Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3101-3200

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 3101-3200
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Game of Life

Thing

If a player controls less than two or more than three tokens, they must destroy all tokens they control. Action: If you control two tokens, put a token of any type into play. Any player may play this ability.

#3101

Card by Kevan

Forced Hand

Thing

Whenever you would discard an Action card, you may play it instead. It doesn't count towards your Action limit.

#3102

Card by Kevan

"Odd. That Wasn't Supposed To Happen."

Action

Play in response to a player winning the game. Negate the card that caused them to win and put it into your hand.

#3103

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hydra Emblem

Thing

Whenever a token you control is destroyed, replace with two of the same tokens.

#3104

Card by ChippyYYZ

This Is Madness!

Thing

Whenever a player would discard a card, they may play it instead.

---

This is a reference to something other than Sparta.

#3105

Card by ChippyYYZ

Slow Zombies

Thing

Action: A chosen opponent chooses a Thing they control. Destroy it.

#3106

Card by Kevan

House of Cards

Thing

You may skip drawing a card to put a Card token into play. Action: Destroy any number of Card tokens you control, to draw an equal number of cards.

#3107

Card by Kevan

Revolving Fireplace

Action

Set aside all non-token Things you control. Play every card from your hand, in any order. Put all the cards you set aside into your hand.

#3108

Card by Kevan

Vile Aggressor

Thing

Vile Aggressor must perform action every turn or be destroyed, When this is destroyed, destroy another thing.
Action: destroy target thing

#3109

Card by gill_smoke

C6

Drink Combo

Thing (rule)

All living things must flip a coin before performing action abilities, if tail make a puke token instead of performing action.

---

"There's a six drink minimum here."

#3110

Card by gill_smoke

C4

Combo punch

Action

Take control of target thing and two tokens, if available, from the same opponent.

---

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt."

#3111

Card by gill_smoke

Dominance Display

Thing

At the start of their turn, if a player has more than one living Thing, they must destroy a living Thing they control.

#3112

Card by Kevan

OOH

Overpowered and Out of Here

Thing

Any Thing in play before this comes into play, and any card played after this is in play, containing two of the words win, lose, remove, text, destroy, eliminate, all or every is cancelled. If an Action, it has no effect. If a Thing, its ruletext is blanked. For each cancellation, you must erase a boldface word from this card that appeared on the cancelled card.

#3113

Card by Goldenboots

Mate in Three

Thing

Any player claiming to win the game must demonstrate that the card(s) and/or Token(s) that allow him/her to win had been in play for at least three of the player's turns.
Action: win the game.

---

But not right now.

#3114

Card by Goldenboots

2+

Teamwork wins!

Thing

Any player claiming to win the game must demonstrate that TWO OR MORE cards or Tokens were required for his/her win - that is, the player would not have won without all of these items.
Action: win the game.

---

Not really.

#3115

Card by Goldenboots

Trailing Extension Lead

Thing

Whenever an opponent invokes a Thing's Action ability, you may use the Action ability of any Thing you control, immediately afterwards.

#3116

Card by Kevan

Powder Keg

Thing

Action: Destroy this card; draw four cards and play all of the Actions you draw.

#3117

Card by Binarius

Don't Stop The Music

Thing

Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. At the beginning of every player's turn, activate an Action ability of a Thing you control that you have not activated since the beginning of your last turn. Action: Ignore target Thing's first sentence until the beginning of your next turn.

#3118

Card by Binarius

Processing...

Action

Discard any number of cards and draw an equal number of cards.

#3119

Card by Binarius

G5

Gamma irradiated

Thing

Attach to an animate thing. gains the following rules text 'after using an action ability This card must use "Action: destroy a thing." before using another action.'

#3120

Card by gill_smoke

It's all positive

Action

Everybody reveals thier cards and removes from the game any cards with destroy effects and any cards with a semanticly negative word. (except, without, no, not, -n't)

---

"Buy Jolt Cola"

#3121

Card by gill_smoke

How many tokens would it take?

