circular Things as you wish this turn.

Card by Pongo

Super Tuesday

Action

Each player may vote for a Thing in play. Each Thing that does not receive a vote is destroyed.

Card by jtwe

Fat Tuesday

Action

Draw 8 cards. You may take an extra Action this turn. At the end of the turn, discard your hand.

Card by jtwe

Taking Back Sunday

Thing - Band

Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile. Shuffle that card into the deck after it is played. If that Action had a day of the week in its name, you may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by jtwe

Clean the Table

Action

Destroy all tokens. Even if they are indestructible.

Card by Zt

1000

Expensive Lifestyle

Thing

When this comes into play, sacrifice at least 1000 tokens and discard at least 7 cards. If you can't, put this card into the discard pile and skip three turns.
Thing: Eliminate an opponent.

Card by Zt

Nuclear Wastelands

Thing

Land. Play this any time to counter an Action OR a thing's Action ability OR to keep a thing from coming into play and destroying the thing instead.
As long as this is in play, you cannot win or eliminate opponents, even if other cards say something else.

Card by Zt

Trump

Thing

Play this onto a Thing. The Thing this is played onto nullifies all cards that are contradictory to it.

Card by Pongo

Essence Devourer

Thing

All Things that were in play when this was played are considered blank until they are removed from play. This card is indestructible until all the Things in play when this was played are no longer in play.

Card by Pongo

Irony Cannon

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing that claims any sort of indestructability, with total disregard for its text.

Card by Pongo

Create Sequence

Thing

Whenever a card is played, put a token on this card, then change the played card's corner value to the number n, followed by the nth letter of the alphabet, where n is the number of tokens on this card. If there are more tokens on this card than letters in the alphabet, remove all tokens from this card.

Card by jtwe

Separate

Action

discard 1 of your cards and put one more of each token on your field. Then you may draw 1 card.

1E

Tabletop RPG

Thing

Whenever you destroy another player's Thing, gain an Experience token.

Sacrifice 3 Experience tokens: Level up! Replace all occurrences of 3 on this card with 3 + 2 and draw a card,

Card by Bucky

2E

Brain Hack

Action

Look at target player's hand. Then, that player discards two cards at random and draws two cards.

Card by Bucky

3E

Duplication Ray

Action

Gain a copy of target Thing you control.

Card by Bucky

Paris Hilton

Thing

Counts as female. At the beginning of your turn, sacrifice 100 money tokens or discard your hand. If you don't, destroy this card. Action: Remove target thing from the game. You can't choose things with the word "hot" in their title.

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That's hot!

Card by Zt

Faculty of Applied Philosophy

Thing

Choose 2 types of things (e.g.: birds and energy or female and male...) All members of the 1. type lose this type and have the 2. type instead. (E.g.: 3 apes and 2 vampires on the table. You choose first undeads, then apes. Both vampires are not undeads anymore, but apes. All apes remain apes though.)

Card by Zt

Railgun

Thing

Every player may use this thing's Action ability.
Action: Put a power token on this card. Then destroy X target objects, where X is the number of power tokens on this card.

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I pwnz u!!!!oneoneone!

Card by Zt

Fnord

Thing

Play this at any point during the game.

Card by Pongo

First Law of Thermodynamics

Thing

All cards that can create Energy Tokens have that function disabled. Energy tokens may not be destroyed.

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In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Card by Pongo

Empire of Fear

Thing

When this comes into play from your hand for the third time, eliminate an opponent.

Card by Zt

Empire of Blood

Thing

Action: Target opponent draws 10 cards.
If the draw pile is empty, eliminate an opponent, then fill the draw pile again.

Card by Zt

Empire of Doom

Thing

Whenever an action is played by sb., you may reveal this card from your hand, say: "The end is near!" and put a Doom token into play. If there are 10 Doom tokens in play, eliminate an opponent and discard this card. Whenever you have to discard a card (random or not), discard this card instead.

Card by Zt

Rock and a Hard Place

Action

Pick an opponent. They must either discard a card at random, or destroy a random Thing they control.

Card by Kevan

Replace Manager

Action

Choose a card. Replace all occurrences of "Action:" with "Thing:" and viceversa on this card.

Card by Zt

Plant Manager

Action

An opponent gets reeeeeally high next turn and cannot play any things. (She may play actions though, but only slowly.)

Card by Zt

8

The Tide is coming

Thing

When your turn starts, put a tide token on this card. Then destroy all things except tide tokens whose tide value is lower than the number of tide tokens. The number in a thing's corner value IS the thing's tide value. If a thing has no number there or no corner value, its tide value is 4, for tokens: 2.

Card by Zt

4E

Useful Byproduct

Thing

You may play this into the control of any player.

Whenever you play a thing, gain a Money token.

Card by Bucky

5E

Detrimental Side-Effects

Thing

You may play this into the control of any player.

Whenever you play a Thing, you must destroy one of your tokens, if possible.

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...dizziness, nausea, headaches, nasal bleeding, skin discoloration, temporary or permanent hearing loss, suicidal depression, poverty and spontaneous combustion.

Card by Bucky