Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2401-2500

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 2401-2500
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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mentalist

Thing

Thing: trigger another living thing's action ability under your control.<br\>

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"You are under my control"

Card by gill_smoke

Svengali

Thing

Attach to another living thing. If Svengali would leave play the other card is destroyed.

Card by gill_smoke

Relegation

Action

Return target Thing to its owner's hand.

Card by Binarius

Hunger Strike

Thing

You may not draw cards. If you have no cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you win. Thing and Action: Discard a card.

Card by Binarius

Pringles Cantenna

Thing

Name an opponent when this card enters play. Their Things also apply to you as if you controlled them, but you may not use those Things' Action abilities.

Card by Binarius

Miss Me?

Action

Move one card from the discard pile into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Library Card

Thing

Action: Put one Thing from the draw pile into play under your control. After having it in play for 3 of your turns, you may return it to the draw pile and then shuffle it, or discard one card at the beginning of each of your turns as long as you have it. If the Thing is destroyed, discard your hand. If an opponent takes control of it, they must discard a card each of their turns.

Card by Corrigan

I Hate You All!

Thing

Action: Create a Spite token and give it to another player. If a player has 3 or more Spite tokens, their maximum hand size is 3.

Card by Corrigan

7R

Breeder Node

Thing-Node

Thing:Gain a copy of target Node.

Card by Bucky

8R

Parasite Node

Thing-Node

Action:Draw a card for each Node you control, then destroy one of your Nodes.

Card by Bucky

9R

Fabricator Node

Thing-Node

Action:Gain one copy of target Token for each Node in play.

Card by Bucky

Forgot About Corr

Action

If there are no Things by Corrigan in play, any opponent who cannot produce a card by Corrigan from their hand must discard their hand in shame.

Card by Binarius

Formulaic Insult Contest

Action

Choose a noun, verb, adjective or adverb. Each player reveals all the cards in his/her hand with that word in their titles. The player who reveals the most cards gets to take control of up to 3 Things.

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"Yo mamma's so fat she got diabetes!"

Card by Corrigan

Giant Happy Spider Friend

Thing

Your hand size is eight.
Action: Remove target living Thing's Action ability. After five turns, it is destroyed.

Card by Corrigan

Where is the Internet?

Thing

No players may draw cards.

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"Where is that thing? I've heard that it's in my computer, but it's so small.

Card by Corrigan

Ten Million Years Later

Action

Destroy all Things and replace each of them with a Dust token.

Card by Kevan

Freedom of Information Act request

Action - Reaction

Play as an opponets card would go to the discard pile, place in your hand instead.

Card by gill_smoke

Y4

L33t sp34k

Action

Change the Title of any card in play.<br\>

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PWNd

Card by gill_smoke

New world order

Action

Return all living things to thier owner's hands

Card by gill_smoke

ALL YOUR BASE

Action

Put the three top cards from the discard pile into your hand.

Card by NARF

0R

Void Node

Thing-Node

Action:Put a node from play into your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Horror of the Infinite

Thing

Cards that refer to specific types of Thing cannot be played. If any Things (except this one) refer to specific types of Thing, destroy them.

Card by Kevan

Modest Abundance

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card, they instead draw cards until they have three in their hand. (If they already have three or more cards in their hand, they skip that draw.)

Card by Kevan

Mixed Bag

Action

Put ten tokens into play under your control, each of a different type.

Card by Kevan

Clean Slate

Action

All players discard their hands. Shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Then all players redraw their hands.

Card by NARF

Deadly Switch

Action

Switch the discard pile with the deck.

Card by NARF

Big Red Button

Action

Every player chooses a number from 1 to 6. Roll a six sided die. If anyone chose the number rolled, make them discard their hand. Numbers can be shared by multiple people.

Card by NARF

Just Visiting

Reaction

Play immediately when one of your Things is to be destroyed. Put it back under your control at the beginning of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

Afterburners

Thing

You may play two Actions per turn.

