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{{card|title=Mousetrap Gum|text=Play when an opponent reduces or negates damage done to them. The damage gets done normally.|bgcolor=006600|creator=Corrigan|type=Response}} | {{card|title=Mousetrap Gum|text=Play when an opponent reduces or negates damage done to them. The damage gets done normally.|bgcolor=006600|creator=Corrigan|type=Response}} | ||
{{card|title=Zap Calculator|type=Surprise|bgcolor=000|text=When this card is revealed to be in your hand, the revealing player throws their hand into the air and tries to catch as many cards as possible. They take X-Y damage, where X is the number of cards in their hand and Y is the number of cards that they caught.|creator=Corrigan}} | {{card|title=Zap Calculator|type=Surprise|bgcolor=000|text=When this card is revealed to be in your hand, the revealing player throws their hand into the air and tries to catch as many cards as possible. They take X-Y damage, where X is the number of cards in their hand and Y is the number of cards that they caught. The cards they do not catch are destroyed.|longtext=true|creator=Corrigan}} | ||
{{card|title=Prank Thief|text='''Action:''' Target opponent reveals their hand. Then, play all the Actions in their hand as though you were playing them.|creator=Corrigan|type=Thing|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Prank Thief|text='''Action:''' Target opponent reveals their hand. Then, play all the Actions in their hand as though you were playing them.|creator=Corrigan|type=Thing|bgcolor=006}} | ||
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{{card|title=Joke Banner|type=Thing|text=Pick a player. Whenever a player must be targeted, it must be that player.|bgcolor=006|creator=Corrigan}} | {{card|title=Joke Banner|type=Thing|text=Pick a player. Whenever a player must be targeted, it must be that player.|bgcolor=006|creator=Corrigan}} | ||
{{card|title=Salt in the Sugar Bowl|type=Thing|text=When an Action is played, it stays in play like a Thing and its effect becomes an Action ability. Whenever a Thing (other than this one) is played, it goes directly to the discard pile like an Action. If its effect was continuous, it lasts until the end of your next turn.|creator=Corrigan}} | {{card|title=Salt in the Sugar Bowl|type=Thing|text=When an Action is played, it stays in play like a Thing and its effect becomes an Action ability. Whenever a Thing (other than this one) is played, it goes directly to the discard pile like an Action. If its effect was continuous, it lasts until the end of your next turn.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}} | ||
{{card|title=Fish Slap|type=Action|text=Deal 2 damage to target player. On their next turn, that player may play 2 Actions.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=600}} | |||
{{card|title=Everyone Loves the Classics|type=Thing|text=Instead of playing an Action from their hand, a player may play an Action from the discard pile.|bgcolor=600}} | |||
{{card|title="Listen! There's a Celebrity at the Door!"|type=Thing|text=The next time a Thing is played by an opponent, destroy the Thing and this card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}} | |||
{{card|title=Extendo-Glove|type=Surprise|bgcolor=000|text=When this card is revealed to be in your hand, the revealing player takes 1 damage and discards a card from their hand.|creator=Corrigan}} | |||
{{card|title=Veteran Prankster|text=You are not affected by Surprises.|flavortext="Pfffft."|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006|type=Thing}} | |||
{{card|title=Paintball Ambush|type=Action|text=Deal 3 damage to target player unless he/she discards their hand.|bgcolor=006|creator=Corrigan}} | |||
{{card|title=Seltzer Bottle|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Target player discards their hand, is dealt 1 damage and draws a new hand. They may play any number of Responses in response to this. On the third time you use this Action,destroy Seltzer Bottle.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}} | |||
Revision as of 04:23, 15 September 2007
| April Fools! | |
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| Designer | jtwe |
| Date | April 11, 2007 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Have fun playing tricks on your friends with this lighthearted deck full of wacky pranks, crazy stunts, indecent exposure, psychological trauma, and severed limbs.
Special Rules
Hand Size and Damage
Each player starts with 0 damage and a maximum hand size of 7. (Players start the game with 5 cards in hand, as normal.) Each point of damage a player takes reduces their maximum hand size by 1. Any player who takes 7 damage loses and is removed from the game.
Drawing cards
A player who has fewer than 2 cards in his or her hand at the start of his or her draw stage draws 2 cards instead of 1.
Card Types
Reactions
Reactions are played from your hand to the discard pile, like Actions. The text of each Reaction describes when it can be played.
Surprises
Surprises are not played from your hand. They take effect when revealed by a card such as Ding Dong Ditch or Prank Call.
Card List
Fake Vomit
Thing
Action: Draw a card, then discard a card.
What? Oh, yeah, that's, uh, kinda gross, I guess.
What? Oh, yeah, that's, uh, kinda gross, I guess.
Whoopie Cushion
Thing
At the end of your turn, reveal your hand, then return this card to your hand.
Action: Give control of this card to any player.
Action: Give control of this card to any player.
Banana Peel
Thing
If you would take damage, destroy this card and prevent that damage.
