Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5301-5400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 5301-5400
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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0e

Time-waster

Thing

You may shuffle the draw pile once per turn.

Card by Bucky

1f

Time Bomb

Thing

Enters play with between 1 and 3 Fuse tokens on it.
At the start of your turn, if this has Fuse Tokens on it, remove one; otherwise, destroy all Things.

Card by Bucky

Alpha Centauri

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, turn Alpha Centauri 90 degrees clockwise. When you turn it back right-side up, you win the game.

Card by curtmack

Power Nine

Thing

Action: Choose one - Shuffle the discard pile back into the deck, and all players discard their hands and draw five cards; or draw three cards; or take an extra turn after this one; or create a token of any type you choose; or create three tokens of any one type you choose, then destroy Power Nine.

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Because none of us is as broken as all of us.

Card by curtmack

Just Start Pushing Buttons At Random

Action

Pick a Thing and flip a coin. On heads, take control of it. On tails, destroy it.

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See that one button, next to the other button? It's the one just below that one.

Card by curtmack

0Z

Backup System

Thing

This card cannot be played except by the rules dictated on this card. If a card destroys a card belonging to the holder of this card, they may play this in the place of the said card. This card's text then changes to be the same as the card it replaced, and the name changes to "Backup (Original Cards Name)".

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*Backups a Backup System*

Card by NARF

7Y

Paper Powered Devastator

Thing

For every turn this card is in play, you must discard a card.
Action: Discard one card from your hand to destroy two cards of your choice

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Far more energy efficient than your garden variety Devastator.

Card by NARF

3V

Elected Throne

Thing

As long as this card is in play, the owner may call for a vote on any card played or any action ability used. If more than half of those playing/watching the game vote against it, the card is destroyed.

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It's like Throne, but... fairer

Card by NARF

It's coooomiiiiing...

Action

You may sacrifice 20 Things you control. If you do, you win the game. If you don't, you must say this card's name in an ominous voice, then put a Thing token into play and return this card to your hand. Thing tokens count as Things for all intents and purposes.

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And it's not Santa Claus.

Card by curtmack

Atlus

Thing

No player can win as long as Atlus is in play.
Action: Destroy Atlus.

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"We get off on your tears."

Card by curtmack

()2

Cornervalue Investigation Drone

Thing

Whenever a card with a cornervalue containing a number is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the owner of this card draws a number of cards equal to the number in its cornervalue, with a max of 5. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card discards the same number.

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A unpredictable machine built by a long-dead Mage.

Card by NARF

()3

Cornervalue Eating Drone

Thing

Whenever a card with a cornervalue is played, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, this card destroys a number of cards equal to the number of symbols within said corner value. If it comes up tails, the owner of this card destroys or discards their own cards until you have lost the same number.

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The eventual killer of its creator.

Card by NARF

()0

Cornervalue Vortex Machine

Thing

Every turn this card is in play, flip a coin. If heads, all cards with cornervalues in play(except for this one) are destroyed, and all cards with cornervalues in people's hands must be discarded. If tails, all cards act as though they have no cornervalue.

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A prototype of the long-dead mage's mysterious cornervalue research.

Card by NARF

Guardian-Variety Vegetable

Thing

Play this only onto a vegetable you control.
Things you control can be destroyed only by being eaten.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cold Snap

Action

Destroy all Tokens target player controls. That player draws no cards during their turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Token Density Amplifier

Action

Destroy all Things that have a Token on them.

Card by ChippyYYZ

(M)

Undead Cornervalue Ruler Mage Tetrivious

Thing

While this card is in the field, everytime a card with a cornervalue is played, it becomes property of this card's controller.

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They said he was long dead. They never said he wasn't walking.

Card by NARF

42

Guessing Game

Thing

If played on MUSH: Every turn this thing is in play, all players guess a number, then draw a card. If the card's number is within 15 or less of the number, they get to keep it.
If played otherwise:This card counts as blank.

