Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 8201-8300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 8201-8300
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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7U

Uninvestigated Disappearance

Action

Return this card to your hand, then shuffle target Thing and a random card from your hand into the deck.
If this card is revealed from your hand during an opponent's turn, discard it.

#8201

Card by ChippyYYZ

5L

Leftovers

Thing

When this enters play or when you destroy it, target opponent chooses one of the top three cards of the discard pile. Put that card into your hand.

---

Good for when you don't feel like cooking something for dinner.

#8202

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Old Fishing Rod

Thing

Action: If you don't do anything else until the turn finishes, gain a Fish token.

---

Ah, it's just a nibble.

#8203

Card by Bucky

3C

Monkey Business

Thing

Players' maximum hand sizes are reduced by the number of Sabotage tokens they control.
Action+Thing: Target opponent reveals their hand. If it doesn't contain a card with a cornervalue, they gain a Sabotage token.

#8204

Card by Bucky

4C

Cook Dinner

Action

Gain three Ravioli tokens, two Broccoli tokens and a Pie token.

#8205

Card by Bucky

Summer Solstice

Action

If you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw until you have three. You may play an additional Action card this turn. Give each opponent either an Energy token or an Ice Cream token with "Action: Eat this and draw a card"; you gain one of each.

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The longest day and shortest night of the year. Observers on the tropic circle see the Sun pass directly overhead.

#8206

Card by Binarius

Overcast

Thing

A player must immediately discard a card whenever they draw a card after their first in a turn. Opponents' Action abilities read "Action and Thing". At the beginning of your turn, the clouds break and this card returns to your hand.

#8207

Card by Binarius

Annular Eclipse

Thing

When this has been in play for a full turn, it moves to the discard pile and every player with three cards in hand may draw three cards, and every player with two or four may draw one card.

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The land darkens, the air cools, the cicadas clamor, and for those in the right place at the right time, the most perfect circle of searing flame imaginable glows motionless overhead, for a moment.

#8208

Card by Binarius

5C

Token Assimilator

Thing

Action: Destroy a token and record its type.
This counts as a token with all of the recorded types.

Action: if you've recorded at least 5 different types, eliminate an opponent and record their name as a token type.

#8209

Card by Bucky

6C

Aggressive Editor

Thing

At the start of your turn, cross out a word of ruletext on each card that has a Pen token on it. While a card makes sense with all its crossed-out words removed, those words are ignored.
Action+Thing: Put a red Pen token on an opponent's Thing.

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Get to the point sooner. Cut the bloat and send me another draft.

#8210

Card by Bucky

7C

Dark Prophecy

Action

When you draw this, reveal it and eliminate any opponents who have Doom tokens.

Target opponent gains a Doom token. Shuffle this into the deck, excluding the top two cards from the shuffle.

---

Your end is inevitable. Eventually.

#8211

Card by Bucky

6C

Commanding Strike

Action

Destroy target Thing. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.

#8212

Card by ChippyYYZ

2T

Tactical Move

Action

Draw two cards. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.

#8213

Card by ChippyYYZ

4E

Emergency Alarm

Thing

Action: If this card didn't enter play this turn, return each Thing you control to your hand. Each opponent returns the same number of things to their hands. You may not play Emergency Alarm this turn.

#8214

Card by ChippyYYZ

Summation Savant

Thing - Math Problem

Give a general expression for the nth term of the sequence satisfying a₁ = 1 and n²a_n = a₁ + a₂ + a₃ + ... + a_n, n ≥ 2.

What is a₁ + a₂ + a₃ + ... ?

#8215

Card by Binarius

Triangle Trouble

Thing - Math Problem

Given points A, B, C, and D such that B lies on segment AC, ∠BDC is 90˚, ∠ADB is 30˚, and AB = CD = 1, find BC.

#8216

Card by Binarius

Pool Pocket Predicament

Thing - Math Problem

A ball is rolled due southeast­ward from the northwest corner of a frictionless billiard table of east-west length m and north-south length n, both integers, with pockets in its corners. For what values of m and n will the ball fall into each pocket?

