Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300.

Engineered Plague

Action

Pick a letter. Destroy all Things with that letter in their title.

Card by Kevan

Dumpster Dive

Action

Take a random Thing card from the discard pile and put it into your hand. Shuffle the discard pile afterwards.

Card by Kevan

i2

iBot

Thing

Action: Get an iPod (or other mp3 player) and pick a random song. Destroy a number of Things equal to the song's length in minutes.
At the beginning of each turn of yours, you must discard a card or destroy iBot.

Card by Corrigan

Jump the Shark

Action

Destroy a Thing which has either been in play for 5 or more turns or has used its Action ability 3 or more times.

Card by Corrigan

Fire at the Library

Action

Put the top 30 cards on the draw pile into the discard pile.

Card by Corrigan

Clockpunk

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses its Action ability, put a Rundown token on it. Things with Rundown tokens cannot use their Action abilities. Any player may take an Action to remove a Rundown token from a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Evil Ventriloquist

Thing

Action: A chosen opponent gives you a card, if they have one, which you must play immediately.

Card by Kevan

Greener Grass

Action

Swap hands with an opponent of your choice.

Card by Kevan

TORNADO!

Action

Take all the cards on the field and in everyone's hands, turn all of them facedown, mix them up and place cards equal to the number of cards on the field, on the field, with each player recieving cards equal to the number of cards originally on his/her side of the field. Do the same thing, replacing "on the field" or " on his/her side of the field" with "in the players' hands", or "in his/her hand", respectfully. Then destroy every third card that was redistributed in this manner.

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"HOLY COW!!!".

Card by Nm8r

All or Nothing

Thing

Players may not play cards normally, but may still activate Action abilities. As an Action, any player may play the entire contents of their hand, in an order of their choosing.

Card by Kevan

Side Effects

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may draw and reveal a card - if it's an Action, you may play it immediately. Otherwise discard it.

Card by Kevan

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Action

Shuffle the draw pile and put the top card from the deck into the discard pile. Then remove one card from each opponent's hand and put them into the discard pile.

Card by jftsang

Master Plan

Thing

When this card comes into play, draw twenty cards. You may not draw cards while this is in play. If your hand becomes empty, you lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Favour Generation Device

Thing

If you have seven Favour tokens, you win the game. Action: Give a non-Token Thing you control to an opponent, and gain a Favour token.

Card by Kevan

Market Forces

Action

Randomly redistribute all tokens in play: if a Token is on a Thing, it is moved onto a random Thing; each other Token is given to a random player.

Card by Kevan

Bowman

thing

Action: You may destroy 1 thing. This card ignores any card that says you may not destroy things

Card by Eric F.

5

Saruman's Icy storm

Action

Everyone else loses their turn and no-one can destroy opponents' things.

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"There is a fell voice in the air" says Legolas

Card by Eric F.

2

Shower of Arrows

Action

Roll a dice. Destroy the number of things as on the dice. If they don't have enough things they lose their turn.

Card by Eric F.

Minefield

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, its controlled must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan

Peasant's Revolt

Action

Destroy a number of non-token Things equal to the number of tokens in play.

Card by Kevan

Plan B

Action

Draw the top three cards of the discard pile.

Card by Kevan

Snowball

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, destroy one Thing in play (other than Snow tokens) for each Snow token you control. When Snowball leaves play, discard your hand.

Action: Gain a Snow token.

Card by jtwe

Magic Hat

Thing

Action: Discard a card to have target player gain a token of any type you choose.

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"Again? That trick never works!"

Card by jtwe

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Pie in the Face

Thing

You may destroy another Thing you control to give control of this card to any player. If you destroy a food-related Thing in this way, draw a card.

Your maximum hand size is reduced by 4.

Card by jtwe

Repossession

Action

Take a thing belonging to any player except yourself from play to your hand.

Card by Pongo

Entanglement

Thing

Choose any two things in play. Until one of the Things is (therefore both of the Things are) destroyed, any action that effects one Thing effects the other, if it can be applied. Destroy this card when the Things are destroyed.

