Great Tabloid Headlines
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The Greatest Tabloid Headline Collection
Post your great Tabloid Headlines here, in a new group if they're your first. In addition to a nice laugh, this page also will give you ideas for new Tabloid Headline cards.
David C 17:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
GOD DENIES BEING
Extra points: unconventional use of 'denies being'.
CONGRESS BEDROOM ROMP
KINKY NUN THREESOME UNMASKED AS OPEC ORGY
Yeah, 'nun' got added quite early... as did 'OPEC' for some reason...
Kevan
ELVIS SCOTTISH
From original site discussion. Extra points: Brevity is the soul of wit.
Adam
DAUGHTER OF HIGH-COURT JUDGE UNMASKED AS WIFE OF DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE
From original site discussion.
Dakara the Shadow
MURDERER DENIES BEING NAKED WITH TERRORIST
From original site discussion.
Zowayix
NAKED DRUG-ADDICT KILLED BY GORILLA UNMASKED AS ELVIS
From original site discussion. Extra points: Is the drug-addict really Elvis, or the gorilla? Read on and find out!
Uber
LESBIAN TEENAGER KILLED BY ROMP WITH HAMSTER
From original site discussion.
