Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 9701-9800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 9701-9800
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Soul Shard

Thing

If the shard is empty when you play it, magically imbue it with target opponent's name and return it to your hand. That opponent cannot win the game. If it would enter the draw pile or discard pile, it reverts to its empty state.

#9701

Card by Binarius

Creeping Dread

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, destroy the most recently played Thing.

#9702

Card by Binarius

Subjunctive Instant Replay

Action

Destroy target Thing, then return it to play.

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That's how the last play would have looked, football fans, if this had been a game of baseball.

#9703

Card by Binarius

6D

Show Me How

Action

Target opponent must immediately take an Action or be eliminated. You may take the same Action up to three times if you wish.

#9704

Card by Bucky

7D

Royal Heir

Thing

If this Heir has a Crown on or attached to him, you win the game. Action: Draw a card, then discard a non-Crown Thing card or reveal a hand with no such cards.

#9705

Card by Bucky

8D

Crown of Ivory

Thing

When you gain control of a person, you may put this Crown on it.

Opponents can't target the attached Thing while you have 3+ cards in hand.

While unattached, you may give an opponent 3 cards from your hand to take control of one of their people.

#9706

Card by Bucky

Take Notes

Action

Look at target players hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand.

#9707

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Take Diagrams

Action

Look at target players hand. You may reveal a thing from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand.

#9708

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Borrow Notes

Action

Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then play that copy. Exile the copy instead of discarding it.

#9709

Card by JakeTheWolfie

8G

Grizzled Prospector

Thing - Party Member

Action: For each player who doesn't control any gold Things, destroy target non-token Thing that player controls. Replace each Thing destroyed this way with a Gold token.

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"G-G-Gold! I've struck gold!"

#9710

Card by ChippyYYZ

3W

Wetland Angler

Thing - Party Member

Action - Prepare: Choose target Thing. Until your next turn, whenever one or more Things enters play under an opponent's control, choose one of those Things instead.
At the beginning of your turn, if you Prepared during the last round, gain control of the last chosen Thing instead of drawing a card.

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"Fresh fish."

#9711

Card by ChippyYYZ

5W

Woodland Trapper

Thing - Party Member

When an opponent plays a Thing or an ability of a Thing, or when an opponent's Thing targets another Thing, you may afterward discard a card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue to destroy that Thing and gain two Money tokens.

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"I've the finest pelts for sale."

#9712

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hot off the press

Action

Create a copy of the last card in the Infinite Dvorak Deck along with each previous concecutive card made by the same author. Put each copy made this way into your hand.

#9713

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Training Dummy

Thing

If an action or ability would only target Training Dummy, the cost to play or activate that action or ability is free.

#9714

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Booster Pack Tree

Thing

Action: Choose an archived set of 100 cards from the Invinite Dvorak Deck. At random, create a copy of one of those cards, then put it into your hand.

#9715

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9D

Only Two Types

Thing

Cards with words other than "Action" or "Thing" in their type line can't be played. You may discard such a card at any time to draw a replacement.

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Uh, guys, subtypes and reactions aren't actually in the rules.

#9716

Card by Bucky

0D

I'll Demonstrate

Action

Create a card. If nobody vetoes it, play it, add a copy to the deck archive and put a copy in each opponent's hand. If it's vetoed, draw a card and you may take an extra action.

#9717

Card by Bucky

P5

Sticky Notes

thing

This card counts as an office supply.
Action:Attach a Note token with up to 10 words of flavortext to target Thing.

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From fanofphilosophy's Coffee Cup (#405) et. al.

#9718

Card by Bucky

Creative Soul

Thing - Spirit

Things without a subtype cannot be played.
You may discard up to one Thing without a subtype each turn. If you do, draw a card.

#9719

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unrefine

Action

Target thing loses all objects attached to it, and loses all status effects.

#9720

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3

Plainwalker

Thing - Plainswalker

Use only one ability per your turn. Whenever this would be destroyed, instead decrement it's cornervalue by 1. If it's at 0 or less, sacrifice it.

Increment by 1: Each player may play an extra card on their next turn.
Decrement by 1: You may play 2 extra cards this turn.