Action

Everybody counts thier tokens the one with the most gets posession of the rest.

#3122

Card by gill_smoke

Looping Twine

Thing

If you would discard this card, keep it and an opponent must discard a card instead.

#3123

Card by Kevan

Martian Tripod

Thing

If an Action card is played, destroy Martian Tripod. Action: Destroy a Thing.

#3124

Card by Kevan

Reverse the Polarity

Thing

Whenever a Thing (other than this one) would be destroyed, a copy is created instead, and put into play under the control of the original Thing's controller.

#3125

Card by Kevan

Aristotle

Thing

Action: Destroy target abstract concept.

---

"Perché questo ti incuteva tanto spavento?" "Perché era del Filosofo. Ogni libro di quell'uomo ha distrutto una parte della sapienza che la cristianità aveva accumulato lungo i secoli." - Eco, Il nome della rosa.

#3126

Card by Zt

Thomas Hobbes

Thing

War! Whenever a player destroys a Thing, he gains a homo homini lupus token. If somebody controls 4 or more homo homini lupus tokens, he wins the game. All players may agree to replace this card with a textless card called: "Leviathan".

---

"For by Art is created that great Leviathan..."

#3127

Card by Zt

Immanuel Kant

Thing

You may negate any Actions that are longer than two sentences.

---

"That's not logical" - Immanuel Kan... wait... That's a Mr. Spock line, you pseudo-intellectual!

#3128

Card by Zt

Method of Descartes

Action

Doubt the existence of all non-deity Things. For each such, owner rolls a d6. The Thing is destroyed on a 1.

---

I think pink, therefore I am pink.

#3129

Card by Goldenboots

4X

University of Woolloomooloo Philosophy Department

Action

Change the name of a Thing to "Bruce"

---

Do you mind if we call you Bruce, Bruce?

#3130

Card by Goldenboots

Categorical Imperative

Thing

Any Actions you play affect all players equally. So if one player is targetted, all players are targetted. If one Thing is targetted, one Thing belonging to every player is targetted.
Reaction: When another player plays an Action or uses an Action ability that affects him/herself, you may apply the same Action/ability to yourself.

---

The name "Immanuel Kant" was taken.

#3131

Card by Goldenboots

Hobbe

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, if you control three or more Hobbe tokens. Action: Replace a token with a Hobbe token and gain control of it.

#3132

Card by Kevan

Plato

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy all Things other than this.

---

"The safest general characterization of the European philosophical tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Plato." - Whitehead
"You are all nothing but footnotes to me, suckers!" - Plato Himself

#3133

Card by Zt

Diogenes

Thing

You may insult all other players, but if somebody insults you, he is eliminated.

---

"This card takes philosophical Dvorak to a completely new dimension."

#3134

Card by Zt

John Locke

Thing

When John Locke comes into play, he gains the Action and Thing abilities of target thing.

---

"He just plagiarized anyway." - Some mean-hearted professor.

#3135

Card by Zt

Political Fallout

Action

Play in response to an action ability, take control triggering thing.

#3136

Card by gill_smoke

Bipartisan Pollitics

Action Reaction

Play in response to an action ability, Destroy one of your things and the thing that triggered this card.

#3137

Card by gill_smoke

Afternnon Nap

Thing (equipment)

Attach to a living thing it can't take actions other than Action: destroy a money token to destroy this card.

#3138

Card by gill_smoke

Token Clock

Thing

When this comes into play, put eight Sand tokens into play. If no tokens of any type are in play, you win the game. Action: Destroy a token.

#3139

Card by Kevan

Scarcity

Action

For each type of token in play, destroy all but one token of that type.

#3140

Card by Kevan

Superdollar Printing Press

Thing

Action: Choose a token in play, and create two copies of it under your control.

#3141

Card by Kevan

Socrates

Thing

Everybody has to talk a lot, but if somebody writes down anything, he is eliminated.
Action: Search the draw pile for a philosopher or a card that contains the word "philosophy" and put it in your hand.

