April Fools deck

April Fools!
Designer	jtwe
Date	April 11, 2007
Players	2+
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Have fun playing tricks on your friends with this lighthearted deck full of wacky pranks, crazy stunts, indecent exposure, psychological trauma, and severed limbs.

Special Rules

Hand Size and Damage

Each player starts with 0 damage and a maximum hand size of 7. (Players start the game with 5 cards in hand, as normal.) Each point of damage a player takes reduces their maximum hand size by 1. Any player who takes 7 damage loses and is removed from the game.

Drawing cards

A player who has fewer than 2 cards in his or her hand at the start of his or her draw stage draws 2 cards instead of 1.

Card Types

Reactions

Reactions are played from your hand to the discard pile, like Actions. The text of each Reaction describes when it can be played.

Surprises

Surprises are not played from your hand. They take effect when revealed by a card such as Ding Dong Ditch or Prank Call.

Card List

Fake Vomit

Thing

Action: Draw a card, then discard a card.

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What? Oh, yeah, that's, uh, kinda gross, I guess.

Whoopie Cushion

Thing

At the end of your turn, reveal your hand, then return this card to your hand.

Action: Give control of this card to any player.

Banana Peel

Thing

If you would take damage, destroy this card and prevent that damage.

Lock Your Boss Out

Thing

If a card played by an opponent would cause you to discard cards or reveal your hand, you may choose not to discard or reveal your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Trout in the Trunk

Thing

When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.

At the end of your turn, discard a card.

Action: Destroy this card.

Sardines in the Air Vents

Thing

Whenever a Thing changes controllers, if this card is in your hand, you may play this card and give control of it to that Thing's new controller.

At the end of your turn, discard a card.

Phony News Report

Thing

Each player draws one fewer card during his or her draw stage.

At the end of each player's turn, he or she may flip a coin. Heads: destroy this card.

Bucket of Whitewash

Thing

When another player plays a Thing from his or her hand, destroy this card and that Thing.

Card by Kevan (from Infinite Dvorak deck)

Saran Wrapped Door

Thing

You may put this card into play at any time. If an Action card played by an opponent would cause damage to you, it destroys Saran Wrapped Door instead.

Card by Kevan

Chinese Finger Trap

Thing

When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.

You may not play Actions.

If you take any damage, destroy this card.

Card by Bucky

Psychological Warfare

Thing

At the end of your turn, if there is a Shrinkage counter on this card, discard a card; otherwise, draw a card.

Whenever you have 6 cards in your hand and there is no Shrinkage counter on this card, put a Shrinkage counter on this card.

Joy Buzzer

Thing

Action: Flip a coin. Heads: Target player discards a card at random.

Joy Buzzer, Overclocked

Thing

Action: Target player takes 1 damage. Flip a coin. Heads: You take 1 damage, and flip again.

Cream Pie Fusillade

Thing

Action: Target player discards a card. Any player may play this ability, but only if they control this card or have been targetted by this card.

"Kick Me" Sign

Thing

When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.

Action: Discard a card to inflict 1 damage on this card's controller. Any player may play this action.

Action: Discard a card to destroy this card.

Severed Limb, Fake

Thing

If this card is revealed from your hand, discard it.

Action: Target player must discard an Action card from his or her hand, or reveal his or her hand to show there are no Action cards in it.

Severed Limb, Real

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, if that player is damaged, that player takes 1 damage.

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It's all fun and games until someone loses an arm. Then it's hilarious.

Flaming Bag of Poop

Thing

When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player.

At the end of your turn, take 1 damage.

You may discard 2 cards with the same card type to destroy this card.

Razor Tripwire

Thing

If any player takes damage, destroy this card and that player discards his or her hand.

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I told them to slice my sandwich!

Block the Emergency Exits

Thing

If a Surprise is revealed while this card is in play, each player takes 5 damage.

Card by Corrigan

April Fool's Day

Action

Draw a card. If it is April, draw a card. If it is the 1st of the month, draw a card.