Decrement by 7: You may play any number of cards on each of your turns.

#9721

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0P

Power Leech

Thing

Play into any player's control.
Whenever you gain one or more Tokens, gain one less token of each type.
When you create a card, its ruletext is blank.
Cornervalues of cards you play and Things you control are 0.

#9722

Card by ChippyYYZ

9D

Dredge Net

Thing

Action: Shuffle the discard pile, then put the top card of the discard pile into your hand. You can't use this action if Dredge Net entered play this turn, nor if you used it on your last turn.

#9723

Card by ChippyYYZ

6T

Three-As-One Strike

Action

Choose 3 non-token Things you control. Rotate one of them 90° clockwise and another one of them 90° counterclockwise. The third one destroys target Thing.

#9724

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mox Diagram

Thing

You may play an additional Thing on each of your turns.

#9725

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mox Script

Thing

You may play an additional Action on each of your turns.

#9726

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mox Cardboard

Thing

You may play an additional card on each of your turns.

#9727

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1E

Reconstruct

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand and immediately play it. Draw a card.

#9728

Card by Bucky

2E

Entice

Action

Return a Thing target opponent controls to your hand and give them a card from your hand.

#9729

Card by Bucky

3E

Card Shark

Thing

When you play this, draw three cards.
At the end of your turn, discard a card.
When your hand is empty, destroy this.

#9730

Card by Bucky

3S

Shopping Spree

Action

Each player not at or above their max hand size, starting with you, chooses the top card of the deck, the top card of the discard pile, or a Thing in play and draws that card.
If two or more players drew this way, repeat until one or zero players draw, or one player has drawn 5 cards this way.

#9731

Card by ChippyYYZ

6B

Bungle

Action

Draw a card, then discard two cards.

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"I'm not gonna bungle it this time, I'm not gonna totally bungle it I'm not I'm not I-"

#9732

Card by ChippyYYZ

0W

Wordhammer

Thing

Action: Discard a card with a one-word title. If you do, destroy target Thing with a one-word title.

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The space between two words makes an effective crumple zone when your name gets smashed.

#9733

Card by ChippyYYZ

Spike the Punch

Action

Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent draws their first card in a turn, they must reveal it or discard a random other card.

#9734

Card by Binarius

Compare Notes

Action

Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an Action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand. Then give them a copy of another Action from your hand.

#9735

Card by Binarius

Emulation Node

Thing - Node

At the beginning of your turn, you may have Emulation Node gain the subtype of another Thing in play until the beginning of your next turn.

#9736

Card by Binarius

Punch the Spike

Action

Each player sacrifices a living thing if they control one. Create a Thorn token for each thing sacrificed this way. Those tokens have "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."

#9737

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Tangling Vines

Thing - Thorn

Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, destroy that thing. For each thing destroyed this way, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."

#9738

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Overgrowing Garden

Thing

If you control no Thorn tokens, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing."
At the beginning of your turn, create Thorn tokens equal to the number of plants you control.

#9739

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3P

Pretend To Help

Action

Target opponent draws two cards and reveals their hand. Take two cards from their hand OR destroy target Thing they control.

#9740

Card by ChippyYYZ

0C

Colorblast

Action

Reveal cards from your hand of at least 3 different colors. If you do, destroy target Thing.

#9741

Card by ChippyYYZ

7R

Ring Out

Action

Destroy target Thing. If it's destroyed this way, return it to its controller's hand.

#9742

Card by ChippyYYZ

Self Destruct Button

Thing

Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed by an action or ability, instead counter that action or ability and sacrifice that thing.

#9743

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Puzzle Piece 001

Thing

If you control Puzzle Pieces 001 - 100, you win the game.

#9744

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Global Warmer Unit

Thing

When Global Warmer Unit enters play, each player sacrifices all cold things they control.
Players can't play cold things.

#9745

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Desperate Charge

Action

Destroy target Thing and two of your own Things. If you have more cards in hand than Things in play, you may discard two cards instead.

#9746

Card by Binarius

Forensic Analyst

Thing

Once per turn, you may return an opponent’s Thing that you have not previously analyzed to their hand, have them play it immediately, and turn this card 90˚ clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, you may put a tangible Thing in the discard pile into play.