Card by Pongo

Minor mana potion

thing

Action: Play an action card. If you do not have one the draw cards from the deck until you do and play it.

Card by Eric F.

Sonic wave

action

The opponant must remove all cards from play until the end of your turn.

Card by eric F.

Panic Attack

Action

Starting with you, each player immediately plays a random card from their hand, if they have one.

Card by Kevan

Birds of a Feather

Thing

Whenever a non-token Thing enters play which shares a first letter with a Thing already in play, the controller of the new Thing may draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Wrong Place at the Wrong Time

Action

Shuffle a Thing card into the draw pile.

Card by Kevan

Curse of Despair

Thing

Beneficial effects of all cards are cancelled. This card & its tokens are immune to effects of other cards. Anyone may play living things onto this card. Things played onto this card lose all effects. If 3 living things are played onto this card, both this card & the things are destroyed. If 10 curse tokens are in play, you win.
Action: Create a curse token.

Card by Pongo

Bunch of Flowers

Action

Choose an opponent. They may draw between one and ten cards - you may then draw one less than that number of cards.

Card by Kevan

Coughing Fit

Action

Throw in your hand face up, all cards displayed, then shuffle the draw pile and the discard pile into a new draw pile. Draw five cards from the top of that to make a new hand. Anyone (including yourself) may now draw a card from your discarded hand instead of drawing from the draw pile.

Card by Pongo

Strong Box

Action

Place five Vault Tokens on one of your Things. When that Thing is targeted for destruction, destroy a Vault token instead.

Card by Pongo

Processing Fee

Action

Play onto anyone who has played a card onto or affecting you last turn. You may take five money-related tokens from them and put them into play on your side or look at their hand and take one card of your choice; then put that card in your hand.

Card by Pongo

Shrink Ray

Thing

All Things count as tokens.

Card by Kevan

The Amazing Card Token Generator

Thing

Action: Discard a card, and put a Card token into play.

Card by Kevan

Haphazard Wiring

Thing

Whenever a player uses an Action ability, each other Action ability of a Thing controlled by that player is also triggered.

Card by Kevan

Priceless Ming Vase

Thing

When a player other than you destroys this, they must give you all their money-related tokens. If they have none they must throw in their hand and draw five further cards. In this case on your next turn you may draw from the discarded hand any cards you see fit. Discard the rest.

Card by Pongo

Pawn Shop

Thing

Action (Global): Any player may destroy two money-related tokens and add a card played onto Pawn Shop to their hand. Action: Place a Thing you have in play face up on the shop and create a Money token.

Card by Pongo

Circling Vulture

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the controller of that Thing gains control of Circling Vulture. If the controller of Circling Vulture has no cards in their hand, they lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Missile Battery

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action or Action ability, you may play one in response.

Card by Kevan

Jam Tomorrow

Action

Show your hand to an opponent. Gain control of a Thing they control.

Card by Kevan

Impractically Dangerous Hand-Size Increaser

Thing

Your hand size is increased by three. When this comes into play, discard your hand. Every turn roll a d6. If you get a 1, discard a card in your hand at random.

Card by Pongo

College

Thing

For every five Learning tokens you have, your hand size is increased by one.
Action: Create a Learning token.

Card by Pongo

Energy Devourer

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy all energy-related tokens. While this is in play, all effects of Things and Actions that would normally require electricity to work are nullified, and no energy-related tokens may be created.

Card by Pongo

Cloaking Device

Thing

You may not draw cards. You, your hand and your Things are unaffected by opponents' Actions. Action: Destroy Cloaking Device.

Card by Kevan

Token Explosion

Thing

Any player may, as an Action, destroy a token they control to destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Bazooka

Thing

Action: If you control a living Thing, you may destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Chocolate Box

Thing

Place 13 chocolate tokens on this. Each turn, anyone may take a chocolate token and draw an extra card in place of their action. When the chocolate tokens are exhausted, the player with the most chocolate tokens misses their next turn.

Card by Pongo

Moar!

Action

This card duplicates the last action played.

Card by Pongo

Bombing Raid

Action

Choose an opponent. Destroy all the buildings they control.

