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{{Card
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|title=The whispered One
|title=The whispered One
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|text=Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. '''Action:''' Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand.
|text=Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. '''Action:''' Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4401}}


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|flavortext=Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying.
|flavortext=Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying.
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4402}}


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|flavortext=WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
|flavortext=WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4403}}


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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4404}}


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|text=You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.<br><br>'''Action:''' look at the top card of the deck.
|text=You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.<br><br>'''Action:''' look at the top card of the deck.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
|number=4405}}


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|text=Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it.<br><br>'''Action:''' destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser.
|text=Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it.<br><br>'''Action:''' destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
|number=4406}}


{{Card
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|text=Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest.
|text=Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
|number=4407}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4408}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4409}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=This can probably make a lot of loopholes...
|flavortext=This can probably make a lot of loopholes...
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4410}}




{{card|title=Barricade Engineer|type=Thing|text=As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed.|cornervalue=3G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Barricade Engineer|type=Thing|text=As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed.|cornervalue=3G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4411}}


{{card|title=Token Dispenser|type=Thing|text='''Thing:'''gain a token that is the same type as target token.|cornervalue=4G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Token Dispenser|type=Thing|text='''Thing:'''gain a token that is the same type as target token.|cornervalue=4G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4412}}


{{card|title=Token Collector|type=Thing|text=If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game.<br>'''Action:'''Give another player two of your Tokens.  Gain control of one of their Tokens.|cornervalue=5G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=770}}
{{card|title=Token Collector|type=Thing|text=If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game.<br>'''Action:'''Give another player two of your Tokens.  Gain control of one of their Tokens.|cornervalue=5G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=770|number=4413}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=we don't have multiple personalities.
|flavortext=we don't have multiple personalities.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
|number=4414}}


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|flavortext=NONSENSE!
|flavortext=NONSENSE!
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
|number=4415}}


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|flavortext=What does Fling Action mean?<br>*flying toast burns hand*<br>oh.
|flavortext=What does Fling Action mean?<br>*flying toast burns hand*<br>oh.
|creator=eskimoboy
|creator=eskimoboy
}}
|number=4416}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4417}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4418}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4419}}


{{card|title=Energizer Bunny|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one.|cornervalue=6G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Energizer Bunny|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one.|cornervalue=6G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4420}}




{{card|title=Generic Shotgun Hero|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing.<br>'''Action+Thing:'''Reload!  If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it.|cornervalue=7G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Generic Shotgun Hero|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing.<br>'''Action+Thing:'''Reload!  If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it.|cornervalue=7G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4421}}


{{card|title=Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain a Money token.  Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things.|cornervalue=8G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, gain a Money token.  Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things.|cornervalue=8G|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4422}}




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|flavortext=What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub
|flavortext=What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4423}}


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|text=Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token.
|text=Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4424}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=Like taking candy from a baby.
|flavortext=Like taking candy from a baby.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4425}}




{{card|title=Silent Polka Zombies|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees.|cornervalue=9G|flavortext=They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy<br><br>Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Silent Polka Zombies|type=Thing|text='''Action:'''Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees.|cornervalue=9G|flavortext=They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy<br><br>Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=000|number=4426}}


{{card|title=Alcoholic Hillbilly Power|type=Action|text=Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|cornervalue=0G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Alcoholic Hillbilly Power|type=Action|text=Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|cornervalue=0G|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700|number=4427}}




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|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control.
|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4428}}


{{Card
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|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this.
|text=Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4429}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub
|flavortext=You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4430}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight.
|flavortext=The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight.
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4431}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4432}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
|flavortext=Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4433}}
                                                                                          
                                                                                          
{{card|title=Mini Magic|type=Thing|text=Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens.  When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens.<br><br>'''Action (global):''' Target player destroys two of their Things.|cornervalue=1F|flavortext=Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1)|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Mini Magic|type=Thing|text=Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens.  When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens.<br><br>'''Action (global):''' Target player destroys two of their Things.|cornervalue=1F|flavortext=Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1)|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4434}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=That's the way it should be
|flavortext=That's the way it should be
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4435}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=I told you before all his cards are broken
|flavortext=I told you before all his cards are broken
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4436}}


{{Card
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|minicard=true
|minicard=true
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4437}}


