Welp Deck

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Welp Deck
Designer Welp Master
Date 10/11/2010
Players 4+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Welp is a nomic drinking game. It is best played with at least 4 people and lots of beer. There is no point to Welp other than to get drunk, be silly, and start pointless rivalries with other players. There is no way to win (in fact, one of my friends said "Sometimes winning at Welp is not playing at all"). It is the best drinking game I have ever played and I encourage you to make a deck with your friends. Use these cards as a jumping off point to create your own silliest, most awesome drinking game ever. Cheers, Welp Master

Special Rules

Drinking Penalty

There is a general drinking penalty for breaking any rule. For example, if you are in control of Duck You (Holder of this card must quack every time he/she drinks) and you drink without quacking first, you must quack and drink again.

Portugal?
Action
Last person to name a South American country must drink
Hold Your Tongue
Thing
Holder of this card must remain silent until someone says his/her name.
For Your Rights
Action
Last person to stand up must drink.
Double Down
Thing
You can play one extra Action per turn.
Property Tax
Action
Everyone drinks once for each Thing they have in play.
Duck You
Thing
Holder of this card must quack every time he/she drinks.
Sneaky Pete
Action
Steal another player's thing.
Long Dark Hallway
Thing
Holder of this card can only play the top card of the draw pile. This is the holder's turn.
Starving In The Midst Of Plenty
Action
Everyone else drinks.
MC Hammered
Thing
Once per turn pick another player to sing a song of your choosing.
Three Faces Of Drunk
Action
Choose 3 people to drink 3 times
Thumb Master
Thing
Once per round place your thumb on the table. Last person to do so drinks 2 times
Auntie Em!
Action
Discard all of your Things and another player's Things. You both drink.
Evil Burning Magnifying Glass
Thing
Once per turn you may look at another players hand and trade a card with him/her.
Octopus Shuffle
Action
Take every Thing in play, shuffle them, and redistribute them evenly starting with you.
Functioning Alcoholic
Thing
Holder of this card must drink every time he/she plays a card.
Record Skip
Action
You can repeat any Action in this discard pile.
Conjoined Drunks
Thing
Choose another player. Every time you drink that player must also drink
I Have No Idea What's Going On
Action
Take every player's hand, shuffle them together, and redeal a new hand to everyone.
Potty Mouth
Thing
You are the only person allowed to swear. If another other player swears he/she must drink.
UUGGHH!
Action
Last person to make a sex noise must drink.
The Damn Confederates
Thing
Holder of this card must speak in a southern accent until someone says 'y'all.'
Hi, my name is...
Action
Last person to say his/her FULL name must drink.
That Gesture
Thing
Once per round place your finger on your nose. Last person to do so drinks 2 times.
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Thing
Once per round say "Who ya gonna call?" Last person to say "Ghostbusters" drinks.
Double Stack
Thing
You can play an extra Thing per turn
Bitch Slap
Action
Slap someone.
Orange Ball Of What?
Thing
You can draw an extra card at the start of your turn.
drinkDRINKdrink
Action
Everyone drinks.
Drinkmaster General
Thing
Once per turn give out 4 drinks.
Sucker Punch
Action
Punch someone.
Super Cereal
Thing
Every time you drink you must say "Look out it's ManBearPig!"
Vortex
Action
Everyone rotates hands counter-clockwise. Everyone drinks.
The D Word
Thing
You are the only player allowed to say the word 'drink.' If any other player says the word 'drink' he/she drinks 2 times
Circle Slap
Action
Slap the person next to you. Everyone slaps in a circle until you get slapped. You drink
How Can She Slap?
Thing
You are immune from physical violence (slapping, punching, etc.)
Atomic Bomb
Action
Discard all of a player's things. That player drinks once for each thing discarded.
Spider Baby
Thing
You can have 2 extra cards in your hand.
Smashing Pumpkin
Action
Discard a Thing.
Brain Drain.
Thing
Holder of this card cannot draw any cards at all. Discard this card when holder's hand is empty.
Chug Boat
Action
You and someone else must finish your drinks.
A Giant Dick Made Of Stone
Thing
Holder of this card can only have one Thing in play and this is it. Suck it.
Forest Fire
Thing
Holder of this card has two fewer cards in his/her hand.
Healing Spring
Action
Everyone else drinks. Draw a card and play it immediately.
Oh Shit My Hand Is On Fire!
Action
Make another player discard his/her entire hand and drink.
Fat Elvis
Thing
Once per turn choose a random card from a player and play it immediately.
Geography Quiz
Action
Name US States in a circle until someone repeats or can't name one in 10 seconds. That person drinks.
Dice Man
Thing
Once per turn roll a 6 sided die. Give out that many drinks.
You Have Been Poked
Action
Poke someone.
The Void
Thing
Holder of this card can only play the top 2 cards of the draw pile. This counts as a turn.
Fafi
Action
Make a new card and put it directly into the draw pile. No voting!
Bad Teddy
Thing
Holder's drink load is doubled
Rhyme Time
Action
Say a word. Going in a circle everyone must say a word that rhymes with it. If someone repeats or can't come up with one in 10 seconds he/she drinks
DRINKdrinkDRINK
Action
Everyone drinks twice
Brilliant!
Action
Change a rule of the game without group consensus.
Hidden Wisdom
Thing
No one can look at your hand, take cards from your hand, or make you discard cards from your hand.
Ninja Peek
Thing
Every time someone draws a card he/she must show it to you before putting it into his/her hand.
Drinking Buddies
Action
You drink once, choose someone to drink 3 times