Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5501-5600

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 5501-5600
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Bullet Hell

Thing

At the end of your turn, destroy five Things at random other than Bullet Hell.
At end of turn, if Bullet Hell is the only Thing in play, destroy it.

Card by Corrigan

Magical Flying Wizard Girl

Thing

Action: Discard a card to destroy target Thing that doesn't have an Action ability.

Card by Corrigan

Skreyebane Of The Dead

Thing - Pirate Zombie Captain

All Pirates are also Zombies.
As long as Skreyebane is in play, you control all Zombies.
Action: Target Thing becomes a Zombie.

Card by NARF

10000

Super Saiyan 3

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, before your draw step, destroy Super Saiyan 3 unless you discard six cards.
Action: Destroy up to five target Things.

Card by Corrigan

Z3

Kamehameha

Action

Destroy four target Things. Shuffle Kamehameha into the draw pile instead of putting it into the discard pile.

Card by Corrigan

Super Saiyan 4 Kamehameha x10

Action

You can't play Super Saiyan 4 Kamehameha x 10 if you've played a Thing this turn.
Remove all Things you don't control, all cards in your hand and Super Saiyan 4 Kamehameha x10 from the game. You can't play a Thing this turn.

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The power to destroy planets is serious business.

Card by Corrigan

5g

Mutate

Action

Destroy a Thing and reveal the top card of the draw pile. If you revealed a Thing card, the destroyed Thing's controller plays it.

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It could turn you into a super mutant. Or it could just kill you

Card by Bucky

6g

Brain Scrambler

Thing

Action:Target opponent reveals two random cards from their hand. You may have them discard one and draw a card.

Card by Bucky

7g

Signature Move

Action

Reveal the top card of the draw pile. If its creator is: Bucky:Unavoidably move a Thing to the discard pile
Corrigan:Eliminate an opponent
ChippyYYZ:Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.
Kevan:Pick a word. Destroy all Things which have that word on them.
Anyone else:Just destroy the Thing already.

Card by Bucky

Bullet Heck

Thing

At the end of your turn, destroy two Things at random other than Bullet Heck.
At end of turn, if Bullet Heck is the only Thing in play, destroy it.

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For those who lack the guts, skill, or quarters.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Kill It With Fire

Action

Destroy target Thing with fire.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Remake

Action

Return a card from the discard pile to your hand. Each opponent may discard any number of cards to change, delete, or add that many words on the returned card.

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Never as good as the original.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Supermaximum Capacity

Thing

When Supermaximum Capacity enters play, you gain control of all Things.
You can't play Things.
You can't gain control of Things other players control.
You can't gain tokens.

Card by Corrigan

A9

Perceptive Sphinx

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, before your draw step, you may look at the top two cards of the draw pile. If you do, you may put one or both of those cards on the bottom of the draw pile in any order.

Card by Corrigan

Ghost Woods

Thing

Each player may play any number of cards with different titles during his or her turn.
Each player may use only one Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability during his or her turn.
Whenever a player plays a card or uses an ability, each of his or her opponents, starting with the next one in turn order, draws a card.

Card by Corrigan

Chewbacca Defense

Thing

Whoever controls this Thing may bark out questions at random opponents at any time, regardless of turns. If the opponent fails to answer your question, no matter how ridiculous, or complains, then the opponent must destroy one Thing under their control.

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Ha! You didn't answer my question, so that means I'm right!

Card by Morning of the logicians

108

Reincarnation

Thing

Action: This action may be taken in response to one of your Things being destroyed, including this one. Instead of destroying it, discard the card and search through the deck for a Thing, taking the first one you see. Replace the destroyed Thing with the new Thing.

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The Universe is a wheel, and I'm takin' a ride, baby.

Card by Morning of the logicians

9V

Shock the Monkey

Thing

Play on a living Thing. At the start of subject Thing's controller's turn, he or she discards a card. Subject thing has "Action: Move Shock the Monkey to another living thing that it has not been played on yet."

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Watch the monkey get hurt.

Card by jtwe

0O

Opt Out Form

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing you control.

Action: Destroy target Thing played on a Thing you control.

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If you do not not want to not receive more email from us, don't not click here.

Card by jtwe

Whirligig

Action

Each player counts the number of cards in his or her hand, then reveals his or her hand. Shuffle all the cards in all players' hands into a pile and deal cards out from it until each player has the number of cards in hand he or she counted.

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"Whirligig" is fun to say.

Card by Corrigan

Antique Sale

Action

Discard any number of cards. Return that many cards of your choice from the discard pile to your hand. (This happens before Antique Sales goes to the discard pile.)

