Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 8301-8400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 8301-8400
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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8E

Try Again

Action

Play the top Action in the discard pile. You can't Try Again more than once per turn.

Card by Bucky

9E

Rise Again

Action

Play the top Thing in the discard pile. You may use one of its Action abilities.

Card by Bucky

9I

Intergalactic Research Vessel

Thing

When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, every player may draw five cards.

Card by Binarius

6F

Mysterious Fever

Thing

You may not play Actions unless you control another non-token Thing. At the end of your turn, destroy your other Things except for one, then a random opponent who has not yet had Mysterious Fever gains control of a copy of it.

Card by Binarius

3A

The Three Moons of Planet Axle

Action

Move one of your Things to the discard pile. If you do, you may destroy up to one Thing controlled by each opponent.

Card by Binarius

0C

Speed of Lite

Action

End your turn, and take an extra turn after this one.

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Goes as fast as non-sugar substitute!

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ad Nauseam

Action - Counter

Counter target card. Assert that that card's controller cannot play that card. You may play this anytime.

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You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that. You cannot play that.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Prophet

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, that player reveals that card to you.

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The future is clearer than glass, and more in focus than ever before.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1F

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Thing

At the start of your turn, if you already have a Food token, destroy this; otherwise, gain a Food token.

Card by Bucky

2F

Hungry Genius

Thing-Person

At the start of your turn, draw a card, and destroy either this or an edible Thing.

Card by Bucky

3F

Feed the World

Action

If you have three edible Things for each player, and an additional edible Thing for each living Thing, you win the game.
Otherwise, gain a Food token for each player.

Card by Bucky

3F

Fortune Cookie

Thing

When this enters play, look at the top 4 cards of the deck. Read one aloud and put it into your hand, then discard the rest.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Clean-Up Crew

Thing

Action: Shuffle any number of cards from the top of the discard pile into the deck. If you shuffled at least 4 plus 1 for each player, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6U

Underworld Rescue

Action

Put target card from the discard pile into play under your control face-down. It gains "Action: Flip this card face-up, and play it if it's an Action."

Card by ChippyYYZ

0S

Shadowy Machinations

Action

Draw a card for every card by ChippyYYZ you reveal from your hand. You need not show the text of the cards you reveal. If you draw any cards by ChippyYYZ in this way, you may play one of them.

Card by Binarius

0Z

Skip to the Last Page

Action

Move the draw pile, except for its bottom card, to the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

5A

All You Had To Do Was Not

Reaction

When an opponent would cause you to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, you may warn them not to. If they do so anyway, play this immediately in response to destroy target Thing they control. They discard a random card.

Card by Binarius

Calling Card: Luck

Action

Gain a copy of Four-Leaf Clover (#3209)

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"Why is there a leaf taped to this clover?"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Calling Card: Insanity

Action

Gain a copy of Fool (#7043)

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"I call upon the stars and unholy forces to summon..! Damnit, I got a Fool."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Calling Card: Machinery

Action

Gain a copy of Remote-Access Vault (#8057)

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"Button Not Included"

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4C

Cosmic Sinkhole

Action

Put the top 10 cards of the deck into the discard pile and return target Thing to its owner's hand. If the deck is empty, each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.

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Upon what sort of foundation is reality itself built? Not a sturdy enough one it seems.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4C

Cosmic Guardian

Thing

When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, the next player to draw a card is eliminated from the game.

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Some truths we are not meant to know. Others, we are meant not to know.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6F

Fire-Salt Doughnut

Thing

Whenever you discard a card, gain a Flame token.
At the end of your turn, you may spend 3 Flame tokens to destroy a random Thing target player controls.
Action or Thing: Discard your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2A

Unstable Anti-thing

Thing

Action: Use an action ability on another thing.
If this comes into contact with another thing, destroy both this and that thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3Q

Quantum Mind Control

Action

Gain control of target thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5G

Memory Flushing

Thing

Whenever anyone draws cards, they draw 2 more cards. If anyone can't draw from the deck without reshuffling the discard pile, they are eliminated.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0HS

Heavy Swing

Action

Destroy target Thing unless its controller reveals a card from their hand that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2O

Obsidian Core

Thing - Gem

Things you control can't be destroyed by other Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1D

Destabilize

Action

Until your next turn, each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by two, and whenever an opponent plays a Thing, they discard a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8B

BUCKY ONLY
KEEP OUT

Action

Cards by creators other than Bucky may not be played until the beginning of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

5T

Mr. Bun's Tea Party

Action

Put the top five cards of the draw pile into your control face down as blank Things. Arrange them in a circle. Each gains a Tea token.