Card by Pongo

BBB

Bog Cauldron

Thing Terrain

Thing: Destroy one of your living non token things to create a zombie token. Action: Destroy 20 Zombie tokens to win. Action: Destroy 5 Zombie tokens to destory a Thing

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Larry Larry? Where are ya?

Card by Gill Smoke

BB

Sacrificial Table

Thing Terrain

Thing:Destroy one of your living non-token things to create a zombie token.

Card by Gill Smoke

Zombie General

Thing

Action: Destroy any number of zombie tokens. Destroy half that many Things to regain a zombie token for each living thing so destroyed.

Card by Gill Smoke

5B

Truck Farm

Thing

Thing: Gain a Fruit token.
Action:Destroy 2 Fruit tokens you control to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Claw from the Grave

Action

Play the action ability of a Thing card in the discard pile.

Card by Kevan

Lap

Action

If this is the fifth time you've played this card this turn, you win. Otherwise, either return it to your hand or draw a card.

Card by Bucky

Autoresurrection

Action

Play this immediately after you are eliminated. You come back into play.

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Out of the ashes rose new life, life determined for revenge.

Card by Pongo

Time Lord

Thing

Each time anyone attempts to destroy this card, create a Time Lord Regeneration token instead. Time Lord Regeneration tokens do not count as Things or tokens, when those are referred to by other cards. If you control 13 or more Time Lord Regeneration tokens, immediately destroy the tokens and Time Lord.

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Doctor! What's happening to you?

Card by Pongo

Zombification

Thing

While this is in play, you are immune to elimination. Your hand size is reduced by two. This card may only be destroyed with medicine or magic.
Action: Destroy a Thing.

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Graaaagh! Braaaaains...

Card by Pongo

The Meaning of Life

Action

Draw and reveal cards until you reveal a card with the word "win" or "lose" in its text, or until you have drawn and revealed thirty cards. Keep the card with "win" or "lose" in its text, if there was one, and discard the rest.

Card by Kevan

2R

Snipe Hunt

Action

Move target non-token Thing to the top of the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

U1

We're Going Down in Smoke and Flames

Thing

When a Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things in play and all players discard their hands.

Card by Corrigan

CD Player

Thing

When you play this card, put all Actions in your hand facedown in a stack on the table. Whenever you draw an Action card, put it on the pile. When you play Actions, play them from the pile and return them to the pile after; they are not destroyed. The same Action can't be used 2 turns in a row.

Card by Corrigan

Buffet Restaurant

Thing

When this card is played, take the top 6 cards of the draw pile and lay them out face-up on the table. Instead of drawing from the pile at the beginning of their turn, players choose one of the 6 cards. Whenever a card is 'drawn', replenish it with a card from the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

16T

Muscle Memory

Thing

Your hand size is increased by one for each 5 kilograms you can lift with your hands such that they're level with your shoulders.

Card by Zaratustra

5ft

Low Clearance

Action

The lowest player (the one whose tallest point is the lowest) draws three cards.

Card by Zaratustra

4F

The Floor Is Lava

Thing

When a player touches the ground with a body part, they destroy a Thing they control.

Card by Zaratustra

Merging Tesseract

Thing

Play onto any card to make it four-dimensional.

Card by Pongo

Frosting of Sugar

Thing

All Things count as foods.

Card by Pongo

Cassava Root

Thing

Counts as a food when there are no other Things that count as foods in play.

Card by Pongo

Choking Hazard

Action

If a token is in play, destroy a token and destroy a living Thing.

Card by Kevan

Lone Gunman

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, if Lone Gunman is the only Thing you control.

Card by Kevan

The Koh-i-Noor

Thing

Draw five cards when this comes into play. If an opponent gains control of the Koh-i-Noor, they win the game.

Card by Kevan

Jester

Thing

Action: Juggle 3 tennis balls. If you succeed, increase your hand size by the number of seconds for which you juggled without dropping a ball. If you drop a ball on your first juggle, discard 2 cards.

