Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1601-1700

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 1601-1700
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Glue Spray

Thing

Whenever a player discards a card, they must discard their entire hand as well.

Card by Kevan

No Time to Sleep

Thing

Everybody may take up to 2 actions per turn. Nobody may generate more than 1 token per turn.

Card by Zt

Happy Valentine's Day, Bitches!

Action

Each player votes for a thing in play he/she loves most. (If there is a draw, the player who controls most things decides. If there's still a draw, flip a coin.)

Ironically, the thing beloved by most players is instantly destroyed. Isn't it mean?

Card by Zt

Nanorobots

Thing

Action: Destroy a non-token thing you control. Put a token of any name and type under your control or on any of your cards.

Card by Zt

Peak Oil

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action, they must destroy a Thing they control. If they have no Things, they cannot play Actions.

Card by Kevan

6E

Charged Boost

Thing

During your turn, you may return this card to your hand to take an extra Action.

Card by Bucky

7E

Poison Dart

Action

Target player discards two cards.

Card by Bucky

8E

Card Cannon

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

Xbox Achievements

Thing

A player gains an Achievement token the first time they do each of the following: destroy a Thing, draw more than one card at once, return a Thing to someone's hand, force an opponent to discard a card, and generate a non-Achievement token. A player with five Achievement tokens wins the game.

Card by Kevan

Prime Number Machine

Thing

Action: Create a token on this card.
Action: If there is a prime number of tokens on this card, draw n cards, where n is equivelant to the number of tokens on this card.

Card by Pongo

9E

Rampage

Action

Destroy any number of Tokens.

Card by Bucky

Broken Thing

Thing

Whenever a Thing would come into play, you may destroy it and put this card into play from your hand, in its place.

Card by Kevan

Paper Jam

Thing

Play onto a Thing. It can no longer use its Action abilities, if it has any.

Card by Kevan

Empire of Smiley Pink Happiness

Thing

You shall be crushed by my... uh... giant flower.

Card by Pongo

Empire of This Room

Thing

While this card is in play, the room in which the game is being played is considered a seperate country for the purposes of this game. If playing online, then imagine the server and all computers connected to it as being in a seperate country.

Card by Pongo

Empire of a Slightly Bad Smell

Thing

Players may not play any card that would prevent, neutralise or otherwise cover up an odour.

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What's that smell?

Card by Pongo

OMNIVAC

Thing

When you play this card, destroy all of your other Things. You may not control any other Things. Whenever OMNIVAC would be destroyed, you decide whether or not it gets destroyed.
Action: Target player discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Русская передача

Thing

If anyone can read or pronounce the following sentence, they win the game: Вы можете прочитать русского? Я никогда не знал!

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Вы не можете прочитать это. Это пугает Вас?

Card by Corrigan

Random Attack!

Action

Random player destroys a random thing she controls. Random player discards a card. Random player draws a card. A random amount of cards from the discard pile is shuffled into the deck by a random player. Discard X cards when playing this to replace X occurrences of the word 'random' on this card with 'target'.

Card by Zt

Baltic Friends

Thing

Nobody may draw cards anymore, unless they drink 0.01 l. of Wodka every time they draw a card.

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ineve'shoughtshisdrinkcoube memakesodrung

Card by Zt

Chrononauts

Thing

Action: Play an action card from the discard pile. Then remove the played card from the game, unless you destroy two things you control.

Card by Zt

1F

Antipathy

Thing

Choose an opponent. If that Opponent targets any of their own Opponents with an Action or other effect, they must target you.

Card by Bucky

2F

Voucher

Thing

You may destroy this at any time to draw a card or gain four Energy tokens.

Card by Bucky

3F

Overkill

Action

Destroy target Thing. Destroy it again if possible. If it's not in the discard pile afterwards, move it there. Finally, if it's still in play, remove it from the game.

Card by Bucky

Disrepair

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, return that Thing to its controller's hand.

Card by Kevan

Federation Against Copyright Theft

Thing

If there is more than one Thing in play with the same name, you may destroy any number of those Things, at any time.

Card by Kevan

Creeping Mould

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Mould token into play under their control. If a player has five or more Mould tokens, they lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Andrew's Lucky Coin

Thing

Whenever a random decision has to be taken, you decide instead.

Card by Zt

Petrified Wood

Thing

If there are at least 7 cards in the discard pile and there are only things in the discard pile, eliminate an opponent and destroy this.
Action: Take a card from the discard pile and shuffle it into the deck.

Card by Zt

Think, Copy, Win

Action

Create a copy of a thing in play. You may change (not: add!) up to 2 words in the new card's text, as long as the new text makes sense to everybody. Then give the new card to an opponent or shuffle it into the deck.

Card by Zt

Mirror Neurons

Thing

Whenever any player plays an Action card, each of their opponents (going clockwise) must play a copy of that Action.

