Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

(This was something I wanted to do years ago, but I didn't have an existing framework to support it. Now that we've got a wiki, it's easy.)

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games. The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more.
• No changing other people's cards. If something's ambiguous or broken, raise it on the talk page.
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. "Grenade destroys a soldier" is a meaningless card if you draw it in a game where no soldier cards get drawn - if it's worded more generically as "destroy a living Thing", there's much less chance of it being a dead card in someone's hand.
• No special rules. This deck has no special rules; it's all on the cards.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, at least until someone makes a card that refers to them.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens may or may not have individual types.
• If there's a subjective problem, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player's wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Card List

The First Card

Thing

All other Things are considered to have blank titles and card texts, while this card is in play.

Card by Kevan

Katamari

Thing

Action: Of the Things other than Katamari, choose the physically smallest and put it face-down under Katamari. When Katamari leaves play, all cards under it go to the discard pile.

Card by Kevan

1U

Time Walk

Action

Take an extra turn after this one.

Card by Kevan

Can't Make Change

Action

Each player simultaneously chooses a card at random from the hand of the player on their left, and puts that card in the hand of the player on their right.

Card by jtwe

Playing With a Full Deck

Thing

If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game.

Card by jtwe

I Am One With The Universe

Action

Until the end of your turn, cards in any player's hand are considered to be in your hand, and all Things in play are under your control.

Card by Zaratustra

2R

Artificial Heart

Thing

Destroy one Energy-related Thing to create one Thing called Blood under your control.

Card by Zaratustra

0G

Robofrog

Thing

Action: Destroy an Insect in play.

Card by Zaratustra

Card Mine

Thing

Counts as a Machine.
Action:Draw a card

Card by Bucky

Cutting Corners

Thing

While this card is in play, treat all cards as if they had no cornervalue. If any Player plays a card with the string "dust" in its title, destroy this card.

Card by Bucky

The Useless Card

Action

Draw a card. You may take one extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

X-Buster

Thing

Action: Target player must give you an Action card from his hand. If he has no Action cards, he discards his hand instead.

Card by Kazz

Throne

Thing

Players must ask your permission when playing Actions. If you say no to an Action, it has no effect.

Card by Kazz

Customs Board

Thing

Each time any player draws a card, he must show it to you.

Card by Kazz

Core Ruleset Loophole

Action

You win unless all other players agree to negate this effect within 10 seconds.

Card by Bucky

Leverage Scam

Action

You win unless any player discards eir hand within 10 seconds.

Card by Bucky

Pet

Thing

This Thing counts as a Player, complete with its own turn and hand. It is under the control of whoever played it. It can be placed between any two players in the turn order.

Card by Kazz

Shaft of Red Light

Thing

Play onto an opponent. Shaft of Red Light can be blocked by any Canopy. If it isn't then Your Way Is Blocked.

Antimatter

Thing

If there is another Thing in play, immediately destroy Antimatter and any other Thing of your choice. When this occurs, gain 10 Energy Tokens.

Card by Bucky

Ninja Steal

Action

Steal as many Things in play as you can in one second. If online, steal two Things instead.

Card by Kazz

1G

Generic Elves

Thing

Action:Gain a Green Energy Token, and rotate this card 90 degrees in any direction.

Card by Bucky

Cameo

Action

Make a copy of a card from an existing Dvorak deck and shuffle it into the draw pile.

Card by Tyrethali

Waiting Room

Thing

Nobody may win or lose while this card is in play.

Card by Kevan

Vacuum Pump

Action

Starting with you and going clockwise, each player chooses a Thing in play and puts it into their hand.

Card by Kevan

Token Eater

Thing

At any time during your turn you may destroy any Token you control and put a Food counter on Token Eater. If this causes Token Eater to have more than 100 Food Counters on it, destroy it. Action:Remove all tokens from this card. For every 5 tokens removed in this way, draw a card, or discard a card and play an extra Thing this turn, or discard a card and play an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

Shovel

Thing

This card counts as a spade. Action: Place one card from your hand in the middle of the deck in order to draw the bottom card off the deck.

Card by The T

1Z

Magnitude Error

Thing

All numbers described in digit form on all cards are multiplied by ten.

Card by Zaratustra

@#

Bad Machine

Action

Gain control of all Machines and Robots in play.

Card by Zaratustra

4B

Asteroids

Action

Draw a imaginary line from each Thing you control, perpendicular to the top of the card and aiming outwards from it. Destroy the first Thing this line touches. If the line first reaches a Player instead, that player discards a card. If online, draw three cards instead.

Card by Zaratustra

Voodoo Zombie Corpse

Thing

Draw a card when you play Voodoo Zombie Corpse. If you have less than two cards in your hand at any time, destroy Voodoo Zombie Corpse.

Card by Tyrethali (Exquisite Corpse)

My New Filing Technique Is Unstoppable

Thing

Action: Move the alphabetically-earliest Thing (other than this) to the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Kevan

tldr

Action

Destroy a Thing with more than two sentences on it, or play in response to an Action that has more than two sentences on it to negate its effects.

Card by Kevan

Sword of Damocles

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy both it and this card.

Card by Kevan

Hash Sorting

Thing

Whenever you play a card with a corner value, you may search the deck for another card with a corner value that shares a digit or letter with the first card, and put it in play.

Card by Zaratustra

3F

Trefoil

Action

Draw 3 cards.

Card by Zaratustra

2W

Win-Win Situation

Thing

If another player wins the game, win the game.

Card by Zaratustra

Hoard

Thing

None of your Things, except this one, can be destroyed. If you ever control ten Things, and nobody else controls more Things than you, you win.

Card by Kazz

Bomb

Action

If another player's Action forces you to discard this card, all other players discard their hands. Destroy a Thing.

Card by Kazz

Omni-

Thing

Attach to a Thing. That Thing counts as belonging in every category and being every type of object. If that Thing is destroyed, so is this card.

Card by Kazz

Subroutine

Action

Suspend your turn. A player of your choice takes a turn. Then, your turn resumes where it left off.

Card by Bucky

Werehouse

Thing

Initially counts as a Person. If this card is a Building, your maximum hand size is increased by 2. If this card is a Person, you may play an extra Action every third turn.
Action:If this card is a Person, it ceases being a Person and becomes a Building. If this card is a Building, it ceases being a Building and becomes a Person.

Card by Bucky

Death

Action

Destroy a living Thing.

Card by Bucky

The ergonomics of the situation

Thing

Whenever a Player plays an Action, they must draw a card and reveal their hand to all players.

Card by Depressi

Demolition Squid

Thing

Action: discard your hand and destroy a Building.

Card by Depressi

Harmony of the cosmos

Action

Draw as many cards as you control Things. Draw an extra card for any Thing whose title starts with "I" "The" or "My".

Card by Depressi