Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1701-1800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 1701-1800
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Time Bubble Cannon

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing and skip your next two turns.

#1701

Card by Zt

Tower of Babylon

Thing

Seperate all things into play into X groups, where X is the number of players. All groups must contain the same amount of things, or as close as possible. Then, give each player a group. That is their new feild. All player's things and actions do not affect cards besides their own while this card is in play.

#1702

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Tower of Babyloon

Thing

All things in play are considered Loony Babies. Loony Babies things may not affect other things with their effects besides themself.

#1703

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Tower of Baaabylon

Thing

All things in play are now sheep.
Action: Discard a sheep of yours, draw a card.

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Yum!

#1704

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

All The Little Things I Own

Thing

Play with your hand revealed. All things in your hand are considered to be in your hand AND in play. (They can be discarded and destroyed. They count towards hand size limit.)

#1705

Card by Zt

Poltergeist

Thing

Action: Choose two physically tangible, inanimate things controlled by two different players. They swap controller.

#1706

Card by Zt

The Spanish Inquisition

Action

Play this during your opponent's turn, shout: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!", take a living non-token thing in play and burn it. (If you don't have a lighter, ask your neighbour.)

#1707

Card by Zt

Mnemonic Device

Thing

As long as this card is in play, each time a player plays a card, he must say one word that rhymes with either the first or last word in the title of the card.

#1708

Card by Gimlear

Elton John Stole My Wallet

Action

Before playing this, say "Action" or "Thing". Target player discards all actions or things then. (Depending on what you said.)

#1709

Card by Zt

Paper Dragon

Thing

Action: Eliminate an opponent with no cards in her hand.

#1710

Card by Zt

By The Same Token

Thing

Whenever one of your tokens is destroyed, destroy an opponent's token.

#1711

Card by Zt

8G

Do-it-yourself kit

Thing

Action: You may play an extra Thing this turn.

#1712

Card by Bucky

9G

Mind games.

Thing

Action: Target opponent selects a card from their hand. Then, you name a card. Your opponent reveals the card they selected; if it's the one you named, move it to your hand.

#1713

Card by Bucky

Chu-Chu

Thing

#1714

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Minna-hikkoshi!

Action

Exchange hands with another player.

#1715

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Speed Up!

Action

Draw three cards.

#1716

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Speed Down!

Action

Target player discards a random card.

#1717

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

This Card Won't Let You Win

Thing

If you can read or pronounce this without accent, you are propably an English native speaker.

#1718

Card by Zt

You Will Never Dance Alone

Thing

Whenever you put tokens into play with another card, this card generates the same amount of tokens with the same type and name.

#1719

Card by Zt

Fat Old Pervert

Thing

All opponents play with their hands revealed.

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Mrs. Johnson started to realise that her neighbour's interest in astronomy was nothing but a cheap pretext.

#1720

Card by Zt

1H

Easter Egg

Thing

When you play Easter Egg, gain a Candy token.

#1721

Card by Bucky

2H

10-Ton Weight

Thing

When you play 10-Ton Weight, you may destroy a Thing.

#1722

Card by Bucky

3H

Fun with Tokens

Thing

When you play this, choose a Thing from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive. All Tokens are copies of that Thing while Fun with Tokens remains in play.

#1723

Card by Bucky

Porn Movie Factory

Thing

Whenever a female thing is in play, destroy this.
Action: Gain 2 money tokens.

#1724

Card by Zt

Michael Jackson Kidnapped My Monkey

Action

Gain control of a living thing in play or search an opponent's hand for a living thing card and take it in your hand if he/she has one.

#1725

Card by Zt

Empire of Fast Food

Thing

Action: Destroy this.
Action: Destroy a money-related thing you control to gain a fast food token.
Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to become fat.
As long as you are fat, opponents can't target you or your things in any way and you cannot draw cards. When this leaves play, you stop being fat.

#1726

Card by Zt

Russian Roulette

Action

Every player starting on your left rolls a die, anybody who rolls a one is eliminated. if everybody is eliminated the on who played this is the winner

#1727

Card by gill_smoke

D-1

Last days

Action

Remove all things in the discard pile from play. Create a zombie token for each Thing removed this way.