#8217

Card by Binarius

8C

Lava Cannon

Thing

Action: Gain a Rock token.

Action: Turn a Rock token into a Slag token until the end of your next turn.

Action: Spend a Slag token to destroy a Thing.

#8218

Card by Bucky

9C

Thermal Transfer Attack

Action

Put a Flame token with "If this is attached to a Thing, destroy both this and the attached Thing at the end of its controller's turn." on one Thing, and a Freeze token with "While this is attached to a Thing, its Action abilities can't be used." on another.

#8219

Card by Bucky

1D

Money Printer

Thing

Thing: Gain a Money token.

---

Brrr...

#8220

Card by Bucky

5C

Countermeasures

Thing

When an opponent plays an Action card, you may reveal a card from your hand. If both cards' cornervalues share a symbol, treat that Action's text as "Return this Action to your hand."

#8221

Card by ChippyYYZ

1P

Package Deal

Thing

When this enters play from any zone, put up to three Thing cards from that zone into play attached to it (reveal the top three cards of the deck if it entered play from the deck). If Package Deal leaves play, the attached cards leave play likewise.

#8222

Card by ChippyYYZ

8D

Dramatic Deployment

Action

Discard all but one card from your hand. Draw that many cards plus two, then put a Thing into play from your hand.

#8223

Card by ChippyYYZ

Plum Rains

Action

Each player gains a Water token and either returns one of their non-token Things to their hand or discards a card. You may return this card to your hand at the end of your turn.

#8224

Card by Binarius

The Three Little Pigs Gambit

Thing

The first time an opponent causes this to leave your control, return it to your hand. The second time, move it to the discard pile and move three Things in play Up Your Sleeve.

#8225

Card by Binarius

Benefit of Clergy

Reaction

Play immediately in response when you would be eliminated. You are not eliminated if you can correctly read a sentence, chosen by an opponent, from the Rules of Dvorak.

---

Miserere mei, Kevan, secundum misericordiam tuam.

#8226

Card by Binarius

2D

Card Store

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per turn, you may spend two Money tokens to draw a card.

#8227

Card by Bucky

3D

Hire Mercenaries

Action

Destroy a Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may spend 3 Money tokens to destroy a living Thing.

#8228

Card by Bucky

6C

Copyright Control

Thing

Opponents can't play cards from the discard pile. Those cards can't be put into an opponent's hand or into play under an opponent's control.

#8229

Card by ChippyYYZ

6B

Buy Out

Action

Exchange control of target Thing and a number of Money tokens you control equal to the largest digit in that Thing's cornervalue. If that digit is 0 or that Thing has no cornervalue, it's free.

#8230

Card by ChippyYYZ

6I

Invest

Action

Discard a card. If you do, draw 3 cards and gain 3 Money tokens.

#8231

Card by ChippyYYZ

6B

Bandwagon Attack

Reaction

Play immediately in response when an opponent causes a Thing in play but not under your control to leave play. Destroy a Thing belonging to its previous controller.

---

I want in on this action.

#8232

Card by Binarius

0A

All the Cool Kids Are Doing It

Thing

If you play at least two cards during a turn, any opponent who does not play at least two cards during their next turn must discard a card.

#8233

Card by Binarius

3R

Registry Edit

Action

Exchange the cornervalues of any combination of Things in play. If there are none, target Thing gains a cornervalue of your choice.

#8234

Card by Binarius

4D

Second-Hand Store

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per turn, you may spend a money token and discard a card to put the bottommost card in the discard pile into your hand.

#8235

Card by Bucky

5D

Token Store

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per turn, you may spend a Money token to gain a token of any other type in play.

#8236

Card by Bucky

6D

Information Broker

Action

Gain 6 Money tokens.

You may give each opponent any number of your Money tokens to look at the same number of cards from their hand.

#8237

Card by Bucky

6W

Wither

Action

Discard any number of cards. Each opponent discards the same number of cards plus one.

#8238

Card by Binarius

0C

Cashcycler

Thing

When you play this, return one of your Things to your hand and gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in its cornervalue. You may return Cashcycler to your hand at the end of your turn.

