The Daily POS deck
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| The Daily POS Deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Krem |
| Date | 7/2/2007 |
| Players | 2 or 3 |
| This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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This is a deck being made about the members and injokes of www.thedailypos.org.
Special Rules
Admins
At the beginning of the game, each player chooses 1 Admin, which they will control for the rest of the game. The cards' corner values represent HP/Strength; once per turn, you may use your Admin to attack one of an opponent's Members, Memes, or their Admin., subtracting from the target's HP based on your Strength. A player's Admin may only be attacked if they have no Members in play. When your Admin is defeated, you lose the game, and must discard all cards in your hand and under your control.
Members
You may put one Member into play per turn, to a maximum of three Members at a time. Each Member you have in play can attack once per turn, just as Admins do. If a Member has an Action on their card, they may use that Action instead of attacking. When a Member is defeated, discard it.
Memes
You may put one Meme into play per turn; there is no limit on how many you can control at one time. Memes can be attacked by Members and Admins. They require two hits from any Member or Admin to defeat. When a Meme is defeated, discard it.
Emoticons and Actions
You may play one Emoticon or Action per turn. Discard them after they are played, unless they specify otherwise.
Locations
Once per turn, you may put a location card into play. It will remain in play until it is replaced by another location. When you replace one location with another, shuffle the old location card back into the deck.
Nicknames
Nicknames are special cards that can be played on Ben Hayman only. When attaching a Nickname to Ben, discard any other Nickname he may already have. You may only attach a Nickname to him once per turn.
Card list
25/7
RickThing - Admin
Action: KATANA'D: Deals 15 damage. May only be used once per game.
35/5
KremThing - Admin
Ability: Creative Mind: All members under Krem have a +1 bonus to strength.
50/3
SoapThing - Admin
Ability: Backbone of the Site: All members under Soap have a +5 bonus to HP.
20/3
Ben HaymanThing - Member
Ability: Nicknames: Nickname cards may be applied to Ben during your turn. He may only have one nickname at a time.
20/3
SKThing - Member
Action: Go Wild: Raises attack by 2 for three turns, at the expense of 5 HP. Stackable.
25/3
WallyThing - Member
Ability:
16/2
IsaoThing - Member
Ability: Challenges Will Be Deleted: When Isao is attacked, flip a coin. If heads, that attack only does 1 damage.
18/3
StaticThing - Member
Ability: #melee owner: Static has a +1 attack bonus against all #melee regulars.
20/3
Yoshi348Thing - Member
Ability:
15/2
SpatulatorThing - Member
Ability:
12/2
The Great GarlicThing - Member
Ability:
13/2
YourAverageJoeThing - Member
Ability: Nothin' Special: This ability does nothing.
15/1-6
AntiThing - Member
Ability: Unpredictable: When Anti attacks, roll a 6-sided die to determine damage.
20/2
GSGoldThing - Member
Action: BURGER: GS may eat a burger instead of attacking, to restore 4 HP.
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NameThing - Member
Ability: Ability: Choose one of your members that is in play. Name assumes the base HP and Strength of that member for the rest of the game.
20/3
insomniacdudeThing - Member
Action: Expiremental Drug: When used, raises Strength by 3, but halves remaining HP.
12/2
AlucardThing - Member
Ability:
17/2
AkumaThing - Member
Action: Mystify: One of an opponent's members has its Strength lowered to 0 for three turns, but it cannot be attacked.
16/2
SpazmanThing - Member
Ability: HUMAN SHIELD: This card becomes a shield for a selected Meme card. The Meme becomes invurnerable to damage until Spazman is discarded.
18/3
GrimesThing - Member
Ability: Pokemon Master: Has a +1 attack bonus against all members who play Pokemon.
Weedle
Thing - Meme
May and Blaziken
Thing - Meme
12-Year-Old Krem
Thing - Meme
Krem's Strength is lowered to 2 while 12-Year-Old Krem is in play.