#1728

Card by gill_smoke

2sDay

Mardi Gras

Action

Remove all action cards in the discard pile from play. Create a bead token for each Action removed this way.

#1729

Card by gill_smoke

4H

Crate

Thing

You may play up to three extra things the turn you play this.

#1730

Card by Bucky

5H

Spring

Thing

When you play this, return a non-token Thing you control to your hand.

#1731

Card by Bucky

6H

Gift Bag

Thing

When you play this, draw two cards.

#1732

Card by Bucky

Birthday Demand

Action

Each of your opponents must either give you control of a Thing they control, give you a Thing card from their hand, or lose the game.

#1733

Card by Kevan

Reverse Engineering

Action

Play in response to an Action ability - this card's text becomes a copy of the Action ability's text.

#1734

Card by Kevan

Tetris Attack

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, if its owner controls four or more Things, they must destroy four Things they control.

#1735

Card by Kevan

Necromancer

Thing

Comes into play with 5 zombie tokens
Action: Gain control of target undead.
Action: Create zombie token.

#1736

Card by gill_smoke

U1

Unicorn

Thing

As long as you control Unicorn you may not control any undead, if you do destroy Unicorn. Action: play a living thing from your hand

#1737

Card by gill_smoke

Z1

Ancient Zombie

Thing

If targeted by an opponents Action flip a coin if heads it fails.
Action: destroy target living thing.

#1738

Card by gill_smoke

Math Teacher

Thing

When this comes into play, choose two numbers. The first number is replaced with the second number on all cards (also cards not in play). This effect ends as soon as this card leaves play.

#1739

Card by Zt

Playing God

Action

Create a new card with title and text of your choice. Put it at the bottom of the draw pile.

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Yes, it can be related to winning.

#1740

Card by Zt

7H

Spike

Thing

Play into an opponent's control. That opponent discards a card at random.

#1741

Card by Bucky

8H

Grappling hook

Thing

When you play this, gain control of target physical Thing.

#1742

Card by Bucky

9H

Memory

Thing

When you play this, play an Action from the discard pile, then shuffle that Action into the deck.

#1743

Card by Bucky

Ghast

Thing

if you have any undead in play this card comes into play with 3 ghoul tokens.

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"What's the difference between a ghoul and a zombie? Ghouls are harder to kill" -Van Helsing

#1744

Card by gill_smoke

G3

Ghoul

Thing

if you have any undead in play it comes into play with 3 zombie tokens

#1745

Card by gill_smoke

Z3

Zombie Knight

Thing

Comes into play with three armor tokens. Whenever zombie knight would be destroyed remove an armor token first, when there are no more destroy Zombie Knight. Action ability may only be played if there is another undead in play.
Action: Destroy target living thing.

#1746

Card by gill_smoke

Skyrr's Blowback

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, then destroy all Things you control apart from this one.

#1747

Card by Kevan

Cutpurse

Thing

Action: Gain control of a token.

#1748

Card by Kevan

Illuminati Freemason Bolshevik Reptilian Telepathic Extraterrestrial 911 World Conspiracy

Thing

Nobody may look at your hand or take cards from it.
Opponents' things are controlled by their usual controller and by you.

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They control EVERYTHING.

#1749

Card by Zt

Snoop Doggy Dogg Insulted Me

Reaction

Play this in response to an action. Replace the words "target player", "target thing", "a player" and "a thing" in the action's text with "your mother".

#1750

Card by Zt

Tsunami

Action

Destroy all things in play except things that can be considered to fly.

#1751

Card by Zt

Negitive energy plane

Thing Universe

When this comes into play Replace all living things with a Zombie token.
Every undead adds the folowing text "Action: destroy target living thing."

#1752

Card by gill_smoke

Positive energy plane

Thing Universe

When this comes into play Destroy all undead.
All living things add the following text"Action destroy target undead."

#1753

Card by gill_smoke

Hell

Thing Universe

While in play All players must discard a card or destroy a thing they control to play an action ablity.