#3142

Card by Zt

Niccolò Machiavelli

Thing

The player with most things in play is "Il Principe". Only "Il Principe" may play Actions from his hand. (Action abilities are exempt from this rule.)

---

"Dal momento che l'amore e la paura possono difficilmente coesistere, se dobbiamo scegliere fra uno dei due, è molto più sicuro essere temuti che amati." - Machiavelli

#3143

Card by Zt

Friedrich Nietzsche

Thing

You are the Übermensch and cannot be eliminated.
Action: Destroy target god.

---

"God is dead" - Nietzsche

#3144

Card by Zt

Bruce

Thing

While this card is in play, the title of all non-token Things in play is 'Bruce', and all tokens are Bruce tokens instead of their normal type. Action: Put a Bruce token into play.

#3145

Card by Kevan

J-P Sartre

Thing-Philosopher

Being IS nothingness. Next player eliminated wins the game.

---

But it's meaningless.

#3146

Card by Goldenboots

Leibniz

Thing-Philosopher

Everything is for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds.
Action Lisbon earthquake: all living things with action abilities lose them.
Action Search the draw pile for a card which would eliminate a player and shuffle it into the top five cards of the draw pile.

---

Pessimists also believe this is the best of all possible worlds.

#3147

Card by Goldenboots

I'll Come In Again

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand, then play it again immediately.

#3148

Card by Action

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Thing

Whenever a player would play a card, they must name a card of the same type (Thing or Action) from those in the discard pile. The played card becomes a copy of the named card. (If there is no such card in the discard pile, the card is played unchanged.)

---

The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.

#3149

Card by Kevan

Token Garbage Collection

Action

All tokens whose name/type are not mentioned on current Things in play are (at your option on a case-by-case basis) either destroyed or converted into tokens named Token.

---

Who can keep track of this garbage?

#3150

Card by Goldenboots

ALL? Not me!

Thing-Equipment

Equip this onto a Thing. Equipped Thing can only be destroyed or altered by an effect for which it is the only targetted Thing. Control of this card goes to the player destroying the equipped Thing.

---

Kevan says I don't have to.

#3151

Card by Goldenboots

John Stuart Mill

Thing-Philosopher

If the total number of Tokens ever decreases, the Action below automatically triggers (under your control).
Action: Add 5 Utilitarian Tokens to the game and redistribute the ownership of Tokens as ordered by you, but so that nobody's total number of Tokens goes down.

---

Greatest good of the greatest number.

#3152

Card by Goldenboots

Literature - A Disstory

Action

Who is the most overrated author ever? Everybody writes down a name secretly. If 2 players chose the same name, both win. If sb. wrote down one of the names below, she gains an irreverence token and draws a card. Hemingway, Twain, Melville, Updike, Sartre, Saramago, Camus, Dostoyevskij, Tolstoy, Roth, Kafka, Goethe, Schiller, Mann, Kundera, the guy who wrote the bible, Cervantes, Dante, Calvino, Shakespeare, Homer.

#3153

Card by Zt

Time Machine

Thing

Action: Take a card from the discard pile into your hand. Gain a time token.
Action: If you control ten time tokens, destroy this card: travel back into time and prevent opponent's birth: target opponent is eliminated.

#3154

Card by Zt

Dannyboy, Hacker Legend

Thing

Whenever an Action ability is used, you may change the Action ability's target.

---

"He sees numbers, where you see only random letters, doors, where you see only walls, meaning, where you see only bits and bytes."

#3155

Card by Zt

Elaborate Insurance Policy

Thing

If a Thing (other than this one) is destroyed when it isn't your turn, you win the game.

#3156

Card by Kevan

666

The Beast

Thing

Not living. Cannot be destroyed by Action abilities.
Action: Destroy one third of all living Things. (Rounded up. You decide which Things exactly.)
Action: If there are no living Things in play, put a trumpet token into play.
Action: Destroy seven trumpet tokens you control and eliminate all other players.