{{card|title=Return From Beyond|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=000|text=Play only in response to being eliminated.<BR>You have no maximum hand size.  When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game.}}
{{card|title=Return From Beyond|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=000|text=Play only in response to being eliminated.<BR>You have no maximum hand size.  When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game.|number=4438}}


{{card|title=Executive Order:  "Kill It."|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing.  Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck.|flavortext=Forget the details; I want it dead!}}
{{card|title=Executive Order:  "Kill It."|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing.  Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck.|flavortext=Forget the details; I want it dead!|number=4439}}


{{card|title=Guerrilla Tactics|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things you don't control, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead.}}
{{card|title=Guerrilla Tactics|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things you don't control, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead.|number=4440}}




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|flavortext=Everyone loves barbecue...
|flavortext=Everyone loves barbecue...
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4441}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4442}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
|number=4443}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=What are you doing in my bushes?
|flavortext=What are you doing in my bushes?
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4444}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=Damn cat
|flavortext=Damn cat
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4445}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=Knock it off
|flavortext=Knock it off
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4446}}


{{card|title=Bizarre Copy Paste Error|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand.  Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand.}}
{{card|title=Bizarre Copy Paste Error|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand.  Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand.|number=4447}}


{{card|title=Rainbow Bullets|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal any number of cards from your hand. For each rainbow color revealed ''(ROYGBIV)'', destroy target Thing.}}
{{card|title=Rainbow Bullets|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Reveal any number of cards from your hand. For each rainbow color revealed ''(ROYGBIV)'', destroy target Thing.|number=4448}}


{{card|title=Supermassive White Hole|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck.  This does not count towards the player's cards per turn.}}
{{card|title=Supermassive White Hole|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck.  This does not count towards the player's cards per turn.|number=4449}}


{{Card
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|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
|longtext=true
|longtext=true
}}
|number=4450}}


{{Card
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|text=At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent.
|text=At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent.
|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
}}
|number=4451}}


{{Card
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|text=Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens.
|text=Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens.
|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
}}
|number=4452}}


{{card|title=Spam blaster|type=Action|text=Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)"|cornervalue=2F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Spam blaster|type=Action|text=Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)"|cornervalue=2F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700|number=4453}}


{{card|title=Parallel Universe XVII|type=Thing - Universe|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten.|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Parallel Universe XVII|type=Thing - Universe|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten.|bgcolor=006|number=MMMMCDLIV}}


{{card|title=Cool Frisbee Of Death|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Put this card in another player's hand.  If you discard this card, you are eliminated.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html}}
{{card|title=Cool Frisbee Of Death|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Put this card in another player's hand.  If you discard this card, you are eliminated.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|number=4455}}


{{card|title=Spooky Chipmunk Summoner|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Gain a Chipmunk Token.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html}}
{{card|title=Spooky Chipmunk Summoner|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Gain a Chipmunk Token.|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html|number=4456}}


{{Card
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|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
}}
|number=4457}}


{{Card
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|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
|flavortext=Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
}}
|number=4458}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=I don't believe it
|flavortext=I don't believe it
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4459}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=Those three yahoos again?
|flavortext=Those three yahoos again?
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4460}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=A Norwegian alt-country musician
|flavortext=A Norwegian alt-country musician
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4461}}


{{card|title=Personal Cloaking Unit|type=Thing|text=Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn.|flavortext=It's so good that it even hides me from myself!|cornervalue=3F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Personal Cloaking Unit|type=Thing|text=Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn.|flavortext=It's so good that it even hides me from myself!|cornervalue=3F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4462}}


{{card|title=Rod of Nullification|type=Thing- Artifact|text=When you play this, gain an Energy token.<br>You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action.  Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn.|cornervalue=4F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Rod of Nullification|type=Thing- Artifact|text=When you play this, gain an Energy token.<br>You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action.  Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn.|cornervalue=4F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4463}}


{{card|title=Inevitability|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability.<br>If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game<br>If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play.|flavortext=I am unstoppable.|cornervalue=5F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Inevitability|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability.<br>If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game<br>If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play.|flavortext=I am unstoppable.|cornervalue=5F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4464}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of.
|flavortext=well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4465}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood.
|flavortext=You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4466}}