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Totally not based off a Magic: The Gathering creature card.

Card by NARF

$2 Pay

Average Salary Man

Thing

Every turn, this card gains two money tokens.

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He'll never get anywhere in life.

Card by NARF

Disk Jockey

Thing - Party Member

When you play a Thing with the same title as a song, you may discard another card with the same title as a song. The Thing gains the text of the the discarded card, preceded with "Action:" if an Action was discarded this way.

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He's good with music, but he smells like teen spirit in the sky.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sandstorm

Action

Flip a coin for each player. On a heads, that player discards a card. On a tails, that player destroys a thing they control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Sound Of Silence

Thing

If a player plays no cards on their turn, they gain control of this card and draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Win

Race You to the Bottom

Thing Rule

While this card is in play, whoever draws the last card on the draw pile Wins the game.

Card by gill_smoke

X0

Pirate Server

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may put a card from your hand under this card. your max hand size is the number of cards under this card. Action(global): exchange a card in your hand for one under this card. Action: exchange a thing in play with a card under this card. if it is an action perform it immediately.

Card by gill_smoke

Jolly Roger

Thing

Action: Take all money tokens from another player destroy all those tokens at the end of our turn.

Card by gill_smoke

2f

Star Tapper

Thing

Once during your turn, gain a Wormhole Token OR take an Action for each Wormhole Token you control.
5 Actions:Draw a card

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This one alien artifact can channel more energy than the combined North American power grid.

Card by Bucky

3f

Growth Fund

Thing

At the start of your turn, put a Time token on this.
Action:Destroy this and all tokens on it. Draw a card for each token you destroyed.

Card by Bucky

4f

Temporal Oblation

Action

Destroy three Things you control. Take an extra turn after this one.

Card by Bucky

D2

Working to Heaven

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card, that player puts a Deed token into play.
If a player has ten Deed tokens at the beginning of his or her turn, he or she wins the game.

Card by Corrigan

9P

Purchasing Power

Thing

When Purchasing Power enters play, put 6 Money tokens into play.
Action: Destroy 3 Money tokens you control and play a Thing.

Card by Corrigan

3U

Replication Mastery

Action

Gain a token that's a copy of a Thing in play and/or put three tokens that are copies of any token into play. You may distribute the tokens among any number of players.
If you do both, discard a card and destroy a Thing you control first.

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Originality is highly overrated.

Card by Corrigan

5f

Fast Refill

Action

If you have no cards in your hand, draw four cards; otherwise, draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

6f

Mortal Wound

Action

Target Thing gains the text "At the end of your turn, destroy this".

Card by Bucky

1S

Research Node

Thing - Node

Action and Thing: Search the top 10X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of Nodes you control, for up to X cards and put them into your hand. Then destroy Research Node.

Card by Corrigan

1M

Converter Node

Thing - Node

Things with Node counters on them are Nodes.
When Converter Node leaves play, remove all Node counters from the game.
Action: For each Node you control, put a Node counter on a target Thing.

Card by Corrigan

1V

Master Node

Thing - Node

At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if each Thing is a Node.

Card by Corrigan

A3

November Rain

Thing

Destroy this at the beginning of your tourn unless you discard a card living things cannot play action abilities.

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Nothing lasts forever, Not even cold November rain.

Card by gill_smoke

3A

Autumal Rush

Action

All living things perform their action abilities now.

Card by gill_smoke

Yuk

Pumpkin Spice

Thing

If you play a food that isn't a type of squash destroy this. Action: destroy a squash, create a pie token.

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-Of all the seasonal flavors this is the one I hate the most.

Card by gill_smoke

1Z

Gravedigger Node

Thing - Node

Action: Search the discard pile for up to X Thing cards and put them into your hand, where X is the number of Nodes you control. Then destroy Gravedigger Node.

