Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 9101-9200

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 8901-9000
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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1C

Considerable Influence

Action

Gain a Money token for each other card in your hand, then look at the top X cards of the deck and put one into your hand. Shuffle the deck. X=the number of your Money tokens.

#9101

Card by ChippyYYZ

2B

Better Offers

Thing

When you would draw a card, you may instead gain a Money token.
When an opponent's Thing is destroyed during your turn, you and its controller may take turns spending any amount of Money tokens. Then, if you spent twice as many (min. 2), return that Thing to play under your control.

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Whatever Kevan's paying, I'll double it.

#9102

Card by ChippyYYZ

1P

Constructed Deck

Thing

When you play this, look at the top 20 cards of the deck and put 8 of them on this card face-down. Shuffle the deck and the new pile.
If this Thing has cards on it, those cards are your deck.

#9103

Card by Bucky

2P

Curate

Action

Look at the top 20 cards of the deck. Move five of them to Up Your Sleeve. Shuffle the rest of them and put them back on top of the deck.

#9104

Card by Bucky

3P

Exploding Kitten

Action

Secretly put this Kitten anywhere in the draw pile you wish.
When you draw this card, reveal it, gain a Vulnerability token and lose the game if you already had a Vulnerability.

#9105

Card by Bucky

Cheap Plastic

Action

Create a thing that's a copy of target thing, except it has the subtype "copy", it has "If this is targeted, the player who targeted this may destroy this", and "Cheap Plastic" is appended to the beginning of it's name.

#9106

Card by JakeTheWolfie

[V]indicate

Action

When this enters play, you may destroy a thing you control. If you don't, ignore all words in square brackets on this action.
[Destroy] target thing.

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"That one right there! [Destroy it before it gets away!]"

#9107

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Countermage

Thing - Counter

Whenever a card is played, you may choose to counter it. If you do, destroy Countermage.

#9108

Card by JakeTheWolfie

6E

Everything Must Go

Action

Destroy all non-token Things. For each Thing put into the discard pile this way, its controller gains two Money tokens. End your turn.

#9109

Card by ChippyYYZ

6E

Welfare Program

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw a card and gain a Money token.
At the end of your turn, destroy this Thing if you have four or more Money tokens or four or more cards in hand.

#9110

Card by ChippyYYZ

6E

The Best That Money Can Buy

Thing

When this enters play, gain a Money token.
Turn: If you control the most Money tokens, spend all of them and create a copy of target Thing an opponent controls. Play that Thing.

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"Hmm? Oh, of course I have one of those. I spared no expense."

#9111

Card by ChippyYYZ

1

Outspent

Action - Counter

Counter target card. If it dealt with money tokens, this cannot be countered.

You may play this anytime.

You may destroy money tokens you control equal to Outspent's corner value. If you do, increment it by 1 and return it to your hand.

#9112

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2

Net of Safety

Thing

Whenever a card would target you or a thing you control, you may instead exile it and increment Net of Safety's corner value by 1.
At the beginning of your turn, either destroy things you control equal to Net of Safety's corner value, or each opponent may draw cards equal to Net of Safety's corner value.

#9113

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Chain Gang Lightning

Action

Destroy target thing. It's owner may choose to copy this Action and may choose a new target for the copy.

#9114

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4P

Set the Pace

Thing

You must take an extra Action on each of your turns. If you fail to take this extra Action AND your normal Action for the turn, destroy this.

#9115

Card by Bucky

5P

Cleanse

Action

Destroy all cards, tokens and counters attached to target Thing, and end any other lingering effects of Actions on it.

#9116

Card by Bucky

6P

Spread Ammunition

Thing

When you play an Action that targets one or more Things, destroy this afterward. Play the Action a second time, targeting only Things it didn't target the first time.

#9117

Card by Bucky

Chain Gang Amnesia

Action

Target oppoment discards 1 card. They may choose to copy this Action, and may choose a new target for the copy.