Card by Corrigan

Plasmonid Recursion Device

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, that player may return a card from the discard pile to his or her hand.

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"Is that even a word?"

Card by Corrigan

Color Shift

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller reveals cards from the top of the deck until a card of a different color than the desttroyed Thing is revealed then plays that card. Shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Color Code

Action

Draw a card for each different color among Things you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

British Crayons

Thing

If at any time an opponent controls or plays a card with the word "color" but not "colour", put that card in the discard pile.
Draw a card when this Thing comes into play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

F8

Snark

Thing

If Snark is in your opening hand, reveal it at the beginning of the first turn.
When you draw Snark, reveal it.
Snark can't be played.
When Snark is put into your hand from another player's hand, reveal it and you win the game.

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"We have lost half the day. Any further delay, And we sha'n't catch a Snark before night!"

Card by Corrigan

Berserker's Fog

Thing

When Berserker's Fog enters play, discard your hand.
Skip your draw step.
Your maximum hand size is zero.
At the beginning of your turn, reveal the top three cards of the draw pile and play them all. Any of those cards that can't be played are put on the bottom of the draw pile in a random order.

Card by Corrigan

Pointless Regulation

Thing

If a player has played an Action this turn, that player can't play a Thing this turn.

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...or is it?

Card by Corrigan

Spam Rush

Action

Each player reveals their hand. Create X blank Thing cards and put them on top of the deck, where X is 20 minus the number of cards by Bucky in players' hands.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sheer Force

Action

Destroy a Thing.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may discard any number of cards to destroy that many Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Regeneration

Thing

At the end of your turn, if you discarded a card that turn, draw a card, and if a Thing you controlled was destroyed, you may play a Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

T5

"We Are Not Two Men! We Are Ten Men!"

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card or uses an Action ability, that player copies that Action ten times. Each copy may have a different target.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Scryball

Thing

Whenever you would draw cards, instead draw twice that many cards, then put that many cards from your hand on top of the draw pile in any order. (For example, if you would draw two cards, instead draw four and put two from your hand on top of the draw pile.)

Card by Corrigan

D6

Identification Code

Thing

Whenever you play a card with a number-letter corner value, if the letter is one of your initials, you may draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

8g

Garbage Blast

Action

Return a Thing from the discard pile to target opponent's hand. That player discards two cards at random.

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You'd be surprised how many problems I can solve with a broken Robofrog to the face.

Card by Bucky

9g

Garbage Storm

Action

Return 5 Things from the discard pile to target opponent's hand. Destroy all that player's Things.

Card by Bucky

0g

Garbage Crush

Action

Return all Things in the discard pile to target opponent's hand. Then, if that player's hand size is at least three times their hand size limit, eliminate them.

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So.... heavy...

Card by Bucky

T9

Time Thievery

Action

Look at each opponent's hand. Choose a Thing card from one of those hands and put it into play under your control.

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Is it really stealing if you didn't technically have it yet?

Card by Corrigan

J3

Fallout Scavenging

Action

Destroy all Things. Each player, beginning with you, draws cards equal to the number of things he or she controlled that were destroyed this way.

Card by Corrigan

S7

Giant Bumblebee

Thing

Action: Target Thing's Action abilities can't be used during its controller's next turn.

Card by Corrigan

My Own Worst Enemy

Thing

You count as an opponent to yourself.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tinker

Action

Destroy a Thing you control, then look at the top 10 cards of the deck and put a Thing from among them into play. Shuffle the deck afterwards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Forecast

Action

Reveal a Thing from your hand as you play this card.
This card has the effect of one of that Thing's Action abilities.

Card by ChippyYYZ

F4

Psychic Mortician

Thing

Whenever a Thing an opponent controls is put into the discard pile from play, you may draw cards equal to that Thing's corner value.

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The true genius of some people is realized only in death.

Card by Corrigan

Suction Gate

Action

Each player chooses a non-token Thing he or she controls and returns it to his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

5P

Memory Tank

Thing

Action: Put an Action card from your hand under Memory Tank.
Action: Play all cards under Memory Tank, then destroy Memory Tank.
When Memory Tank leaves play, put all cards under it into the discard pile.

Card by Corrigan

Dewitchery

Action

Choose a Thing whose text has been modified from its original text. Create a copy of that Thing under your control with the Thing's original text.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Banning Spree Combo

Thing

Action: Remove a Thing from the game. If you do not use this ability on your turn, Shuffle Banning Spree Combo and all cards removed by it into the deck.