Card by Corrigan

1P

Guardian Node

Thing - Node

Whenever a Node you control would be destroyed, roll 1d6 for that Node. If a Node's die roll is equal to or less than the number of Nodes you control, it isn't destroyed.

Card by Corrigan

1C

Censor Node

Thing - Node

Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by one card for each Node you control. This effect can't reduce a player's maximum hand size to less than one card.

Card by Corrigan

7f

Content Filter

Thing

When you play this, choose a word. If that word isn't in this Thing's name, Things with that word in their name are blank.

Card by Bucky

Power Converter

Thing

Action: Gain an Energy Token.
Action: Destroy three Energy Tokens you control to play two Actions that aren't action abilities of Power Converter.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Absorb Energy

Action

Play only in response to an opponent's Action. Negate that Action and gain three Energy Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Circuitry Tweak

Action

Change all instances of "2" and "two" on target card to "one".

Card by ChippyYYZ

9D

Incinerator Ray

Thing

This Thing enters play with a charge counter on it.
Action: Destroy a token you control and put a charge counter on this card.
Action: Remove a charge counter and destroy a token.
Action: Remove three charge counters and destroy a Thing.
Action: Remove nine charge counters and eliminate a player.

Card by Corrigan

H0

dvorak pwnz u so hard rofl rofl rofl

Action

Target player shuffles his or her hand and all Things he or she controls into the draw pile. All tokens that player controls are removed from the game.

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lawlz ur ++l n00b im made of teh winz!!!111!!

Card by Corrigan

1F

Spy Node

Thing - Node

Action: Target opponent reveals one random card in his or her hand to you for each Node you control. You may put one of the revealed cards into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Time Machine

Thing

Action: Discard your hand and gain a Dodgeball Token for each card you discarded.
Action: Give a Dodgeball Token you control to an opponent and destroy a Thing that player controls.

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So I guess it's not so much a time machine as it is a dodgeball cannon.

Card by ChippyYYZ

M1

Varying Tempo

Thing

Each player rolls 1d6 twice at the beginning of his or her turn. The result on the first roll is the maximum number of Things that player may play this turn, and the second result is the maximum number of Actions that player may play this turn.

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We should be due for a crescendo any minute now.

Card by Corrigan

Card Advantage Means Nothing Here!

Action

Each player, beginning with you and going in turn order, draws ten cards. (The cards are drawn all at once)
You may play another Action this turn.

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With so many different contributors, thousands of cards and no constant win condition, the chances that the cards you have in your hand will actually help you win this game are insignificant.

Card by Corrigan

5Z

Magical Unicorn

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a sparkle counter on Magical Unicorn.
Whenever another player gains control of Magical Unicorn, remove all sparkle counters from it.
At the beginning of your turn, if Magical Unicorn has six sparkle counters on it, you win the game.

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Never pass up a chance to hunt for unicorns.

Card by Corrigan

8f

Action Cyclotron

Thing

Whenever you take your fifth Action in a turn, you win the game.
Action:You may take an extra Action next turn.

Card by Bucky

9f

Nondeterministic Factory

Thing

Thing:Gain a Mystery Token.

At any time on your turn, you may destroy one of your Mystery Tokens to play an extra Thing.

Whenever you play your fourth Thing card of a turn, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

0f

Mystery Box

Thing

You may destroy this at any time (even during an opponent's turn) to play a Thing.

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Note to self: Kevan does not like surprise promulgs.

Card by Bucky

S1

Yoink!

Action

Put target non-token Thing into your hand.

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"You don't know how to use it anyway."

Card by Corrigan

Quest for Dominance

Thing

No player controls Quest for Dominance.
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player wins the game if no other player controls a Thing.

Card by Corrigan

M0

Borrow

Action

Gain control of target Thing until end of turn. You may take another Action this turn, but that Action can only be used for that Thing's Action abilities.

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"I swear to return it, but I take no responsibility for its condition at that time."

