Manchild Comics CCG Set

Manchild Comics CCG Set
Designer	Corrigan
Date	September 10, 2007
Players	Unknown
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This is a deck that is made of references to Manchild Comics, a made-up comics company made of me, my cousin David and his friend Daniel. It mostly is a joke.

Special Rules

The Special Rules look intimidating, but are quite simple.

Deck-Building

A deck must have at least 80 cards in it and at least 5 Goals. Each card also has a cornervalue. That number is the amount of copies of that card that can be in a single deck.

Cards

A Character is a kind of Thing, and they are all blue. There cannot be multiple copies of the same Character in play at once. If there is a Character in play, another copy of that Character cannot be played until the one in play is destroyed or otherwise removed from the table. Places are darkish purple. When a Place is played, and there is one already in play, destroy the older one. Light purple cards are Responses, which are Actions and are played in response to something happening. Blitzes are red and Actions, and can be played out of turn. Each player can play only one Blitz per turn cycle.

Special Abilities

There are a few effects with special names, like in Magic: The Gathering. Here are a few:

Smash- This card may be played out of turn.

Phases- If a card with a name that is the same as this one's, except with a different number in it, destroy this card.

Gang- There may be multiple copies of this card in play.

Card List

2

World Domination

Goal

If you are the only player who controls Things, and one of those Things is a Place, you win. You can play this card only when there are 8 or more Things in play that you don't control.
You need a Villain to control this card.

5

Morb

Villain

Action: Play 2 Robots if you haven't played any this turn.
Action: Destroy 1 Thing.

---

"Come, Carmichael Mark II. We're having toast for lunch."

1

Stanistan™

Place

No player can control fewer than 4 Things. As soon as a player has fewer than 4 Things, he/she may immediately play a number of Things equal to the 4-X, where X is the number of Things they control.

2

Brother Tor

Character

Action: Destroy 1 Thing belonging to the player on your right.

---

"All day? We have until winter solstice!"

2

Brother Mar

Character

Action: Destroy 1 Thing belonging to the player on your right.

---

"Behold as Mario transcends the various worlds!"

4

The Cult of Shub H. Worthington

Goal

If you control Brother Mar, Brother Tor, Malvineous Havershim II and Fred, and The Clearing is in play, you win the game.

3

Gim Bob Robot

Robot

Smash
Action: Destroy 1 Thing unless its controller discards their hand.

---

"Surrender, Gim Bob."

3

Malvineous Havershim

Villain-Cyborg

Action: Look through the top 8 cards of the draw pile; if Sklar Peppler is among them, put that card in your hand.
If Stanistan™ is in play, then no other players can take your Things.
Phases

5

Revenge

Action

If you control Jim Bob, Brother Tor, Fred or Brother Mar, destroy a card with 'Malvineous Havershim' in its name.

2

Malvineous Havershim II

Villain-Cyborg

This card isn't affected by Places.
Action: Take a Thing that cannot destroy Things.
Phases

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"This excels."

3

The Morb Question

Response

Negate 'Revenge' if Carmichael Mark II or Jim Bob is in play as well as Morb.

6

Jim Bob

Hero-Scientist

Each turn, you may play 2 Thing cards.
At the beginning of each player's turn, roll a 6-sided die and destroy a random Thing on a roll of 5 or higher.

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"Imagine how many experience points these guys must be worth!"

2

Carmichael

Robot

If Fred is in play, Carmichael is under the control of the player who controls Fred.
Action: Destroy 1 of your Objects and one of an opponent's Things.

---

"Father?"

5

The Island Monkey

Villain

Action: Destroy a non-Robot or non-Cyborg Character.

---

"They must be exterminated."

4

Sklar Peppler

Henchman

Action: Destroy 2 Characters and return this card to the draw pile.

---

"Hooooom!"

5

Pierre

Character

Action: Put an Object without a control condition from the draw pile in the middle of the table. All players reveal one card from their hands. The player whose revealed card has the title has the most characters (excluding spaces) gains control of the Object.

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"So Jim Bob man, JB, white chocolate, think of that before you use this stuff for bottle rockets."

4

Morb Jr.

Villain

Action: Put the card 'World Domination' into your hand from the draw pile.
Action: Look at the top card in the draw pile.

---

"I sense a disturbance in the Morb."

3

Rap Battle

Action

Each player discards the card from their hand with the longest text. The owner of the card with the longest text draws 3 cards.

2

Singer La

Place+Goal

A player who controls The Pimp, Pierre and Rare Chemicals may play Rap Battle as a Blitz to win the game.
Destroy all Things in play with 1 sentence of text on them. No Things with only 1 sentence of text can be played.

2

Secret Brick

Action

Look among the bottom 11 cards in the discard pile. If Singer La is among them, put it into your hand.

---

"Put yonder brick back, homie."