When 64 cards are removed with Banning Spree Combo, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

TAMASHII GEKIDO!

Action

Draw 5 cards. You may play 3 extra cards this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

1h

Hurried Search

Action

Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card

Card by Bucky

S6

Suicide Cult

Thing

When eight or more Things controlled by the same player are destroyed in one turn, that player wins the game.

Card by Corrigan

7A

Fairy Chess

Thing

After the active player has stopped playing cards and using abilities, each other player, going in turn order, may activate an Action ability of a Thing he or she controls.

Card by Corrigan

2J

Were We Playing a Game?

Action

Remove all Things, cards in the discard pile and in players' hands from the game.

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Subtlety is for little girls.

Card by Corrigan

2h

Spite vs. Envy

Action

Target Thing's controller may destroy all their Things. If they don't, gain control of that Thing.

Card by Bucky

3h

Life vs. Death

Action

Choose a Thing card in the discard pile and a Thing an opponent controls. That opponent may destroy the chosen Thing. If they don't, return the Thing card to play under your control.

Card by Bucky

4h

Hate vs. Greed

Action

Target opponent may discard three cards. If they don't, you draw three cards.

Card by Bucky

Insulate

Action

Remove the draw pile from the game. Put the discard pile and each player's hand into the draw pile. Shuffle the draw pile. Each player draws five cards.

Card by Corrigan

K6

Cerebrohydra

Thing

Action: Roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of cards in your hand, destroy target Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Bone Mask

Thing

Play Bone Mask onto a nontoken Thing you control.
When equipped Thing is put into the discard pile, you may return another Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Left Hand of Karn

Thing

Action: Target player chooses a card in his or her hand and puts it face-down under Left Hand of Karn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Right Hand of Karn

Thing

Action: Discard a card. If you do, put target Thing face-down under Right Hand of Karn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Eyes of Karn

Thing

Action: Set aside all face-down cards under Things you control, Restart the game, then put all Thing cards set aside this way into play under your control and all Action cards into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

T1

Spooon!

Action

You can't play Spooon! if you've played a Thing this turn.

You can't play Things this turn.

You may take up to three more Actions this turn.

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"Spoon, Arthur. Spoon."

Card by Corrigan

Shooting Range

Thing

At the end of each turn, you may discard a card. If you do, destroy all tokens.

Card by Corrigan

Personal Satisfaction

Thing

If you don't win the game, you may feel as though you won it.

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Dvorak isn't everything.

Card by Corrigan

4h

Epic Karnage

Action

Gain a Hand token and put all non-token Things face-down under it.

Card by Bucky

Fishbowl of Depression

Thing

Whenever another card would be put into the discard pile from anywhere, put that card on top of the draw pile instead.
At the end of each player's turn, that player may put five or more cards from his or her hand on top of the draw pile. If that player does, destroy Fishbowl of Depression.

Card by Corrigan

B5

Coal-Powered Chronodrill

Thing

Action: Discard your hand. Look at the top X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of cards you discarded times 5. Choose one of them and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Black Hat

Thing

Play onto a Thing you control.
Besides Black Hat and the Thing it's attached to, Things you control can't be targeted by Actions your opponents control.

Card by Corrigan

Dampening Field

Thing

If Dampening Field is destroyed, the effect that destroyed it destroys no other Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

ModLoader

Action

Each player may remove a Thing card in their hand from the game. Those cards become special rules with all second-person pronouns replaced with the appropriate form of the name of that player's name.

Card by ChippyYYZ

HERP DERP

special

When you draw this card, show it to an opponent.
Whenever an opponent plays a card, that player may say "Herp Derp." If that player does not, you may discard HERP DERP to negate that card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Choking Exhaust

Action

Draw two cards. Each opponent discards a card at random.

Card by Corrigan

Monomania

Thing

At the end of your turn, before you discard, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw half that many cards, rounded down.

Card by Corrigan

Altar of Whispers

Thing

Action: Discard a card. If you do, destroy target Thing.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control. If you do, target player discards a card.
When each player has no cards in hand and Altar of Whispers is the only Thing in play, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

Subspace chest

Thing

Action: Take a thing under your control and place it under Subspace Chest. This removes the card from the game. It cannot be destroyed or otherwise affected, but it's effects are nullified and it's action abilites cannot be used. If Subspace chest is destroyed with Things in it, return the Things to your control.
Action: Remove a Thing from Subspace Chest and return it to your control.

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It's nowhere at all and everywhere at once.

Card by Morning of the Logicians

Firewall

Thing

This card may be played onto a Thing. That thing's text cannot be modified by other cards.