#9118

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Chain Gang Millstone

Action

Target opponent puts the top card of their deck into their discard. They may choose to copy this action, and choose a new target for the copy.

#9119

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Veil of Mystery

Thing

Players may decide to play carda directly from the deck instead of from their hand on their turn. If they do, they may 3 generic cards instead of 1 action and 1 thing that turn.

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The brightest ideas come from the most mysterious places.

#9120

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Intervene

Action

Look at target opponent's hand and choose a card from it. If they play any cards during their next turn, they must play the one you chose and you may draw a card.

#9121

Card by Binarius

A Piece of the Pie

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws two or more cards, draw a card.

#9122

Card by Binarius

Junk Drawer

Thing

When another of your Things would go to the discard pile, you may instead put it inside of Junk Drawer face-down: it is considered blank and untargetable. At the end of your turn, you may move any number of junk Things to the discard pile.

#9123

Card by Binarius

Floodgate

Thing

Whenever a card an opponent controls would target you or another thing you control, exile it without resolving it.
When Floodgate leaves play, return all things exiled with Floodgate into play and resolve their ability. Additionally, discard all actions exiled with Floodgate and resolve their ability.

#9124

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Time Splitter

Thing

Whenever an opponent uses an action, you may copy it and choose new targets for the copy. You may only do this once between your turns.

#9125

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scute Swarm

Thing

Whenever a non-token thing comes into play under your control, if you control 6 or more non-token things, create a token copy of scute swarm.
Action: As an additional cost to this, destroy X+40 Scute Swarms. Target player loses the game if they control X or less things.

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"One is a nuisance. Two is a problem. Two-thousand fourty-eight is expected."

#9126

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7P

Incendiary Ammunition

Thing

When you play an Action that targets one or more Things, destroy this. That Action destroys all its targets after its other effects.

#9127

Card by Bucky

8P

Carom

Action

Return two target Things to their owners' hands and gain a Point token.

#9128

Card by Bucky

9P

Cosmic Ammunition

Thing

When you play an Action, destroy this. Nothing besides Ammunition can prevent that Action or modify its effects.

#9129

Card by Bucky

Chain Gang Theft

Action

Gain control of target thing. It's owner may choose to copy this ability and choose an new target for the copy.

#9130

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Chain Gang Leader

Thing

Whenever an action is played, if it targeted something a player controls, that player may copy the action, and may choose a new target for the copy.

#9131

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Excommunicate

Action

Exile target non-holy thing, then exile all unholy and blasphemous things.

#9132

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5A

Abate

Action - Reaction

Play in response to an opponent's Action. That Action can't destroy Things. If that Action causes any players to draw or discard any cards, they draw or discard one fewer.
Draw a card.

#9133

Card by ChippyYYZ

0T

Trading Hub

Thing

Once during your turn, you may convert any of your tokens into Money tokens
OR spend 2 Money tokens to create a blank Thing card named Gem and put it into your hand
OR put two non-token Things you control into target opponent's hand to look at their hand and put a card from their hand into yours.
Action: Gain a Money token.

#9134

Card by ChippyYYZ

1P

Pay The Piper

Thing

When an opponent plays their second card in a turn, they must spend a token of any type. If they don't, you gain a Money token.
Action: Spend three Money tokens to draw a card.

#9135

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Q

Whiteout Blizzard

Action

Put an Ice token each on up to 10 target Things. Until the start of your next turn, things with Ice on them are blank and white-colored.

#9136

Card by Bucky

2Q

Freeze Ray

Thing

Other Things with Ice on them are blank and white-colored. At the start of your turn, destroy half the Ice in play. (round up)

Action: Put an Ice token on target Thing.

#9137

Card by Bucky

3Q

Snowball Barrage

Action - Cold

One or two target opponents each gain four Ice tokens and discard two cards.

