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Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!
Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!
==Our own dvorak deck==
Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English).
If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious.
Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them.
And the most important thing: '''DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!'''
{{Infobox
| title=Our Infinite Deck
| designer=NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
| date=July 2011 - onward
| players=2+
| status=Unfinished
| unlocked=true
}}
{{Card
|title=Giant Enemy Crab
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.
"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".
Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.
|flavortext=Attack his weak point for massive damage.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Discard a card and destroy a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Pedobear
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|flavortext="I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Hypno
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Hypno comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|flavortext="It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Bluedust
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Bluedust comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Meeting spot: NinjaWookiees basement
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control Pedobear, Hypno and Bluedust play this card and you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Ufoporno
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.
|flavortext=Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Roll of Toilet Paper
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.
|flavortext=I've got something way better for you.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Wolfbluts salivary filaments
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=3 things of your choice now are "sticking together". If one of them becomes destroyed, destroy the others too.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=DVD-Collection
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control 6 or more movie inspired cards you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Sevicke Power
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Every turn put 1 counter on "Sevicke Power". If there are 5 counter on it you win the game.
"Sevicke Power" is immune to the T-Virus.
If "Sevicke Power" gets destroyed, destroy 5 things.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Simon Stoodowitz
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Action: Be cool (This ability can be played at every time)
Thing: Remove "Simon Stoodowitz" from the game and put 1 career counter on it at the beginning of your turn. I fthere are 10 career counter on it, you win the game. If 8 things were played put "Simon Stoodowitz" back into play and remove all counters.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Holy Heater
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Holy Heater" is immune to the T-Virus.
Lay 1 heat counter on "Holy Heater" at the beginning of your turn. If there are 5 heat counters on "Holy Heater" destroy every thing in play.
|flavortext="Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Objection!
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You may play this if anyone plays a card. Shout out loud "Objection!" and destroy the card that the played wanted to play. If that card was indestructible the player just takes it back on his hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=The One Ring
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Put this card on a thing. That thing gets treated by your opponents as if it was removed from play. You can still use it as if its in play normally. It's immune to cards, which get cards back into the game.
|flavortext="[...]But they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Smeagol / Gollum
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=As Smeagol:
Action & Thing: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
If "The One Ring" gets played onto "Smeagol" it becomes "Gollum".
As Gollum:
Action: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
|flavortext="My preciousssssss!"
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=The Settlers of Catan
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You can offer a card for trade.
|flavortext=Who gives me clay for a lamb?
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Movietrailer
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Reveal a card from your hand. You can play that card in your next turn without paying for it.
|flavortext=Coming soon to a game near you!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Evil Scoop of Ice Cream
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" comes into play with 5 Melting counter on it. Remove one counter at the beginning of your turn. If there are 0 counters on it, destroy "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream".
Action: Destroy a thing or a player of your choice discards a card.
If "The Sun" is in play remove half of the counters on "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" rounded down.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
I'm just starting. There are A LOT more cards to come.

Revision as of 21:25, 12 July 2011

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!


Our Infinite Deck
Designer NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date July 2011 - onward
Players 2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Giant Enemy Crab
Thing
Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.

"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".

Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.
Attack his weak point for massive damage.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.
Action
Discard a card and destroy a thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car
Thing
Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pedobear
Thing
When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
Card by NinjaWookiee


Hypno
Thing
When Hypno comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
Card by NinjaWookiee


Bluedust
Thing
When Bluedust comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee


Meeting spot: NinjaWookiees basement
Action
If you control Pedobear, Hypno and Bluedust play this card and you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ufoporno
Action
Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.
Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Roll of Toilet Paper
Thing
If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.
I've got something way better for you.
Card by NinjaWookiee


Wolfbluts salivary filaments
Action
3 things of your choice now are "sticking together". If one of them becomes destroyed, destroy the others too.
Card by NinjaWookiee


DVD-Collection
Thing
If you control 6 or more movie inspired cards you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee


Sevicke Power
Thing
Every turn put 1 counter on "Sevicke Power". If there are 5 counter on it you win the game.

"Sevicke Power" is immune to the T-Virus.

If "Sevicke Power" gets destroyed, destroy 5 things.
Card by NinjaWookiee


Simon Stoodowitz
Thing
Action: Be cool (This ability can be played at every time) Thing: Remove "Simon Stoodowitz" from the game and put 1 career counter on it at the beginning of your turn. I fthere are 10 career counter on it, you win the game. If 8 things were played put "Simon Stoodowitz" back into play and remove all counters.
Card by NinjaWookiee


Holy Heater
Thing
"Holy Heater" is immune to the T-Virus. Lay 1 heat counter on "Holy Heater" at the beginning of your turn. If there are 5 heat counters on "Holy Heater" destroy every thing in play.
"Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
Card by NinjaWookiee


Objection!
Thing
You may play this if anyone plays a card. Shout out loud "Objection!" and destroy the card that the played wanted to play. If that card was indestructible the player just takes it back on his hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee


The One Ring
Thing
Put this card on a thing. That thing gets treated by your opponents as if it was removed from play. You can still use it as if its in play normally. It's immune to cards, which get cards back into the game.
"[...]But they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
Card by NinjaWookiee
Smeagol / Gollum
Thing
As Smeagol:

Action & Thing: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.

If "The One Ring" gets played onto "Smeagol" it becomes "Gollum".

As Gollum:

Action: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
"My preciousssssss!"
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Settlers of Catan
Action
You can offer a card for trade.
Who gives me clay for a lamb?
Card by NinjaWookiee
Movietrailer
Action
Reveal a card from your hand. You can play that card in your next turn without paying for it.
Coming soon to a game near you!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Evil Scoop of Ice Cream
Thing
"Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" comes into play with 5 Melting counter on it. Remove one counter at the beginning of your turn. If there are 0 counters on it, destroy "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream".

Action: Destroy a thing or a player of your choice discards a card.

If "The Sun" is in play remove half of the counters on "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" rounded down.
Card by NinjaWookiee


I'm just starting. There are A LOT more cards to come.

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