Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3001-3100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 3001-3100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Tok1

Token Discontentment

Thing

If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token Uprising from the the archive into play. Action: Destroy a non-token thing belonging to the player with the most tokens in play.

#3001

Card by Pongo

Tok2

Token Uprising

Thing

Play under the control of nobody. At the beginning of their turns, all players destroy a random thing they control for every token they control. If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token War from the the archive into play. Tokens are considered aggressive cards.

#3002

Card by Pongo

Tok3

Token War

Thing

Play under the control of nobody. All tokens are considered to be under the control of a seperate player, whose turn is inserted after the player who played this card's turn. On this player's turn, for every token this player controls, destroy a random thing owned by a player who isn't the one described above. If this player is eliminated, destroy this card. Tokens are considered aggressive cards.

#3003

Card by Pongo

->0

Infinitesimal Dvorak Deck

Action

Roll a d6 and count clockwise around the table that number, starting with you. The player reached is the winner.

---

That didn't take long. What are those other cards for?

#3004

Card by Goldenboots

David Blaine

Thing

Action: Put a thing into your hand and replace it with a thing from your hand.
Action: Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs".
Action: Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player.

---

"Wanna see some magic?"

#3005

Card by ChippyYYZ

Language In-Crowd: Chinese Edition!

Thing

手中限拿十張牌。動作：抽十張牌，可自由保留、擲出、或送給對手。懷疑此規則者要把手中所有的牌擲出。 Action: Discard a card and draw a card.

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試釋是事。

#3006

Card by Binarius

Gordian Knot

Thing

Indestructible. If this Thing is destroyed, the person who destroyed it wins.

#3007

Card by Binarius

America Votes 3008

Action

All players secretly choose Red or Blue and then reveal their choices simultaneously. Players who made the majority choice may draw two cards, and those in the minority must discard two cards.

#3008

Card by Binarius

Wanted Poster

Thing

Whenever a Thing with a Bounty token on it is destroyed, whoever destroyed it may draw three cards. Action: Put a Bounty token on a Thing.

#3009

Card by Kevan

Chinese Bakery Entrapment

Thing

Play under the control of another player. The controller of this card may not use any action abilities other than the one on this card.
Action: Create 10 fortune cookie tokens.

#3010

Card by Pongo

Low Orbit Ion Cannon

Thing

Action: Destroy a material thing, and any tokens placed on it.

#3011

Card by Pongo

Security Exploit

Action

Use the action ability of an opponent's thing.

#3012

Card by Pongo

Z4

Zombie Hater

Thing

When this comes into play destroy all zombies. When a new zombie comes into play destroy Zombie hater.

#3013

Card by gill_smoke

Stick and stones may break my bones

Action Reaction

play in reaction to any action that would effect your things Replace one of thier things with a rubble token instead.

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"but words will never hurt me"

#3014

Card by gill_smoke

I'm ruber your glue

Action Reaction

play in reaction to any action that would effect your things offending action must now effect the offending players stuff.

---

"What you say bounces of of me and sticks to you"

#3015

Card by gill_smoke

Order No. 227

Thing

If any thing would leave play, destroy it instead.

---

Ни шагу назад!

#3016

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Sacred Writings of (your name here) Are Inviolate!

Thing

No card attributed to Kevan can have its text changed in any way, even if the card permits this.
Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name.

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If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working.

#3017

Card by Goldenboots

Deflation

Thing

Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires half as many.

#3018

Card by Pongo, credit to ChippyYYZ

The Illuminati

Thing

This card does not exist. If this card is destroyed or removed from play, shuffle it into the draw pile.
Action: Insert "FNORD" into a card's text.
Action: View the hand of a player with a card containing "FNORD" in play, and play a card from it.

#3019

Card by Pongo

Stick of Dynamite

Thing

On your next turn, destroy this, a thing of your choice, and two random non-token things belonging to the controller of the thing of your choice you destroyed.