#9138

Card by Bucky

0

Verbosity Machine

Thing

Whenever an action is used by an opponent, you may copy the text onto Verbosity Machine, then increment it's corner value by 1.

Action: Choose one:
Destroy things you control equal to Verbosity Machine's Corner Value, then use all of the actions copied onto it.

Remove one action copied onto Verbosity Machine, then decrement it's corner value by 1.

#9139

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Corruption

Thing

When Corruption enters play, attach it to target thing not named Corruption, that does not have Corruption attached to it. If you cannot, destroy all things that have Corruption attached to them.
At the beginning of your turn, create a copy of Corruption and play it.

#9140

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Oblivion Ultimatum

Action

Destroy all things. Each player discards 1 thing and 1 action if able.

#9141

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Killin' for the Sake of Killin'

Thing - Goal

When you destroy a living Thing, move this to the discard pile and draw two cards.

#9142

Card by Binarius

The Most Toys

Thing - Goal

When you control at least 5 other non-token Things, and more than any opponent, move this to the discard pile and draw two cards.

#9143

Card by Binarius

Inhuman Speed

Thing - Goal

When you play your second Action during a turn, move this to the discard pile and draw two cards.

#9144

Card by Binarius

Grindstone

Thing - Sink

At the beginning of your turn, place 1 Time counter on Grindstone, then exile things you conyrol for each time counter on Grindstone, or destroy Grindstone.
At the beginning of each turn, take the top card of every deck and move it to the respective discard pile.

#9145

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Checkmate

Action

If target player controls a King, they lose the game.

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Ke4#####

#9146

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Razor hands

Thing

Whenever a thing would target your hand, destroy it. Whenever an action would target your hand, thr player who controlled it discards a card.

#9147

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4Q

Deadly Ammunition

Thing

When you play this, you can't take Actions for the rest of the turn. When you play an Action card that targets one or more players, destroy this. That Action has "Eliminate all this Action's target players unless any of them reacted to this Action." appended to it.

#9148

Card by Bucky

5Q

Melt

Action

Destroy target solid Thing and all the Ice.

#9149

Card by Bucky

6Q

Simulacrum

Thing - Ice

Play this as a copy of a Thing in the discard pile, except it's made of ice and lacks any Action abilities.

#9150

Card by Bucky

Frozen in Time

Thing

Attach to target thing.
Attached thing cannot be the target of any effect. Attached thing has no card text.

#9151

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Nuclear Winter

Action

For each thing, place 1 Ice counter and 1 Nuclear counter on it.

#9152

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Frozen Shut

Action - Cou ter

Counter target card. It's owner gains 1 Ice counter. You may play this anytime.

#9153

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Belittle

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Choose a random card from their hand: they either discard it or destroy one of their Things. They may not target your Things during their next turn.

#9154

Card by Binarius

A Practiced Hand

Thing

Action: Discard an Action to recover an Action you played last turn from the discard pile.

#9155

Card by Binarius

Underflow

Action

Discard two cards. If you cannot, draw three cards instead.

#9156

Card by Binarius

2R

Refund Policy

Thing

Whenever a card you just played is sent to the discard pile by an opponent's card without taking effect, gain 2 Money tokens.
Action: Spend 2 Money tokens to put the top card of the discard pile into your hand. Play this ability no more than once per turn.

#9157

Card by ChippyYYZ

5F

Frenzied Attempt

Action

Shuffle your hand and this card into the deck. If you played this Action from your hand, draw a card and take an extra turn after this one.

#9158

Card by ChippyYYZ

6F

Funded Expedition

Action

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain 3 Money tokens.

Set aside and look at the top card of the deck and the bottom card of the discard pile. Repeat this process any number of times by spending a Money token for each time. Put two of those cards into your hand, then discard the rest.

#9159

Card by ChippyYYZ

You don't need a Nuke to kill an Ant

Action - Counter

Counter target action if it would use excessive force to destroy it's target.
You may play this anytime.

