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Revision as of 04:07, 26 February 2011
| The Unplayable Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | November 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Unplayable Dvorak Deck follows the same rules of the Infinite Dvorak deck, with one new special rule:
If a player successfuly plays any card of the Unplayable Dvorak deck and fulfills all of its commands (in a Thing's case, until the end of the turn), they win the game and the card is removed from the deck archive.
Card list
Playing With a Full Deck
Thing
If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game.
Card by jtwe (Infinite Dvorak deck)
Coming up short
Action
Discard a number of cards equal to one plus the number of cards in your hand.
Card by Bucky
Game Over
Action
You may not play this card if playing it would cause any player to win the game. You are eliminated.
Card by Gimlear
Jordan
Thing
Forget it. I don't care if you're a guitar hero or not, you can't play Jordan.
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YgGygygygGrybob
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mjolnir, Hammer of Thor
Thing
If this card leaves your hand, put it back in your hand. If this card is in play at the end of your turn, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Secret Word
Action
You must say the secret word when you play this.
No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is.
No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Action
Shuffle the draw pile into the discard pile and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Golden Fiddle
Thing
You must win a game of Dvorak against the Devil in order to play this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wand of Summon Monster
Action
Search the draw pile for a Monster card and put it into play. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes
Thing-Monster
When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it.
Card by Bucky
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Action
Say the name of this card as you play it. You must pronounce it correctly.
Card by Bucky
Loophole Man
Thing
Cannot be played. Discard this card from your hand to look at another player's hand and force them to discard any one card.
Card by Bucky
Refuse
Action/Thing
As an Action: No matter what, don't play any cards this turn. As a Thing: This card does not belong on the table. Put it in the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Noteworthy
Action
Compose and record a hit song about Dvorak. You may choose its genre, but it must appear on the Billboard Hot 100 or the UK Singles Chart.
Card by Binarius
Print Wikipedia
Action
Destroy a rainforest and put an unholy number of Wikipedia Article Tokens into play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Warning: Critical Mass
Thing
When this enters play, type:
loadcard Error/A/Error
164 times. Then shuffle the deck.
loadcard Error/A/Error
164 times. Then shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Taste the Infinite
Action
Put this card on top of the draw pile, then draw a card and immediately play it if possible.
Card by Bucky
Cheshire Cat
Thing
If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.
Card by Bucky
Ultimate Weapon
Thing
Every turn, including the turn this card enters play, destroy a Thing and eliminate its controller.
Card by Binarius
Wanton Destruction
Action
Discard a token, eliminate a Thing, and destroy an opponent.
Card by Binarius
Consolation Prize
Thing
Play this card into your control after you have been eliminated.
Card by Binarius
Foreshadow
Action
Reveal an Action from your hand. Play this as a copy of the revealed Action.
Card by Bucky
Time Block
Thing
You cannot end your turns. You may take any number of extra Actions each turn.
Card by Bucky
Chuck Norris's Secret Weakness
Type
This card is a figment of your imagination and doesn't exist.
You may think you're reading it now, but trust me, there is no card here.
You may think you're reading it now, but trust me, there is no card here.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Void Cannon
Thing
You may only play this card if you have no cards in your hand.
Eliminate a player.
Eliminate a player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Out Of Order
Thing
For some reason that lies just outside of your ability to comprehend, you can't play this card. Sorry.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Spanish Inquisition
Thing
Play only in response to "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition."
Card by ChippyYYZ
"I Wasn't Expecting The Spanish Inquistion"
Action
Play only in response to The Spanish Inquisition.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Copyright Abuse
Thing
'Play' really means 'Create'.
Unless you are Bucky, you have not played this card.
Unless you are Bucky, you have not played this card.
Card by Bucky
Free Win
Action
Win the game, then remove Free Win from the deck archive.
Works exactly as intended
Works exactly as intended
Card by Bucky
I Don't Feel Tardy
Action
Draw an additional card at the beginning of your previous turn.
Card by jtwe
THREE OF CLUBS
action
Draw the 3 of clubs from the deck if it is not in the deck.
Card by garythesnail
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
action
Get voted off, then leave. Goodbye. You lose.
Kevan, Kevan, Kevan, Bucky, Kevan. Kevan, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Kevan, Kevan, Kevan, Bucky, Kevan. Kevan, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Card by garythesnail
Robot Torso
Thing
You can't play Robot Torso unless you already control Robot Legs.
Card by Corrigan
Option Overload
Action
Perform four actions from the following list:
*Draw a card
*Return a nonliving Thing to its controller's hand
*Gain a number of Energy Tokens equal to the number of cards in the discard pile.
*Draw a card
*Return a nonliving Thing to its controller's hand
*Gain a number of Energy Tokens equal to the number of cards in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
Bogu's Boon
Action
Choose the second option OR choose the third option OR (option not available).
Card by Bucky
Removed Cards
These cards used to be in the deck archive, before someone used them to win a game.