Card by Binarius

9E

In English Please, Professor?

Thing

Cards with words longer than ten letters in their titles or ruletexts may not be played. Return any such Thing in play to the hand of its controller.

Card by Binarius

J6

Jake's Special Spraypaint

Thing

Action: Re-credit any card to JakeTheWolfie.

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"It needs that artistic flare to it, that only orange and red will do."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

K2

Throwing Knife

Action

Destroy target player.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

K10

Katanananana

Thing

Action: Rotate Katanananana 90 degrees clockwise.
Action: Destroy everything target player controls, then turn this 90 degrees widdershins. This can only be done if this was turned 90 degrees.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9P

Positional Advantage

Thing

Any player may discard a card once during their turn to gain a Combo Token. Then, if each player has a Combo Token, each player loses one.
At the start of each player's turn, they draw an extra card for each Combo Token they have, then discard that many cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Sweat of One's Brow

Thing

Opponents can't destroy your tokens, can't gain control of Things you control, and can't take cards from your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9O

Overthrow

Action

Destroy each Thing with an effect preventing you from playing any sort of cards. Any player who played an Action since your last turn that is preventing you from playing any sort of cards must discard two cards. Such effects can't prevent you from playing this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

S1

September 1st

Action

If it is September 1st of any year, you win.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

J5

Jake

Thing

Action: Transfer control of target opponent's thing with allies' target thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

E4

Ethereal Grab

Action

Search the deck for any one card, then shuffle the deck.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4F

Surprise Dessert

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent's Action. Prevent the effects of that Action, and that opponent gains a Pie token.

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Don't talk with your mouth full.

Card by Bucky

5F

Just Desserts

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent targeting you.
Destroy all their Things. They gain a Strawberry Candy token for each token destroyed by this, and a Pie token for each other thing destroyed by this.

Card by Bucky

6F

Promulg Gourmand

Thing

Action: Destroy an edible Thing you control and a (not necessarily edible) Thing an opponent controls.

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Once a promulg has entered its feeding frenzy, it'll ingest practically anything.

Card by Bucky

2C

Countersweep

Thing

Gain a Combo token during any turn in which you do not play any cards. If you gain a Combo token in this way when you had none, draw a card. Once per turn, you may spend a Combo token to either play or discard the top card of the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

0P

Precarious

Thing

Play this card onto target Thing. If you did not play a Thing during your last turn, you may play this card onto a Thing as soon as an opponent plays it.
Attached Thing is destroyed if another Thing attaches to it, or with 50% probability if another of your Things is destroyed.

Card by Binarius

1I

If Silence Was Golden

Action

Look at the hand of an opponent who played two cards during their most recent turn and take a card from it
OR target opponent who played two cards during their most recent turn may not play cards during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

6S

Sharpened Corners

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing if you control four Things with cornervalues.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Bounce Back

Action

If any Tokens were destroyed under your control since the end of your last turn, replace them and gain a Combo Token.

If any Things were put into your hand from play since the end of your last turn, you may put any of them into play and rotate them 360˚ clockwise.

Card by ChippyYYZ

5A

Absence of Action

Action

Draw a card. You may play an extra Action this turn.

When an opponent plays an Action card, you may reveal this card from your hand to negate their Action and put it into your hand. Then, either give that player this card and discard a card, or discard two cards at random.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6F

Fishing Minigame

Action

Do the following ten times. Reveal the top card of the draw pile: any player may immediately put it into their hand by revealing a card with, in order of precedence, 1. a matching character in its cornervalue, 2. the same number of words in its title and lines of ruletext, 3. the same first letter of its title, or 4. the same first letter of its ruletext with more lines of ruletext. Otherwise, move it to the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

9S

Somewhat Productive

Action

Draw a card. You may play it if you wish. Then discard a card and end your turn.