{{Card
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|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
|flavortext=The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD
|flavortext=The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD
}}
|number=4467}}


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|flavortext=Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it.
|flavortext=Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it.
|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
}}
|number=4468}}


{{Card
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Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html .
Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html .
|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
}}
|number=4469}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!"
|flavortext=I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!"
|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
}}
|number=4470}}


{{card|title=New World Symphony|type=Thing - Pun||bgcolor=007|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win.}}
{{card|title=New World Symphony|type=Thing - Pun||bgcolor=007|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win.|number=4471}}


{{card|title=One Hundred Purple Pikmin|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds.|bgcolor=606}}
{{card|title=One Hundred Purple Pikmin|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds.|bgcolor=606|number=4472}}


{{card|title=YyZYYzYYZYyz|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a card.  All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'.  This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card.  Remove that card from the game.|longtext=true|flavortext=First, the random system errors.  Then the database corruption.  Then the rythmic ringing sound.  Then the disintegration of all matter.  The wrath of Chippy is complete.}}
{{card|title=YyZYYzYYZYyz|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Choose a card.  All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'.  This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card.  Remove that card from the game.|longtext=true|flavortext=First, the random system errors.  Then the database corruption.  Then the rythmic ringing sound.  Then the disintegration of all matter.  The wrath of Chippy is complete.|number=4473}}




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|flavortext=Why is this book still banned?
|flavortext=Why is this book still banned?
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4474}}


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|flavortext=That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
|flavortext=That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4475}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=Some cards are just too broken to play with.
|flavortext=Some cards are just too broken to play with.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4476}}


{{card|title=Shady Avenger|type=Thing- Antihero|text=Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random.|cornervalue=6F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=003}}
{{card|title=Shady Avenger|type=Thing- Antihero|text=Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random.|cornervalue=6F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=003|number=4477}}


{{card|title=Steel Plating|type=Thing|text=Play onto another Thing<br>When you play this, gain two Armor tokens.<br>If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible.|cornervalue=7F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Steel Plating|type=Thing|text=Play onto another Thing<br>When you play this, gain two Armor tokens.<br>If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible.|cornervalue=7F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4478}}


{{card|title=Patronage|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card.|cornervalue=8F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Patronage|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card.|cornervalue=8F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4479}}


{{card|title=Pinball Warlock|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token.  If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing.|flavortext=That guy sure plays an evil pinball.}}
{{card|title=Pinball Warlock|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token.  If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one.<BR>'''Action:  '''If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing.|flavortext=That guy sure plays an evil pinball.|number=4480}}


{{card|title=Paintball Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=When this enters play, choose its color.<BR>'''Action:  '''Replace a word on target differently-colored Thing with this Thing's color.|flavortext=That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball.}}
{{card|title=Paintball Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=FFF|text=When this enters play, choose its color.<BR>'''Action:  '''Replace a word on target differently-colored Thing with this Thing's color.|flavortext=That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball.|number=4481}}


{{card|title=Pinhead Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size.  If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one.<BR>'''Action:  '''Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token.|flavortext=Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead?}}
{{card|title=Pinhead Wizard|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size.  If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one.<BR>'''Action:  '''Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token.|flavortext=Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead?|number=4482}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end.
|flavortext=I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4483}}


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|flavortext=A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps.
|flavortext=A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4484}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing.
|flavortext=Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4485}}


{{card|title=Second Chance|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed.  Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile|cornervalue=9F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Second Chance|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed.  Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile|cornervalue=9F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070|number=4486}}


{{card|title=Emergency Override|type=Action|text=Flip target thing over.  Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped.|cornervalue=0F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Emergency Override|type=Action|text=Flip target thing over.  Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped.|cornervalue=0F|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700|number=4487}}


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|flavortext=Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH!
|flavortext=Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH!
|creator=Nehh
|creator=Nehh
}}
|number=4488}}


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|flavortext=Were the sensors faulty or was she texting?
|flavortext=Were the sensors faulty or was she texting?
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4489}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=I'll take anything you got
|flavortext=I'll take anything you got
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4490}}


{{Card
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|flavortext=I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat.
|flavortext=I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat.
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4491}}