Card by Corrigan

Forgery

Thing

When you play Forgery, look at an opponent's hand. You may have Forgery come into play as a copy of a Thing in their hand, plus the text "Destroy this Thing when there is another Thing in play with the same name."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Quest Of Demonslaying

Thing

No player controls Quest Of Demonslaying. You may not play this card if there is a Lovecraft-related card in play. If a player destroys a Lovecraft-related living Thing, that player wins.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Perfect Insanity

Thing

Your max hand size is reduced by 1. If at any time your max hand size is -5, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos

Thing - Outer God

When an opponent's draw step ends, if he doesn't have a Pawn token, he discards a random card and puts a blank card into his hand. Blank cards must stay blank.
A player may reveal a hand of only blank cards to discard his hand and put an indestructible Pawn token into play.
You control each player with a Pawn token.
When only one player has no Pawn tokens, eliminate him.

Card by Corrigan

Quest for Knowledge

Thing

When a player draws seven or more cards in one turn, that player wins the game.

Card by Corrigan

Library of Secrets

Thing

Thing: Put a Book token into play.
Action: Destroy any number of Book tokens you control and draw that many cards.

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The secrets of the universe are available to anyone willing to study them.

Card by Corrigan

Big Lipped Alligator

Thing

All Things in play except this one are blank.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this.

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Well THAT was random.

Card by curtmack

Yog-Sothoth, the Beyond One

Thing - Outer God

Each player gains a Chaos token at the beginning of his or her turn.
For each Chaos token a player controls, that player's max hand size is one card less and he draws an extra card on his draw step.
When a player's max hand size is 0, eliminate him.
Action: Each player gains a Chaos token.
Action: Each player sacrifices a Chaos token.

Card by Corrigan

Sledge Smash

Action

Destroy target Thing. That Thing's controller discards a card at random.

Card by Corrigan

M3

Kiln

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, gain a Fire token.
During your turn, you may destroy three Fire tokens you control to play an additional Thing.

Card by Corrigan

AV

InventorGorilla

Thing, Legendary Failure

As long as you control IG, you cannot win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, excange IG for control of another Thing.

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Hello, Youtube.

Card by AldusValor

AV

Valor's Greed Engine

Thing

Generates one money counter at the beginning of each turn

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"What better way to MAKE money?" ~The Colonel

Card by AldusValor

AV

Valor's Hatred Generator

Thing

At the beginning of each turn, place one Pawn Counter into play under your control

Card by AldusValor

9C

Time Derrick

Thing

Action: Put the bottom card of the draw pile into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Scholarly Chastisement

Action

Target player discards one card at random for each card in your hand.

Card by Corrigan

V0

Democratic Calvinball

Thing

Players may propose to add, change or repeal rules. If an objection to a proposed change is raised, all players vote on whether the proposed change is implemented.
When Democratic Calvinball leaves play, changes to the rules made while it was in play are repealed.

Card by Corrigan

Mindbreak

Action

The player with the most cards in their hand discards 2 cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Card Vortex

Action

You must discard a card to play Card Vortex.
Each opponent flips a coin. On a heads, that player discards an Action or 2 Things. On a tails, that player discards a Thing or 2 Actions.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Call On Forbidden Knowledge

Action

Draw 4 cards. Your max hand size is reduced by 4 this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Patsy

Action

Put a card from your hand into target opponent's hand. On that player's next turn, he or she plays that card and you make any decisions required for it.

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"And if anyone asks, you didn't see nothin."

Card by Corrigan

4R

Wandering Giant

Thing

When Wandering Giant enters play, destroy another Thing and draw a card.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant entered play this turn, target opponent gains control of it.
At the end of your turn, if Wandering Giant didn't enter play this turn, destroy another Thing, draw a card and shuffle Wandering Giant into the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Quest for War Spirit

Thing

When a player destroys six or more Things controlled by opponents in one turn, that player wins the game.