Card by Corrigan

Hand From the Sky

Thing

This card considered to be in play only when one of its Actions is used.
Action: Play a Thing from your hand.
Action: Move a Thing in play to your hand.
Action: Take a card from an opponent's hand (without looking at it) and put it in your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Split the Atom

Action

Destroy a Thing you control and destroy a number of randomly-selected Things equal to the number of letters in its text.

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In your face, Japan!

Card by Corrigan

L10

The Hole In the Sky

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain a Star token and a Line token.

Once per turn, you may play a Thing from your hand by sacrificing a number of Stars equal to four plus the number of words in its title and a number of Lines equal to four plus the number of sentences in its text.

Card by jtwe

Catch Up

Action

Draw a card. If you then have fewer cards in your hand than an opponent, return this card to your hand.

Card by Kevan

1

Mountain

Thing — Terrain

This card's Action Ability can be used once per turn.<br\>Action: Create a Red Energy Token. Player may take an additional Action this turn.

Card by Gill Smoke

1

Leaf

Thing — Energy

Counts as a Green Energy Token.

Card by Gill Smoke

Meh

Apathy

Thing

Disobey any cards you please. Including this one.

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I don't even care enough to finish this ca

Card by Pongo

Resurrection Scroll

Thing

Action: Create a Resurrection token.
Action: Destroy a Resurrection token and summon a previously eliminated player back to the table (with their consent).

Card by Pongo

Welcoming Gifts

Action

This may only be played if there is someone available who is willing to join the game. Everyone must lay their hands on the table, face down. The new player chooses a card from each hand without looking. These cards become the new player's hand. If there are more than the current maximum hand size in existing players, the new player must immediately selectively discard down to five.

Card by Pongo

Skeletal Remains

Action

All players discard down to one card.

Card by gill_smoke

Sanitation Service

Action

Destroy all inanimate tokens.

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Time to take out the trash.

Card by gill_smoke

Obsolete Computer

Thing

Your max hand size is now 4 cards. Takes precedence over all previous hand size modifiers. Hand size returns to 5 when this thing is destroyed.
Action: Create a program Token.

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When I bought it it was worth $3000, now it's just a plugged in paperweight.

Card by gill_smoke

Tofuburger

Thing

A vegan food.

Card by Pongo

Dry Noodles

Thing

Counts as a food if two Ingredient tokens are in play. If an Ingredient token is destroyed, destroy all Ingredient tokens along with Dry Noodles. If Dry Noodles is destroyed, destroy all Ingredient tokens.
Action: Create an Ingredient token.

Card by Pongo

Fedora

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by 1.

Card by Pongo

Zombie

Thing

Counts as a Zombie token

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"More Braaiinnnss".

Card by gill_smoke

Extra Hand

Thing

Owner may take an additional action every turn. All Action abilities may only be played once per turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Church Mouse

Thing

Owner may not take actions except the following.
Action: Give Church Mouse to another player.

Card by gill_smoke

Coonskin Cap

Thing

Card by Pongo

Beanie

Thing

Whee! Propeller!

Card by Pongo

Top Hat

Thing

Those went out of fashion in the early 20th century!

Card by Pongo

S: 4C

Bridge

Thing

Card can only be played if you if you control a body of water, or a blue card in play.
Your Max hand size is now 13.

Card by gill_smoke

Advertising

Thing

<br\><br\><br\><br\><br\>

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Your message here.

Card by gill_smoke

Item

Thing

Card by gill_smoke

Mortarboard

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by two.

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How academic!

Card by Pongo

Panama Hat

Thing

They're actually made in Ecuador.

Card by Pongo

Summon Pink Elephant

Action

Create a hallucination token under another player's control. That player may only play cards that destroy the hallucination token for as long as they control it.

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Are you sure he didn't mess with my drink?

Card by Pongo

Groundhog Day

Action

Remove the draw pile from the game.

Card by Kevan

Take your doll clothes and go home

revenge

May not be played, if forced to discard you may play this instead. Everyone else looses (Take all cards with you).

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Fine, I don't want to play anymore.

Card by gill_smoke

I Win!

Action

When played you win.

Card by gill_smoke

I Loose.

Action

When played you are eliminated.

Card by gill_smoke