4Chan deck

4Chan
Designer	CK
Date	September 7 2007
Players	2 (2+?)
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Play your cards well and get moar lulz than your opponent. A winnar is the first person with OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND lulz!

WARNING: Many of these cards may be offensive in nature for those who take the internet too seriously. The author is not responsible for those who forget that The Internet Is Serious Business. It's all a big, disgusting joke, and nobody is forcing you to play or even read about the deck. If you don't think this is for you, then stop reading now and prevent unnecessary flamage.

MOAR WARNING: In-joke alert. You are not likely to understand many of these cards.

Special Rules

Hand size

Default maximum hand size is 10. Players draw 10 cards at the start and must discard down to 10 at the end of their turn. Hand size may be adjusted as necessary according to the number of players- a good rule of thumb is inverse proportionality (ie. moar players = smaller hand) with a minimum hand size of 4 or 5.

Cards per turn

Players may play up to three cards per turn, two of which may be of the same type. (For example: Prima may play two Actions and a Thing, but not three Actions.)

Passing

A player may choose to not play any cards. Instead, the player may then discard a card of their choice and draw a new one. This pass draw is separate from the start-of-turn draw.

Memes

A player may only ever control one of a given Meme. Lolcats and Mudkipz are the exceptions. MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME.

Meme Actions

All Memes have an associated Action (which additionally may or may not be Instant). These actions may not be used on the same turn the Meme is played, and count towards the number of Actions a player may play on their turn (unless they are Instant).

Instant Actions

Actions marked as "Instant" may be used at any point during the game (though they will usually indicate an appropriate moment) and as such do not count towards the number of cards a player may play during their turn.

Corner values

The value listed in the corner of each card indicates how many copies of that card are included in the deck.

Lulz

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND is a lot of lulz. The game may also be played to a smaller amount of lulz- multiples of 1000 are suggested.

Card List

4

Win

Action - Instant

Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Double the lulz!

2

Epic Win

Action - Instant

Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Triple the lulz!

1

Fucking Epic Win

Action - Instant

Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Quadruple the lulz!

4

Fail

Action - Instant

Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. Half the lulz, fag. Half the remaining lulz are for you

2

Epic Fail

Action - Instant

Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-quarter the lulz, Gaiafag. Half the remaining lulz are for you

1

Fucking Epic Fail

Action - Instant

Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-tenth the lulz, furfag. Half the remaining lulz are for you

4

Lurk Moar

Action

Return target Meme to controlling player's hand. lulz +100

2

Lurk The Fuck Moar

Action

Return two target Memes to controlling player's hand. lulz +150

4

NO U

Action - Instant

Completely reverse opponent's Action. lulz +100

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In actuality what has been posted may be more correctly attributed to the poster rather than myself.

2

A nice tall glass of STFU

Action - Instant

Your opponent may not play that card this turn. lulz +150

4

Mudkipz

Thing - Meme

Action: Discard X cards for +350 lulz, where X is 5 minus the number of Mudkipz in play.

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i herd u liek them :)

2

Bayeux Tapestry

Thing - Meme

Instant Action: +300 lulz if thou canst thinketh of a funny medieval way to wordeth the card being playethed.

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Bosoms or begone with thee.

8

Tits or GTFO

Action

Your opponent must immediately play some pr0n or destroy target Thing. lulz +50

1

Longcat head

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Longcat is looooooooooooooong.

1

Longcat body

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Longcat is looooooooooooooong.

1

Moar Longcat body

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Longcat is looooooooooooooong.

1

Longcat legs

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Longcat is looooooooooooooong.

1

Tacgnol head

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.

1

Tacgnol body

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.

1

Moar Tacgnol body

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.

1

Tacgnol legs

Thing - Meme

Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

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Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.

4

Epic Fail Guy

Thing - Meme

You get an extra +100 lulz for any Fail card played by any player. Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz. You get +D3x100 lulz. Roll separately.

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Hay guys, I'm about to ruin this thread

4

Goatse

Thing - Meme

Action: Your opponent gets -300 lulz and must return target Thing to their hand. Return Goatse to your hand. lulz +50

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Hello.jpg

2

Tubgirl

Thing - Meme

Action: Your opponent gets -600 lulz and must destroy a Thing. Destroy Tubgirl. lulz +25

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OMFG WHAT IS THAT

8

Moar!

Action

Draw two cards.

4

DO NOT WANT

Action

Your opponent may choose: discard a card at random or destroy target Thing. lulz +25

4

Pr0n

Thing

pix pl0x

4

Pr0n

Thing

zomg torrent plz

4

Pr0n

Thing

lol sauce

4

Pr0n

Thing

omg is pic of OP?