#3020

Card by Pongo

Z2

Return of the Zombie plague

Action

Create a zombie token for every card on the discard pile

#3021

Card by gill_smoke

Z7

Zombie

Thing

Your hand size is reduced by one Action: Destroy living thing, create Zombie token in its place.

#3022

Card by gill_smoke

Z6

Zombified Electrician

Thing

Destroy an energy token to play. Whenever you would create an energy token you may discard a card to make a second energy token.

#3023

Card by gill_smoke

Organic Robot

Thing

A living thing. You may play an additional thing each turn.

#3024

Card by Pongo

Soup Kitchen

Thing

Action: Create a soup token.

#3025

Card by Pongo

Caffeine Pill Box

Thing

When this card goes into play, put six caffeine pill tokens on it. Flip a coin on the turn you play this card's action ability. If tails, skip your next turn. If this card is destroyed, destroy all caffeine pill tokens on it. Action: Destroy a caffeine pill token and play two additional actions this turn.

#3026

Card by Pongo

~!

Interpolation Interchange

Action

Play only if you control at least one non-Token Thing with nonempty ruletext. Insert the word "only" anywhere in the text of target Thing controlled by an opponent. That opponent may insert the word "not" anywhere in the text of one of your Things.

#3027

Card by Goldenboots

Second Law of Thermodynamics

Thing

All players who control more than zero energy tokens must turn an energy token into an unlabelled token at the the beginning of their turn.

---

The entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium.

#3028

Card by Pongo

Third Law of Thermodynamics

Thing

If there are no energy tokens in play, no actions or things may be played, and all material things are considered blank.

---

As a system approaches absolute zero, all processes cease and the entropy of the system approaches a minimum value.

#3029

Card by Pongo

High-Frequency Shield

Thing - Equipment

When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Neither this nor the equipped thing can be affected by any card that modifies text, overrules indestructibility, or sends it anywhere but the discard pile.

---

Regular destruction, however, is still quite effective.

#3030

Card by ChippyYYZ

_A_

The Sorting Hat

Thing

Whenever a thing (or token) comes into play, a random player gains control of it.

#3031

Card by ChippyYYZ

Horcrux

Thing

Indestructible. You cannot be eliminated.
Play this only when you destroy a living thing or eliminate a player.

#3032

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mountain of Skulls

Thing

Whenever a living Thing is destroyed, gain a Skull token. If this card is destroyed, you may destroy five Skull tokens to return it to your hand instead. If you have at least ten Skull tokens, create a copy of Castle of Pain from the Infinite Dvorak deck and put it into your hand. Action: Destroy a living Thing.

#3033

Card by Binarius

Castle of Pain

Thing

You have no hand size limit. If you control Mountain of Skulls, it is indestructible. When this card enters play, each opponent must choose either to give you the card they draw at the beginning of their turns or not to play Things. If you have at least fifteen Skull tokens, create a copy of Throne of Blood from the Infinite Dvorak deck and put it into your hand.

#3034

Card by Binarius

Throne of Blood

Thing

Destroy this card at the end of your turn if you do not also control Castle of Pain. Thing and Action - Scourge of Carpathia: Eliminate a player with no living Things.

#3035

Card by Binarius

Action-Grenade Belt

Thing - Equipment

When this comes into play, put three grenade counters on it, remove an action in your hand from the game, and equip this to a thing you control. Equipped thing has
"Action: Destroy a grenade token to use the action that was removed from the game."

#3036

Card by ChippyYYZ

Incarnation Of The Abstract

Thing

All immaterial things in play are put under this card. This card is a living thing and has all text of all cards under it.

#3037

Card by ChippyYYZ

Camo Suit

Thing - Equipment

When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing cannot be affected by actions that do not affect all things in play.

#3038

Card by ChippyYYZ

XXX

Not So Smug Now!

Action

If target Thing is indestructible, blank its text. If target Thing is uneditable, destroy it. If target Thing is both indestructible and uneditable, eliminate its owner. If target Thing has neither protection, add the text ' Action: Put a money token into play ' after its text.

