Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 9601-9700

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 9601-9700
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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0A

Additional Supply Depots Required

Action

Until your next turn, players who don't control any buildings or crates can't draw cards and can't create or play tokens or Things that aren't buildings or crates.

#9601

Card by ChippyYYZ

4I

Invoke Prestige

Action

Look at and rearrange the top 3 cards of the deck, then draw two cards.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, if you control a gold Thing or reveal a gold card from your hand, you may look at and rearrange the top 3 cards of the deck, then draw two cards.

#9602

Card by ChippyYYZ

Invoke the Fifth

Action

End your turn. You may play this at any time during your turn, provided you have the action to do so.

#9603

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Inert

Action

Target thing loses all text and gains "This thing cannot gain any additional text."

#9604

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shadow of God

Thing

If a player would gain control of a sentient thing you control, sacrifice it instead.

#9605

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1B

Act of Gluttony

Action/Reaction

Destroy target Thing.

You may play this in response to an opponent playing an edible Thing. If you do, target that Thing and draw two cards afterwards.

#9606

Card by Bucky

2B

Wrath

Thing

To "Lash Out", destroy one of your own Things and a random Thing belonging to target opponent.

During each of your turns, you may voluntarily Lash Out once. When an opponent destroys one of your Things, you must Lash Out targeting them if possible.

#9607

Card by Bucky

3B

Envy

Thing

When you gain control of this, choose a Thing belonging to your opponent. When you gain control of that Thing or a copy of it, destroy Envy and draw to your hand size limit. If either Envy or that Thing is destroyed otherwise, discard your hand.

#9608

Card by Bucky

7I

Innovate Or Imitate

Action

Look at the top 2 cards of the deck. You may either draw those cards or copy the last Action played by an opponent.

#9609

Card by ChippyYYZ

7T

Thought Experiment

Action

Set aside Thought Experiment and another card from your hand face-up. At the end of your next turn, put both cards back in your hand and discard a card.
While a Thing card is set aside this way, its effects apply as though it were in play under your control.

#9610

Card by ChippyYYZ

9W

Wizard Hat

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, gain a Mana token if you have more cards in hand than Mana tokens.
Action:Put a Thing card from your hand under Wizard Hat face-up.
Action: Return Wizard Hat to your hand, revealing that any face-up cards under it are in play.

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"Nothin' Up My Sleeve!"

#9611

Card by ChippyYYZ

Everything Bagel

Thing

Everything Bagel has all Thing types.

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It's alive! It's the size of a building! It's also cold, hard cash! Gross!

#9612

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lethal cognitohazard

Thing

If a human thing would target you or a thing you control, destroy it instead.

#9613

Card by JakeTheWolfie

R

Lightning Bolt

Action

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
If a token is dealt any damage, or any Thing is dealt 3+ total damage in the same turn, the damage-dealers destroy it. If a player is dealt 30 total damage, they are eliminated.

#9614

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fresh Blood

Action

Put the topmost living Thing in the draw pile into your hand. If it has any Action abilities, you may activate one of them without cost if you play it this turn. Shuffle the draw pile.

#9615

Card by Binarius

Wait For It

Action

During your next turn, you may play an Action from your hand without cost.

#9616

Card by Binarius

One With the Universe

Thing

If the game ends, you win.

#9617

Card by Binarius

The Universe Within

Action

Play a subgame of Dvorak, using the current deck as the main deck, and with things controlled by players in the main game affecting the sub game. The player who wins the subgame wins the game.

#9618

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Memetic Disease

Action

Target human gains "If this targets or becomes the target of a human thing, it gains the text granted via Memetic Disease" and "At the beginning of your turn, place a waste counter on this, then sacrifice it if it has 3 or more waste counters."

#9619

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scale Model of the Hyperverse

Thing

Play with all zones revealed. (Players may look at eachother's hands, others sleeves, the deck, and any hidden zones created during gameplay.)

#9620

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Take Things Literally

Action

Gain control of two target Things.

#9621

Card by Binarius

Take Action

Action

View target opponent's hand and take an Action from it.

#9622

Card by Binarius

Just My Type

Action

Choose "Thing" or "Action", then reveal the top four cards of the draw pile and put the cards of the chosen type into your hand. Shuffle the draw pile.

#9623

Card by Binarius

4H

Hasty Judgement

Action

An opponent looks at the top 4 cards of the deck and reads aloud their titles in order. You have 5 seconds to choose up to two of those cards. Put them into your hand and shuffle the rest into the deck.