Card by Binarius

5M

Magic Beanstalk

Thing

Discard your hand when you play this. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.

Card by Binarius

Vent

Thing

Action: Skip your turn and place a vent counter on this.

At the beginning of your turn, if there is a vent counter on this, you may remove it. If you do, skip your turn.

While there is a vent counter on this, you and things you control do not exist. You may take no actions or activate abilities.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Kill

Action

Place a destruction counter with "At the beginning of your turn, destroy this thing." on target thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2S

Sabotage

Thing

You can only play this as your first card during your turn. When this enters play, your turn ends immediately. At the beginning of your next turn, you win the game.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9T

Too Much Of A Good Thing

Action

If you have three or more cards in hand, draw three cards. If you have two or fewer cards in hand, you may play two additional Actions or Things this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6I

Invade

Action

Play a Thing card from your hand. If you've played two Things this turn, destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3G

Growing Season

Thing

When this card enters play, gain two tokens of any type if you played an Action card this turn.
At the beginning of your turn, you may gain a token of any type you already control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

M3

Medbay Scanner

Thing

You cannot be eliminated.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

W10

Witness to Murder

Action

Eliminate target player. If you are unable to, you are eliminated instead.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

EM4

Emergency Meeting

Action

No things can be destroyed until your next turn.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0H

Hush Child

Action

Target opponent with fewer cards in their hand than you must choose either not to draw cards or not to play cards during their next turn.

Card by Binarius

4S

Shut

Action

Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn.

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If they reveal a card named "no u" from their hand, you are eliminated instead.

Card by Binarius

6T

Secret Handshake

Action

Give target opponent a double high five circling down to back­wards low five into skipping elbow jig/ankle shake into soaring eagle/reverse salmon run to back-front swing to sliding explosive fist bump, then take a card from their hand and give them one from yours. You each gain a Combo token.

Card by Binarius

Emergency Surgery

Action

Target a thing. Roll 1d20. If it lands on 20, target thing becomes indestructible. Else, destroy it.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Contract

Thing

Indestructible

When this enters play, chose a player. That player controls you.

If the chosen player is eliminated, instead you gain control of them and they lose control of you.

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Live a small life of sin, for now. You'll crawl back, asking for more and more. Soon, I'll reap my reward.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Joy

Thing

Action: Discard this card, and leave the game for 10 minutes. You cannot be eliminated for this time, your turn is skipped, and you and your things cannot be targeted. When you come back, roll 1d6. On a 1, you are eliminated. Else, discard your hand, and draw 2 cards.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8E

Electrical Sabotage

Thing

You play 1 fewer card per turn.
At the end of each opponent's turn, if they played a card or ability besides this card's ability, eliminate them.
Action - Teamwork (Global): Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put one in another player's hand, then shuffle the rest into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7S

Slither

Action

Put a Thing card from your hand into play. It doesn't count as playing a Thing, and doesn't trigger any effects that occur when a Thing enters play (even the Thing's own effects).

Card by ChippyYYZ

9P

Prime Ribs

Thing

When Prime Ribs enters play, you may discard a prime number of cards and draw the next greater prime number of cards.
When a player eats Prime Ribs, they may do the same.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4T

Tetrapod

Thing

If you control at least four Tetrapods, opponents may not destroy your non-Tetrapod Things. Action: Gain control of a copy of Tetrapod if you have fewer than four.

Card by Binarius

5I

Rewrite History

Action

Choose two of the following:

• Put one of the top five cards of the discard pile into your hand,
• remove one of the top five cards of the discard pile from the game,
• shuffle the top five cards of the discard pile and put them on top of the draw pile, or
• shuffle the discard pile, except for its top five cards, into the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

9O

Motivational Poster

Thing

You may play an extra Action if you did not do so during your last turn. If another of your Things would be destroyed during an opponent's turn and you did not play an extra Action during your last turn, you may instead return that Thing to your hand and move Motivational Poster to the discard pile.

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Keep calm and hang in there, baby!