#3039

Card by Goldenboots

Tr1

The Chieftain

Thing

Action: Put the card "The High Warrior" from the discard pile into play. If it is not in the discard pile, create it and put it into play. Action: If you control "The High Warrior", put the card "The High Shaman" from the discard pile into play. If it is not in the discard pile, create it and put it into play.

#3040

Card by Pongo

Tr2

The High Warrior

Thing

If one of your things would be destroyed, you may destroy a warrior token instead.
Action: Destroy a thing.
Action: Put n/2 (rounded down) warrior token(s) into play, where n is the number of players in the game currently.

#3041

Card by Pongo

Tr3

The High Shaman

Thing

Action: Put up to three living or undead things from the discard pile into play.
Action: Put five zombie tokens into play.
Action: Destroy three zombie tokens and play two additional actions. This action may only be used once per turn.

#3042

Card by Pongo

R0

Global reset

Action

Restart the game.
Everybody discards their hand and destroy all things in play deal 5 cards to all players. It's now the next player's turn

---

"[Ctrl][Alt][Delete]"

#3043

Card by gill_smoke

D2

Dagon take your soul

Action

Either eliminate a player in control of a zombie token or destroy a living thing

---

"Marlak Dagn Schulak"

#3044

Card by gill_smoke

Kali

Thing god

When this comes into play destroy all living things, take control of all undead things. The game ends at the beginning of your next turn, you win unless someone else controls a god.

---

Shaak Ti Kali ma

#3045

Card by gill_smoke

Land of the Gods

Thing

All living things are considered gods. This card and all gods are indestructable.

#3046

Card by Pongo

Revivification

Action

Replace all undead things (including tokens) with person or [living thing name here] tokens.

#3047

Card by Pongo

Healer Gone Horribly Wrong

Thing

If this card would be destroyed, you may destroy a mana token instead.
Action: Destroy a living thing and create a mana token.
Action: Destroy a mana token and put a living or undead thing from the discard pile into play. If it is a non-undead thing add the sentence "This is a zombie." to the beginning of the card's text.

---

Healing was good, but this is much better.

#3048

Card by Pongo

The Almighty Flying Frog of Buxtephlog IX

Thing - God

Indestructible.
Action: The Almighty Flying Frog of Buxtephlog IX wins the game. All other players are eliminated.

---

Possibly the most powerful card in the whole Infinite Dvorak deck.

#3049

Card by Zt

Three Hyperactive Pigs

Thing

Action: Reveal three Action cards from your hand. If you do, take three extra Actions this turn (not counting this one). Don't use this Action more than once a turn.

#3050

Card by Zt

Throwing Cards

Action

Throw n cards into target opponent's face. The cards are discarded. The result depends on the value of n:
n=1 Target opponent discards a random card.
n=2 Target opponent destroys two random Things she controls.
n=5 Target opponent destroys all Things she controls.
n=6 Target opponent is eliminated.

#3051

Card by Zt

Risky Transplant Operation

Action

Give target thing the action ability of an action in your hand or a thing you control, then discard the action or erase the ability from the thing, then flip a coin. If heads, do nothing further, if tails, destroy all things involved.

#3052

Card by Pongo

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Thing - Deity

Indestructable, immaterial, invisible, and can pass through normal matter with ease.
Action: The Flying Spaghetti Monster uses His Noodley Appendage to steal a thing from your opponent and put it under your control.
Action: The Flying Spaghetti Monster gets drunk on the beer volcano and creates a midget or pirate token under your control.
Action: A stripper from the stripper factory distracts one of your opponents. They miss their next turn.

#3053

Card by Pongo

Marcus Brigstocke

Thing

You may play this under the control of an opponent. The card "David Blaine" is now "Git Wizard". If you have both this card and "Git Wizard" in play under your control, you are eliminated.

---

I know I shouldn't have referred to a specific card, but I couldn't resist.

#3054

Card by Pongo

Suspended Plastic Box

Thing

You may skip a turn to put a Publicity token into play. If you control ten Publicity tokens, you win the game. If you play or draw a card, destroy this Thing.

