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== Cards Created by Me == | == Cards Created by Me == | ||
=== Random Cards === | === Random Cards === | ||
{{card|title=The Best Card Ever|type=Action - Sticky|bgcolor=600|text=The Gods need to get out more! All women in the room are overwhelmingly attracted to one another and must cuddle until this card is somehow canceled. -- This card remains on the table until canceled. If a guy kisses another on the lips, this card is canceled.|creator=Kyevan}} | {{card | ||
|title=The Best Card Ever | |||
|type=Action - Sticky | |||
|bgcolor=600 | |||
|text=The Gods need to get out more! All women in the room are overwhelmingly attracted to one another and must cuddle until this card is somehow canceled. -- This card remains on the table until canceled. If a guy kisses another on the lips, this card is canceled. | |||
|creator=Kyevan}} | |||
This card used to be in Infinite, but I decided to pull it. Everything before -- is straight out of one of the Goonmanji EGS-NP strips. The rest is either bookkeeping (Yes, I KNOW it should be a Thing!) or implementing a later part of the wacky little story arc. El Goonish Shive, for those who don't know, is a really wacky comic online, at http://www.egscomics.com | This card used to be in Infinite, but I decided to pull it. Everything before -- is straight out of one of the Goonmanji EGS-NP strips. The rest is either bookkeeping (Yes, I KNOW it should be a Thing!) or implementing a later part of the wacky little story arc. El Goonish Shive, for those who don't know, is a really wacky comic online, at http://www.egscomics.com | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Weighted Companion Cube | |||
|bgcolor=006 | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=If Kyevan is playing in this game, Weighted Companion Cube can not be played. | |||
|creator=Kyevan | |||
}} | |||
This is my response to people making Portal jokes all the time in a semiprivate chat, Sine Waves. And on the rest of the internet >_> | |||
=== Infinite Dvorak === | === Infinite Dvorak === | ||
{{card|title=Ditto|type=Thing - Pokemon|bgcolor=006|text=You may consider this cards creator to be the same as the creator of a chosen card on the table.|creator=Kyevan}} | {{card | ||
|title=Ditto | |||
|type=Thing - Pokemon | |||
|bgcolor=006 | |||
|text=You may consider this cards creator to be the same as the creator of a chosen card on the table. | |||
|creator=Kyevan}} | |||
Made in response to seeing lots of cards by the same few people - Probably useless, but fun! | Made in response to seeing lots of cards by the same few people - Probably useless, but fun! | ||
{{card | |||
|title=sudo rm -rf / | |||
|type=Action | |||
|bgcolor=000 | |||
|text=One opponent of your choice must think of a reasonably common English word. If you can guess this word within three tries, all Things are destroyed, all hands are discarded, and everyone draws a new hand. | |||
|flavortext=I told you password was a bad password! | |||
|creator=Kyevan}} | |||
Ah, a good ol' rm joke :) | |||
{{card | |||
|title=There Can Be Only One | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|bgcolor=456 | |||
|text=If two or more copies of this Thing are ever in play, all players with a copy of this thing lose. | |||
|creator=Kyevan}} | |||
The intent with this card is for cards that become others, or clone them as tokens, to have something they can clone, but shouldn't. | |||
Revision as of 23:33, 21 October 2007
Cards Created by Me
Random Cards
The Best Card Ever
Action - Sticky
The Gods need to get out more! All women in the room are overwhelmingly attracted to one another and must cuddle until this card is somehow canceled. -- This card remains on the table until canceled. If a guy kisses another on the lips, this card is canceled.
Card by Kyevan
This card used to be in Infinite, but I decided to pull it. Everything before -- is straight out of one of the Goonmanji EGS-NP strips. The rest is either bookkeeping (Yes, I KNOW it should be a Thing!) or implementing a later part of the wacky little story arc. El Goonish Shive, for those who don't know, is a really wacky comic online, at http://www.egscomics.com
Weighted Companion Cube
Thing
If Kyevan is playing in this game, Weighted Companion Cube can not be played.
Card by Kyevan
This is my response to people making Portal jokes all the time in a semiprivate chat, Sine Waves. And on the rest of the internet >_>
Infinite Dvorak
Ditto
Thing - Pokemon
You may consider this cards creator to be the same as the creator of a chosen card on the table.
Card by Kyevan
Made in response to seeing lots of cards by the same few people - Probably useless, but fun!
sudo rm -rf /
Action
One opponent of your choice must think of a reasonably common English word. If you can guess this word within three tries, all Things are destroyed, all hands are discarded, and everyone draws a new hand.
I told you password was a bad password!
I told you password was a bad password!
Card by Kyevan
Ah, a good ol' rm joke :)
There Can Be Only One
Thing
If two or more copies of this Thing are ever in play, all players with a copy of this thing lose.
Card by Kyevan
The intent with this card is for cards that become others, or clone them as tokens, to have something they can clone, but shouldn't.