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"Those things are meant to be temporary, Only suffering lasts forever" -Asmodous

#1754

Card by gill_smoke

Weirdo Universe

Thing Universe

As long as this is in play, all other Things in play have the following text replaced:
replace: -> with:
living thing -> non-living thing
random -> target
win/s -> lose/s

#1755

Card by Zt

9G

Gravity Cannon

Thing

Action and Thing: Eliminate target opponent. Every player may use this ability.

#1756

Card by Zt

Rickroll

Thing

Play in response to an Action ability. That Action ability is cancelled, and the Thing it belongs to is destroyed and replaced by this card.

#1757

Card by Kevan

Nerd!

Nerd Parliament

Thing

Action Abilities cannot destroy other things you control.

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No and no!

#1758

Card by Zt

The Ghosts Will Deceive Their Master

Thing

Immediately before this comes into play, destroy a thing.
As long as this is in play, you cannot destroy things except this one.

#1759

Card by Zt

1GG

Lord of the Forest

Thing

Whenever a non-token thing is destroyed, you may draw a card.

#1760

Card by Zt

NecroTech Dart Gun

Thing

Action: Create three dart tokens on this card.
Action: Destroy any number of dart tokens on this card to replace an equivalent number of zombies with human tokens.

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Enough is enough, Gill.

#1761

Card by Pongo

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Thing

For every action each player performs and thing they play, destroy a thing belonging to you. You may only destroy this card with this card when you are unable to destroy any more things with this card.

#1762

Card by Pongo

Sneaky Planting

Action

Place a thing in your hand under the control of another player.

#1763

Card by Pongo

All-Purpose Repair Kit

Thing

If one of your Things is destroyed, you may choose to destroy this in its place. The saved Thing must be a physical object and not a creature.

#1764

Card by Tweed Cap

Mario World

Thing Universe

Any player may use this card's action ability. While this card is in play, anytime you would be eliminated turn in an extra life token instead.
Action: Exchange 100 money tokens for an extra life token.

#1765

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Processing Plant

Thing - Terrain

Action Destroy any number of undead create a black energy token for each zombie destroyed in this way.

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"Black is the new green"

#1766

Card by gill_smoke

Think Tank

Action

Each Zombie token in play may be exchanged for a money token as the owner of the token desires. If there no zombies in play you get three brain tokens.

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"Black is the new green"

#1767

Card by gill_smoke

Robert Mugabe

Thing

Every vote you cast counts one million times.

#1768

Card by Pongo

Technopoly

Thing

When this comes into play, give each player a Robot token. Action: Create a number of tokens of any type, equal to the number of Robot tokens you control. Any player may perform this action.

#1769

Card by Kevan

Pea Shooter

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing you control, to force a chosen opponent to choose and destroy a Thing they control.

#1770

Card by Kevan

Morphic Resonance

Action

Choose a player; they select two Things they control. Pick one at random and replace the other with a copy of it.

#1771

Card by Kevan

S

Soullessness

Thing

When Soullessness comes into play, choose a player for it to affect. As long as Soullessness is in play, the affected player is immune from card-created win conditions and lose conditions. He can still win if everyone else loses or lose if someone else wins.

#1772

Card by Tweed Cap

Overrun

Action

Pick an opponent. If you have ten more non-token Things than that opponent has Things, then that opponent is eliminated.

#1773

Card by Kevan

Rapid Fire

Action

You may play three more Actions this turn, provided that they are all Action abilities.

#1774

Card by Kevan

M

Malachite Obelisk

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the player may play two Actions this turn instead of one, but cannot play a Thing. If it comes up tails, the player may play two Things this turn instead of one, but cannot play an Action.

#1775

Card by Tweed Cap

Pocket Universe

Thing

Cards you control or have in your hand can't affect or be affected by cards not controlled or held by you.

#1776

Card by Zaratustra

Squash Court

Thing

When this card is put in the discard pile, whoever controlled it last may destroy a Thing. That Thing's owner discards a card.

#1777

Card by Zaratustra

Rush

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws a card and immediately plays it. If it cannot be played, it is discarded.

