Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4201-4300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 4201-4300
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Temple

Thing

When this comes into play, you may choose its colour.
Action: Destroy a money or gold token and create the card "Priest" that is adjacent to this card in the archive (4201-4300) and put it into play. Assign it the colour of this card.

#4201

Card by Pongo

Priest

Thing

When this comes into play, create 8 faith tokens on it. At the start of your turn, if this card has fewer than 8 faith tokens on it, create such a token on this card. If this card has 8 or more faith tokens on it, you may at the start of your turn move a thing in play into your control and destroy all the faith tokens on this card. Change that thing's colour to the colour of this card.

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Wololo!

#4202

Card by Pongo

Pathetic Loser

Thing Person

Owner may not use action abilities. Owner may not destroy this card. Action and Thing: Pass this card to another player.

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Even if you left him at a Dominican Brothel for 2 weeks he would still need more love. -RB

#4203

Card by gill_smoke

Upskirting

Action

Discard this card to take cards from Up Someone's Else's Sleeve to your hand. When played as an action destroy a thing you control to play this card. create a money token for every card Up Your Sleeve or put a card Up Your Sleeve.

#4204

Card by gill_smoke

Poker Shootout

Action

Eliminate a player with things Up Their Sleeve, if there are no such players you are eliminated.

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I say your a cheat. -Pecos Bill

#4205

Card by gill_smoke

Buckyball

Thing

Every time you play a card with creator "Bucky" create a carbon token on this card. If this card has 60 carbon tokens on it, you win the game.

#4206

Card by Pongo

Wormhole To An Alternate Reality

Action

Go to the Dvorak Website and hit "Random Page" until you find a deck other than The Infinite Dvorak Deck or one of its subsets. Remove all cards from the game and start a new game using that deck.

#4207

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Buck Stops Here

Thing

Cards created by Bucky may not be played.

#4208

Card by ChippyYYZ

So Old It's New

Action

If there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile, place the bottom two into your hand.

#4209

Card by ChippyYYZ

6K

Chronomaster's Boon

Action

Return up to two of a player's non-Token Things to their hand OR destroy all Tokens OR shuffle the discard pile and put it on top of the draw pile

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As dangerous today as it was a century from now.

#4210

Card by Bucky

7K

The Network's Boon

Action

Gain a Node token. Then draw a card for each Node you control OR destroy a Thing for each Node you control OR take an extra Action for each Node you control.

#4211

Card by Bucky

0K

Bottled Boon

Thing

When Bottled Boon is destroyed, draw two cards OR play a Thing and an Action from your hand OR gain three Energy tokens.

#4212

Card by Bucky

TV

Sham Wow

Thing

Action: discard a card take control of another players thing. Action: draw a card.

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I can't make this stuff up. -Vince Offer

#4213

Card by gill_smoke

Sham Stakes

Action

Up to 8 players in turn order ante a token for the purse. Players may make additional side bets with tokens. To determine the winner in turn order each player who anted a token flips a coin tallying up heads. The first player to reach a tally of 8 heads is the winner and takes the purse. Side bets are resolved at this time.

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Who do you like in this race?

#4214

Card by gill_smoke

Sham Rocket

Action

Discard X cards, then choose a player to draw X cards.

#4215

Card by gill_smoke

4K

Secret Hideaway

Thing

When Secret Hideaway comes into play, attach it to another Thing.
At the end of your turn, move this card and the attached Thing to Up Your Sleeve.
At the start of your turn, if Secret Hideaway and the attached Thing are Up Your Sleeve, return them to play.

#4216

Card by Bucky

9K

Bucky's Boon

Action

Look at target player's hand and force them to discard any one card not created by Bucky OR remove all text from target Thing until the end of the turn and take an extra Action OR draw two cards and immediately play them.

#4217

Card by Bucky

H6

Benny the magic Bunny

Thing Person

Once per turn you may exchange a thing in play with one from your hand. Action: Create a copy of a hat from the archive and put it in your hand. (there's a number of them on page 13)

#4218

Card by gill_smoke

A+

Parent Teacher Conference

Thing rule

At the end of your turn destroy this card and return the things under it to their original owners. When you play this card put 2 Living Things under this card and pass the stack to another player.