#3157

Card by Zt

Paper Wars

Action

Destroy n things you control. Target player has to discard n/10 (rounded down) cards. If he cannot, he is eliminated.

#3158

Card by Zt

Andrew's Lucky Talisman

Thing

Whenever dice are rolled you may add one or detract one from the result. Whenever a coin is flipped, you decide the outcome. Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may roll a die. On a one, you get the card instead.

#3159

Card by Zt

Out of Ammo

Thing

An Action ability cannot be played if it would destroy a Thing or eliminate a player.

#3160

Card by Kevan

Lost in Research

Action

Draw five cards. An opponent of your choice may destroy up to three Things you control.

#3161

Card by Kevan

Apple Tree

Thing

Action: Every player draws a card.

#3162

Card by Kevan

Sounds better when you say it

Action Reaction

play in reaction to an action card. You act as though you played the target card.

#3163

Card by gill_smoke

Epic fail

Action

When you play this, eliminate yourself and another player.

#3164

Card by gill_smoke

Draft Proposal

Action Reaction

Play in response to a thing being played. put it in your hand. change its type to draft, it is unplayable from you hand.

---

Now why would you go and do that for? -Bub

#3165

Card by gill_smoke

Beer Machine

Thing

Instead of discarding a random card you may destroy a random Thing you control.
Action: Everybody gets drunk and discards a random card.
Action: Gain a money token.

---

"What do you mean ya don't drink? Are you funny in the head or something?" - Bub

#3166

Card by Zt

Gayness

Thing

Everybody has to smile. If a player doesn't smile, he is eliminated. Instead of destroying a Thing you may draw a card.

---

"I love your pink new hat!" - Bub
"Err... are you sure Bub said THAT?!" - Gill Smoke

#3167

Card by Zt

Annoying Pseudo-Pop-Science Rambling Guy

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, destroy this card instead and quote Murphy's law.

#3168

Card by Zt

Splintering Crevasse

Action

Toss a coin for each Thing in play. For each coin that comes up tails, destroy that Thing.

#3169

Card by Kevan

Spiked Treadmill

Thing

Play only if each player has three or fewer cards in their hand. If a player ever has five cards in their hand, they are eliminated.

#3170

Card by Kevan

Prometheus

Thing

Whenever anyone plays an Action card, they must return it to their hand instead of putting it in the discard pile.

#3171

Card by Kevan

6W

Prestidigitation

Action

Swap target card with a Thing in the discard pile.

---

The card can be anywhere - in play, in someone's hand, already in the discard pile...

#3172

Card by Bucky

I read Ulysses by James Joyce and you didn't!

Action

Gain 2 intellectual tokens and 1 token of your choice.

#3173

Card by Zt

In Soviet Russia Card Plays You!

Reaction

Play in response to an Action. The Action's text is changed till end of turn. All instances of "the" and "a" in the Action's text are removed. Each subject in the sentence becomes an object, each object becomes "you". Dots become exclamation marks.

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- "Eliminate target opponent." -> "Target opponent eliminate you!"

#3174

Card by Zt

Let's do it again!

Thing

All "at the beginning of your turn" effects on Things are performed twice at the beginning of the respective player's turn.

#3175

Card by Zt

Redistrubite the Wealth

Action

Collect all tokens sorted by type redistribute them fairly to all players destroying the remainder

---

"Yeah like that's going to work" -Bub

#3176

Card by gill_smoke

W2

Broken Watch

Thing

Playable on another, owner may only take actions every other turn.

---

"It five o'clock somewhere." -Bub

#3177

Card by gill_smoke

B1

Borg Collective

Thing

When a card is assimilated Borg Collective may add the action or thing ability to their rules text. All of your things must be assimilated to the Borg Collective before you can assimilate other player's things. Action: Assimilate thing. (Destroy)

---

"Resistance is futile"

#3178

Card by gill_smoke

Overlord Necromancer

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. When this comes into play, target opponent gains control of all other Things you control. Your hand size is reduced by three. You may play cards from the discard pile as though they were in your hand.