---

Hopefully you've taken notes.

#9624

Card by ChippyYYZ

1B

Bottled City

Thing

When this enters play, choose target building card in play or in the discard pile and put it underneath Bottled City.
When Bottled City is destroyed, gain 2 Building tokens and play a card from under it.

#9625

Card by ChippyYYZ

4D

Connect The Dots

Action

Count the number of Action cards in the discard pile. Draw half that many cards, rounded down. If you drew at least 4 cards this way, remove this card and all Action cards in the discard pile from the game, then end your turn.

#9626

Card by ChippyYYZ

4B

Slothfulness

Thing

Draw an extra card at the start of your turn.

When you play a Thing, you may play one fewer Action this turn and vice versa.

#9627

Card by Bucky

5B

Hand Scrambler

Thing

Action: Target player discards a card at random, then draws a card.

#9628

Card by Bucky

6B

Action Accelerator

Thing

When you play a Thing (including this), you may use one of its Action: or Thing: abilities for free.

Once per turn, Thing: take an extra Action.

#9629

Card by Bucky

Viral Crystal

Thing - Crystal

At the beginning of a player's turn, for each Crystal that player controls, target thing they control lose all card text and becomes a Crystal in addition to it's other types.
Action: Target thing becomes a Crystal in addition to its' other types.

#9630

Card by JakeTheWolfie

To Dust

Action

Target thing loses all text and gains the title "Dust" and gains the subtype Dust

#9631

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Manifest Ability

Action

Reveal an action from your hand. It loses the Action type and becomes a Thing. It gains "You may use this card's text once per round."

#9632

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2D

Dogma's Demand

Thing

Once during your turn, you may choose a sentence on a Thing you control.
The most recently chosen sentence is ignored during your turn.

---

"But it says so right here!"
"Oh, we don't believe that part."

#9633

Card by ChippyYYZ

2P

Parallel Past

Action

Each player, starting with the next player in turn order, returns a card from the discard pile to their hand then puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.
If it's not an extra turn, end the turn and take an extra turn.

#9634

Card by ChippyYYZ

4S

Studious Scribe

Thing - Party Member

Whenever you draw a card, rotate this card 90° clockwise.
When this card completes a clockwise rotation, return the bottommost Action card in the discard pile to your hand.

Action: Play a card with the word Notes in its title from the discard pile, then shuffle it into the deck.

#9635

Card by ChippyYYZ

Clay

Thing - Shapeshifter

Changeling (This thing has all Thing subtypes)

#9636

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Melt the Mold

Action

Target thing gains "Changeling (This thing has all Thing subtypes)"

#9637

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Silic Lair

Thing - Land

When Silic Lair enters play, return a thing you control to your hand.
Silic Lair enters play rotated 90°, and unrotates at the beginning of your turn.
Rotate Silic Lair 90°: Add one Green and one Blue mana.

#9638

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pollution Permit

Thing

When you would discard a card, you may instead put it on top of the draw pile.

#9639

Card by Binarius

Alpha Ray Vision

Thing

At the end of your turn, you may view the top card of the draw pile.

#9640

Card by Binarius

The Meta

Action

Choose a Thing subtype. Each player may put a Thing of that subtype into play. If you chose a subtype of a Thing already in play, all players who do not reveal such a Thing from their hand must discard a card.

#9641

Card by Binarius

6C

can I get an F in chat

Thing

When an opponent plays a card with the letter F in its flavortext, put this card in the discard pile and draw three cards.

#9642

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Echo Chamber

Thing

When you would draw your first card on your turn, instead reveal your hand and the top 4 cards of the deck and choose a creator. Put all cards revealed this way by the chosen creator into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.

#9643

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Echo Chamber

Thing

When you would draw your first card on your turn, instead reveal your hand and the top 3 cards of the deck and choose a color. Put all cards revealed this way of that color into your hand and the rest into the discard pile.

#9644

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Sinquisition

Action

Eliminate all opponents who own a Thing whose name contains a deadly sin. (i.e. Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth or Wrath)
Give target player a token of one of those deadly sin types and shuffle this card into the draw pile.

#9645

Card by Bucky

7B

Greed

Thing

You may discard two cards and skip a turn to gain control of a Thing.

If any golden Things are controlled by opponents, you must use this on one whenever you can.

#9646

Card by Bucky

8B

Gluttony

Thing

At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things whose name does not contain a deadly sin (i.e. Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth or Wrath) to draw an extra card. If you can't, discard down to one card in hand.