#4219

Card by gill_smoke

S5

Immunity Challenge

Thing rule

Players with immunity tokens may not be eliminated. At the beginning of your turn Remove all immunity tokens Roll a 6 sided die and give an immunity tokens according to this list: 1 players with the most cards in their hands. 2 players with the most things. 3 players with the most living things. 4 players with the most things with action abilities. 5 the last player to play an action card. 6 the last player to play a thing.

#4220

Card by gill_smoke

Lack of Phonetic Appeal

Thing

When this card comes into play, destroy all cards with "boon" in the title. No cards with "boon" in the title may be played.

#4221

Card by Pongo

No Smoking Zone

Thing

Cards created by Gill Smoke may not be played.

#4222

Card by ChippyYYZ

Con Man's Boon

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put any of them Up Your Sleeve and the rest on top of the deck in any order OR Put all cards Up Your Sleeve into your hand and take an extra Action or Thing OR give each player a money token and gain control of all money tokens in play.

#4223

Card by ChippyYYZ

Goodbye, Mr Chips

Thing

Cards created by ChippyYYZ may not be played.

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With the obvious exception of this one.

#4224

Card by ChippyYYZ

Broken Slurpee Machine

Thing

Negate the effects of cards that allow players to draw or play multiple cards. Control of Things cannot be changed. Cards may not be moved from one player's hand into another player's hand.

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"Aw, man. Busted again."

#4225

Card by Corrigan

Shovel

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may discard one card from your hand to remove it from play entirely instead.
Action: Remove one Thing you control from play.
Action: Return one removed Thing to play.

#4226

Card by Corrigan

Hamster Strike

Action

Look at another player's hand. If there is an Action in their hand, play it as if it were your card.

#4227

Card by Corrigan

Fear of God

Thing

If this card is destroyed, you may return it to your hand instead. You may destroy any thing with religious or spiritual content at any time.

#4228

Card by Pongo

Gill's Smokes

Thing

Action: Play three cards by Gill Smoke from your hand.

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You sometimes wonder what that guy's smoking.

#4229

Card by Pongo

Cthulhu's Boon

Action

Remove five things from the game OR give a player an insanity token and eliminate them if they still have one at the start of your next turn.

#4230

Card by Pongo

1J

Chained Promulg

Thing-Beast

When Chained Promulg comes into play, put a token on it whose type is your name.
If at any time Chained Promulg does not have a token on it whose type is your name, you are eliminated.
Action:Destroy a living Thing (besides this)

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It recognizes its handler. Anyone else gets eaten.

#4231

Card by Bucky

2J

Trained Promulg

Thing-Beast

At the start of your turn, Trained Promulg destroys and eats one of your other Things. If it can't, it eats you (and you are eliminated).
Action:Target opponent discards a card to feed Trained Promulg. If they can't, it eats them (and they are eliminated)

#4232

Card by Bucky

Whisper of Yog-Sothoth

Action

Play five Lovecraftian cards from the archive that are not Whisper of Yog-Sothoth. Cards may be played repeatedly. Things are put into play as copies with "treat as a token when destroyed" appended to their text.

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Through the voids of time and space that faintest sound can be heard.

#4233

Card by Pongo

Sylar

Thing

If Sylar is destroyed, you may retain it if it has a "destroy a Thing" action ability.
Action: Play an action. If it destroys a thing, add all action abilities of the thing destroyed to this card, where they remain until this card is destroyed.

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You're broken. I can fix you.

#4234

Card by Pongo

The Gostak's Boon

Action

Ask an opponent to define any undefined words on this card before playing it.
Distim a Dosh OR each opponent Distims a Dosh OR each player Distims a Dosh currently in their hands.

#4235

Card by ChippyYYZ

David Blaine's Boon

Action

Replace a word on any number of things with Ace Of Clubs OR look at a player's hand and replace one card in it with a blank Thing called Orange Soda OR replace a thing with a Token whose type is the name of that thing.

#4236

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Garbage Collector's Boon

Action

This card's text is the combined text of the bottom 3 Actions of the discard pile, each separated by "OR".