Card Force

Action

Choose one - Exchange control of a Thing you control and a Thing an opponent controls; or, take a card at random from any opponent's hand, then put a card from your hand into that opponent's hand.

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Pick a card, any card.

Ding Dong Ditch

Action

Target player reveals a card at random from his or her hand. You may return this card to your hand.

Jake Day

Action

Gain 2 extra actions. If it is May, gain 1 extra action. If it is the 23rd of the month, gain 1 extra action.

Jack-in-the-Box

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand.

Trick or Treat Postgame

Action

Each player discards a card. Then, in turn order starting with you, each player may return a card from the discard pile to his or her hand.

Pantsing

Action

Target opponent reveals his or her hand. Choose a card from it. That player discards that card.

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Aww, it got smaller.

Full Moon

Action

Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random.

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I did NOT need to see that.

I Can Eat Glass

Action

Draw a card.

When an opponent forces you to discard this card, draw three cards.

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It does not hurt me.

Sink

Action

Shuffle target Thing into the deck.

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UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as thoughtful.

Sink!

Action

Discard X Action cards to destroy X+1 Things.

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NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"

TP

Action

Draw 2 cards. Put a card from your hand into an opponent's hand.

Snipe Hunt

Action

Target player may not play any cards on his or her next turn.

Water Balloon Bombardment

Action

Each player may force a player of their choice, other than you, to discard a card at random.

Shopping Cart Slingshot

Action

Discard your hand and draw 4 cards. Gain 1 extra action. Any opponent who has three cards in his or her hand may discard his or her hand and draw 4 cards.

Prank Call

Action

Reveal a card from your hand. Target player reveals a card at random from his or her hand. If they are different card types, that player discards that card and you draw 3 cards.

Exploding Cigar

Action

Each player decides "Yes" or "No" in secret, then all players reveal their choices simultaneously. If only one player chose "Yes", he or she draws 2 cards; otherwise, one random player that chose "Yes" takes 2 damage, then every other player that chose "Yes" draws 2 cards.

Wedgie

Action

Target player takes 1 damage.

Wedgie, Atomic

Action

Destroy X Things you control. Target player takes X damage.

Egging

Action

Target player takes 2 damage and gains an extra Action on their next turn.

Purple Nurple

Action

Discard a card. Target player takes 2 damage.

Malfunctioning Rube Goldberg Device

Action

Each player rolls a six-sided die and discards that many cards from his or her hand. Then, each player who has any cards in his or her hand takes 2 damage.

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I don't know what just happened, but I'm pretty sure it was AWESOME.

Frame Your Wife For Murder

Action

Target player takes damage equal to his or her hand size minus the number of cards in his or her hand (minimum 0). You take damage equal to your hand size minus the number of cards in your hand (minimum 0).

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C'mon, honey, don't you get it?

Kick 'em While They're Down

Reaction

Play when a Thing is destroyed. Destroy another Thing controlled by the same player.

Card by KillSmiley (from Infinite Dvorak deck)

Snake Nut Can

Reaction

Play when an opponent would draw cards outside of his or her draw stage. Prevent that draw and put this card in his or her hand.

The Chewbacca Defense

Reaction

Play when a card is played. Discard two cards with different card types to cancel and discard that card.

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Look at the silly monkey!

Deadpan Glare

Reaction

Play after a Surprise is revealed by an opponent. On that opponent's next turn, they may not play any cards from their hand.

Card by Corrigan

Backfire

Reaction

Play when an opponent plays an Action. If the Action would affect that opponent, it affects you instead. If the Action targetted a player, change that target to that opponent.

Card by Corrigan

Hangin' Out

Surprise

If this card is revealed from your hand, you may heal 2 damage or draw a card.

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"Hey, does anyone else feel a breeze?"

Black Powder Bomb, Lit

Surprise

If this card is revealed from your hand by an opponent, discard this card and that opponent takes 6 damage.

Black Powder Bomb, Unlit

Surprise

If this card is revealed from your hand, discard this card and take 6 damage.