#9647

Card by Bucky

Holographic-

Thing - Effect

Attach to target thing.
Attached thing has the subtype Hologram and is intangible.

#9648

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Dying-

Thing - Effect

Attach to target thing.
At the beginning of attached thing's owner's turn, they put a decay counter onto it. Then, if it has 3 or more decay counters, they sacrifice it.

#9649

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Inert-

Thing - Effect

Attach to target thing.
Attached thing loses all action-like abilities.

#9650

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Null Time Bubble

Action

Starting with the previous player in turn order, each opponent puts a card from their hand on top of the draw pile.

#9651

Card by Binarius

Split Personality

Thing

At the end of your turns, exchange your hand with all of the cards Up Your Sleeve. The first time you do this, draw five cards afterward.

#9652

Card by Binarius

Delayed Free Win

Action

If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, you win it.

#9653

Card by Binarius

9B

Curse of Lust

Thing

Play into an opponent's control attached to one of their Things.

When you play an Action, it must target the attached Thing if possible. If that Thing is destroyed, destroy this and discard a card.

#9654

Card by Bucky

P3

X-Ray Scan

Action

Look a random card from each opponent's hand, any cards Up their Sleeves, any face-down cards on the table, and the top card of the deck.

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From Ryan_1729's X-Ray Goggles (#263)

#9655

Card by Bucky

7H

High Pain Tolerance

Thing

Once between your turns when an opponent would force you to discard cards, you may discard one fewer.
Once between your turns when you or a Thing you control would be dealt damage, you may reduce that damage by 1.

#9656

Card by ChippyYYZ

8T

Telekinetic Barrage

Action

Sacrifice a non-token vehicle, weapon, natural terrain feature, or container, or all of your tokens. If you do, destroy target Thing and you may repeat this Action.

---

Most problems can be solved by throwing a safe at them, or at least some swords.

#9657

Card by ChippyYYZ

0N

Nasty Witch

Thing - Party Member

Thing: If no opponent controls an amphibian, shuffle target living Thing into the deck. Its controller gains a Frog or Newt token.
Action: Gain control of target Token.
Action: Sacrifice two animals of different types. Draw two cards, then look at the top two cards of the deck.

---

“Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog...” - Macbeth

#9658

Card by ChippyYYZ

Platinum Angle

Thing - Artifact Geometry

If you control 5 Geometry things with different names, you win the game.

#9659

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Mandelbrot Set

Thing - Geometry

Whenever an action or ability causes you to do the same game action a number of times, copy that ability, except you do 1/3 less game actions, rounded down.

#9660

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scutoid Swarm

Thing - Geometry

Whenever a non-token thing enters your field, create either a hexagonal or pentagonal prism token with the subtype Geometry. If you control 6 or more non-token things, instead create a token copy of Scutoid Swarm

---

“Survival rule 782: There are always more scutoids.”

#9661

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1C

Careful Judgment

Action

Set aside the top four cards of the deck face up. At the end of your turn, put one into your hand and discard the rest.

---

From ChippyYYZ's Hasty Judgment

#9662

Card by Bucky

2C

A Cute Angel

Thing

At the end of your turn, choose a thing for A Cute Angel to protect, other than herself or what she's currently protecting.

The Thing most recently chosen for her protection can't be destroyed or modified.

#9663

Card by Bucky

3C

Circle of Wisdom

Thing

If your own cards or choices would eliminate you, you survive instead.

Action: choose to do nothing.

#9664

Card by Bucky

Blood Contract

Action

Sign your name in blood on this card. If you have done this 3 or more times on this card, you win the game.

#9665

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Attack the Gods

Action

Destroy target game of Dvorak. (To destroy a game of Dvorak, physically destroy all game components of that game. The game ends in a loss for all participants.)

#9666

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Restartation Device

Action

Shuffle all non-token Things, hands, discard piles, and decks into their owner's deck along with Restartation Device. Then, each player draws to their handsize. Then, end your turn.

#9667

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4C

Problematic Trolley

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing unless its controller destroys three of their own Things (their choice) instead. Cooldown 2 turns. (You can't use this if you used it this turn or last turn)

#9668

Card by Bucky

5C

Recycling Plant

Thing

Action: Destroy one of your non-Scrap Things, discard a card, draw a card and gain a Scrap token.

#9669

Card by Bucky

6C

Spiteful Tantrum

Action

Destroy target Thing, as well as all the other Things.

#9670

Card by Bucky

9U

Unreasonable Demands

Action

Target opponent gives you two cards from their hand. Discard two cards.