#4237

Card by ChippyYYZ

3J

Gift Party

Action

Reveal one card per player from the top of the draw pile, plus two more. Each player chooses a card from the revealed cards and puts it in your hand. Put the remaining cards in the discard pile.

#4238

Card by Bucky

4J

Impending Doom

Action

At the start of each of your turns, you may reveal this card from your hand to gain a Suspense token.

Destroy five of your Suspense tokens and eliminate an opponent OR do nothing.

#4239

Card by Bucky

Surrealism

Thing

Giraffes may only be played by those who take harmonica lessons.

#4240

Card by Pongo

Brigstocke's Boon

Action

Play immediately in response an annoying git-wizard: force the player of it to destroy all their things OR force them to discard their hand.

#4241

Card by Pongo

Told You They Were Good For Something

Thing

If you have at least three cards in play or in your hand that make reference to cards or mechanics very unlikely to arise in a game of Infinite Dvorak, you win.
If at any time a reference to unlikely cards or mechanics actually has an effect on the game, its controller/player wins.

#4242

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cambodian Communism

Action

Create a new player called The Government. The Government immediately takes control of all things and eliminates all other players.

#4243

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind Ray

Action

Destroy a thing and draw a card.

#4244

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trebuchet

Thing

Action: Destroy one of your material tokens and destroy a thing.

#4245

Card by Pongo

5J

Explosive Barrels

Thing

Whenever a Token belonging to an opponent is destroyed, that Opponent destroys another Thing they control.

#4246

Card by Bucky

6J

Slaughterhouse

Thing

Thing:Gain a Meat Token.
Thing:Destroy a Living Thing you control and gain 3 Meat Tokens.

#4247

Card by Bucky

Joe's Trickery

Action

Play this at any time, even to interrupt a card being played.
Replace the text of any card with the following.
"Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by Tweed Cap to revert this card's text to normal."

#4248

Card by ChippyYYZ

Somali Pirates

Thing

Thing: create a pirate token. Action: destroy 3 pirate tokens take another player's token. Action: destroy 5 pirate tokens take another player's thing. Action: Destroy 7 pirate tokens take a card from another player's hand.

#4249

Card by gill_smoke

William Brambridge

Thing Person

As long as this is in play no other player may take control of your things Action: Destroy a pirate.

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That whole Tripoli part, that was me.

#4250

Card by gill_smoke

Tortuga

Thing Land

Owners pirates may not be destroyed.

#4251

Card by gill_smoke

Lazytown Pirates

Thing

Action: Create a loli token, if you do not already have one.
Action: If you have a loli token, destroy an opponent's token and put a booty token into play.

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YOU ARE A PIRATE!

#4252

Card by Pongo

Intellectual Property Pirates

Action

Copy any card in play into your hand.

#4253

Card by Pongo

Pirate-Global Average Temperature Correlation

Thing

If there are no traditional-style pirates in play, at the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.

#4254

Card by Pongo, "Global Warming" by ChippyYYZ Al Gore

7J

Token Press

Thing

When you play this, put a token of any type on it.
Thing:Gain a Token that is the same type as a token on this Thing.
Action:Change the type of a Token on this Thing.

#4255

Card by Bucky

8J

Transmutation Ray

Action

Change target Token's type, draw a card, and take another Action.

#4256

Card by Bucky

Pirate's Boon

Action

Take 10 gold or money tokens from an opponent OR put 10 rum tokens into play.

#4257

Card by Pongo

The Pirate Bay

Thing

Action (Global): Copy a card from the deck archive into your hand.

#4258

Card by Pongo

Somalian Ninjas

Thing

Action: Create a ninja token. Thing: Destroy 3 ninja tokens take another player's token. Thing: Destroy 5 ninja tokens take another player's thing. Thing: Destroy 7 ninja tokens take a card from another player's hand.

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Less well-kown than Somalian pirates, but just as deadly.

#4259

Card by Pongo, stolen from gill_smoke

Poisson's Boon

Action

Flip a coin until it turns up heads. Draw cards equal to the number of flips OR Play exactly the number of cards equal to the number of flips OR Create money tokens equal to the number of flips.

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what's the odds for 20 flips before a heads?