{{card|title=Nightmare Cinema|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player passes their hand to the next player.}}
{{card|title=Nightmare Cinema|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Each player passes their hand to the next player.|number=4492}}


{{card|title=Trade Route|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token.<BR>At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token.  That player gives you a random card from their hand.}}
{{card|title=Trade Route|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:  '''If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token.<BR>At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token.  That player gives you a random card from their hand.|number=4493}}


{{card|title=Spin Attack|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target Thing. You may discard a card to instead destroy one target Thing belonging to each opponent.}}
{{card|title=Spin Attack|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy target Thing. You may discard a card to instead destroy one target Thing belonging to each opponent.|number=4494}}


{{card|title=Personal attack|type=Action|text=Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky.  If its creator is a player, they discard two cards.|cornervalue=1E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700}}
{{card|title=Personal attack|type=Action|text=Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky.  If its creator is a player, they discard two cards.|cornervalue=1E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=700|number=4495}}


{{card|title=Twisted Logic|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky.  You make all choices required by that Action.|cornervalue=2E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070}}
{{card|title=Twisted Logic|type=Reaction|text=Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky.  You make all choices required by that Action.|cornervalue=2E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=070|number=4496}}


{{card|title=Tyranny|type=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends.|cornervalue=3E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007}}
{{card|title=Tyranny|type=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends.|cornervalue=3E|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=007|number=4497}}


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|longtext=true
|longtext=true
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4498}}


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|flavortext=Good help is hard to find, we make it easier
|flavortext=Good help is hard to find, we make it easier
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4499}}


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|flavortext=I might as well toss these cards out a window
|flavortext=I might as well toss these cards out a window
|creator=gill_smoke
|creator=gill_smoke
}}
|number=4500}}

Revision as of 18:56, 17 December 2024

The Infinite Dvorak Deck

Cards 4401-4500

Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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The whispered One
Thing
Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. Action: Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand.
#4401
Card by gill_smoke
Q
Zombie Elephants
Thing
When zombie elephants is in play, any actions involving vegetables or whose cost has a Z in it cannot be played.
Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying.
#4402
Card by tronbie
Q
Interrogation
Action
Play this as soon as someone asks "What?". That player must choose to discard their hand or sacrifice a thing.
WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
#4403
Card by tronbie
Q
Unlimited Imagination, Limited Means
Action
Draw 25 cards, then discard down to 3.
#4404
Card by tronbie
only i can see the moon's master plan
Thing
You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.

Action: look at the top card of the deck.
#4405
Card by eskimoboy
Nuclear Space Laser
Thing
Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it.

Action: destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser.
#4406
Card by eskimoboy
The Pie Is Not All Mine
Action
Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest.
#4407
Card by eskimoboy
Q
Quiet Mesa
Thing
When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence.
#4408
Card by tronbie
Q
Kevlar Shield
Thing
Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield.
#4409
Card by tronbie
Q
Black Hole
Thing
Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead.
This can probably make a lot of loopholes...
#4410
Card by tronbie


3G
Barricade Engineer
Thing
As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed.
#4411
Card by Bucky
4G
Token Dispenser
Thing
Thing:gain a token that is the same type as target token.
#4412
Card by Bucky
5G
Token Collector
Thing
If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game.
Action:Give another player two of your Tokens. Gain control of one of their Tokens.
#4413
Card by Bucky
Strength in Numbers
Action
Draw a card for each person that you are.
we don't have multiple personalities.
#4414
Card by eskimoboy
Nonsense!
Action
You may play Nonsense! at any time.
Target Action has no effect.
NONSENSE!
#4415
Card by eskimoboy
Toaster with Fling Action
Thing
Action: put a toast counter on this card.
Remove 3 toast counters: target opponent discards their hand.
What does Fling Action mean?
*flying toast burns hand*
oh.
#4416
Card by eskimoboy
RQ
Shrink Ray
Thing
Action: Put a shrink counter on shrink ray. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of shrink counters on shrink ray. Action: Remove a shrink counter from shrink ray: Your opponent's things all have blank corner values.
#4417
Card by tronbie
RQ
Death Ray
Thing
Action: Put a counter on death ray. Action: Each player sacrifices a token. At any time, remove 3 counters from death ray: Destroy a thing.
#4418
Card by tronbie
RQ
Freeze Ray
Thing
Action: Put a counter on freeze ray. Action: remove a counter from freeze ray and put a freeze counter on a thing. Things with freeze counters cannot use actions. Freeze counters last 3 turns before melting.
#4419
Card by tronbie
6G
Energizer Bunny
Thing
At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one.
#4420
Card by Bucky