Card by Binarius

Deep Thought

Thing

When you draw this card, you must play it immediately. At the end of your turn, put this card on the bottom of the draw pile. The second time this card is played, you and the player who played it first both win.

Card by Binarius

Soul

Thing Soul

The soul of a homicidal maniac.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

Soul

Thing Soul

The soul of an innocent child.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

New Strategy

Action

Discard your hand, and draw three new cards.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

No Corner For YOU!

Thing

This thing cannot be destroyed. All cards with corner values must be discarded immediately unless expressly stated against by the card.

Card by NARF

Action Lock

Thing

If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available chance. You are not be able to play actions if there is someway not to play actions while this card lives. If you have a full hand of actions, you must either skip your turn or discard.

Card by NARF

Thing Lock

Thing

If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available chance. You are not be able to play things if there is someway not to play things while this card lives. If you have a full hand of things, you must either skip your turn or discard.

Card by NARF

N8

Limited Ammunition

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, the player who controls it must destroy a Thing (including tokens) they control.

Card by Corrigan

Mongol Go-Go!

Action

Each player destroys 3 Things and gives control of 1 Thing they control to a different player.

Card by Corrigan

The Best Breakfast Ever

Action

Discard 2 cards, then draw 5 cards and discard 1 card.

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"I had to discard a card for it, so it must be really really great, right?"

Card by Corrigan

Destiny

Action

Both you and a target player must write down a number between one and ten. You both show your numbers at once. If your number is higher, that player is eliminated. If their number is higher, you are eliminated. If the numbers are the same, shuffle Destiny back into the draw deck.

Card by redtoast

All In

Action

Whoever has the most hard cash on them wins the game.

Card by redtoast

Magistrate of Prepostery

Thing

Action: Everyone secretly picks a number from one to ten. The highest number draws a card; the lowest number discards a card. If two players match numbers, they exchange that many cards, either in play or in their hand. Everyone gets as many Confetti Tokens as the number they chose.

Card by redtoast

3

Condorcet Paradox

Action

All players vote "Yes" or "No" (or abstain) on the proposition: "All players without a card stating a winning or losing condition in their hand or under their control now win the game". If "Yes" wins, the proposition decides the game. If "No" wins, all players who voted "No" must discard a card. Tie: nothing happens.

Card by Goldenboots

Q

Queen of Spades

Thing

Good thing we're not playing Hearts.

Card by Goldenboots

Headhunter

Thing - Party Member

Whenever you destroy a Thing, create a Head token. If you control ten Head tokens, this card gains the text "Action - Head Cane: Eliminate an opponent."

Card by Binarius

Brick

Thing

Play into target opponent's control. Your hand size is decreased by one.

Card by Binarius

Custer's Last Stand

Reaction

Play immediately in response to one of your Things being destroyed by an opponent. Destroy one more, along with two of that opponent's.

Card by Binarius

Rain Dance

Action

Before revealing this card say: "Hallawullawalla!", dance around the table and show your tongue to all other players. If somebody asks you, if you are crazy, they are eliminated.

Card by Zt

The Necronomicon

Thing

Play this face down into target player's control and tell the player: "This is so scary, I cannot even show you." If this card is looked at or destroyed by his owner, the owner is eliminated.

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You may spice up your every day conversation using fancy words like: "eldritch", "hideous" and "blasphemous".

Card by Zt

Nepth Charge

Thing

Action: Take control of another player's Thing, placing a Brain Rot token on it as t comes into your possession. Every subequent turn, place another Brain Rot token on that controlled card. When a controlled Thing has five Brain Rot tokens on it, discard that Thing.

Card by redtoast

Clairvoyance

Action

Look at the top four cards of the draw pile and rearrange them as you see fit.

Card by Binarius

Crotchety Old Geezer

Thing

Action: Return a Thing that an opponent played during their last turn to their hand, and return Crochety Old Geezer to your hand. You may not use this ability on the same turn in which you play this card.