2

Nigra Cell

Thing - Meme

Action: Say "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER". Discard X cards. Put X lazer counters on Nigra Cell.

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Caution: Huge Fucking Laser

4

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER

Action

Remove 10 lazer counters from Nigra Cell. Your opponent discards their entire hand and draws a new hand of the same size. Destroy Nigra Cell. lulz +350

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SHOOP DA WHOOP

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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i can has cheezburger?

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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is it can be hugs tiem now plees?

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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hay guise im an indian lol

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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i r seriose kitn. this r seriose thred.

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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I NEED MOAR INTERNETS

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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OMG ceiling cat is watching me masturbate!

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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it are a fact. i know because of my learnings

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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trashcat is not amused.

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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im in ur base, killin ur d00ds

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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HALP

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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rape is imminent

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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this is relevant to my interests.

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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i has a flavor

1

Lolcat

Thing - Meme

lulz +D10x10

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it's a trap!

4

Caturday

Action

Gain +DXx100 lulz, where X is the total number of lolcats in play. Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent gains half the lulz you did.

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Don't you know what day it is? Well? Do you?

4

Post some fucking cats

Action

Your opponent must play a lolcat or destroy a Thing. Your opponent does not get the lulz for the lolcat.

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Caturday, bitches.

4

Pedobear

Thing - Meme

Action: Your opponent flips a coin for each pr0n in play and gets -150 lulz for each tails. You get +50 lulz for each heads. If all are heads, opponent destroys a Thing.

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All your CP are belong to him.

4

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

Action

Play to stop your opponent from playing any cards during the next turn. This does not count as a pass. Your opponent may still use Meme actions. lulz +150

2

In before

Action - Instant

Play against anything that would cause either player's lulz to change. You gain any lulz your opponent would have gained; your opponent loses any lulz you would have lost.

4

Milhouse

Thing - Not a Meme

Play under your opponent's control. Your opponent gets -200 lulz while in control of Milhouse.

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Milhouse is not a meme.

4

Become an hero

Action

Your opponent must destroy a Thing. lulz +100

2

Rule 34

Thing - Meme

Instant Action: Your opponent must play some pr0n at the same time as another card, or else destroy a Thing. Gain +100 lulz if a Thing is destroyed in this way.

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No exceptions.

2

I divided by zero

Thing - Meme

Action: Your opponent must discard half their hand at random. Destroy I divided by zero. lulz +250

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OSHII--

4

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA

Thing - Meme

Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz for every 300 lulz of yours. You lose 300 lulz.

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TONIGHT... WE DINE IN HELL

2

Fifty Hitler Post

Action

Your opponent gets -100 lulz. You get +100 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.

2

Fifty Hitler Post

Action

Your opponent gets -200 lulz. You get +200 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.

2

Fifty Hitler Post

Action

Your opponent gets -300 lulz. You get +300 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.

1

Fifty Hitler Post

Action

Your opponent gets -400 lulz. You get +400 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.

1

Fifty Hitler Post

Action

Your opponent gets -500 lulz. You get +500 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.

2

Suisuiseki

Thing - Meme

Action: Discard X cards to add X desu counters to Suisuiseki, where X <= 5. At any time, remove all desu counters on Suisuiseki to gain +100 lulz for each.

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Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

4

Buy A Dog

Thing - Meme

Instant Action: When your opponent would by any means negatively affect your lulz or lulz gains, destroy Buy A Dog to cancel that action and stop them from playing any more cards this turn.

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Guaranteed to protect you from hackers on steroids and internets hate machines.

Card by Jtwe

2

I did it for teh lulz

Action

You may play any number of cards this turn. At the end of the turn, if your hand is empty, gain +100 lulz for each card you played this turn; otherwise, discard your hand.

Card by Jtwe

2

Newfag

Action

Flip a coin: on heads, you get +D6x100 lulz for each Meme you control. On tails, your opponent gets -D6x100 lulz for each Meme they control.

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The cancer that is killing /b/

Important notes about use with DvorakMUSH

The full deck contains 159 cards. As this is very close to the Engine's 164-card limit, it is imperative that no further cards be added. The deck is locked, but the warning bears re-stating anyway.

An alternative MUSHcode .txt file is here, with duplicate lines for the appropriate cards. It is advisable to copy-paste the file in smaller chunks, as 159 loadcard operations is a lot for any engine to process.