Furthering the Core Mission deck

Furthering the Core Mission deck
Designer	A Quick Alias
Date	27 Oct 2008
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Rules

Each player draws 5 cards at the beginning of the game. Hold a steel cage match to determine which player goes first. Or, alternatively, have each player draw a card from the deck. The player who drew the card with the highest corner value gets to go first. Ties can be broken in a similar fashion. Then, shuffle the drawn cards back into the deck.

At the beginning of your turn, you gain two sanity points and draw one card (unless otherwise indicated). During your turn, you play one card (unless otherwise indicated).

The main currency of the game is sanity. Each player begins the game with 20 sanity points. If any player ever has zero or fewer sanity points, he or she is eliminated from the game.

Types of Cards

Characters (Color A00) are played in front of the person who played them and give that player the abilities listed on the card until it leaves play.

Items (Color 060) are played in front of the person who played them and (usually) only apply to that person.

Locations (Color AAA) are played in the middle of the table and apply to all players. There can only be one location in play at a time. When a new location is played, discard the previous one.

Actions (Color 00A) are played, carried out, and then discarded.

Card List

Goals

1

Friends in Low Places

Goal

If any player has four or more characters in play, he or she wins the game.

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==Mission Accomplished==

Card by A Quick Alias

3

Idiot-Proof Allocation of Resources

Goal

If any player has 10 or more cards in his or her hand, that player wins the game.

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I would be impressed if you could screw up this mission with this great of a set-up.

Card by A Quick Alias

2

Rock Me, Amadeus!

Goal

If any player has both Amadeus and between 0 and 5 sanity points, that player wins the game.

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“Whenever I question Amadeus as to how he knows attacks so out of his element, he uses Splash on me. …It's not very effective...” – Agent Squirrelnuts

Card by A Quick Alias

1

Seacrest Unit

Goal

If any player has Agent Squirrelnuts, Amadeus, and Frank in play, that player wins the game.

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Part of this complete breakfast.

Card by A Quick Alias

4

Total Recoupment of Mental Faculties

Goal

If any player has 40 or more sanity points, that player wins the game.

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“And knowing is half the battle!” – Agent Bamini / G. I. Joe

Card by A Quick Alias

Characters

3

Agent Cheezy

Character

Action: Discard a food item in play.

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“We're going to drop you from a helicopter onto the top of the mountain because DEATh here has been eating too many pork rinds. He's too fat to move, and we'll have to air-lift him out of bed.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

7

Amadeus

Character

Flamethrower: Any player of your choice discards a card at random from his or her hand.

Psychic: Any player of your choice takes one fewer action on his or her next turn.

Splash: This attack does nothing.

Card by A Quick Alias

2

Burly Men

Character

Pay three sanity: Destroy an item.

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“Don't leave me with all these burly men!” – Agent Fluffy

Card by A Quick Alias

5

Frank

Character

If you don’t like a card you draw at the start of your turn, you may shuffle it into the deck and draw another one. You may only do this once per turn.

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“I've spent these past weeks camping in a cave just below the summit of the volcano, where I made a sleeping bag out of my rogue llama. His name is Frank.” – Agent Squirrelnuts

Card by A Quick Alias

2

Random Zombie Dogs

Character

Discard three cards from your hand: Any player loses his or her next turn.

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“Anyway, I think that-- what was that? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

Items

0

Grape Nuts

Item - Food

They’re mod’rately delicious.

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“HEY, FATTIES! DO YOU COPY? …No sign of 'em.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

3

Seventeen Pie Bombs

Item – Food

Pay eight sanity: Any one player must discard his or her entire hand.

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“Frank tracked the key to a hidden room, where we found some pie-bombs.” – Agent Squirrelnuts

Card by A Quick Alias

3

Stable Mental State

Item

While Stable Mental State is in play, you may not lose sanity as a result of any card other than if you paid for it.

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Oh, the irony.

Card by A Quick Alias

0

Ugly Sweater

Item

This card does nothing besides take up space in the deck.

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“Squirrelnuts, you'd best begin your journey up the mountain. And it gets cold up there. Bring an ugly sweater that you don't mind having burned off of your body.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

3

Wikipedia

Item

Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.