Card by Kevan

4F

Impound

Thing

Play onto another Thing. You now control that Thing until Impound is destroyed. Any player may give you 6 Money-related Things to destroy Impound.

Card by Bucky

5F

Affluence

Thing

Gain a Money token at the start of each of your turns.

Card by Bucky

6F

Demount

Action

Return a non-Token Thing to its controller's hand.

Card by Bucky

Token Vampire

Thing

Destroy a token at the beginning of your turn. If there are no tokens in play, destroy this card.

Card by Pongo

Token Zombie

Thing

Destroy a token other than a Zombie Token at the beginning of your turn, and put a Zombie Token into play. If there are no tokens in play other than Zombie Tokens, destroy this card.

Card by Pongo

Doomsday Device

Thing

If anyone except you destroys one of your Things (including this), or you destroy this, destroy all Things in play.

Card by Pongo

Gleancrawler

Thing

At the end of your turn, return to your hand all Things in the discard pile that were put into the discard pile from play this turn.

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Does it have trample as well?

Card by Zt

Health and Safety

Thing

Actions that would destroy Things may not be played.

Card by Kevan

Arena Duel

Thing - Rule

Give each player 5 Stamina tokens. When only one player has any Things remaining (excluding this card), they win the game.

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"The last one standing wins by default."

Card by Bucky

Reserve Stock

Thing

You may discard a Thing card from your hand to prevent a Thing from being destroyed.

Card by Kevan

No Surprises

Action

Each player reveals their hand and discards all Action cards.

Card by Kevan

Do the Zombie Walk!

Action

Use the Action abilities of all Things you control whose title includes the word "zombie", or who have been in the discard pile at least once.

Card by Corrigan

Generic Evil Shaman

Thing

Action: Destroy a tangible Thing you control; if the Thing was living, destroy a Thing. If the Thing wasn't living, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Evil Semantics

Action

Choose a thing in play you do not control and choose two words. Replace all occurrences of the first word with the second word in the thing's text. The new text has to make sense.

Card by Zt

Discard Attack

Action

When playing this card, discard X cards to perform X of the following actions. Each of the actions may only be taken once.
Action: destroy target living thing.
Action: draw a card.
Action: gain control of a token in play.
Action: choose and draw a card from the discard pile.

Card by Zt

B100

Nuclear Bunker

Thing

Indestructible.

Card by Zt

7F

Mobility Bonus

Thing

Whenever Mobility Bonus enters or leaves play, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

8F

Mountain Spring

Thing

Action: Gain 2 Water tokens.

Card by Bucky

9F

Threatening Glare

Thing

Action: Target Player cannot play Actions until the start of your next turn.

Thing: Target Player cannot play Things until the start of your next turn.

Card by Bucky

3D

Subtle Plan

Action

You may reveal and discard this when an opponent plays an Action. You play that Action instead.

Card by Zaratustra

+Inf

Rehash

Thing

When you play this, if the top card in the discard pile is an Action, put it under this card but visible. Whenever you play an Action, its text is replaced with the text of the card under this one.

Card by Zaratustra

-Inf

Think Green

Thing

You cannot draw cards. Whenever an opponent's card goes to the discard pile, you may put it in your hand.

Card by Zaratustra

Plagiarise

Thing

Gain a reader token each time you play an Action card. If your ever have more than 18 reader tokens, lose half of them, rounded down.

Card by Holly added by gill_smoke

Work Internet Crackdown

Thing

While this card is in play, only one card may be played by each player, each turn.

Card by Holly added by gill_smoke

Show Breasts

Thing

Action: Gain one reader token, but place it on this card. Reader tokens on this card do not count towards victory, and leave play with this card.

Card by Holly added by gill_smoke

8D

Roflstomping

Reaction

Play when you destroy a Thing to draw a card. If it was a token draw two additional cards.

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HAHE ROBBLE ROBBLE 8D

Card by jtwe

1G

Holiday Bonus

Thing

When you obtain this, draw 3 cards.

Card by Bucky

2G

Mind Control

Action

Look at target player's hand. Play one of their cards for them.

Card by Bucky

3G

X-Ray Glasses

Thing

You may look at any player's hand or the top card of the draw pile at any time.

Card by Bucky

Automaton

Thing

The Automaton counts as a player. Place its turn immediately after yours. When the Automaton comes into play, deal it a hand of five cards from the top of the draw pile. The Automaton always plays the card on top of its "hand". If the Automaton plays a card illegally, discard that card. If the Automaton is ever given a choice of any kind by a card, that card is discarded.

Card by Pongo

Shoot

Action

Eliminate target player.

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"But I have a gun!"

Card by Corrigan

Vladimir Putin

Thing

Whenever a vote is taken, your vote counts as thirty votes. Whenever an opponent's Thing attempts to destroy a Thing under your control, flip a coin and destroy the opponent's Thing if the coin comes up heads. You can't destroy Vladimir Putin.