#8239

Card by Binarius

OH

Bridge Over the Milky Way

Action

Put either the draw pile's bottommost Thing and the discard pile's bottommost Action or the draw pile's bottommost Action and the discard pile's bottommost Thing into your hand.

#8240

Card by Binarius

6S

Suspicious Object

Thing

When Suspicious Object enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it.
At the beginning of your turn, play a Thing card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Thing cards under it, return it to your hand instead.

#8241

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Suspicious Activity

Thing

When Suspicious Activity enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it.
At the beginning of your turn, play an Action card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Action cards under it, return it to your hand instead.

#8242

Card by ChippyYYZ

6W

War Cry

Action

Draw a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. The next time an opponent's Thing is destroyed this turn, draw two cards. The next time an opponent discards a card this turn, draw a card.

#8243

Card by ChippyYYZ

∓

Sign Error

Action

Target opponent inadvertently discards a card at the beginning of their next turn instead of drawing.

---

I'm really good at those.

#8244

Card by Binarius

0H

Hyperaware

Thing

Once between each of your turns, you may view the top card of the draw pile.

#8245

Card by Binarius

7M

Mercurial Prodigy

Thing

Once between each of your turns, when an opponent plays an Action card, you may immediately discard an Action in response to recover the opponent's Action from the discard pile and put it under this card. If you discard two Actions instead, the effects of the opponent's Action are also prevented. Action: If there are at least two Actions under this card, play one at random.

#8246

Card by Binarius

7D

Throw Money At It

Action

Destroy a Thing with seven or fewer words in its name. Gain (seven minus the number of words in its name) Money tokens.

---

Step 1 of "how to make any problem go away".

#8247

Card by Bucky

8D

Professional Reactor

Thing

When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues.

Once per opponent's turn, you may spend four Money tokens in response to their Action to prevent it, and have them discard it and draw a card instead.

#8248

Card by Bucky

9D

Flea Market

Thing

When you play this, gain 9 Money tokens.

Once per turn, you may spend a Money token and discard a card to draw a card.

#8249

Card by Bucky

2M

Market Crisis

Action

Each player gains 3 Money tokens and discards two cards.

#8250

Card by ChippyYYZ

7A

Armor Up

Thing

When this would enter play under your control, put it in the discard pile instead unless you control no Things with cornervalues and at least 3 non-token Things without.
When you control at least 3 other Things with cornervalues and no non-token Things without, you win the game.

#8251

Card by ChippyYYZ

9K

Kickstart

Action

Draw 5 cards minus one for each Thing you control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 this turn.

#8252

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Sword of Illusion and Reality

Thing

Action+Thing: Remove a sentence from a non-Sword Thing's ruletext, and add a different sentence to its flavor text.

#8253

Card by Bucky

2E

Penumbral Pendulum

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain a Light token and rotate this 180 degrees, reversing the ruletext and flavor text.

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˙ʇxǝʇ ɹoʌɐlɟ puɐ ʇxǝʇǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉsɹǝʌǝɹ 'sǝǝɹƃǝp 08Ɩ sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ puɐ uǝʞoʇ ssǝuʞɹɐp ɐ uᴉɐƃ 'uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ ʇ∀

#8254

Card by Bucky

3E

Card Pump

Thing

Action: Discard a card, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text.

---

Action: Draw two cards, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text.

#8255

Card by Bucky

3P

Parlour Trick

Thing

When you play this, you and target opponent each put a card face down under it. Action: Change this card's type to Action, swap its ruletext and flavortext, and return it to your hand.

---

Amazing! How did your opponent's card make its way into your hand? How did yours exchange places with the top two cards of the draw pile? Put one of them into your hand and let your opponent have the other.

#8256

Card by Binarius

1Y

You're Late

Action

Where has target opponent been? In apology, they graciously allow all other players to draw a card.

#8257

Card by Binarius

0C

Strange Local Custom

Thing

It seems that when players here draw their second card in a turn, they choose an opponent to give it to.

#8258

Card by Binarius

4E

Long-fused Dynamite

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, remove the first word of this Thing's flavortext. If that word is "Boom", restore the full flavortext and destroy all Things.