#3179

Card by Zt

Robin Hood

Thing

Action: Target opponent reveals his hand. Choose a card from the opponent's hand and give it to a player other than you.
Action: Destroy target human.

---

"Who's that queer in tights?" - Last words of a Nottingham guard.

#3180

Card by Zt

I Kill Little Innocent Pandas

Thing

You are so evil that you laugh evilly at the beginning of your turn. If you forget to laugh you are eliminated.
Action or Thing: Discard a card, destroy target living Thing.

#3181

Card by Zt

The House Of The Rising Sun

Thing

No player may both draw and play a card in the same turn. Any player with no cards in their hand is eliminated.

#3182

Card by Binarius

Granny, Does Your Dog Bite?

Action

View target player's hand.

#3183

Card by Binarius

Evil Hiss

Action

Each opponent discards a random card.

---

Adapted from The Devil Went Down to Georgia deck

#3184

Card by Binarius

Grandmother's Footsteps

Thing

Cards may not be played. Action: Return this to your hand.

#3185

Card by Kevan

Parkour Run

Action

Draw a card for every physical, non-living Thing which is taller than ten feet.

#3186

Card by Kevan

Precarious Shelf Space

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy a Thing at random.

#3187

Card by Kevan

Useless What-dya-ma-call-it?!?

Thing

When you play this card, it is put into an opponents hand of your choice. If it is put into your hand through this effect, you must play it next turn. On the 9th turn that "Useless What-dya-ma-call-it?!?" is played, the player who played it loses the game

#3188

Card by Jgr_94

Idiot

Thing

Whenever a card is played, whenever an effect triggers, whenever a player draws or discards a card, you must say 'DUHH!'. If you forget, this card is sacrificed. If this card stays in play for 10 turns, you win the game.

#3189

Card by Jgr_94

Parthogenesis

Action

For each token in play, put another token into play of that type, under the controller of the original token.

#3190

Card by Kevan

Poltergeist

Thing

Action: Pick a Thing with an Action ability. Its ability activates once, with any decisions required by it being taken randomly.

#3191

Card by Kevan

WP

Token Exclusion Principle

Action

Every player with duplicate identical tokens destroys duplicates until only one of each type remains (per player).

#3192

Card by Goldenboots

+1/2

Cornervalue Exclusion Principle

Thing

No two Things belonging to a player may have the same cornervalue (null cornervalues included). If any player has Things with matching cornervalues, that player must destroy all but a randomly chosen one (but indestructible Things have preference) . While trying to play a Thing with a duplicate cornervalue, toss a coin to see which Thing is kept..

#3193

Card by Goldenboots

1

Feudalism

Thing

Cards with a number in their cornervalue (ignore letters, etc) are Noble. Other cards or Common. No Common card may destroy, alter, or overrule any Noble card. No Noble card may destroy, alter, or overrule a Noble card with a higher number.
Action Enoble: Give the corner number of this card to another card.
Action Promotion: Double the corner number of a card.

#3194

Card by Goldenboots

Golem

Thing

Action: Discard a card with the word 'destroy' on it to destroy two Things.

#3195

Card by Kevan

Emergency Preparedness

Action

Starting with your opponent, each player plays all the cards in their hand, in an order of their choosing. At the end of the turn, return all the played cards to their respective players' hands.

#3196

Card by Kevan

Hummingbird

Thing

If Hummingbird would be destroyed, return it to your hand instead.

#3197

Card by Kevan

Bottled Lightning

Thing

You may capture one Action card and place it under Bottled Lightning as soon as it is played; its effects occur at the beginning of every one of your turns.

#3198

Card by Binarius

The Feel-Good Hit Of The Summer

Thing

Gain three Money tokens when you play this card. Gain a Money token and draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.

#3199

Card by Binarius

Epithet

Thing

When you play this card, change its title to a noun phrase beginning with the word "The". Any player who refers to you by any other noun phrase, or by your name without appending this card's title to it, is eliminated.

#3200

Card by Binarius