Lock Your Boss Out
Thing
If a card played by an opponent would cause you to discard or reveal any cards from your hand, you may choose not to discard or reveal any cards.
Card by Corrigan
Trout in the Trunk
Thing
When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.
At the end of your turn, discard a card.
Action: Destroy this card.
At the end of your turn, discard a card.
Action: Destroy this card.
Sardines in the Air Vents
Thing
Whenever a Thing changes controllers, if this card is in your hand, you may play this card and give control of it to that Thing's new controller.
At the end of your turn, discard a card.
At the end of your turn, discard a card.
Phony News Report
Thing
Each player draws one fewer card during his or her draw stage.
At the end of each player's turn, he or she may flip a coin. Heads: destroy this card.
At the end of each player's turn, he or she may flip a coin. Heads: destroy this card.
Bucket of Whitewash
Thing
When another player plays a Thing from his or her hand, destroy this card and that Thing.
Card by Kevan (from Infinite Dvorak deck)
Saran Wrapped Door
Thing
You may put this card into play at any time. If an Action card played by an opponent would cause damage to you, it destroys Saran Wrapped Door instead.
Card by Kevan
Chinese Finger Trap
Thing
When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.
You may not play Actions.
If you take any damage, destroy this card.
You may not play Actions.
If you take any damage, destroy this card.
Card by Bucky
Psychological Warfare
Thing
At the end of your turn, if there is a Shrinkage counter on this card, discard a card; otherwise, draw a card.
Whenever you have 6 cards in your hand and there is no Shrinkage counter on this card, put a Shrinkage counter on this card.
Whenever you have 6 cards in your hand and there is no Shrinkage counter on this card, put a Shrinkage counter on this card.
Joy Buzzer
Thing
Action: Flip a coin. Heads: Target player discards a card at random.
Joy Buzzer, Overclocked
Thing
Action: Target player takes 1 damage. Flip a coin. Heads: You take 1 damage, and flip again.
Cream Pie Fusillade
Thing
Action: Target player discards a card. Any player may play this ability, but only if they control this card or have been targetted by this card.
"Kick Me" Sign
Thing
When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.
Action: Discard a card to inflict 1 damage on this card's controller. Any player may play this action.
Action: Discard a card to destroy this card.
Action: Discard a card to inflict 1 damage on this card's controller. Any player may play this action.
Action: Discard a card to destroy this card.
Severed Limb, Fake
Thing
If this card is revealed from your hand, discard it.
Action: Target player must discard an Action card from his or her hand, or reveal his or her hand to show there are no Action cards in it.
Action: Target player must discard an Action card from his or her hand, or reveal his or her hand to show there are no Action cards in it.
Severed Limb, Real
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, if that player is damaged, that player takes 1 damage.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an arm. Then it's hilarious.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an arm. Then it's hilarious.
Flaming Bag of Poop
Thing
When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.
At the end of your turn, take 1 damage.
You may discard 2 cards with the same card type to destroy this card.
At the end of your turn, take 1 damage.
You may discard 2 cards with the same card type to destroy this card.
Razor Tripwire
Thing
If any player takes damage, destroy this card and that player discards his or her hand.
I told them to slice my sandwich!
I told them to slice my sandwich!
Block the Emergency Exits
Thing
If a Surprise is revealed while this card is in play, each player takes 5 damage.
Card by Corrigan
April Fool's Day
Action
Draw a card. If it is April, draw a card. If it is the 1st of the month, draw a card.
Card Force
Action
Choose one - Exchange control of a Thing you control and a Thing an opponent controls; or, take a card at random from any opponent's hand, then put a card from your hand into that opponent's hand.
Pick a card, any card.
Pick a card, any card.
Ding Dong Ditch
Action
Target player reveals a card at random from his or her hand. You may return this card to your hand.
Jake Day
Action
Gain 2 extra actions. If it is May, gain 1 extra action. If it is the 23rd of the month, gain 1 extra action.
Jack-in-the-Box
Action
Return a Thing you control to your hand.
Trick or Treat Postgame
Action
Each player discards a card. Then, in turn order starting with you, each player may return a card from the discard pile to his or her hand.
Pantsing
Action
Target opponent reveals his or her hand. Choose a card from it. That player discards that card.
Aww, it got smaller.
Aww, it got smaller.
Full Moon
Action
Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random.
I did NOT need to see that.
I did NOT need to see that.
I Can Eat Glass
Action
Draw a card.
When an opponent forces you to discard this card, draw three cards.
It does not hurt me.
When an opponent forces you to discard this card, draw three cards.
It does not hurt me.
Sink
Action
Shuffle target Thing into the deck.
UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as thoughtful.
UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as thoughtful.
Sink!
Action
Discard X Action cards to destroy X+1 Things.
NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"
NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"
TP
Action
Draw 2 cards. Put a card from your hand into an opponent's hand.
Snipe Hunt
Action
Target player may not play any cards on his or her next turn.
Water Balloon Bombardment
Action
Each player may force a player of their choice, other than you, to discard a card at random.