#3055

Card by Kevan

Spivak Shielding

Thing

Cards which would use the incorrect "he/she" personal pronoun against you cannot be played.

#3056

Card by Kevan

Warp Blade

Thing - Equipment

When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Whenever equipped thing would destroy a thing, it removes it from the game instead.

#3057

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tokenmail

Thing - Equipment

When this comes into play, put all tokens you control on it and equip it to a thing you control. Whenever this or the equipped thing would be destroyed, you may destroy a token on this card instead.

#3058

Card by ChippyYYZ

Overshield

Thing - Equipment

When this comes into play, put an energy token on it and equip it to a thing you control. If this or the equipped thing would be destroyed, you may destroy an energy token on this card instead. If there wasn't an energy token on this card at the end of your last turn, put an energy token on this card at the beginning of your turn.

#3059

Card by ChippyYYZ

G4

Gaffe

Action Reaction

Play in reaction to any action that action does nothing.

---

"No you don't understand That's not what I meant"

#3060

Card by gill_smoke

1Z

Plan Z

Action

Destroy all living things make a Zombie token under your control for each thing destroyed.

---

"I love plan Z!" -Plankton

#3061

Card by gill_smoke

F2

Fugitive

Thing

Attach to a living thing. That thing cannot take actions

#3062

Card by gill_smoke

Ralph Nader

Thing

Take 2.5% of the weight of all the votes of any vote held (take an equal amount of weight from each player, including yourself) and add it to the weight of your vote.

#3063

Card by Pongo

The Demonic Spellbook of David Blaine

Thing - Equipment

When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing has
Action: Replace target card with a (card's title) Token.
Action: Replace target token with a (token's name) card. If the token was on a card, destroy that card.

#3064

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Fury of Jimi Hendrix

Action

Destroy up to five things.
Set this card on fire and remove it from the game.

#3065

Card by ChippyYYZ

War Profiteering

Action

For each player, reveal cards from the deck until you find a thing that equips to another thing, put it in their hand, and draw a card.

---

Not neccesarily an Equipment, though.

#3066

Card by ChippyYYZ

Random Stranger

Thing

All random effects target this card.

---

"Why me? I'm just a random stranger!"

#3067

Card by Zt

Innocent Bystander

Thing

All destroy effects target this card.

---

"Why me? I'm just an innocent bystander!"

#3068

Card by Zt

666

Antichrist Superstar

Thing

Action: Replace target living Thing with a strawberry candy token.

---

"This guy is more popular than any rock band nowadays." - The Rolling Stone. "I have to tell to all these young groupies: I'm sorry, the Lord of D. is busy. A very disappointing job." - Pol Pot, Satan's personal butler.
"I LOVE strawberry candy." - Satan

#3069

Card by Zt

Badly-Programmed Homebrew Software

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, roll 1d6. If you roll a 5 or 6, discard a card.
Action: Draw three cards.

---

Extremely useful, but ridden with bugs.

#3070

Card by Pongo

5W

Finger of Death

Action

Destroy target living Thing. If your opponents do not control any living Things, instead force an opponent to discard two cards at random. If your opponents do not control any living things and have at most one card in each of their hands, eliminate an opponent instead.

#3071

Card by Bucky

??

Amnesia

Thing

Play this under any player's control. When this comes into play, put your hand under this. At the beginning of each of your turns, put a random card from under this card back into your hand. Destroy this card when there are no cards under it.

#3072

Card by ChippyYYZ

Card Force

Action

Play at any time. Put a card in your hand on top of the deck.

#3073

Card by ChippyYYZ

Box Of Memories

Thing

When this comes into play, put 5 random cards from the discard pile under this card. When this card is destroyed, put these cards in your hand.
Action: Destroy this card.

#3074

Card by ChippyYYZ

Uc 1

UPC code

Thing

Attach to a non living thing if that thing would be destroyed, create a copy of it in owners hand.