---

Three, two, one... Boom!

#8259

Card by Bucky

5E

Upside Down

Action

Rotate target Thing 180 degrees, reversing its Ruletext and Flavortext until it's righted.

#8260

Card by Bucky

6E

Confused Mimic

Thing

When you play this, choose up to five other Things. Until this leaves play, it has the name of the first chosen thing, the ruletext of the second, the flavor text of the third, the color of the fourth and the cornervalue of the fifth, keeping its own if you didn't choose that many Things.

---

"Mooogurgleclatterbzzztpotato"

#8261

Card by Bucky

0C

Color Spray

Action

This card is all colors.
Reveal your hand and the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of the colors White, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, and Black you may play a card of that color revealed this way. Discard all unplayed cards revealed this way.

#8262

Card by ChippyYYZ

8T

Tiger-Style Assault

Action

Gain a Combo Token. You may play an additional Action this turn. For the rest of this turn, after you play an Action, if it destroyed a Thing, you may spend a Combo Token to replay it.

#8263

Card by ChippyYYZ

2L

Lavender-Scented Candle

Thing

The first time each turn you would discard a random card, you may discard a card of your choice instead.
Opponents can't cause you to discard cards while there is a Flame Token on this card. When this card is destroyed by fire, draw a card.

---

"Soothing." - Iban

#8264

Card by ChippyYYZ

Salted Pepper

Thing

Sacrifice Salted Pepper, Action: Destroy target thing and add a bottle of milk thing card with the text "'Action: Drink Destroy this card and gain 3 healthy bone tokens. You are immune to fire effects until your next turn." randomly into the top 10 cards of the deck.

---

"This is garbage, and I love it!"

#8265

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2A

An Apple a Day Makes the Whole World Blind

Action

If you have discarded a card or lost control of a Thing since your last turn, target opponent draws a card and discards two cards.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may then exchange a card in your hand with the top card of the discard pile.

---

Wait, what?

#8266

Card by Binarius

4F

Fidget Spinner

Thing

Action: Do nothing.

#8267

Card by Binarius

5X

Future Horizon

Thing

While there are at least five cards in the draw pile, cards under the top five are considered removed from the game.

#8268

Card by Binarius

9T

Thing-Negating Field

Thing

Once during your turn, you may choose one:

• Each player flips a Thing they control face-down until your next turn.
• Each player flips target Thing of their choice face-down until your next turn.

#8269

Card by ChippyYYZ

4R

Reap The Harvest

Action

If you discarded any cards this turn, draw three cards. If any non-token Things were destroyed under your control this turn, draw two cards, then you may play a Thing. If any of your tokens were spent or destroyed this turn, gain three tokens of each type you lost.
OR Return this card to your hand. You may play two additional Actions on your next turn.

#8270

Card by ChippyYYZ

9F

Final Hope

Thing

When an opponent would win the game or you would lose the game, remove this card from the game and take three extra turns after this turn. That opponent wins the game or you lose the game at the beginning of the next non-extra turn.

#8271

Card by ChippyYYZ

AAA3

Pop Quiz

Action

Ask a question to the group with a definite and provable answer. Anyone who answers correctly gains an A+ token. Anyone who answers incorrectly gains an F- token and skips their next turn.

---

What is the capital of Ireland?

#8272

Card by JakeTheWolfie

HELP

What the Hell is this?

Thing

When this is played, play an additional thing from your hand. This is a copy of the played thing.

#8273

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9P

Phaselock

Thing

Action: Return this card to your hand. Target ability may not be used during its controller's next turn.

---

Hold still.

#8274

Card by Binarius

7P

Proactive Mindset

Action

Draw two cards and play one of them.

#8275

Card by Binarius

7C

Change of Scenery

Action

Starting with you and proceeding in order, each player may move one of their Things to the discard pile and play a Thing in its place.

#8276

Card by Binarius

Infinite Library

Thing

Action: Create a Token with the subtype book and with a unique name.

---

The Library is big. One book is nothing compared to the infinity of books that could replace it, if not for one typo, or one change of phrase.

#8277

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cut down to size.

Action

Target sentient thing destroys itself.

