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{{card|title=THREE OF CLUBS|creator=garythesnail|type=action|text=Draw the 3 of clubs from the deck if it is not in the deck.


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===Removed Cards===
===Removed Cards===
These cards used to be in the deck archive, before someone used them to win a game.<br>
These cards used to be in the deck archive, before someone used them to win a game.<br>

Revision as of 17:18, 21 November 2009

The Unplayable Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date November 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Unplayable Dvorak Deck follows the same rules of the Infinite Dvorak deck, with one new special rule:

If a player successfuly plays any card of the Unplayable Dvorak deck and fulfills all of its commands (in a Thing's case, until the end of the turn), they win the game and the card is removed from the deck archive.


Card list

Overkill
Action
Draw 999 cards.
Card by Zaratustra
Playing With a Full Deck
Thing
If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game.
Card by jtwe (Infinite Dvorak deck)
A Little More Conversation
Action
Destroy an Action.
Card by Zaratustra
Coming up short
Action
Discard a number of cards equal to one plus the number of cards in your hand.
Card by Bucky
Silence
Thing
No cards may be played on the turn this enters play.
Card by Bucky
Echo
Action
Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.
Card by Bucky
The Ultimate Pick-Up Line
Thing
Lick your eyebrows when this comes into play.
Card by Zaratustra
Oche
Action
Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your next turn.
Card by Zaratustra
Misfire
Action
Negate this Action.
Card by Bucky
Game Over
Action
You may not play this card if playing it would cause any player to win the game. You are eliminated.
Card by Gimlear
Jordan
Thing
Forget it. I don't care if you're a guitar hero or not, you can't play Jordan.
YgGygygygGrybob
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mjolnir, Hammer of Thor
Thing
If this card leaves your hand, put it back in your hand. If this card is in play at the end of your turn, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Secret Word
Action
You must say the secret word when you play this.
No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Double Trouble
Action
Play another card called Double Trouble.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Action
Shuffle the draw pile into the discard pile and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Golden Fiddle
Thing
You must win a game of Dvorak against the Devil in order to play this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Playable Card
Action
All special rules are repealed while playing this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
AWOL
absent
Remove this card from the deck before beginning the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fuse
Action
Draw a card and play it immediately.
Card by Binarius
Wand of Summon Monster
Action
Search the draw pile for a Monster card and put it into play. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Fishing Rod
Action
Gain control of a fish.
Card by Binarius
Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes
Thing-Monster
When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it.
Card by Bucky
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Action
Say the name of this card as you play it. You must pronounce it correctly.
Card by Bucky
Loophole Man
Thing
Cannot be played. Discard this card from your hand to look at another player's hand and force them to discard any one card.
Card by Bucky
Fizz
Action
Discard a card and play it immediately.
Card by Binarius
Refuse
Action/Thing
As an Action: No matter what, don't play any cards this turn. As a Thing: This card does not belong on the table. Put it in the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Noteworthy
Action
Compose and record a hit song about Dvorak. You may choose its genre, but it must appear on the Billboard Hot 100 or the UK Singles Chart.
Card by Binarius
Victory Lap
Thing
Play this only in response to winning the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Print Wikipedia
Action
Destroy a rainforest and put an unholy number of Wikipedia Article Tokens into play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Warning: Critical Mass
Thing
When this enters play, type:
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164 times. Then shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Because
Special
This card is neither an Action nor a Thing.
Card by Bucky
Taste the Infinite
Action
Put this card on top of the draw pile, then draw a card and immediately play it if possible.
Card by Bucky
Cheshire Cat
Thing
If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
Ultimate Weapon
Thing
Every turn, including the turn this card enters play, destroy a Thing and eliminate its controller.
Card by Binarius
Wanton Destruction
Action
Discard a token, eliminate a Thing, and destroy an opponent.
Card by Binarius
Consolation Prize
Thing
Play this card into your control after you have been eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Foreshadow
Action
Reveal an Action from your hand. Play this as a copy of the revealed Action.
Card by Bucky
Time Block
Thing
You cannot end your turns. You may take any number of extra Actions each turn.
Card by Bucky
White Flag
Thing
You cannot win the game while White Flag is in play.
Card by Bucky
Chuck Norris's Secret Weakness
Type
This card is a figment of your imagination and doesn't exist.

You may think you're reading it now, but trust me, there is no card here.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void Cannon
Thing
You may only play this card if you have no cards in your hand.
Eliminate a player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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Card by ChippyYYZ
Out Of Order
Thing
For some reason that lies just outside of your ability to comprehend, you can't play this card. Sorry.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Spanish Inquisition
Thing
Play only in response to "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition."
Card by ChippyYYZ
"I Wasn't Expecting The Spanish Inquistion"
Action
Play only in response to The Spanish Inquisition.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Broken Record
Action
Gain a Music token and play this card again.
Card by Bucky
Copyright Abuse
Thing
'Play' really means 'Create'.
Unless you are Bucky, you have not played this card.
Card by Bucky
Free Win
Action
Win the game, then remove Free Win from the deck archive.
Works exactly as intended
Card by Bucky
Everybody Likes Them
Thing
Only cards which mention puppies may be played.
Card by Chinkeeyong
The Curse of Epimenides
Action
When you play this card, don't do what it says.
Card by Binarius
I Don't Feel Tardy
Action
Draw an additional card at the beginning of your previous turn.
Card by jtwe

{{card|title=THREE OF CLUBS|creator=garythesnail|type=action|text=Draw the 3 of clubs from the deck if it is not in the deck.


Removed Cards

These cards used to be in the deck archive, before someone used them to win a game.

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