#9671

Card by ChippyYYZ

6H

Horror

Action

Return each living Thing to its controller's hand. Each opponent who doesn't return any Things to their hand this way discards a random card.

#9672

Card by ChippyYYZ

2S

Seeing Statue

Thing

Play this into any player's control.
When you play an Action targeting an opponent's Thing, before it takes effect, each opponent, in turn order, may play an Action card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that Action.

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THEIR EYES FOLLOW YOU

#9673

Card by ChippyYYZ

Valuables Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Gems booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

---

"It's pretty, oh so pretty"

#9674

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Friendship Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Ponies booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

---

"Friendship is not magic, but this beacon is!"

#9675

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Proxy Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Vintage booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

---

"Oh boy! An Alpha Black Lotus extended art!"

#9676

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7C

Crownforge

Thing

Action: Win the game if you have a crown, otherwise gain a Crown token. Cooldown 5 turns. (use this only if you've started 5+ turns since the last time you used it)

#9677

Card by Bucky

8C

Cliff

Thing

Destroy any non-flight-capable Things that move from behind this Cliff to in front of it.

#9678

Card by Bucky

9C

Adorn

Action

Create three tokens of different types and put them on target non-token Thing. Its owner gains control of them.

#9679

Card by Bucky

Subtract

Action

Exile target thing.

#9680

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Torch Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Flame booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

---

A fire of eternity, as warm as the sun.

#9681

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unliftable Beacon

Action

Create a copy of a random card from the Heavy Actions booster pack other than this one, then put that card into your hand.

---

Not even God himself can lift it.

#9682

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0N

No Skipping

Thing

Turns can't be lost or skipped. If a player would put a card from the deck into their hand, they instead put the top card of the deck into their hand.

#9683

Card by ChippyYYZ

0M

Maybe THIS Is The Matrix

Action

Remove any number of Things you control or cards from your hand from the game; they were never real.
You win the game if it's a subgame.

#9684

Card by ChippyYYZ

1G

Gravedigger

Thing

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed or your turn ends, gain a Bone token.

#9685

Card by ChippyYYZ

1BB

Grave Digger

Thing

Whenever one or more things enter a player's field, that player sacrifices that many things.

#9686

Card by JakeTheWolfie

UUUU

Warping Hourglass

Thing

At the end of your turn, target opponent takes an extra turn after this one, and they gain control of Warping Hourglass.

#9687

Card by JakeTheWolfie

UUR

Temporal Restrictor

Thing

If a player would take an extra turn, you may instead skip that turn and put a charge counter on Temporal Restrictor.
Remove a charge counter: Target opponent takes an extra turn after this one. You must activate this ability if Temporal Restrictor has 4 or more charge counters on it.

#9688

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0C

Saber

Thing

Action:Destroy a living Thing that isn't attached to a weapon or armor.

#9689

Card by Bucky

1D

Fast Forward

Action

Take two extra turns after this one, during which you cannot play any cards.

#9690

Card by Bucky

2D

Rewind

Action

Return all Things destroyed this turn to play, then restart the turn.

#9691

Card by Bucky

Dead Reckoning

Action

Return target thing from the discard pile to your field. At the end of your next turn, sacrifice it.

#9692

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Zeno's Aura

Thing

In order for a thing to enter the discard pile, it must first go halfway between where it is to the discard pile. However, in order to go halfway it must go halfway again to this new point from where it originated. This proccess can be expanded infinitely, therefore we can conclude that no things can enter the discard pile.

#9693

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unbuilt Church

Thing - Building

When Unbuilt Church enters play, destroy all Ethereal Things.
Ethereal Things cannot be played.

#9694

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3D

Pause

Rection

Play in response to an opponent's action. That action's effects don't happen until after the turn ends.

#9695

Card by Bucky

4D

Replay Tape

Thing

When you take an Action, you may destroy this to repeat the action.

#9696

Card by Bucky

5D

Spectacular Instant Replay

Action

Destroy a Thing. Return it to play and destroy it again.

#9697

Card by Bucky

Liscense to Krill

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may create a Krill token with "If one or more of your things would be destroyed, you may instead sacrifice 3 Krill tokens you control for each thing that would be destroyed."

#9698

Card by JakeTheWolfie

U

Ancestral Recall

Action

Draw 3 cards.

#9699

Card by JakeTheWolfie

At least 1000 Ninjas

Thing

Players can't activate the abilities of their Things unless they control the least number of Things.

#9700

Card by JakeTheWolfie