#4260

Card by gill_smoke

Mandy's Boon

Action

Play an additional 2 actions this turn OR draw a card OR create a blood token OR create a money token

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Mandy becons you to spin the wheel -Zynga

#4261

Card by gill_smoke

Gamer's Boon

Action

Take 3 cards from the discard pile and yout them in your hand OR create 1 extra life token OR create 3 blood tokens OR create 5 energy tokens OR 7 zombie tokens OR 10 money tokens OR copy a weapon Thing from the archive an put it in your hand.

#4262

Card by gill_smoke

Boon Synthesizer

Thing

Action: Create a new action. Its title must end with "Boon" and its text must be the texts of at least two actions in your hand, each text separated by "OR".

#4263

Card by Pongo

Bounce, Pongo Bounce!

Thing

Cards created by Pongo may not be played.

#4264

Card by gill_smoke

Revenge of the Regulars

Action

Destroy all cards not by Binarius, Bucky, CashCrazed, ChippyYYZ, Corrigan, gill_smoke, Goldenboots, Jtwe, Kevan, Pongo, Tweed Cap, Zaratustra, or Zt.

#4265

Card by Pongo

Anti-Vanity

Thing

Cards that reference users of the Dvorak Game Wiki in their title, instruction, or flavour text may not be played. Destroy all such cards when this comes into play.

#4266

Card by Pongo

9J

Planning Session

Action

Draw and reveal two cards.

#4267

Card by Bucky

0J

Buckybomb

Action

Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky.

#4268

Card by Bucky

Kevan died last episode

Thing

Cards created by Kevan may not be played.

---

You know like Kenny on South Park?

#4269

Card by gill_smoke

Gill's Boon

Action

Take as many turns as you like now but only exclusively play actions or things during the turns you take OR put a nonaction nonthing card from the archive into play OR prepend the title of all of your things in play with "Zombified" OR put an undead card from the archive into your hand

#4270

Card by gill_smoke

Favor collector

Thing person

Evertime you play a thing on another player OR play a card with "Boon" in the title OR make another player draw cards, put a favor token on this card. If this card has 10 favor tokens on it you win.

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Just 3 more to finish my collection.

#4271

Card by gill_smoke

1I

The Head of Vecna

Thing

When you gain control of The Head of Vecna, you may eliminate yourself. If you do, The Head of Vecna gains the text "Action:Eliminate an opponent" while you control it.

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The moral of this story is, do not cut your own head off unless you really really know what you are doing

#4272

Card by Bucky

DC

Doublechin's Decree

Thing

Comes into play with 5 depletion counters on it. Discard it if no counters remain. At the beginning of your turn, remove a depletion counter. Players cannot play actions

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"If people do what I say, I'll quit; If they can't do anything it'd be a job well done." ~ Doublechin

#4273

Card by AldusValor

DC

Doublechin

Thing~Legendary Supervillain

Doubechin also counts as a pirate. When Doublechin comes into play take control of target opponant's Things. Discard them to the Discard pile at end of turn.

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"Doublechin uses and discards, he steals too." ~ Fox Slater

#4274

Card by AldusValor

DC

Doublechin's Late 60's Death Ray

Thing~Weapon

When there are no tokens on this card, discard it. This card comeis into play with 10 Charge Counters on it.Action: Remove a Charge Counter: Destroy Target Thing.

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"118 Pygmy slaves died in the construction of this spectacular weapon." ~ Doublechin

#4275

Card by AldusValor

Reinforcements

Action

Create two random cards from The Best Of ChippyYYZ deck and put them into your hand. You may take an extra action this turn.

#4276

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tweed's Alchemy

Action

Each player may destroy any things they control that have a letter in their cornervalue. For each thing destroyed this way, its destroyer then creates a copy of a card from Tweed Cap's User Page that starts with that letter and puts it into their hand.
You may take an extra action this turn.

#4277

Card by ChippyYYZ

Automated Action Activator

Thing

You must use this Action Ability exactly once each of your turns. It may not be used twice in a turn.
Action: Reveal cards from the top of the deck until an Action is revealed. Play that Action, Put all other revealed cards on the bottom of the deck, and take an extra action.

#4278

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

The Mouth of Vecna

Thing

As long as this card is in play, any player that speaks loses the game.