Card by Corrigan

4G

Junk Bonds

Thing

When you play this, discard two other cards. Draw an extra card every turn.

Card by Bucky

5G

Gain 6 Energy Tokens

Action

Do what the title says.

Card by Bucky

6G

Cornered Beast

Thing

Once per turn, you may discard a card with a cornervalue to destroy a Thing with no cornervalue.

Card by Bucky

Old People Stampede

Action

Destroy a Thing whose rules text is in a smaller font size than that of this card.

Card by Corrigan

C5

Creepy Bespectacled Guy

Thing

No other players can look at the cards in your hand or take cards from your hand.

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Mmble mrmble hrmshmnehh...

Card by Corrigan

S3

Busker

Thing

Action: Target player must give you control of one of his/her Things.
Your maximum hand size is 4.

Card by Corrigan

Oh

The Element of Surprise

Thing

Each player, at the beginning of his turn, must either name an element in the Periodic Table of Elements that no player has named previously or be eliminated.

Card by Gimlear

FD

Fast Draft Card Maker

Thing

Action: Create a new card of the type "Thing" and put it in play in front of you. This card may have any title and cornervalue you choose, but its text must read "This card does nothing."

Card by Gimlear

Prize Kiosk

Action

if you have more tokens than any other player you win.

Card by gill_smoke

Census

Action

if you have more non token living things than any other player you win.

Card by gill_smoke

You Drank the bong water

Action

Target player discards a card and skips their next turn

Card by gill_smoke

M1

Subhuman

Thing

No cards whose titles reference philosophy, physics, politics, psychology or associated concepts may be played while this card is in play.

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"Hate...P!"

Card by Corrigan

E3

Subsandwich

Thing

This card can only be destroyed by an opponent who controls two or more living Things.

Card by Corrigan

N4

Subway

Thing

Action: Give control of any number of your Things to an opponent. They must then give you control of an equal number of their things.

Card by Corrigan

'Nuff Said

Action

Discard your hand.

Card by Zaratustra

No Items

Action

Return all cards in play to their controller's hands.

Card by Zaratustra

Final Destination

Thing

When this comes into play, every player may play a Thing.
If any player has more than three Things in play at any time, they must destroy a Thing.
When a player's last Thing is destroyed, they lose the game.

Card by Zaratustra

Drunken Monologue

Action

Draw two cards and play them both. A chosen opponent makes any decisions required.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

Ask the Audience

Action

Draw a card. If you have more than ten people in play, draw another.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

LiveJournal Server Down

Action

Play in response to any card, to prevent it being played.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

The Hilton Empire

Thing

As long as this is in play, you are considered to control an endless amount of money tokens.

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- Money, money, money!!!!!!!!
- So he controls all the railroads, but I've got the Electric Company, the Water Works and this hotel in Pennsylvania Avenue, you know...

Card by Zt

You bought this vacuum cleaner and...

Thing

...now your soul belongs to Satan!
During your turn you may take as many actions as you want and destroy any number of target things other than this using this card. Whenever your turn ends you are eliminated.

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There's just this minor drawback... You know, it's nothing really, just sign here.

Card by Zt

Waiting for a miracle

Thing

Action: Draw a card. If it is yellow, eliminate an opponent.

Card by Zt

Controled Burn

Thing

Whenever you draw a card you may discard it and draw another.

Card by gill_smoke

1UP

Extra Life

Thing

If you would be eliminated destroy this card instead.

Card by gill_smoke

Ponzi scheme

Action

Take all money tokens and redistrubite them in the following manner give one to each other player then one to yourself for each token one player has. if there are not enough to give a round to the other players you get the rest.<br\>

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"Two for you and one two for me. Three for you and one two three for me"

Card by gill_smoke

Box of Tricks

Thing

Action: Reveal your hand, and play an Action card from it at random. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn.

Card by Kevan

Runaway Steamroller

Action

Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Pancake token.

Card by Kevan

Corner

Thing

"-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil."

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

I Am The Wisest Human Of All

Action

The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

God Lets Little Children Starve

Action

The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy

Action

Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

7G

Paradox bomb

Thing

Action: Destroy target universe. If there are no universes in play, then destroy all Things instead.

Card by Bucky

Crossed Wires

Thing

Each player may use the Action abilities of Things controlled by their opponents, but may not use those of Things they control themselves.

Card by Kevan

Blender

Action

Take X amount of cards, where X is the amount of cards you discard when you play this, and combine some part of each of their effects onto a new card, and put that card into play.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Ye Olde English

Thing

Thou shalt not play cardes of the vermilion colour. Thou shalt collect four score energetick tokeyns and prevail over thy opponentes.

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Geez, I wish you could stop that ridiculous Shakespeare imitation.

Card by Zt

Jesus Christ Himself

Thing

Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to generate 10 food tokens.
Action: Replace all water tokens with wine tokens.
Action: Return a living thing from the discard pile to play under your control.

Card by Zt