7G
Generic Shotgun Hero
Thing
Action:Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing.
Action+Thing:Reload! If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it.
Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4421
Card by Bucky
8G
Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club
Thing
At the start of your turn, gain a Money token. Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things.
Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4422
Card by Bucky


D2
Defective Engineering
Thing
Attach to a non living thing whenever that thing performs an Action or a Thing ability flip a coin if tails it is destroyed.
What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub
#4423
Card by gill_smoke
M4
Meatball Surgery
Action
Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token.
#4424
Card by gill_smoke
Telemarketer's Boon
Action
Take a token from every player OR Create a money token for every non token thing you control OR Remove a Living Thing from the game OR Take all the money tokens another player possesses.
Like taking candy from a baby.
#4425
Card by gill_smoke


9G
Silent Polka Zombies
Thing
Action:Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees.
They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy

Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4426
Card by Bucky
0G
Alcoholic Hillbilly Power
Action
Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions.
Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4427
Card by Bucky


Seed catalog
Thing
Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control.
#4428
Card by gill_smoke
Tool library
Thing
Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this.
#4429
Card by gill_smoke
Opinionated Bigot
Thing
Things with opinion tokens not controlled by the owner of Opinionated Bigot may not use action abilities. Thing: Create an opinion token. Action: Move an opinion token to a thing in play.
You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub
#4430
Card by gill_smoke
Q
Karate Lessons
Action
If a thing you control would be destroyed, it is not destroyed, and you draw a card.
The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight.
#4431
Card by tronbie
Q
Sphinx
Thing
Action: Destroy target thing, unless the controller of that thing can ask you a riddle you cannot solve. If you cannot solve the riddle, remove this card from the game.
#4432
Card by tronbie
Q
The Great Sushi Dancers
Thing
Action: Put a sushi counter into play. Action: Sacrifice 3 sushi counters, target player doesn't draw any cards on their next turn for any reason.
Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4433
Card by tronbie
1F
Mini Magic
Thing
Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens. When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens.

Action (global): Target player destroys two of their Things.
Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1)
#4434
Card by Bucky
A1
Only Well Formed Cards Allowed
Thing
Only cards with all of the following fields filled are playable: title, type, corner value, rules text, flavortext, and author.
That's the way it should be
#4435
Card by gill_smoke
gs1
Broken Card
Thing
This space reserved for better rules text.
I told you before all his cards are broken
#4436
Card by gill_smoke
T1
Mini tyrant
Thing
When this comes into play take control of all tokens in play. Action: take control of a token. Action: Destroy a token you control.
Mine
#4437
Card by gill_smoke
Return From Beyond
Thing
Play only in response to being eliminated.
You have no maximum hand size. When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game.
#4438
Card by ChippyYYZ
Executive Order: "Kill It."
Action
Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing. Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck.
Forget the details; I want it dead!
#4439
Card by ChippyYYZ
Guerrilla Tactics
Thing
Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things you don't control, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead.
#4440
Card by ChippyYYZ