3

The Pimp

Character

Action: Give 1 of your Objects to target player.

---

"Hold my cane."

4

Joel

Character

You can only play this card if Stanistan™ is in play.
Action: Give 1 of your Things to target opponent.

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"The king has taken the bathroom rug! Velvet love! Velvet love!

5

Log Ride

Action

Look through the draw pile and put Stanistan™ into your hand from the draw pile. Then shuffle the draw pile.

4

Dig

Action

Search the draw pile for a card called 'Rinaldo' and put it into play under your control.

5

Rinaldo

Antihero

Action: Put a card from an opponent's hand into your hand.
Action: Take an Object.

---

"I'll let you in on a little secret. Squarely's is supporting a band of Guatemalan guerrillas."

3

The Tapeworm

Character

You can only play this card if The Island Monkey is in play or in the discard pile.
Action: Destroy a Character.

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"Hey there."

2

Stanistanium®

Chemical

If you control this card and Jim Bob, and Stanistan™ is in play, you win.
Action: Destroy 2 Things. You must control a Scientist to use this Action.

5

Broken Floor Lamp

Object

Action: Destroy this card and a Thing your opponent controls.
Or
Play this card onto a Character you control-That Character gets Action: Destroy Morb.

---

"Is that all you can wield?"

1

The Siamese Triplet Revelation

Action

Morb cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn if Jim Bob is in play.

---

"She gave birth to that?"

4

Doctor Goiter

Villain-Scientist

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, they must put a Thing from their hand into yours. Action: Destroy an Object.

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"Where's ma money?"

2

The Battering of Mankind

Goal

If, at any time, you are the only player who has cards in his/her hand, you win the game.
You need a Villain to control this card.

---

Why better when you can batter?

2

The Bettering of Mankind

Goal

If, at any time, you are the only player who does not have cards in his/her hand, you win.
You need a Hero to control this card.

---

Why batter when you can better?

4

Monkey-Thing Formula

Action

Destroy Doctor Goiter.
And
One of your Characters cannot be targeted until the beginning of your next turn.

---

"Awww, it's so cute. AAAGH! AAAAAGH!"

2

Rare Chemicals

Chemical

If you control this card for 5 turns (including those of your opponents), you win.

5

Obendigo

Hero

Action: Pick an opponent and force them to draw 1 card.
Action: Look through an opponent's hand and force them to play 1 card.

---

"A veritable Oscar Wilde you are."

3

The Clearing

Place

Whenever your Brother Mar or Brother Tor destroys a Character, draw 2 cards.

---

"Perform the ritual!"

1

DËATH

Band

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may draw a card.
Action: Discard a card and put a different card from the discard pile into your hand.

---

"These Nørsk Åmëricans don’t like death metal?"

2

The Pill People

Band

There may be multiple copies of the same Character in play.

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"Blah blah blah pain."

3

Rusty Crow

Band

Whenever a player draws a card at a time other than the beginning of their turn, they must destroy a Thing they control.

---

"The West sucks."

1

Flaming Lightning

Band

If this card is in play, Rinaldo, Obendigo and Gobi cannot be in play.
Action: Remove a card in your hand from play to gain control of a Thing.
If Rusty Crow is in play when you play this card, destroy Rusty Crow. When Rusty Crow is played, destroy it immediately.

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"Whatever you do, DON'T PRACTICE."

8

Gobi

Character-Alien

You may play Gobi out of turn.
Gobi cannot be destroyed by Henchmen.
Action: Play a Thing from your hand.

---

"I'm getting sick of 'Eight-Legged Freaks'."

1

Chester Field

Character

Your opponents cannot play Responses.

---

"What's wrong? Too revolutionary for ya?"

2

Gorymikine

Henchman

Action: To destroying 1 not-Hero Character.

---

"The old gun-throw trick. Is excel choice."

2

Rachkovsky

Henchman

Action: To destroying 1 Object you are control and destroying 2 Characters you are not control.

---

"Can you shooting them? Am feeling woozy."

1

Malvineous Havershim III

Villain-Cyborg

If you control Rachkovsky and Gorymikine, you may use both of their Actions as 1 Action.
Phases
Action: Reveal your hand. Another player may pick X cards from your hand and put them in their hand. After 3 turns, they must put 2X cards from their hand into yours. Eliminate them if they don't.

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"Let's get some competence!"

2

The Grizzled Cowboy

Character

When an opponent plays a card, you can choose to return this card to your hand. When this card is destroyed, look through the draw pile and play the first Villain you find.

4

Flail

Weapon

Play this card onto a Character-that card adds 'Action: Destroy 1 Character or Object' to the end of its text.

4

Ludwig

Character

Play Ludwig as a Response to a Thing being destroyed. That card's controller discards a card. At the beginning of your next turn, before you draw a card, return Ludwig to the draw pile.