Card by Corrigan

AV

CDXCIX

ACTION

Select one type of token you control. Put 499 more of those types of tokens into play under your control.

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...No, it's pronouced 'see-dee-EX-six'...Because 499 seems unfinished...

Card by AldusValor

AV

Pawn A1

THING

Counts as a pawn.

At the start of your turn, Put 2 pawn tokens into play under your control.

At the end of your turn, destroy 1 pawn token you control.

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I just wish he'd start recruiting henchmen that didn't die all the time.

Card by AldusValor

2M

Land of Two

Thing

Whenever a player puts tokens into play, that player puts twice that many tokens of that type into play instead.
Whenever a player puts counters on a Thing, that player puts twice that many counters on that Thing instead.

Card by Corrigan

Relegate

Action

Put target non-token Thing on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Corrigan

Q3

The Queen of Hearts

Thing

Whenever a Thing's Action ability is activated, you may discard a card to destroy that Thing. (The Action ability occurs before the Thing is destroyed. If The Queen of Hearts leaves play as a result of that Action ability, the Thing is still destroyed.)

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"Speaking of axes, off with her head!"

Card by Corrigan

AV

Claimgrabbing

ACTION

Discard a card.
Look at target opponent's hand and take two cards from it

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Avarice has it's price.

Card by AldusValor

AV

Overruled

REACTION

If a THING an opponent controls targets you, your hand, or any THING you control, counter that ability.

Card by AldusValor

AV

The Spider's Chessboard

THING, Legendary Stage

As long as this card remains in play under your control, your opponents cannot play ACTIONS.

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Because I'm king on this chessboard.

Card by AldusValor

Hades' Errand

Thing

When the number of cards in the discard pile is greater than the number of cards in the draw pile, you win the game.

Card by Corrigan

Restore

Action

Return a Thing card from the discard pile to play under your control.

Card by Corrigan

Power Linking

Thing

Each Action card that's played on its controller's turn has "You may take another Action this turn. That Action can't be used for a Thing's ability." added to the end of its text.

Card by Corrigan

0

Null Rapier

Thing

At the start of each turn, gain one Null token. Action: Discard one Null token and choose a player. That player's Things cannot use their Thing or Action abilities next turn.

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The power of nullification...

Card by Nehh

0

Zero Wing

Thing

At the start of each turn, gain one Null token. Action: Discard one Null token. The next time any Thing or Action other than your own would directly affect the Things you own, nothing happens to them.

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A member of the null set...

Card by Nehh

0

The Nothing

Thing

The Nothing cannot be destroyed by anything other than itself. Action: If there is not already a copy of the card Null Rapier and/or Zero Wing in play, you may summon it/them to your hand. Action+Thing: Destroy all copies of Null Rapier and Zero Wing you control. Discard 20 null tokens. You may destroy any 5 Things belonging to the target player and may take control of another 5.

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Null and void.

Card by Nehh

Smoke Bomb

Action

You may play Smoke Bomb at any time.
Leave the game. (Things you control stay where they are. Your hand leaves the game with you. If you play Smoke Bomb in response to being eliminated, you aren't eliminated). You may return to the game at any time.

Card by Corrigan

Smoke Alarm

Action

Destroy all Things designed by gill_smoke.

Card by Corrigan

Redo

Action

Search the discard pile for an Action card and put it into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

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Shade

Thing

Shade can not have any Tokens on it. Action: Remove Shade from the game. At no point may Shade return to the game.

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He has no friends, either.

Card by Nehh

2W

Twinning Wave

Action

Each Thing is a copy of target Thing until the beginning of your next turn.
You may take another Action after this one.

Card by Corrigan

Pedobear

Thing

When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.

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"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

Card by NinjaWookiee

Ufoporno

Action

Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.

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Ufopornooooooo!!!!!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Roll of Toilet Paper

Thing

If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.

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I've got something way better for you.

Card by NinjaWookiee