Card by Binarius

T-3

Time Loop

Thing

Whenever a player plays an action, note it down. At the beginning of that player's turn, thet use all actions noted with Time Loop. If the action requires a specific target which does not exist, destroy this card.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2R

Rewind

Action

Play during an opponent's turn. Their turn is rewound, reversing any things or actions they, and anyone else, played, including this.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5P

Time Portal

Thing

When this enters play for the first time, everyone notes their current hand and what things they control. Take this back into your hand.
Action: Each player discards their hand and sacrifices all things they control. Then, each player creates a copy of each card that was in their noted hand and noted cards they controlled and puts them into their hand or into play respectively. Exile Time Portal.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9S

"Stand Back, And Stand By"

Action

Move this card to Up Your Sleeve, along with up to two Things you control and up to one card from your hand.
Turn: Put this card into the discard pile from Up Your Sleeve, then destroy target Thing and play up to three cards from Up Your Sleeve.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7C

Condemn

Action

Destroy target Thing you control. If a Thing is destroyed this way, draw two cards, and you may play an additional Action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1M

Mouth Dreams

Thing

Action: This ability has the first sentence of the bottommost Action card in the discard pile, followed by all but the first sentence of the second bottommost Action card. After resolving that text, shuffle the bottommost Action card into the deck.

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neilcic.com/mouthdreams

Card by ChippyYYZ

200P

Whole bunch of grapes

Thing

Gain 200 Points

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sleeve Portal

Thing

Anything Up Your Sleeve is transferred to you.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shirt Burner

Action

Burn any things related to Shirts, as well as anything Up Your Sleeve.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7F

Feast

Action

Destroy up to four of your edible Things and draw that many cards plus one.
Each other player may destroy one of their own edible Things to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8F

Forage

Action

Look at the top three cards of the deck. Put one in your hand and the others Up Your Sleeve. Then gain a Fruit token.

Card by Bucky

9F

Energy Bar

Thing-Food

If you destroy this yourself, draw two cards and you may immediately take up to two Actions.
Action+Thing: Destroy this.

Card by Bucky

5D

This'll be useful later

Action

Give all opponents 1 Doom token.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2C

Shadow Clone

Action

Create a copy of target thing, except it has "When this is destroyed, exile it."

Card by JakeTheWolfie

10L

Laser Prime

Thing

Exile Laser Prime, Action: Exile target thing.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4K

Walk-In Fridge

Thing

Edible Things do not count against your hand size limit.

Card by Binarius

7A

Breakfast Burrito

Thing

You may destroy this at the beginning of your turn to draw two cards.

Card by Binarius

5Y

Run-By Fruiting

Action

Target opponent discards a random card and gains a token whose name is your choice of fruit, with "Action: Consume this and draw a card."

Card by Binarius

4F

Forbidden Fruit

Thing

When a player eats Forbidden Fruit, they draw 3 cards and gain a Doom token, and until the end of their next turn they may not play Actions.
Action - Eat: Destroy this Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8T

Timeskip

Action

Put the top 20 cards of the deck into the discard pile. Each player, starting with you, draws two cards. You may play an additional Action this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Order of the Golden Card

Thing

This certificate is presented to

Bucky

for meritorious service to the game of Dvorak in recognition of eir outstanding achieve­ment in contributing 1,000 cards to the Infinite Dvorak deck.
Each player's hand size limit is increased by 2 for each card by Bucky they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cheaper Plastic-er Trophier

Action

If you are Bucky, gain a Cheap Plastic Trophy.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0

Fine Wine

Thing

At the beginning of each turn, increment the corner value by 1.
Sacrifice Fine Wine, Action: Take a number of actions equal to the corner value of this card, then change it to 0.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Stardust

Thing

Whenever a player targets you or a thing you control, they create 1 stardust token.
At the end of a player's turn, if they have at least 3 stardust tokens they sacrifice 3 stardust tokens and discard their hand. At the beginning of that player's next turn, they draw up to hand size.

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6S

Spirit of Dvorak

Thing

Create one card for each player and deal them out randomly. Each player may decide whether to approve theirs for inclusion in the deck. If all opponents reject their cards, none of the cards (including yours) enter the game. Otherwise, put yours into your hand, each opponent who accepts theirs may put it into their hand, and each opponent who rejects theirs must discard a card.

Card by Binarius

2U

Guiding Hand

Action

Look at target opponent's hand, exchange one of their cards with a card from your hand, and choose a card for them to play during their next turn.

Card by Binarius