Q
Barbecue
Thing
Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
Everyone loves barbecue...
#4441
Card by tronbie
Q
Amoeba
Thing
If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
#4442
Card by tronbie
Q
Briefcase
Thing
When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
#4443
Card by tronbie
T3
Peeping Tom
Thing
Action: Look at target players hand.
What are you doing in my bushes?
#4444
Card by gill_smoke
T2
Tom cat
Thing
Action: Destroy an inanimate object.
Damn cat
#4445
Card by gill_smoke
T1
Tomfoolery
Action
While in your hand this counts as a living thing. Give a player a rotten tomato token, or exchange a thing with another player.
Knock it off
#4446
Card by gill_smoke
Bizarre Copy Paste Error
Action
Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand. Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand.
#4447
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rainbow Bullets
Action
Reveal any number of cards from your hand. For each rainbow color revealed (ROYGBIV), destroy target Thing.
#4448
Card by ChippyYYZ
Supermassive White Hole
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck. This does not count towards the player's cards per turn.
#4449
Card by ChippyYYZ
Absorbent Blob
Thing
If this card has 4 or more Gloop tokens on it, it counts as a living thing. If this thing would be destroyed, and it has more than 1 Gloop token, instead copy this card, remove half (rounded down) of the Gloop tokens on this card and place them on the copy of this card. Action: Destroy any one Thing and place a Gloop Token on this card.
#4450
Card by Nehh
Energy Beam
Thing
At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent.
#4451
Card by Nehh
Gold Energy Plating
Action
Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens.
#4452
Card by Nehh
2F
Spam blaster
Action
Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)"
#4453
Card by Bucky
Parallel Universe XVII
Thing - Universe
Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten.
#MMMMCDLIV
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cool Frisbee Of Death
Action
Put this card in another player's hand. If you discard this card, you are eliminated.
Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4455
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spooky Chipmunk Summoner
Thing
Action: Gain a Chipmunk Token.
Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4456
Card by ChippyYYZ
Unforgettable Spelunking Chipmunks
Action
If you have 3 or more Chipmunk tokens, you win.
Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4457
Card by Nehh
Professional Skydiving - in Space!
Thing
If you go skydiving in space within ten minutes of this card being played, you win.
Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
#4458
Card by Nehh
T5
Doubting Thomas
Thing
Action: Create a doubt token. If Doubting Thomas would be destroyed you may destoy a doubt token instead.
I don't believe it
#4459
Card by gill_smoke
T4
Tom, Dick and Harry
Thing
This counts as three living things.
Those three yahoos again?
#4460
Card by gill_smoke
T6
Saint Thomas
Thing Musican
At the begining of your turn create a music token on this card when there are 14 music tokens on this card destroy it at the end of your turn. Action: create a money token for every music tok on this card.
A Norwegian alt-country musician
#4461
Card by gill_smoke
3F
Personal Cloaking Unit
Thing
Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn.
It's so good that it even hides me from myself!
#4462
Card by Bucky
4F
Rod of Nullification
Thing- Artifact
When you play this, gain an Energy token.
You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action. Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn.
#4463
Card by Bucky
5F
Inevitability
Thing
At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability.
If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game
If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play.
I am unstoppable.
#4464
Card by Bucky
T7
St. Thomas
Thing Island
Flag of the United States Virgin Islands.png
Action: Take control of a living thing until the begining of your next turn.
well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of.
#4465
Card by gill_smoke
T9
Tomas Aquinas
Thing - Philosopher
When this comes into play Destroy all things that can not logically exist. Action: create a logic token Action: destroy a logic token to draw a card.
You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood.
#4466
Card by gill_smoke
T8
Tommy Gun
Thing
Comes intp play with 50 bullets tokens. Action: remove 3d6 bullets destroy 1d6 -1 things.
The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD
#4467
Card by gill_smoke
>
Tomporary Blockage
Thing
Whenever an Action is used, roll 1d6. If the roll is 5 or more, cancel the effect of the Action and return this card to your hand.
Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it.
#4468
Card by Nehh
- - -
Inappropriate Baseball Project
Action
Destroy one fragile object. Give the player whose object you destroyed one Baseball token.
*insert smashing glass noises here* Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html .
#4469
Card by Nehh
3B
Unfortunate Data Switch
Action
Place all of the Things you control in your hand. Swap your hand with an opponent, and draw 2 cards.
I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!"
#4470
Card by Nehh
New World Symphony
Thing - Pun
If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win.
#4471
Card by ChippyYYZ
One Hundred Purple Pikmin
Thing
Action: Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds.
#4472
Card by ChippyYYZ
YyZYYzYYZYyz
Action
Choose a card. All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'. This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card. Remove that card from the game.
First, the random system errors. Then the database corruption. Then the rythmic ringing sound. Then the disintegration of all matter. The wrath of Chippy is complete.
#4473
Card by ChippyYYZ