#9160

Card by JakeTheWolfie

17 nuclear warheads

Action

Destroy target thing. It's owner places 1 Nuclear counter on all of their things. It's owner gains 9 Nuclear counters.

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Enough to kill an ant!

#9161

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Nuclear Bunker

Thing

Immunity to all Nuclear cards. All things under Nuclear Bunker gain this immunity.

Action: Place target thing you control under Nuclear Bunker. It loses all card text.

Action: Remove target thing from Nuclear Bunker. It gains back all of it's card text.

#9162

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7Q

Snow Cannon

Thing

When you play this, gain three Ice tokens.
Action: spend an Ice token to return target Thing to its owner's hand.

#9163

Card by Bucky

8Q

Nuclear Reactor

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain two Energy tokens.

#9164

Card by Bucky

9Q

Nuclear Threat

Thing

When one of your Things is destroyed, unless you spent it as part of a cost, destroy all remaining Things too.

#9165

Card by Bucky

Extort

Action

Target player reveals their hand. You may take 1 card from it into your hand.

#9166

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Nuclear Waste

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you and target thing you control gain 1 Nuclear counter.

#9167

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Bouncy Land

Thing

When this enters play, return 1 thing you control to it's owner's hand.
Whenever you or Bouncy land becomes the target of an effect, you may change the target to another valid target. You may only do this once per turn.

#9168

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2L

Lobby Against

Action/Reaction

Play as an Action to choose target Thing, or play in response to an opponent's Action.
If you control more types of tokens than that Thing or Action's controller, remove it from the game (negate its effects if it's an Action).

#9169

Card by ChippyYYZ

0O

Off The Grid

Action

Gain control of target Thing if it's not listed in the Infinite Dvorak Deck or its archive
AND/OR
return target Action card from the discard pile to your hand if it's not listed in the Infinite Dvorak Deck or its archive.

#9170

Card by ChippyYYZ

8S

Smuggler

Thing

When Smuggler enters play, draw a card or create two blank Thing cards named Gem and put them into your hand.
Action, Discard a card: Draw a card or gain 2 Money tokens.

#9171

Card by ChippyYYZ

Knives

Thing

While Knives is attached to another thing, destroy any other things that would target it. If the attached thing is sentient, destroy any other things that would target you.
Action: Attach Knives to target thing you control.

#9172

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Timely Ending

Thing

Exile Timely ending. At the beginning of each turn, place 1 time counter on it. Then, if there are 100 or more time counters on it, the game ends in a victory for all remaining players. Timely Ending cannot be altered by cards other than itself.

#9173

Card by JakeTheWolfie

3

Double Time

Action

As an additional cost, destroy things you control equal to Double Time's corner value, and then increment it by 1. Take an extra turn after this one.

#9174

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Expensive Hobby

Thing

Instead of drawing a card at the beginning of your turn, you may gain a Money token. Once per turn, you may spend a Money token to increase your hand size by one until your next turn or to play a Thing.

#9175

Card by Binarius

Changing of the Guard

Action

Each player may destroy one of their Things and may play a Thing in its place.

Instead of playing another Thing this turn, you may compel target Thing's controller to destroy it in this way.

#9176

Card by Binarius

Second Coming

Thing

Since time immemorial, our legends have foretold that target living Thing in the discard pile will exchange places with this card at the beginning of your turn.

#9177

Card by Binarius

Cheapen

Action

Target thing gains "If this becomes the target of an effect, destroy this thing." Append "Cheaply-Made" to the front of its name.

#9178

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fire Sigil

Thing

When this enters play, attach it to target thing you control. That thing gains "Immunity to fire effects and destroys anything flammable that targets it."
Fire Sigil is indestructible, but leaves play if attached thing leaves play.

#9179

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Doomsayer

Thing

Name a card. If any player has that card in-hand, they lose the game.

#9180

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4P

Pick It Up Pick It Up Pick It Up!