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"Watch your mouth." ~ Ancient Chinese Proveb

#4279

Card by AldusValor

War is Peace

Thing

You may choose not to abide by any effect of a card you control, apart from this one. If, during your turn, you do not destroy an opponent's thing with one of your cards, the above sentence is disregarded until the end of your next turn.

#4280

Card by Pongo

Freedom is Slavery

Thing

You may play one extra action or thing per turn. Living things may not play action abilities.

#4281

Card by Pongo

Ignorance is Strength

Thing

All your cards are indestructable. If your hand is empty at the beginning of your turn the above sentence is ignored until the end of your next turn. At the beginning of your turn discard a card at random if you can.

#4282

Card by Pongo

DC

David Bowie

Thing~Legendary Peformer

You may not play David Bowie until you control at least three things. If David Bowie is the only thing in play, you win. Action:David Bowie may become an exact copy of anything in play until end of turn.

---

"That's 'Sovereign' to you"

#4283

Card by AldusValor

Indestructible Force

Action

This card cannot be countered, hindered, negated, blanked, etc.

#4284

Card by ChippyYYZ

Irrestible Object

Thing

No card can counter, hinder, negate, blank, overrule, etc. this card's effects.

#4285

Card by ChippyYYZ

Upgraded Interface

Thing

When this comes into play, attach it to a thing with an Action Ability.
The equipped thing may use an Action Ability at any time, unless it has used an Action Ability since the last beginning of one of your turns.

#4286

Card by ChippyYYZ

2I

Electrified Ceiling

Thing

Whenever an opponent ends their turn with more cards in their hand than their maximum hand size, they are eliminated instead of discarding cards.

#4287

Card by Bucky

DC

Once More, From the Top

Action

All players discard their hands and all Things they have in play, then draw 5 more cards.

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"It's better to start over than to lose." ~ Doublechin

#4288

Card by AldusValor

DC

Time's Up

Reaction

Play this card at any point during your opponant's turn. End the turn. (Remove all spells and abilities on the stack from the game, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

#4289

Card by AldusValor

DC

Magic Mirror

Thing

Opponents play with their hands revealed.

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...Who's the weakest of them all?"

#4290

Card by AldusValor

God's Boon

Thing

Destroy this at the end of your turn. You may play this on another player. When this card is destroyed, destroy all of your things OR discard your hand OR destroy all undead OR eliminate yourself.

---

That God guy sure has some funny ideas sometimes

#4291

Card by gill_smoke

W1

Walled in

Thing rule

Players with more than 4 things in play with corner values may not use action abilities.

#4292

Card by gill_smoke

Catywumpus

Thing

Action: Trade a card in your hand with a thing in play that you don't control, if the card from your hand is an action card the receiver may play it immediately of put it into their hands.

#4293

Card by gill_smoke

Cheat Code of *Infinite Ammo*

Thing

You may not win the game.
Whenever you play an Action, create a copy of it and put it in your hand.

#4294

Card by ChippyYYZ

Infinite Upgrades Glitch

Thing

Action: Discard a card and choose a thing you control. If you discarded an Action, the thing gains "Action: (the text of the Action)".
If you discarded a thing, the chosen thing gains all Activated Abilities (Action:, Thing:, Turn:, etc.) of the discarded thing.

#4295

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Talking Dog That Only Spoke Hebrew

Thing

This Thing counts as a Player, complete with its own turn and hand. It is under the control of whoever played it. It can be placed between any two players in the turn order.

Any card this player plays is translated into Hebrew then to English.

#4296

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Lasoto

Thing~Legendary God

When Lasoto leaves play, destroy all things target opponant controls, and that opponant discards their hand.

#4297

Card by AldusValor

DC

Arramore

Thing~Legendary God

When Arramore leaves play, gain control of all things target opponent controls.

#4298

Card by AldusValor

DC

Fox Slater

Thing~Legendary Hero

Your maximum hand size is increased by 5.

---

"Fox Slater is one of the most respectable leaders Everywhere has ever seen. He gives to the people, and asks nothing in return."~Col. Aldus Valor

#4299

Card by AldusValor

3I

Headache-Inducing Projectile

Action

Target opponent discards a random card.

#4300

Card by Bucky