When Kittens Attack deck
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| When Kittens Attack | |
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| Designers | Adam, Cerra and Kevan |
| Date | 27th May 2001 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a Nomic deck, created as a self-referential competitive game. It is not intended to be replayable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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Random improvised madness with a feline influence. Requires two kittens, one called Cepheus. Beware inside jokes.
Special Rules
Not Drawing But Winning
Players don't draw cards at the start of their turns. If your hand's empty at the end of your turn, you win.
Card List
When Cats Attack!
Thing
If a cat touches a card-in-play (unprompted), destroy that card.
Card by Kevan
The Kittens Speak
Thing
Whenever a kitten meows, everyone must draw a card. (One per meow.)
Card by Kevan
Extra Toe
Thing
Gain ability to play 2 cards per turn
Card by Cerra
Trimmed Claws
Thing
Pick up 2 cards for every 1 normally. And pick up one NOW!
Card by Adam
Been Caught!
Thing - I was just playing...
If a player empties their hand, make them draw a card. Discard after use.
Card by Adam
Sleeping in Awkward Positions
Thing
Busy sleeping, you're not paying attention. Avoid effect of any card. Discard after use.
Card by Adam
Bathtime
Action
Draw a card.
Card by Adam
Purring
Action
You're happy! Everyone else draws a card.
Card by Adam
Overload
Action
The player with the most cards in their hand may discard half of them. (Rounding down.)
Card by Kevan
THAT looks more interesting
Action
Pick a random card from another player, then give them a card from your hand.
Card by Adam
Distraction by Cat
Action
Look at another player's hand.
Card by Cerra
I'm playing with this - no this!
Action
Destroy a thing. Draw a cat, I mean card.
Card by Adam
What Would Cepheus Do?
Action
Choose a player - they must show their hand to Cepheus and let him choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.
Card by Kevan
Visit to the Vet
Action
Everyone draws a card, in the order of how many cats they've owned.
Card by Adam
Wow! My Shadow!
Action
Whilst everyone else is distracted, discard a card.
Card by Adam
Can I Tawch it, Can I Taeste it?
Action
Look at a players hand and draw one card.
Card by Cerra
Cat Fight!
Action
Everyone draws a card.
Card by Cerra
Chicken Treats
Action
Steal a card in play.
Card by Adam
Pounce!
Action
Move a thing into your hand.
Card by Adam
Claws
Action
Tear a card (any card) into tiny, tiny pieces. (Oh, alright, just remove it from the game.)
Card by Kevan
Priveledge
Action
Draw 2 cards.
Card by Adam
I'm Sleeping, You do it
Action
Give this card to another player. 'When it came to delegation, cats got someone else to write the book.'
Card by Adam
Gosh, I'm Pretty
Action
Give each player a card.
Card by Cerra
While the Cat is Away
Action
Swap 2 other players hands.
Card by Adam
The Cats Want to Play
Action
Discard 2 cards. If you have no cards left after discarding, pick up a card instead.
Card by Cerra
Kwafee, Nescafé
Action - Or Cat Food
Draw 1 card.
Card by Cerra
Roshambo
Action
Play paper-scissor-stone with an opponent of your choice. The loser draws a card.
Card by Kevan
Cat Treats
Action
Busy! Skip next turn.
Card by Adam
Archive Search
Action
Pick a card from the Dvorak archive, copy it, and put it into your hand.
Card by Kevan
Delicious!
Action
A chosen player must eat a cat biscuit, or draw 3 cards. (Their choice.)
Card by Kevan
Shaved Pussy
Action
Pick an opponent to shave - that player discards a card.
Card by Adam
Hot Chilli - ARGH!
Action
Give one card to each player, quick! After deliberation they return a card.
Card by Adam