---

12546 68004

#3075

Card by gill_smoke

V3

Viscious

Thing

Attach to a living thing. Add "Destroy a thing" to any action ability, or increase by one the number of things destroyed.

#3076

Card by gill_smoke

2o

Viscous

Thing

Attach to a living thing. Thing cannot take actions unless there are at least two tokens on this card. Action: Destroy a token on this card take two more actions.

---

"Two point Oh is what we're shooting for."

#3077

Card by gill_smoke

BW

Black and White Movie Era

Thing

Yellow and white cards are white. All other cards are black. Nobody may generate more than one token per turn.

#3078

Card by Zt

1/2:1/2

Draw

Action

If all Things you control are black, win the game. Otherwise the game ends and nobody wins, nobody loses.

---

"A draw with Black is almost like a win in chess." - Some guy
"The turning point in my career came with the realization that Black should play to win instead of just steering for equality." - Bobby Fischer

#3079

Card by Zt

Pain in the Ass

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn, discard a card.

#3080

Card by Zt

Allergic Reaction

Action

Choose a type of Token. Each player discards a card for each token of that type under their control.

#3081

Card by ChippyYYZ

Evolution

Thing

All cards are considered to have no creator.

#3082

Card by ChippyYYZ, unless this is in play

Remake

Action

Discard a card and reveal cards from the top of the deck until you find a card with the same creator as the discarded card. Put it into your hand and shuffle the deck.

#3083

Card by ChippyYYZ

Word War

Action

all players write for 10 minutes the one with the largest word count wins the game (pages of repeated words does not count).

---

Hey I thought we were playing cards

#3084

Card by gill_smoke

Word Sprint

Action

Write for 10 minutes create a prize token for every 100 words (pages of repeated words does not count).

---

Hey, I thought we were playing cards

#3085

Card by gill_smoke

Pseudonymous

Action

Change the "Card by" line on every card in play reflect Kevan as the creator.

---

"Who does that guy think he is anyway?" -Bub

#3086

Card by gill_smoke

600 cal

Ham and Eggs

Action

If two opponents both control living things, eliminate one opponent and destroy all the other's living things. Put a Cholesterol token into play.

---

The hen is involved; the pig is committed

#3087

Card by Goldenboots

I Teach You In A Spanish Way

Action

Look at an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to play on their next turn.

---

It's really about business management.

#3088

Card by Binarius

Refried Beans

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, you may choose to draw from the top of the discard pile; if you do, gain a Flatulence token.

#3089

Card by Binarius

It's Called epMotion

Thing

Destroy five Money tokens when this card comes into play. Action: Put an Action under this card; as long as it is there, this card has "Action: [that Action's ruletext]".

---

Girl, it's time to automate.

#3090

Card by Binarius

Burial Chamber

Thing

If a player controls no tokens, they cannot win the game.

#3091

Card by Kevan

Malaria

Thing

When this comes into play, put five Pill tokens into play under your control. Action: A chosen opponent either destroys any Pill token, or discards a card at random.

#3092

Card by Kevan

Intimidation

Thing

Action: Reveal a card from your hand that has the word 'destroy' on it. A chosen opponent discards a card of their choice.

#3093

Card by Kevan

G3

It's mine

Action

Take a card from another players hand.

#3094

Card by gill_smoke

G2

Gimme That

Action

Take a non living thing from another player.

#3095

Card by gill_smoke

G1

Gimme

Action

Take a token from another player.

#3096

Card by gill_smoke

C3

Cold Cut Combo

Action

reveal the top card of the draw pile, cut the draw pile and reveal the top card, resolve any actions revealed and put the things into your hand.

---

I'll have mine with no mayo

#3097

Card by gill_smoke

C9

Killer Combo

Action

Discard a card to play. Destroy a token and a living thing and remove a card from the discard pile from play.

#3098

Card by gill_smoke

It's a tie.

Action

All players win

#3099

Card by gill_smoke

Tit for Tat

Thing

Players may only play Action cards if the player who took the turn before them played an Action card. Any player may discard a card to ignore this effect for one turn.

#3100

Card by Kevan