Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 901-1000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 901-1000
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Second-Hand Shop

Thing

Action: Discard a card to gain a number of Money tokens equal to the number of words in the card's title.

#901

Card by Kevan

Guru Meditation

Thing

At the end of any turn in which no Things or Actions were played, draw a card.

#902

Card by Kevan

The Summer Home Card

Thing

Whenever it is a player's turn, they must play as many cards as possible.

#903

Card by Corrigan

Year-Sucking Machine

Thing-Machine

At the end of each turn, remove the top card on the draw pile from play entirely.

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No one survives the machine.

#904

Card by Corrigan

Rags-to-Riches Race

Thing

When you play this card, destroy all cards in play other than this one, which is not considered to be under any player's control. The first player to control 20 Things wins. If a player ever has 0 Things after the next turn cycle, they are eliminated from play. After you play this card, you may play another Thing.

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"I will goooooo from rags to riches..."

#905

Card by Corrigan

2G

Scavenge

Action

Move a card from the discard pile to your hand, then discard a card.

#906

Card by Bucky

6R

Firestorm

Action

Give this card to the player on your right. That player must destroy 1 Thing he controls for each card that has been played since the end of his last turn.

#907

Card by Bucky

5G

Recycling Bin

Thing

Each other player may, once per turn, give you a card from eir hand in order to draw a card.

#908

Card by Bucky

2S

Rapid Fads

Thing

On each player's turn, when they would normally draw a card, they instead discard their hand and draw a new one.

#909

Card by Corrigan

5T

Creepy Stuffed Owl

Thing

Whenever an Action ability or card that involves selecting a target is used by an opponent, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, they can select the target normally, but cannot target this card. If the coin comes up heads, then this card must be the target. This is the only way to target this card. If this Thing is ever made living, it is not affected by locations.

#910

Card by Corrigan

2X

Old Photocopier

Thing

When this card is destroyed, it may not be returned from the discard pile. Action: Select any number of your Things, change their colour to black, and make them copies of one of your Things which was not selected. Then flip a coin and erase this card's effect if the coin comes up tails.

#911

Card by Corrigan

Waste Not Want Not

Thing

Whenever a card would be discarded, the player who is discarding it may play it instead. (This does not count towards their per-turn limit.)

#912

Card by Kevan

Acid Rain

Thing

Each player must destroy a Thing they control (other than this card), at the start of each of their turns.

#913

Card by Kevan

Hand Graft

Action

Discard your hand. Take a Thing from play and put it into your hand.

#914

Card by Kevan

EMC2

Matter-Energy Converter No. 1

Thing

Action: Destroy any number of your other tangible Things to play an equal number of Actions.
When an opponent gains control of this card, destroy all of their other Things.

#915

Card by Corrigan

EMC2

Matter-Energy Converter No. 2

Thing

Action: Destroy any number of your other tangible Things to destroy an equal number of opposing Things.
When an opponent gains control of this card, destroy all of their other Things.

#916

Card by Corrigan

EMC2

Matter-Energy Converter No. 3

Thing

Action: Destroy any number of your tangible Things to create and control an equal amount of Energy Tokens.
When an opponent gains control of this card, destroy all of their other Things.

#917

Card by Corrigan

Universal Remote Control

Thing

Action: Activate the Action ability of any Thing in play, with you making any decisions required by it.

#918

Card by Kevan

Barricade

Thing

Whenever an Action played by an opponent would affect either your Things or your hand, it instead has no effect and this Thing is destroyed.

#919

Card by Kevan

Domino Effect

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its controller may then choose to take this card and play it immediately.

#920

Card by Kevan

4A

Medieval Alchemy

Thing

Change all tokens (other than Fire, Water, Earth, Air and Money tokens) into Fire, Water, Earth or Air tokens (the controller of the token chooses which kind for each token). Action: Destroy a Water token, a Fire token, an Earth token and an Air token (all under your control) to create a Money token. Any player may use this ability at any time.

#921

Card by Corrigan

4

Elemental Powers

Thing

Action: Destroy one of your Fire tokens and a Thing card. Action: Destroy one of your Water tokens and draw a card. Action: Destroy one of your Air tokens and control a Thing card.
Action: Destroy one of your Earth tokens and render a Thing card's text blank.

#922

Card by Corrigan

1I

Mass-Production Machine

Thing

Draw a card. For as long as this card is in play, all cards drawn are considered to be copies of that card.

#923

Card by Corrigan

Reproducible Bug

Thing

Play this onto a Thing controlled by an opponent, and place an Action card from your hand under this card. Whenever the Thing's Action ability is invoked, you may play a copy of the Action card.