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Norton? Seriously? I got rid of that hellspawn years ago. Try AVG.

Card by Morning of the Logicians

Rogue

Thing

You are allowed to draw a card whenever you like as long as you are able to kife it from the draw pile without being caught by the other players. If you are caught, you do not get the card and must destroy a thing under your control.

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Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.

Card by Morning of the Logicians

Pull From Beyond

Action

Put target face-up card that has been removed from the game into the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Throne Of Many Seats

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may destroy a Thing you control to negate that Action.
Whenever any player plays an Action, any player may destroy two Things they control to negate that Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hyper Vortex

Thing

Action: Destroy Hyper Vortex and four other random Things. Each opponent discards a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hyperspace Trinket

Thing

Hyperspace Trinket cannot be targeted by anything without hyperspace in title. If hyperspace Trinket is placed in Subspace Chest both are destroyed.
Action: Create two copies of Hyperspace Trinket and place each one under whomever's control you wish.

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It's everywhere at once and nowhere at all.

Card by Morning of the Logicians

Devil's Politics

Action

Propose a rule amendment. All other players vote on it, but write their vote on a slip of paper and aren't allowed to let the others know their choice. When all are done, read them aloud. If all are yes, the rule is put through; if some are no, the rule doesn't go through; If all are no, the rule is still put through.

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They tell you not to deal with the devil. Delegating with him is even worse.

Card by Morning of the Logicians

Forbidden Technique

Thing

If you have <x> darkness tokens:
2: Destroy three Things you control.
3: Discard your entire hand and reduce your hand size to two.
4: Eliminate yourself from the game.
Action: Destroy one target Thing and play an Action you choose from the draw pile (shuffle the pile afterwards). Gain one darkness token.

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First it destroys your world, then your mind, and finally your life.

Card by Morning of the Logicians

M5

Odin's Coin

Action

Flip a coin. If you win the flip. gain control of all Things. If you lose the flip, destroy all Things you control and discard your hand.

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The gods do not play dice, but, incidentally, they do flip coins.

Card by Corrigan

Mental Mine

Thing

When Mental Mine is put into the discard pile from play, each player discards his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Streams of Sophos

Thing

Each player has no maximum hand size.

Card by Corrigan

Strange Deja Vu

Action

Play an Action card from the discard pile, then put that card on top of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Dance Of Eternity

Thing

Action and Thing: Discard a card and play any Action from the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

One Last Time

Action

Play an Action card from the discard pile, then remove that card from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Fiona's Sword

Action

Destroy up to X target Things, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

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"Ei! Ei! Ei! I win!"

Card by Corrigan

A6

Chip Damage

Thing

Whenever another card causes a player to discard cards, that player discards an additional card.

Card by Corrigan

Clone Blitz

Action

Choose a Thing and discard any number of cards. For each card discarded this way, put a token that's a copy of that Thing into play.

Card by Corrigan

5h

Loadstone Fragment

Thing

When you play this from your hand, draw a card. You may play this under an opponent's control.

Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. If your maximum hand size is 0, eliminate yourself.

Card by Bucky

6h

Curse Cannon

Thing

Action:Target opponent gains a copy of a Thing named "Loadstone Fragment" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive.

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It's on page 56.

Card by Bucky

Voodoo Curse

Action

Target player discards his or her hand at the end of his or her next turn.

Card by Corrigan

Meatfist the Bloodguzzler

Thing

Action: Destroy a living thing you control other than Meatfist the Bloodguzzler. If you do, destroy target Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Far-Fetched Tale

Action

Look at the bottom five cards of the draw pile, then put them on top of the draw pile in any order.

Card by Corrigan

Storage Throne

Thing

When any player is playing an Action, you may discard 3 cards from your hand. If you do, negate that card and place it under Storage Throne. If Storage Throne is discarded from play, deal all Actions under it evenly among all players. Each player, starting with you and proceeding in turn order, must immediately play all Actions they have just been dealt.

Card by Salamander

Identity Crisis

Action

Choose a card in play that references itself. Then choose another card. All references to the first card on the first card now reference the second card.

Card by Salamander

Mausam Ki Sargam

Action - Song

Put all Song, Hindi, Spring-related Thing Cards in play to your side. Put as much Song tokens to yourself for all the cards you have in play.

Card by newecreator

Asperger Syndrome

Thing

As long as this card is in play, you are not affected by Abstract and Intangible things.

Card by newecreator

Kylie Minogue

Thing-Person

This card can only be destroyed by playing a Song-related card.

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She is the Aphrodite that is better the devil you know that you can't get her out of your head.

Card by newecreator