Gay Gay
Thing - Meme
Gayburg
Thing - Meme
All members of the POS Straw Hat Pirates lose 2 Strength while Gayburg is in play, but gain 1 for the rest of the game if he's defeated.
Gaybear
Thing - Meme
Ging
Thing - Meme
Ass Jackson
Thing - Meme
Lowers the strength of all members and admins to 1 while in play.
Bomb-ass Jefferson
Thing - Meme
Choose 1 of your opponent's members, and lower their Strength to 1, while in play.
Gulbat
Thing - Meme
Ducky
Thing - Meme
Allows players to leave Mirror World. Rick and Krem's remaining HP and Strength are switched back, and all the Admins' abilities are returned to normal. Discard Mirror World and Ducky.
Skem
Thing - Meme
The attack bonus Krem gives his members is negated while Skem is in play.
Nugget
Thing - Meme
Any member who's base Strength is 2 gets +3 HP while Nugget is in play.
Garp
Thing - Meme
Your admin has a +2 bonus to Strength while Garp is in play.
Abe
Thing - Meme
Vogler Head
Thing - Meme
Choose one of your other memes in play. Your opponent's members will lose 2 HP whenever they attack that meme, as long as Vogler Head is in play.
Ace THunderStorm
Thing - Meme
Soap has a +2 bonus to Strength while Ace Thudnerstorm is in play.
eyebrows
Action - Emoticon
Raise the next attack of one member by 2.
fukken
Action - Emoticon
Deal 6 damage to any target. Lose your next turn.
police
Action - Emoticon
Deals 1 damage to an opponent's active meme.
theif
Action - Emoticon
Take a random card from an opponent's hand.
mechinese
Action - Emoticon
Sneak a peek at an opponent's hand.
objection
Action - Emoticon
Flip a coin. If heads, one of your opponent's members and admin all lose 2 Strength on their next turn.
thumbsup
Action - Emoticon
Give one of your memes in play an extra hit point.
teehee
Action - Emoticon
Lowers Rick's attack by 2 for three turns.
Post
Action
Ban
Action
Removes 1 member from play. Your admin may not attack next turn.
Spam
Action
Deal 3 damage to an opponent's admin.
Submit Content
Action
Remove 3 HP from one of your members. Your admin gains 5 HP.
Fire The Fun Beam
Action
Restores 2 HP for all of your members.
Send a PACKAGE
Action
Restore one of your members' HP by 4.
Junk Heap
Thing - Location
All memes take an extra hit to kill.
Intellectual's Sanctuary
Thing - Location
Memes do nothing.
Mirror World
Thing - Location
Rick and Krem's remaining HP and base Strength are switched. Rick's Katana heals 12 HP instead of doing damage. Krem's +1 to his members' strength is changed to -1. Soap's +5 for his member's HP is changed to -5 HP. Mirror World cannot be left by switching in another location.
Chino Valley
Thing - Location
All Rick's and Soap's members lose 1 Strength thanks to dehydration.
Westland
Thing - Location
All Krem's and Soap's members lose 1 Strength thanks to tough economic and social conditions.
Going Merry
Thing - Location
All members of the POS Straw Hat Pirates get a +1 bonus to Strength.
The Monolith
Thing - Location
Its evil energies give all members a +1 to Strength.
"Gritters"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, allows him to attack Admins directly.
"I Use A Computer"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, raises his HP by 4.
"Gayman"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, lowers his HP by 5.
"Grayman"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, he may not be attacked by Admins.
"Kelsie"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his Strength is lowered by 1, but his HP is raised by 5.
"Tatted Up"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his Strength is increased by 2, but his HP is lowered by 10.
"Rubberman"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, all attacks against him do 1 less damage, unless it's Rick's Katana.
"Danger Mode"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his strength is increased by 5, but his HP is lowered to 5.
"Not Grimes"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his strength is lowered by 1.