Card by Binarius

÷

Rend Asunder

Action

Identify two of target opponent's Things. They must either allow you to choose one and take control of it, or destroy them both.

Card by Binarius

B3

Kentsib

Thing Brick

Discard your hand when you play this card. At the start of each of your turns, destroy the Opponent-controlled Thing that's comes first alphabetically.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

3B

Haiku

Thing Brick

Action: Draw until you have a full hand.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

B4

Cypher

Thing Brick

At the end of their turn, every Opponent must give you a card from their hand.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

Evil!

Evil Hand

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control.
During your turn you have to slap yourself in the face once. If you forget it, you are eliminated.
Action: Look at the top two cards of the draw pile and rearrange them, if you wish so.

Card by Zt

Stephen King stole my ideas!

Reaction

Play this in response to an action. The action is considered to be played by you now, with you making any decisions for it.

Card by Zt

>>

Rune of Haste

Action

Discard n cards. Then choose an Action or Thing ability and use it 2ⁿ times, with you making any decisions for it.

Card by Zt

B2

Aardvark town

Thing Brick

Draw an extra card each turn.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

B1

Quigglisp

Thing Brick

Action: Destroy any of your active Things, and draw three cards.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

2B

Biggley

Thing Brick

Your maximum hand size is now seven.

Card by Depressi added by gill_smoke

OBE

Out of Body Experience

Action

All opponents reveal their hands. Then choose a card from a target opponent and take it.

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That's not an OBE, that's just robbery!

Card by Zt

I'm on the Astral Plane Now and All You Suckers Down There Can Bite Me

Thing

Human things cannot target you or the things you control.

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He's truly reached enlightenment.

Card by Zt

CCC

The Combo Card

Action

Choose one:

+ Gain a token of any type and name.
OR
+ Use any Action ability two times with you making any decisions for it.
OR

+ Change all instances of 2 to 4 on target card.

Card by Zt

1S

Turbodrive

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may discard an Action to draw a card.

Card by Bucky

2S

Combodrive

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may discard a card with a Cornervalue and draw a card. If that card's cornervalue shares a symbol with the cornervalue of a Thing you control, draw an additional card.

Card by Bucky

3S

Food Drive

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may discard an edible Thing from your hand to draw a card.
Action: gain a Food token.

Card by Bucky

Going Rogue

Action

Choose a Thing, and a player. That player must either immediately play an Action card or Action ability to destroy the Thing, or give control of the Thing to you.

Card by Kevan

Penalty Shootout

Thing

When this comes into play, put a Football token into play and have every player draw a card. Action: Give a Football token you control to an opponent. They must either play a Thing from their hand immediately, or lose the game. Any player who controls a Football token may use this ability.

Card by Kevan

Solar Flare

Action

Destroy all electronically-based Things.

Card by Binarius

Mr. Universe

Thing

Mr. Universe counts as both living and electronic. Your hand size limit is increased by three. You may not control living Things other than this one. If you play any card dealing with zombies, you win.

Card by Binarius

High Noon

Action

You and target opponent each roll a die, and the higher number wins. The winner may destroy a number of the loser's Things equal to the difference between the rolls; if the difference is six or more, the loser is eliminated. Before you roll, you may discard cards from your hand; your die roll is increased by 1 for each.

Card by Binarius

Reality Glitch

Action

Each player chooses a Thing in play, and creates a copy of it under their control.

Card by Kevan

High-Energy Field

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses its Action ability, destroy it.

Card by Kevan

Imperial Walker

Thing

Whenver a thing uses an ability that would affect walker, the enemy card is destroyed after it uses the ability, even if Imperial Walker is dead.

Card by NARF

Inflation

Thing

Action: Pick a token type. Each player destroys half the tokens they control of that type (rounding down).

Card by Kevan

Hall of Mirrors

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card, each of their opponents may then play a copy of that card.

Card by Kevan

?

You never know...

Action

Ask target player, if she wants all her things destroyed. If she answers "yes", destroy them. If she answers "no", nothing happens.

