The Weed Game deck
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| Weed Game | |
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| Designer | Eric |
| Date | 14th December 2000 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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Drug-related tomfoolery; collect the set of your choice whilst avoiding the attentions of parents and sofas and everything else.
Special Rules
Goal
If you control 4 of one type of weed, or 5 different types of weed, you win.
Card List
Bubblegum
Thing - Weed
Bubblegum
Thing - Weed
Bubblegum
Thing - Weed
Bubblegum
Thing - Weed
Thai Stick
Thing - Weed
Thai Stick
Thing - Weed
Thai Stick
Thing - Weed
Thai Stick
Thing - Weed
Northern Lights
Thing - Weed
Northern Lights
Thing - Weed
Northern Lights
Thing - Weed
Northern Lights
Thing - Weed
Skunk
Thing - Weed
Skunk
Thing - Weed
Skunk
Thing - Weed
Skunk
Thing - Weed
Panama Red
Thing - Weed
Panama Red
Thing - Weed
Panama Red
Thing - Weed
Panama Red
Thing - Weed
Munchies!
Thing
At the beginning of each turn, a player must draw two cards instead of just one.
Dude, my Mom is Home...
Thing
Play this in front of another player. While this card is in front of them, they may play no weed cards.
I'm so Hungry, I'm Gonna Die!
Thing
If, at the end of their turn, any player has zero cards, they lose and are out of the game.
Huh!?
Thing
Everyone must discard down to 3 cards at the end of their turn.
I Know This Guy.... Who knows this guy...
Thing
The controller of this card can play an extra weed card each turn (clarification: this means they can play two weed cards a turn or a normal Thing and a weed card - they cannot play two non-weed Things)
Wicked Air Freshener
Thing
If you also control "Dude... my mom's home", destroy that card.
Dude, This Is OREGANO!!!
Action
Destroy any weed card on the table
Dude, This Is OREGANO!!!
Action
Destroy any weed card on the table
This Couch is Sooo Comfy...
Action
Play on any player. The player misses their next turn...
This Couch is Sooo Comfy...
Action
Play on any player. The player misses their next turn...
Bogart
Action
Take another turn.
Bogart
Action
Take another turn.
This Weed is Making You Agressive!
Action
Destroy any Thing on the table
This Weed is Making You Agressive!
Action
Destroy any Thing on the table
I _Love_ You, Man...
Action
Choose another player. That player can either draw a card, discard a card or neither.
I _Love_ You, Man...
Action
Choose another player. That player can either draw a card, discard a card or neither.
Weed Whore
Action
Take a weed card controlled by another player and place it in front of you. That player looks at your hand and takes a card.
Weed Whore
Action
Take a weed card controlled by another player and place it in front of you. That player looks at your hand and takes a card.
Dude... I can See the Future!
Action
Look at the top 5 cards of the draw pile and replace them in the same order.
Dude... I can _Change_ the Future!
Action
Look at the top 3 cards of the draw pile and replace them in any order.
Dealer
Action
Draw cards until you get a weed card. You may not play that card this turn.
I Wonder if You Can Pop Seeds Like Popcorn...
Action
Draw a card for stupidity.
Joint
Action
Pass this card to the left. That person puts the card in her hand.
BUST!
Action
Destroy all weed cards controlled by any one player.
Look What I Found in the Trash!
Action
Take the first weed card in the discard pile (search top to bottom) into your hand. You may not play that card this turn.
Snoop D-oh-G
Action
Say "Let me hit that..." and take any one weed card from the table into your hand. You may not play that card this turn.
Snoop D-oh-double-G
Action
Say "Let me hit that..." and take any two weed cards from the table into your hand. You may not play those cards this turn.
Laced Weed
Action
Destroy one of your Things.
Stoner Philosopher: "Wow, they must have been SO high when they wrote this!"
Action
Draw 2 cards for thinking weed inspires all creativity and unconventional thought.
Stoner Philosopher: "Wow, we would have no worries if everyone smoked weed."
Action
Draw 2 cards for thinking weed solves everything.
Errands
Action
The person who controls "Dude... My mom's home" passes it to someone other than the person who played "Errands".