---

It realized and understood the full scale of the universe, and their scale relative to it. They were nothing compared to the universe. All they would ever do would ultimately add up to nothing. They couldn't live with this. Not any longer.

#8278

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Total Perspective Vortex

Action

View every opponent's hand and every card in the draw pile and discard pile. You are eliminated.

---

Adapted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG card set

#8279

Card by Binarius

3G

Get

Action

Gain control of target Thing.

#8280

Card by Binarius

L

Limited Attention Span

Thing

You ignore sentences longer than ten words. You ignore ruletexts longer than thirty words too.

---

Huh? Oh.

#8281

Card by Binarius

2F

Five Red Coins

Thing

When an Action card revealed from the deck would be returned to the deck, you may put this card in the discard pile to put that Action card into your hand.

#8282

Card by ChippyYYZ

0H

Hyperfocus

Action

Draw 6 cards, then discard down to two.

#8283

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Sustainable Logging

Action

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return a Thing you control to your hand.
Put the top card of the deck into play under your control face-down, by itself or on top of another face-down Thing you control, in which case those cards count as a single Thing.
Return this card to your hand if you aren't above your maximum hand size.

#8284

Card by ChippyYYZ

ZZZ

Politician

Thing

Action:.

---

I can promise that we will stop delaying, and do the things that need done, because they need to be done sooner rather than later, so let us do them sooner rather than later or else later will become our sooner, and by them it would be too late to do the thing!

#8285

Card by JakeTheWolfie

NO

Pasta Sandwich

Thing

When this enters play, gain 1 pasta sandwich token.

---

Pasta, Icecream, Pasta

#8286

Card by JakeTheWolfie

X/0.5

Divide by half

Action

Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.

#8287

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6Q

Blinding Assault

Thing

Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target opponent becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn and may not target other players or their Things during their next turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns.

#8288

Card by Binarius

7W

Heightened Senses

Thing

Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. At the beginning of your turn, a random opponent becomes Vulnerable for the duration of your turn. Action: View the hand of a Vulnerable opponent. This ability may not be used if you used it within your last two turns.

#8289

Card by Binarius

5E

Vault

Thing

Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target Thing's controller chooses whether to return it to their hand or play at most one card during their next turn, then becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns.

#8290

Card by Binarius

-1

Cursed Stone

Thing

This cannot be played. If this is forced to be played or you would be eliminated, discard it instead.

---

Not all curses are evil.

#8291

Card by JakeTheWolfie

ZOM

Re-Animate

Action

Gain control of one living thing from the discard pile.

---

"Nom"

#8292

Card by JakeTheWolfie

HELTH

Medical Doctor

Thing

When this enters play, place 3 Health counters of this thing. Remove a Health counter, Action: Gain control of target living thing that was destroyed last turn and that you controlled.

---

It's not rocket science, it's medical science.

#8293

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3C

Cosmic Binding

Action

Remove this card and target Thing from the game. When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, put the removed Thing on top of the deck and Cosmic Binding into the discard pile.

---

A prison locked by space and barred by time.

#8294

Card by ChippyYYZ

5C

Cosmic Knowledge

Action

Draw 12 cards. If this doesn't empty the deck, discard 9 cards at random. Discard down to three cards and end your turn.

---

Knowledge so vast for a people so small.

#8295

Card by ChippyYYZ

3C

Cosmic Drifter

Thing

Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, play up to two cards at random from target opponent's hand, then eliminate that player if their hand is empty.

---

It floats on the same currents that move galaxies.

#8296

Card by ChippyYYZ

T3

Thyme Machine

Thing

Action: Create 1 Thyme Token.

---

Tastes like Thymelines

#8297

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ad Hominem

Action - Counter

Counter target card. Verbally attack the player who played it.
You may play this any time.

---

"Sorry hun, you're just not smart enough to play that."

#8298

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Create Artwork

Action

Create 1 masterpiece token.

---

Perfection!

#8299

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7E

We Need More Win Conditions!

Action

Add "Win the game." at the end of the ruletexts of three cards in the discard pile. The resulting card must make sense.

#8300

Card by Bucky