#9747

Card by Binarius

Without a Trace

Action

Remove target Thing in play or in the discard pile from the game, along with this card.

#9748

Card by Binarius

Puzzle Piece 002

Thing

You may play an additional thing on each of your turns.

#9749

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Invoke Postjudice

Action

If an ability that target thing own has destroyed one of your things, destroy it.

#9750

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Microinvasion

Action

Gain control of target thing an opponent controls.

#9751

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4E

The Topper

Thing

When you play this, choose another Thing. This acts a copy of the other Thing until one of the two leaves play, except all numbers on the copy are one higher than on the original.

#9752

Card by Bucky

5E

Alice

Thing

Action: Gain a Paper token.

You may use Alice's action ability once during each opponent turn.

#9753

Card by Bucky

6E

Pointy-Haired Boss

Thing

At the start of each turn, choose a nontoken Thing other than this. It can't use Action abilities this turn.

#9754

Card by Bucky

Lil' Buddy

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may have target opponent reveal a card at random from their hand. If you don't, draw a card.

#9755

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Harmony

Thing

Things you control cannot be stolen.

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Oh, hi...

#9756

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Call of the King Salmonoid

Action

Each player chooses up to 2 things they control, then destroys the rest.

#9757

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0I

In Position

Thing

You may look at the top card of the deck. If it's an Action, you may play it (this counts as one of your plays for the turn). When you do, shuffle this card into the deck.

#9758

Card by ChippyYYZ

1G

Garbage Dump

Action

Each opponent discards a card or puts a nontoken Thing they control into the discard pile. Put the top 5 cards of the deck into the discard pile.

#9759

Card by ChippyYYZ

9S

Solar-Powered Replica

Thing

Play this card as a copy of another Thing you control, except its text is blank when it's not your turn.

#9760

Card by ChippyYYZ

Coal-Powered Replica

Thing

You may have this enter as a copy of target card, except it has "At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice a Thing you control." and its text is blank when you don't sacrifice a thing during your turn.

#9761

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fish n Chips Meal

Action

Starting with you, each player votes for Fish or Chip. For each Fish vote, draw a card, then discard a card. For each Chip vote, you may play an additional thing this turn. That thing enters with no text until your next turn.

#9762

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cardboard Replica

Thing

You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it loses indestructible.

#9763

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7E

Hand-Cranked Replica

Thing

Action:This gains target Thing's text for the rest of the turn.

#9764

Card by Bucky

Human Blockhead Androids

Thing

Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1).

#9765

Card by Kevan (Time Cube deck)

Phasing Replica

Thing

You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it alternates between having text and having no text at the beginning of your turn.

#9766

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Split Hairs

Action

Remove one puncuation character from target Thing.

#9767

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Twincast

Action

You and target player other than yourself may play an action. For each action played this way, the other player copies it, and may choose new targets for the copy.

#9768

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5H

Hog The Spotlight

Action

At the end of each opponent's next turn, if they didn't play an Action and a Thing, draw a card. You may play an additional Action or Thing on your next turn.

#9769

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Spot The Lighthog

Action

Choose one:
"A sign of good fortune!" - Draw a card. Opponents can't destroy or gain control of your Things until your next turn.
OR "Still an invasive species." - Destroy target Thing. Each player discards a card.

#9770

Card by ChippyYYZ

5S

Light The Hogpots

Action

Each player gains a Flame token and two Meat tokens. Each player may discard food or animal cards from their hand to add to the stew. You and each player who contributes any ingredients draws cards equal to the total number of cards contributed, including this card.

#9771

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pogoth the Slight

Thing - Monster

At the end of your turn, Pogoth randomly chooses an opponent. If they have not yet done so, they proffer one of their tangible Things for Pogoth's consumption by putting it under him, out of play. When each opponent has thus nourished Pogoth, he places one of his offerings into your hand and shuffles the rest into the draw pile, along with himself.

#9772

Card by Binarius

Project Accelerator

Thing

At the end of your turn, discard your hand and draw four cards.