#924

Card by Kevan

4P

Blank Tombstones

Thing

Flip the discard pile upside down. Whenever a player moves cards from the discard pile for whatever, he/she must look through the discard pile and keep them face down, not seeing what those cards are until they are moved them from the discard pile.

#925

Card by Corrigan

NS

Supermagnet

Thing

Action: Take control of up to 6 metal Things.

#926

Card by Corrigan

3T

Triple Threat

Action

Destroy a Thing, take control of a Thing and force an opponent to discard a card from his/her hand.

#927

Card by Corrigan

Brain Drain

Thing

Whenever you draw a card, take a card at random from a chosen opponent's hand instead. (If opponents have no cards in their hands, you do not draw.)

#928

Card by Kevan

Chessboard

Thing-Location

When a Thing is destroyed by another Thing, put the destroying Thing in the place where the destroyed Thing was. Every turn, change this card's color from white to black or vice-versa. When another Location is played, destroy Chessboard.

#929

Card by Corrigan

V8

Violet Violence

Action

Destroy a number of non-purple Things equal to the number of purple cards you control (including your hand).

#930

Card by Corrigan

6C

Purple Sabre

Thing

A Thing equipped with this card adds "Action: Destroy X Things and discard X cards from your hand. You cannot destroy a number of Things greater than the number of cards in your hand." to the end of its text.

#931

Card by Corrigan

Mao

Thing

Action:Target opponent must draw a card.

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Failure to say "Mao."

#932

Card by Bucky

Tollbooth

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action or an Action ability of a Thing, he/she must destroy a thing he/she controls.

#933

Card by Bucky

H2

Bloodlust

Thing

When a Thing would destroy another Thing with an Action ability but fails, that Thing selects a different Thing as its target.

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Kill...kill...kill.

#934

Card by Corrigan

R7

Sir Répetitive

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.

#935

Card by Corrigan

E3

Energy Concept

Thing

Give each player 25 Energy tokens. Whenever a player plays a card or uses an Action ability, they must destroy 1 Energy token they control. Whenever a player destroys or takes control of an opposing Thing, they create and control 2 Energy tokens. When a player has no Energy tokens left, they are eliminated from the game.

#936

Card by Corrigan

Cockroach

Thing

This Thing may not be destroyed.

#937

Card by Kevan

Combination Safe

Thing

Tokens you control may not be destroyed or stolen by other players.

#938

Card by Kevan

Farmland

Thing

Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Destroy a Seed token; draw a card, and put it into play in place of the Seed token, if it is a Thing. (If it is an Action, discard it.)

#939

Card by Kevan

2B

Operator

Thing

Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Thing's first action ability is triggered at the beginning of each of its owner's turns, but may not be used in place of an Action.

#940

Card by Bucky

Über Micro

Action

Choose one of the following: Draw three cards; destroy target Thing; or take another turn after this one.

#941

Card by MaxX Unlimited, Pure Pwnage CCG

Double Strike

Action

Reveal an Action from your hand, when you play this; this card is treated as a copy of it.

#942

Card by Kevan

J6

Circlet of Courage

Thing

Play this card onto a Thing you control and add 'This overrides all other card effects.' to the end of its text.

#943

Card by Corrigan

C3

Fan Club

Thing

Pick a creator. Destroy all cards in play (other than this one) that were not created by that creator. All players discard all cards in their hands not by that creator. Whenever a player draws a card by a different creator, they must remove that card from the game until they draw a card by the selected creator. This card counts as a club.

#944

Card by Corrigan

Y4

Reward/Risk

Thing

Action: Destroy up to 6 Things. Then roll a 6-sided die and destroy this card if the result is equal to or less than the amount of Things you destroyed.

#945

Card by Corrigan

Token

Thing

#946

Card by Bucky

Stack

Thing

Action:put a Thing in play under this card and all cards under it.
Action: remove the bottommost thing from under this card.
In addition its normal type and text, this card counts as a copy of the bottommost card under it (if any) and has all the text of that card.

#947

Card by Bucky

Dave Eggers Attack

Action

Destroy all opposing Things whose titles are 3 or fewer words long.

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Check out my Heartbreaking Card of Staggering Genius!

#948

Card by Corrigan

Rookie Cards

Thing

If a player controls a card that was the first card its creator added to the Infinite Dvorak Deck, they win. A player may also reveal his/her hand and win if they have a card that was the first one its creator added to the Infinite Dvorak Deck in his/her hand.

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I'll trade you my The Ergonomics of the Situation for your Tempermental Cloning Machine.

#949

Card by Corrigan

L3

The Mad Hatter

Thing

Action: Each player takes another player's seat, taking their cards with them. Each player must end up in a different seat. Then flip a coin. If it comes up heads, play goes counterclockwise, if tails, clockwise.

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Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you at.