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“To Wikipedia!” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

5

Working With Idiots

Item

At the start of your turn, you lose 3 sanity. At the end of your turn, give this card to the player to your right.

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“Excellent! Kudos to the single surviving agent!” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

Locations

2

Bowling Pro Shop

Location

At the beginning of your turn, gain 1 additional sanity.

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Your journey is so close to completion, you can almost smell it. It’s either that or the nachos they’re making.

Card by A Quick Alias

1

Gas Station Men’s Room

Location

While this location is in play, no players may win the game.

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“All right, agents. Agent DEATh, you wait with Agent Squirrelnuts in this gas station men's room while Agent Fluffy Puff learns all he can about this operation.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

1

Secret Agent Mountainside Hotel Resort Bar and Grill

Location

If you draw a food item at the start of your turn and reveal it to the other players, you may play an extra card this turn.

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“Whatever the case, agents, find the Secret Agent Mountainside Hotel Resort Bar and Grill (SAMHRBAG for short). And if Nutface misspells "necessities" again, you have my permission to kill him.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

3

Unisex Bathroom

Location

Frank and Agent Squirrelnuts cannot be destroyed while Unisex Bathroom is in play.

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“We had an original mission? Oh. So thaaat's what that place was next to the unisex bathroom... it's the only bathroom we felt safe taking Frank.” – Agent Squirrelnuts

Card by A Quick Alias

Actions

4

Abrupt and Puerile Vulgarity

Action

Each other player discards one card, either from his or her hand or from play.

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“Anyway, you should continue up the mountain until you see the glass dome that kinda looks like... well, I guess it kinda looks like a butt. …Haha!”

Card by A Quick Alias

2

Arbitrarily Improvised Helicopter

Action

If you have a character card in front of you, you may exchange it for any other character card in play.

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“Alright agents, I will contact you once the helicopter has arrived.

[An hour later]

I am just contacting you to say that the helicopter has arrived.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

3

Autological Foreshadowing

Action

Look at the top 4 cards of the deck. Choose one to put into your hand and place the rest back on top of the deck in any order.

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“Further comments on the wreckage.. No Sasquatch, but something about the entire situation seems distinctly... cheezy...”

Card by A Quick Alias

5

Finders Keepers

Action

Draw three cards.

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“I suppose you can keep everything from the pockets (that's typically the only way we can actually pay our agents)…” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

4

Fondling Bears

Action

Any player loses his or her next turn.

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“And Cheezy is probably off in the wilderness fondling bears.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

0

The Game

Action

All players lose the Game (not to be confused with the current game). If a player is uneducated in the ways of the game, someone must fill him or her in on it.

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You just lost the game.

Card by A Quick Alias

0

Lateral Thinking

Action

Gain four sanity.

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“However, I commandeered a rogue llama, and fashioned a saddle out of the ugly sweater I brought.” – Agent Squirrelnuts

Card by A Quick Alias

X

Psycho-Death Mind Beam

Action

X can be any number as long as you have enough sanity to pay for it. Any player loses X sanity.

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All your brain are belong to us.

Card by A Quick Alias

5

Pure Eeeeevil

Action

Destroy any four cards in play.

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“I think it's the rogue llama in his blood. That or those haunting eyes... He sees right into the souls of men.” – Agent Squirrelnuts

Card by A Quick Alias

2

Revealing Secret Identities

Action

Discard one character in play.

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“They… know… I'm Fluffy!” – Agent Fluffy

Card by A Quick Alias

1

Shameless Plug

Action

Take a card at random from an opponent’s hand and play it. Shameless Plug and its respective results are only counted as one action.

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“I read that somewhere esteemed. Like a cult.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

3

Some Minor Setbacks

Action

All other players either discard 2 cards from their hands or lose 3 sanity.

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“However, he is bipolar and has amnesia.” – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias

4

Time-Out

Action

Cheezy’s effects cannot be used until Time-Out is destroyed.

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“Cheezy is currently being held in ‘Time-Out’". – Agent Bamini

Card by A Quick Alias