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{{card|$1,000 to One Disproving the Time Cube (1)|Action|You may play another Action this turn. If you destroy the Time Cube or force it from the hand of a four-Cornered Player, with that Action, you win the game.|900|Kevan}} | {{card|$1,000 to One Disproving the Time Cube (1)|Action|You may play another Action this turn. If you destroy the Time Cube or force it from the hand of a four-Cornered Player, with that Action, you win the game.|900|Kevan}} | ||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"It is imperative that that you know what you don't know, but what you know, will not allow you to know what you don't know."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"Beliefs equate pornography, for they coexist on the web."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"Humans are educated stupid because they are really dumb and cannot even comprehend the Time Cube creation code when it is explained to them."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"You have a 4-corner head - with only a 1-corner face."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"4 is the supreme number of the universe."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"Bring forth your god - and I will chase him off the Earth."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Corner|Thing|"1 Day Earth = 1 Leg Horse."|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Pedantic Mind Control (1)|Action|Look at an Opponent's hand. Give them X cards from your hand, and force them to discard X cards of your choice.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|All Clock Faces Are Wrong (3 4)|Action|No infinite days within 96 hours. Take another turn after this one.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|The Power Above God (4)|Action|I represent a Power that transcends power of God. Destroy any number of Things.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|I Am The Wisest Human Of All|Action|The Player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Teaching Doom (1 2)|Action|Every one-Cornered Opponent must discard a card at random.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Indoctrination Stupidity|Action|Each Player discards down to X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Four-Corner Metamorphosis (2 3 4)|Action|Without metamorphosis - no adults. Give control of any Corner to any Player.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Theory to End All Theories (2 3 4)|Action|Search the draw pile for a card; reveal it to all Players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Obscurantism Prevails (1 2)|Action|Academia is Big Brother's Ministry of Obscurantism. Each Player destroys a Corner they control.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists (2 3 4)|Action|...for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth's sphere. Draw as many cards as you have Corners.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Word Enslaves Human Mind|Action|Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|I Am Personified Pyramid (2 3 4)|Action|...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|God Lets Little Children Starve|Action|The Player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Academia Word Bomb (1)|Action|Each Player discards X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Cubic Power (2 3 4)|Action|Every multi-Cornered Player draws a card.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Family Cube is Creation Body (2 3 4)|Action|Baby, child, parent, grandparent. Every Player reveals their hand; all Corners are put into play.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Cowards Fear the Time Cube (3 4)|Action|If the Time Cube is in play, or you choose to reveal it from your hand, all single-Cornered Players must discard their hands in confusion and terror.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy|Action|Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Educated Stupid|Action|Destroy any number of Corners you control.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Evil Cubeless Singularity|Thing|At the start of each Player's turn, that Player destroys a Corner they control. When each Player is one-Cornered, the Singularity collapses into the discard pile.|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Evil Word Pedants|Thing|Whenever a Corner is played, its controller must discard a card.|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Human Blockhead Androids|Thing|Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1).|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Deadly Word Virus|Action|Destroy a Corner you control to pass this card to an Opponent. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Tower of Babble|Thing|Actions you play cannot affect other Players, and actions played by other Players cannot affect you.|009|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Ignore Time Cube, Attack Messenger|Action|Discard a Corner or the Time Cube from your hand; a chosen Player discards two cards at random.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Do You Enjoy Being Stupid?|Action|View the hand of a Player with fewer Corners than you. Force them to discard a card of your choice.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Evil Hirelings|Thing|Action: Destroy a non-Corner Thing.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Greenwich Time is Bastardly Queer (3 4)|Action|Your midday is someone else's midnight. Either reverse the order of play, or force a chosen Opponent to skip their next turn.|900|Kevan}} | |||
{{card|Adult-Cloned God Entity|Thing|The Time Cube may not be put into play while the Adult-Cloned God Entity exists, and vice-versa.|009|Kevan}} | |||
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