Action

Choose two:

• You may play an additional Thing and Action this turn.
• You may play two additional Action: abilities this turn.
• Each player draws two cards.

#9181

Card by ChippyYYZ

1B

Bag of Tricks

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, reveal cards from the deck until you reveal an Action card. Attach it to Bag of Tricks, discarding any other Action cards attached to it, then shuffle the deck.

Action: Play the attached Action card. Put it in the discard pile if it doesn't direct you to do otherwise.

#9182

Card by ChippyYYZ

9C

Change Jar

Thing

When this card enters play, choose a creator. Whenever you play a card by that creator, gain a Money token and attach it to this card.
When Change Jar is destroyed, spend each Money token attached to it and reveal that many cards from the top of the deck. Put all of them NOT by the chosen creator into your hand, then shuffle the deck.

#9183

Card by ChippyYYZ

Swerve

Reaction

Play immediately in response when one of your Things would be destroyed. Another of your Things is destroyed instead.

#9184

Card by Binarius

Take That!

Thing

Whenever an opponent targets a Thing you control, you may turn one of their Things face down.

#9185

Card by Binarius

Mixed Reviews

Thing

When you play this, attach it to target Thing.
Any opponent may discard a card during their turn to allow all opponents to ignore attached Thing until the discarder's next turn.

#9186

Card by Binarius

1R

Card Trader

Thing - Person

When you draw a card, you may spend a Money token to discard it and draw another.
Action:Gain a Money token.

#9187

Card by Bucky

2R

Card Repeater

Thing - Person

When you play your first Action card of the turn, you may spend two Money tokens to play it a second time.
Action:Gain a Money token.

#9188

Card by Bucky

3R

Card Repairer

Thing - Person

When one of your nontoken Things is destroyed, you may spend three Money tokens to return it to play.
Action:Gain a Money token.

#9189

Card by Bucky

Deface Currency

Action

Target Money Token gains "This cannot be spent."

#9190

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Breathe in Space

Action

Target living thing gains "This thing does not count as a living thing."

#9191

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Deadpool Plushie

Thing

Action: Target non-player creates a card and puts it into your hand. If you play a card created this way, it cannot be removed from the game unless all other players agree to it.

#9192

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Once-in-a-Lifetime Offer

Action

Gain control of target Thing by giving its controller any combination of your Money tokens, non-token Things, or revealed hand cards with equal or greater value. A card's value for this purpose is the greater of the largest digit in its cornervalue or the number of words in its title.

#9193

Card by Binarius

Thinking Out Loud

Thing

Play Thinking Out Loud into target player's control.

Play with your hand revealed.

#9194

Card by Binarius

Send Flowers to the Widows

Action

For each Thing you have destroyed since the beginning of your last turn, give a Bouquet token to its former controller and draw a card.

#9195

Card by Binarius

Oncer-in-a-Lifetime Offer

Action

Gain control of target Thing by giving its controller any combination of your Money tokens, non-token Things, or revealed hand cards with equal or greater value.
Exile all copies of this card from all zones, and remove it from the wiki. If this card does not appear on the wiki, exile all copies of it.

#9196

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Improbably Rigged Dice

Thing

Choose a number between 1 and 6. Whenever you would roll 6 sided dice or the equivalent thereof, you may substitute the result for each die roll with the chosen number

#9197

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Probably Rigged Dice

Thing

Whenever you would roll dice or the equivalent thereof, you may roll twice. If you do, you may choose one of the outcomes to be the result of your rolls.

#9198

Card by JakeTheWolfie

4R

Card Breeder

Thing - Person

When you draw a Thing, you may spend four Money tokens and reveal it to add another copy of it to your hand.
Action:Gain a Money token.

#9199

Card by Bucky

5R

Card Assassin

Thing - Person

When an opponent plays a Thing, you may spend five Money tokens in response to destroy one of their other Things.
Action:Gain a Money token.

#9200

Card by Bucky