T1
Uncle Tom
Thing
Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. While in play you may play as many things as you like.
Why is this book still banned?
#4474
Card by gill_smoke
T0
Tommy can you hear me
Thing
This card is considered inanimate when it is not your turn. Action: draw a card.
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
#4475
Card by gill_smoke
K9
Bucky's Other Boon
Action
Remove a card in play from the game OR Blank out the rules text of a card in play OR Add a "letter number" corner value to a card in play without a corner value OR Remove from the game all cards in the discard pile by one author besides Bucky.
Some cards are just too broken to play with.
#4476
Card by gill_smoke
6F
Shady Avenger
Thing- Antihero
Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random.
#4477
Card by Bucky
7F
Steel Plating
Thing
Play onto another Thing
When you play this, gain two Armor tokens.
If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible.
#4478
Card by Bucky
8F
Patronage
Thing
Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card.
#4479
Card by Bucky
Pinball Warlock
Thing
When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token. If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead.
Action: If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one.
Action: If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing.
That guy sure plays an evil pinball.
#4480
Card by ChippyYYZ
Paintball Wizard
Thing
When this enters play, choose its color.
Action: Replace a word on target differently-colored Thing with this Thing's color.
That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball.
#4481
Card by ChippyYYZ
Pinhead Wizard
Thing
If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size. If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one.
Action: Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token.
Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead?
#4482
Card by ChippyYYZ
P8
Personality splitter
Thing
Action & Thing: pick a card in play with more than one action and or thing ability, make new versions of that card where each card only has one action or thing ability but the rest of the text remains the same as the original. Discard the original.
I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end.
#4483
Card by gill_smoke
P8
Purple Cow
TYPE
Unplayable! If you are forced to discard this card you win.
A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps.
#4484
Card by gill_smoke
P8
Pique
Action Reaction
Discard this card when another player would draw a card, you draw the card instead. When played as an action Target player discards a random card.
Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing.
#4485
Card by gill_smoke
9F
Second Chance
Reaction
Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed. Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile
#4486
Card by Bucky
0F
Emergency Override
Action
Flip target thing over. Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped.
#4487
Card by Bucky
404
Page Not Found
Thing
No cards from page _____ of the Infinite Dvorak Deck may be played. Action: Change the _____ above to a page from the Infinite Dvorak Deck.
Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH!
#4488
Card by Nehh
R4
Operator Required
Thing rule
You may play this from your hand on another player, if playing from another source play this on yourself. If at the end of your turn you don't control a living thing, you discard a card. If unable to discard, you are eliminated instead.
Were the sensors faulty or was she texting?
#4489
Card by gill_smoke
R2
Anything will do
Thing rule
If at the end of every players turn they don't control a thing card in play, they discard a card. If unable to discard, they are eliminated instead
I'll take anything you got
#4490
Card by gill_smoke
R1
Reductive Reasoning
Thing rule
The player who controls the same number of living and unliving thing with a minimum of 5 and at least 2 different types of tokens wins the game.
I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat.
#4491
Card by gill_smoke
Nightmare Cinema
Action
Each player passes their hand to the next player.
#4492
Card by ChippyYYZ
Trade Route
Thing
Action: If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token.
At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token. That player gives you a random card from their hand.
#4493
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spin Attack
Action
Destroy target Thing. You may discard a card to instead destroy one target Thing belonging to each opponent.
#4494
Card by ChippyYYZ
1E
Personal attack
Action
Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky. If its creator is a player, they discard two cards.
#4495
Card by Bucky
2E
Twisted Logic
Reaction
Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky. You make all choices required by that Action.
#4496
Card by Bucky
3E
Tyranny
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends.
#4497
Card by Bucky
Di 1
Euler
Thing mathematician
Whenever things with vertex tokens on it are destroyed, destroy all edge and vertex tokens attached to that card. Whenever a thing with a vertex token performs an ability you may follow edge tokens from one vertex token to another without using an edge more than once and each crossed thing may use an ability for free. Thing: create a Vertex token on a thing. Action: create an edge token connecting 2 vertex tokens.
#4498
Card by gill_smoke
S9
Minion store
Thing
Action(global): destroy a token you control to create a minion token. Thing(global): destroy 5 tokens of the same type that you control to create a copy of a living thing from the archive and put it in your hand.
Good help is hard to find, we make it easier
#4499
Card by gill_smoke
WD 3
Defenestration
Action
Discard X cards to have a target player discard X cards.
I might as well toss these cards out a window
#4500
Card by gill_smoke
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