Shopping Cart Slingshot
Action
Discard your hand and draw 4 cards. Gain 1 extra action. Any opponent who has three cards in his or her hand may discard his or her hand and draw 4 cards.
Prank Call
Action
Reveal a card from your hand. Target player reveals a card at random from his or her hand. If they are different card types, that player discards that card and you draw 3 cards.
Exploding Cigar
Action
Each player decides "Yes" or "No" in secret, then all players reveal their choices simultaneously. If only one player chose "Yes", he or she draws 2 cards; otherwise, one random player that chose "Yes" takes 2 damage, then every other player that chose "Yes" draws 2 cards.
Wedgie
Action
Target player takes 1 damage.
Wedgie, Atomic
Action
Destroy X Things you control. Target player takes X damage.
Egging
Action
Target player takes 2 damage and gains an extra Action on their next turn.
Purple Nurple
Action
Discard a card. Target player takes 2 damage.
Malfunctioning Rube Goldberg Device
Action
Each player rolls a six-sided die and discards that many cards from his or her hand. Then, each player who has any cards in his or her hand takes 2 damage.
I don't know what just happened, but I'm pretty sure it was AWESOME.
I don't know what just happened, but I'm pretty sure it was AWESOME.
Frame Your Wife For Murder
Action
Target player takes damage equal to his or her hand size minus the number of cards in his or her hand (minimum 0). You take damage equal to your hand size minus the number of cards in your hand (minimum 0).
C'mon, honey, don't you get it?
C'mon, honey, don't you get it?
Kick 'em While They're Down
Reaction
Play when a Thing is destroyed. Destroy another Thing controlled by the same player.
Card by KillSmiley (from Infinite Dvorak deck)
Snake Nut Can
Reaction
Play when an opponent would draw cards outside of his or her draw stage. Prevent that draw and put this card in his or her hand.
The Chewbacca Defense
Reaction
Play when a card is played. Discard two cards with different card types to cancel and discard that card.
Look at the silly monkey!
Look at the silly monkey!
Deadpan Glare
Reaction
Play after a Surprise is revealed by an opponent. On that opponent's next turn, they may not play any cards from their hand.
Card by Corrigan
Backfire
Reaction
Play when an opponent plays an Action. That player becomes the target.
Card by Corrigan
Hangin' Out
Surprise
If this card is revealed from your hand, you may heal 2 damage or draw a card.
"Hey, does anyone else feel a breeze?"
"Hey, does anyone else feel a breeze?"
Black Powder Bomb, Lit
Surprise
If this card is revealed from your hand by an opponent, discard this card and that opponent takes 6 damage.
Black Powder Bomb, Unlit
Surprise
If this card is revealed from your hand, discard this card and take 6 damage.
Closet Pop-Up
Action
Each player changes hands with the player to his or her right. Then, each player discards a card from his or her new hand.
Card by Corrigan
Maple Syrup Balloon Attack
Action
Pick an opponent. Until the beginning of your next turn, their Things cannot be destroyed and they cannot play Actions.
Card by Corrigan
Mousetrap Gum
Response
Play when an opponent reduces or negates damage done to them. The damage gets done normally.
Card by Corrigan
Zap Calculator
Surprise
When this card is revealed to be in your hand, the revealing player throws their hand into the air and tries to catch as many cards as possible. They take X-Y damage, where X is the number of cards in their hand and Y is the number of cards that they caught. The cards they do not catch are destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
Prank Thief
Thing
Action: Target opponent reveals their hand. Then, play all the Actions in their hand as though you were playing them.
Card by Corrigan
Ball Bearings on the Floor
Thing
Whenever a target is needed, it is chosen randomly.
Card by Corrigan
Tack on the Chair
Thing
Whenever a Thing is played, the player who played it must discard a card.
Card by Corrigan
Joke Banner
Thing
Pick a player. Whenever a player must be targeted, it must be that player.
Card by Corrigan
Salt in the Sugar Bowl
Thing
When an Action is played, it stays in play like a Thing and its effect becomes an Action ability. Whenever a Thing (other than this one) is played, it goes directly to the discard pile like an Action. If its effect was continuous, it lasts until the end of your next turn.
Card by Corrigan
Fish Slap
Action
Deal 2 damage to target player. On their next turn, that player may play 2 Actions.
Card by Corrigan
Everyone Loves the Classics
Thing
Instead of playing an Action from their hand, a player may play an Action from the discard pile.
"Listen! There's a Celebrity at the Door!"
Thing
The next time a Thing is played by an opponent, destroy the Thing and this card.
Card by Corrigan
Extendo-Glove
Surprise
When this card is revealed to be in your hand, the revealing player takes 1 damage and discards a card from their hand.
Card by Corrigan
Paintball Ambush
Action
Deal 3 damage to target player unless he/she discards their hand.
Card by Corrigan
Seltzer Bottle
Thing
Action: Target player discards their hand, is dealt 1 damage and draws a new hand. They may play any number of Responses in response to this. On the third time you use this Action,destroy Seltzer Bottle.
Card by Corrigan