#950

Card by Corrigan

Dynamo

Thing

You may discard two cards at any time in order to play an Action out of turn.

#951

Card by Bucky

Refuse

Action-Response/Thing

As an Action: Play in response to an opponent giving you one of their Things. Return the Thing to them.
As a Thing: None of your other Things can be destroyed by an opponent until Refuse is.

#952

Card by Corrigan

Life Should Be Flavourful

Thing

When you play this card, destroy all Things in play without flavortext. No cards without flavortext can be played while The Zest of Life is in play.

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This card doesn't destroy itself because it has flavortext.

#953

Card by Corrigan

Boot

Action/Thing

As an Action: Put target Thing in your hand.
As a Thing: Play this card onto a Thing you control and add 'Any cards destroyed by this card are removed from the game.' to its text.

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"Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense".

#954

Card by Corrigan

Last step Bungled

thing

if this thing is in play you may put it in an opponents hand to prevent them from winning the game for one turn.

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You Forgot to Flip the Red Switch?

#955

Card by Jindra34

Land of the Immortals

Thing

Things cannot be destroyed.

#956

Card by Bucky

Bull's Eye

Thing

Whenever an Action or an Action ability of a Thing targets a Thing, it must target Bull's Eye.

#957

Card by Bucky

Plot Complication

Action

Remove target non-Token Thing you control from the game. Remove target non-Token Thing an opponent controls from the game.

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So the Token Eater fell in love with the Card Mine, and it kinda went downhill from there.

#958

Card by Bucky

I9

Effigy

Thing

Choose one of your Things. Whenever that Thing would be destroyed, destroy Effigy instead. Effigy can't be voluntarily targeted.

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"Your enemies must not be very bright."

#959

Card by Corrigan

C3

Ventriloquist Dummy

Thing

Whenever one of your Things uses an Action ability, it is considered to have been used by Ventriloquist Dummy.

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It's creepy too.

#960

Card by Corrigan

Z1

Completely Loony Mix-Up

Thing

All players draw cards at the end of their turn instead of at the beginning.

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"Drawing at the end! It's just so crazy!

#961

Card by Corrigan

$$

Brought To You By

Thing

Once every turn, you may mention a fact about this card's sponsor (no repeats) to draw an extra card.

#962

Card by Zaratustra

7C

Canasta

Thing

Instead of drawing a card, you may put the top card from the discard pile into your hand.

#963

Card by Zaratustra

..

Raise The Odds

Action

If you win the next game you play, win this game.

#964

Card by Zaratustra

1G

Last Gasp

Action

Play in response to being eliminated from the game, or another player winning the game. Immediately take a turn; if you can win before it ends then you win instead.

#965

Card by Bucky

3d6

Mighty hammer of DOOM

Thing

Discard two cards: destroy target Thing.
Action: destroy target Token.

#966

Card by Bucky

Vandalize

Action

With a felt pen, scribble on target Thing. Any part of the card that was scribbled on is considered to not exist.

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I am a confused, angry youth with no positive outlet.

#967

Card by Corrigan

Pong

Thing

Crumple a piece of paper into a ball. Action: You and target player throw the ball back and forth until one fails to catch or fumbles it. When a player fumbles or fails to catch the ball, the other player gets a Point token and gains control of Pong. Whenever a player has 10 Point tokens, he/she wins the game.

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Bip...bong...bip...

#968

Card by Corrigan

Blue Man Group

Thing-Collective

Put 3 Blue Man counters on this card. Whenever this card would be destroyed, remove a Blue Man counter from it and erase one of this card's Action abilities or else destroy it. Action: Use an inanimate Thing's Action ability. Action: Draw a card. Action: Play 2 Action cards from your hand.

#969

Card by Corrigan

B4

Flipside

Action

Put aside all cards you have in play. Play all the cards in your hand. Return all cards put aside to your hand.

#970

Card by Zaratustra

$_$

MMORPG Model

Action

If you pay $10 to your opponent, you win.

#971

Card by Zaratustra

4Q

Improvise

Action

Refill your hand to maximum size with any Dvorak cards, gaming cards or card-like items you can find in the room you're playing.

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Scratch here -- you may have already won $10000!
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#972

Card by Zaratustra

Raging Bull

Thing

Every turn, Raging Bull destroys a random Thing (this does not count as an Action).
Action: Raging Bull doesn't destroy a Thing this turn.

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Not a reference to the movie.

#973

Card by Corrigan

C3

Card Puritanism

Thing-Tack On

All Actions have "and destroy 5 token Things." added to the end.

#974

Card by Corrigan

Wolf

Action/Thing-Pun

As an Action: Draw 4 cards and destroy a Thing you control.
As a Thing: Action: Destroy an organism.
Action: Take control of up to 3 Tokens.