Card by Zt

?

You never know... Part 2

Action

Ask target player, if she wants all her things destroyed. If she answers "no", destroy them. If she answers "yes", nothing happens.

Card by Zt

?

You never know... Part 3

Action

Ask target player, if she wants to discard her hand. If she answers "yes", she has to discard it. If she answers "no", nothing happens.

Card by Zt

Cyclops

Thing Monster

May play on another player, Owner may only play an action or a thing each of thier turns but not both.

Card by gill_smoke

Vermlix

Thing Dragon

Comes into play with 10 money tokens on it. if one of his money tokens are destroyed, destroy 2 random things you control. <br\>Thing: Create a new money token on this card. <br\>Action: Destroy target thing.

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"There's a dragon up there"

Card by gill_smoke

Margin writer

Thing Person

Action: add Flavor text to any card in play

Card by gill_smoke

Hmm?

Action

Cause the Action of another player to be repeated exactly as it just happened (i.e., targeting the same player with the exact same effect). Can be played whenever another player uses an Action.

Card by redtoast

Ah!

Action

Draw as many cards as another player just drew. Can be played whenever another player draws one or more cards.

Card by redtoast

Aha.

Action

Repeat the action of another player as though you had played the Action (i.e., not exactly as it occurred; you may choose a different player and any actions required of you by the Action must be done again). Can be played whenever another player uses an Action.

Card by redtoast

4S

EMP Blast

Action

All other players discard a card at random. If a player discards a card with a cornervalue containing a '4' or an 'S', they discard an additional card at random.

Card by Bucky

5S

Corner the Market

Action

Choose a symbol. Gain control of all Things with a cornervalue containing that symbol.

Card by Bucky

6S

Junkyard Raider

Thing

Action: Move the top card of the draw pile to the discard pile. If it has a cornervalue containing a '5' or an 'S', move it to your hand instead.

Card by Bucky

Pre-World War Parents

Thing

During any opponent's turn you may destroy a curfew token you control to prevent a thing from being played. The thing is put in the discard pile. After you used this ability don't use it till the beginning of the next player's turn.
Action: Gain a curfew token.

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"Can I go study latin, please?" "No! Eat your spinach first!"

Card by Zt

Graveyard

Thing

Action and Thing: Take a card from the discard pile and put it under Graveyard.
Action and Thing: Play a card from under Graveyard as if it were in your hand. If it was an action, it goes back to the discard pile after being played.

Card by Zt

Bzzz

Hive Queen

Thing

If you control ten or more honey tokens and no player other than you controls living things, you win.
Action and Thing: Create a Bee card with text: "At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a living thing."
Action and Thing: Put a honey token into play.

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Stop them before it's too late!

Card by Zt

The Prisoner

Thing Person

All attempts to destroy or change ownership fail. <br\>Action: Take control of any card with a cornervalue

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"You are number six"-Number One

Card by gill_smoke

Soothsayer

Thing Person

Action: Add or remove a hex token on a thing in play. things with hex tokens may not use Action or Thing abilities

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"Beware the Ides of March"

Card by gill_smoke

Captain Collosal

Thing Person

Comes into play with 10 hit tokens on it. If Captain Collosal would be destroyed remove a hit token instead. All destroy effects of opponets must target Captain Collosal first.

Card by gill_smoke

Myth

King Midas

Thing

Action: Replace target living thing with a money or a gold token.

Card by Zt

LSD

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Action

Play this at the very beginning of your turn. In this turn, you draw the top card of the discard pile, discard cards to the top of the draw pile, play things and actions for another player you choose and you lose, if you win.

Card by Zt

Myth

Pyrrhic victory

Action

Destroy target thing. Then destroy all things you control.

Card by Zt

Archivist

Action

If you were the last person to archive the Infinite Dvorak cards on the wiki, prove this to other players and draw five cards. Otherwise, this card has no effect.

Card by Kevan