#1778

Card by Zaratustra

Energy Vortex

Action

Remove all energy tokens

#1779

Card by gill_smoke

Recession

Action

Remove all money tokens

#1780

Card by gill_smoke

Mafia run casino

Thing

May be played on another player.
Controller can no longer discard any cards if Owner's hand contains Owner's hand size number of cards Owner can no longer draw.

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"The house stands"
"You can't do that"
"I said, the house stands"

#1781

Card by gill_smoke

1I

Gold mine

Thing

Action: gain a Money token or three Slag tokans.

#1782

Card by Bucky

2I

French Riot

Thing

Action: destroy a French thing you control. Target player discards a card.

#1783

Card by Bucky

3I

Wand of Death

Thing

Action: Replace target living or undead Thing with a Corpse token.

#1784

Card by Bucky

D

Drunken Bartering

Action

An opponent of your choice gives you his whole hand, then draws as many cards as he gave you, at random, from your hand.

#1785

Card by Tweed Cap

G

Gumball Machine

Thing

After drawing but before playing any cards on a turn, any player may draw a card; he shows this card to the other players and must play it immediately if possible. Playing the drawn card does count as one of his card plays for the turn.

#1786

Card by Tweed Cap

K

Kleptomania

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, it comes into play under your control. Each time this happens, you gain a theft token and a d6 is rolled. If the die roll is less than or equal to the number of theft tokens you have, destroy this card.
Thing: Destroy a theft token.

#1787

Card by Tweed Cap

Big Dumb Object

Thing

Big Dumb Object cannot be destroyed by any card. This overrides all other cards. You cannot lose the game or be eliminated while you control Big Dumb Object. While you control Big Dumb Object, you cannot draw cards, play cards, or use Action abilities.

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"I am overcome with wonder!"

#1788

Card by Corrigan

Chekhov's Gun

Thing

This card's Action ability cannot be used until it has been in play for 3 turns or more. Until this card's Action ability is used, no players other than you may see what it is.
Action: Eliminate target player. Put all Things under their control under your control. Then destroy this card.

#1789

Card by Corrigan

The Pointless Game

Thing

As long as this is in play, whenever anyone plays a Thing with a color in its title, any other player may say "Beetle <color>" (if the color is not "red") or "Beaver Cleaver" (if the color is "red"); the first to do this gains 1 Pointless token and destroys the Thing. If any player ever has at least 10 Pointless tokens, the player with the most Pointless tokens wins the game.

#1790

Card by Gimlear

Beetle Red

Thing

Beaver Cleaver!

#1791

Card by Gimlear

Communist Government

Thing

As long as this card is in play, all things are controlled by everyone. If one person wins, everyone wins. If you create a card, any other player who votes against must discard his hand; if he does not have any cards in his hand, he is immediately eliminated. If you create a card and every other player votes to accept it, destroy this card.

#1792

Card by Gimlear

Sniper Rifle

Thing

Once per turn (including opponents' turns), you may discard a card to destroy a Thing.

#1793

Card by Kevan

Decommissioning

Thing

Action abilities cannot be played.

#1794

Card by Kevan

Tight Bomb Pattern

Action

Destroy a Thing, then destroy three other Things chosen at random.

#1795

Card by Kevan

P

P-Switch

Action

Until the end of your next turn, all tokens are treated as actual cards and all non-token Things are treated as tokens.

#1796

Card by Tweed Cap

Gunpowder Factory

Thing

Whenever a thing other than this card is destroyed, destroy all things.
Action: Gain 10 money tokens.

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Kerblamm!

#1797

Card by Zt

Lord of Paradox

Thing

Whenever cards' effects contradict each other, choose one of those cards, cancel its text and draw a card.

#1798

Card by Zt

Cybercity

Thing

If you control a thing that requires a certain amount of tokens to win/eliminate opponents, destroy it before it has any effect.
Action: Generate a token of any type and name.

#1799

Card by Zt

MS-13

Gangs on the military

Thing

Owner of this card chooses the valid target of all destroy effects.

#1800

Card by gill_smoke