#9773

Card by Binarius

Recipe for Mayhem

Action

Combine the ruletexts of all Action cards played during each player's previous turn onto a single card and put a copy into each player's hand.

You may take an additional Action this turn.

#9774

Card by Binarius

Dependant Replica

Thing

As this enters play, you may have it enter as a copy of target thing. Sacrifice Dependant Replica if that thing leaves the field.

#9775

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Apocalypse Goo

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, destroy target thing not named Apocalypse Goo. When you do, create a token that's a copy of Apocalypse Goo. If you are unable to, target player loses the game, then create token copies equal to the number of cards in their hand plus 3.

#9776

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Exponen't

Action

Destroy all things which could create a copy of themselves.

#9777

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4P

Dank Memes

Thing

You may destroy two energy-related Tokens to make an opponent discard a random card.

You may destroy this to draw a card.

#9778

Card by Bucky

8E

Wind Turbine

Thing

At the start of your turn, flip 3 coins and gain an Energy token for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn.

Thing: Pay 3 Energy tokens to draw a card.

#9779

Card by Bucky

9E

Turbinated Windstrike

Action

Flip 4 coins and gain three Energy tokens for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn.
You may spend 3 Energy tokens per card to force opponents to discard cards, 4 Energy tokens per Thing to destroy Things, and/or 10 Energy tokens to eliminate an opponent.

#9780

Card by Bucky

8

The Princess

Thing

If you control The Princess or have it in your hand when the game ends, you win the game. If you discard The Princess or control it as it leaves play, you lose the game.

#9781

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Too Fast To Lose

Thing

If you could play ten or more cards during your turn, you win the game.

#9782

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Extort

Action

Create a Money Token for each Human Thing on the field.

#9783

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6C

Crater

Thing

You may put this into play from your hand under any player's control when a Thing they control is destroyed.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1.

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"Ka-THOOOOM"

#9784

Card by ChippyYYZ

6A

Assign

Action

Put target Thing card from the discard pile into play under target opponent's control.

#9785

Card by ChippyYYZ

3P

Phoenix Energy

Action

Put target Action card from the discard pile into your hand. If you have any Flame or Fire tokens, you may play an additional Action this turn. Otherwise, gain a Flame token.

#9786

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rock

Thing

Players who control Sharp things cannot win the game.

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The Winner

#9787

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Paper

Thing

Players who control Mineral things cannot win the game.

#9788

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scissors

Thing

Players who control Flexible things cannot win the game.

#9789

Card by JakeTheWolfie

0E

Jake's Enthusiasm

Thing

When you add multiple cards to the deck archive, draw a card.

You may add one extra card to the archive without waiting for other people to add some.

#9790

Card by Bucky

Gear

Thing

Draw an additional card on each of your turns.

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The Winner

#9791

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Grub

Thing

You may play an additional card on each of your turns.

#9792

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fun

Thing

You may destroy a thing during each of your turns.

#9793

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Spire of Oblivion

Thing - Building

When this enters play and once per turn when a Fog token would be attached to Spire of Oblivion, attach a Fog token to a random other non-token Thing in each player's control.

The contents of the discard pile are considered removed from the game.

#9794

Card by Binarius

Make Way!

Thing

When a Thing enters play, its controller must first destroy another of their Things besides this. Then move this to the discard pile.

#9795

Card by Binarius

Alternative Scheduling

Thing

You may not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. Whenever you have two or fewer cards in hand, you may immediately draw four cards.

#9796

Card by Binarius

Make Whey!

Thing

Action: Create a Whey token with "For each set of 3 Whey tokens you control, you may copy an action yu play an additional time."

#9797

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Strength in Numbers, Weakness in Letters

Action

Destroy all things with a Letter in its' cornervalue unless it also contains a Number.

#9798

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Boltzmann Brain

Thing

The current game is considered to be a subgame. If this is the outer game layer when the game ends, the winner of this game (if any) draws an extra card and goes first.

#9799

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1F

Finder's Luck

Thing

Whenever you roll a 3 or 4 on a die, draw a card.

Action: Roll a 6-sided die. If it's a 6, gain a Coin token.

#9800

Card by Bucky