#975

Card by Corrigan

Petard Launcher

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing that has the word 'destroy' in one of its action abilities.

#976

Card by Kevan

Two-Handed Sword

Thing

You may not play cards. Action: Destroy a Thing other than Two-Handed Sword.

#977

Card by Kevan

S1

Gypsy Fair

Thing

Action: Take control of a Thing until your next turn.
Action: Each player draws a card from the discard pile.
Action: All players switch hands with the player on his/her left.
Action: Draw a card and discard a card.
Action: All players discard their hand and draw a new hand.
Action: Destroy a Token you control.

#978

Card by Corrigan

Occam's Razor

Action

Destroy all Things in play except for the one with the fewest words in its text. If there is a tie, don't destroy any of those Things.

#979

Card by Corrigan

Clone

Action/Thing

If played as an Action:
Create and control a copy of target Thing.
If played as a Thing:
This card counts as a copy of target Thing.

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This card didn't really need to be an Action/Thing, but it is anyway. You can use it strategically in relation to your per-turn limit, though.

#980

Card by Corrigan

!D

Seriously, Give It A Rest

Thing

Things can't be destroyed by Actions that haven't been played from your hand.

#981

Card by Zaratustra

Variance

Thing

Each Action can only be used once. Remove the card from the game or strike the text off the card once it's used.

#982

Card by Zaratustra

Piñata

Reaction

You may play this whenever another player destroys one of your Things. Draw 5 cards.

#983

Card by Zaratustra

Inspector Gadget

Thing

Action: Reveal a Thing from your hand, and play any of its Action abilities as if Inspector Gadget had that ability (replacing the name of the revealed card with the name of this card).

#984

Card by Kevan

Revolving Fireplace

Thing

Action: Put aside any number of Thing cards from your hand. Return all Things you control (except for this card) to your hand. Put all set aside Thing cards into play.

#985

Card by Kevan

Locust/Lotus

Thing-Multi

As Locust:
Action: Destroy 7 Tokens.
As Lotus:
Whenever any of your Things are destroyed, draw that many cards.

#986

Card by Corrigan

Beam/Bean

Thing-Multi

As Beam:
Action: Destroy Beam and target Thing. You may use this out of turn.
As Bean:
Each turn, gain a Growth token.
Action: Destroy Bean and all of your Growth tokens. Draw a number of cards equal to the number of growth tokens you destroyed.

#987

Card by Corrigan

This Card

Thing

Whenever a card's text says 'this card', it refers to This Card.

#988

Card by Corrigan

Puyo Puyo

Thing

Whenever there are four or more Things in play with the same color, destroy all of them.

#989

Card by Zaratustra

Glass Ceiling

Thing

There can't be more Things in play than there were when this was played. Players may destroy their own Things at will.

#990

Card by Zaratustra

Dave Eggers Block

Action-Response

Prevent the destruction of a Thing you control by an opposing card with a title 3 or fewer words long. If the opposing card was an Action, it still gets destroyed.

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Dave Eggers to the rescue!

#991

Card by Corrigan

Viper

Thing

Action: Put a Poison counter on target living Thing-that Thing is now 'Poisoned'. This card cannot use its Action to put a Poison counter on a Poisoned Thing. Each turn, each Poisoned Thing gains a Poison counter. Whenever a Thing has 5 Poison counters on it, destroy it.

#992

Card by Corrigan

Pandemonium at the Theater

Action

Look at the top 2 cards on the draw pile; if they are both created by Kevan, put them in your hand. Take control of a Thing created by Jindra34. Put target Thing created by Bucky into the hand of the player to your left. Move a card created by Corrigan (including this one) from the discard pile to your hand. Remove a card created by fanofphilosophy from the game.

#993

Card by Corrigan

Drawkcab

Thing

Turn order goes: Discard down to five cards; Play an Action and/or Thing; Draw a card.

#994

Card by Zaratustra

DDoouubbllee

Thing

Whenever you draw a card, draw two instead. Whenever you would play an Action, you must play two Actions instead. Whenever you would play a Thing, you must play two Things instead. These effects are not recursive.

#995

Card by Zaratustra

The B

Thi

Counts as half a Thing.
Action: Draw half a card.

#996

Card by Zaratustra

Scrubbed!

Action

This card has been removed by its creator.

#997

Card by Bucky

Cantor Set

Thing

At the start of your turn, all players discard a third of the cards in their hand, rounding up.

#998

Card by Zaratustra

Bank Error In Your Favor

Action

Gain 20 Money tokens.

#999

Card by Zaratustra

The Thousandth Card

Action

If there are 1000 or more cards in the draw pile, you win.

#1000

Card by Zaratustra