The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG card set/The Vogon Question

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The Vogon Question
Designer Kevan
Date 17th March 2002
Players 2+
This is a CCG deck, a deck of cards constructed from a CCG set, to be played against other decks from that set.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck has been constructed from the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG card set.


Card List

The Ultimate Question
Thing - Goal
You must take The Ultimate Answer to Earth and keep it there for five consecutive turns.
People of Earth, Your Attention Please
Thing - Goal
The Vogons must destroy Earth, at your command.
Where's My Towel?
Thing - Goal
You must accomplish your other two Goals while controlling a Towel.
Earth
Thing - World
Mostly harmless. You may not play Lifeforms here, unless they specify that you can. You may not play Ships unless you have a Towel.
Earth
Thing - World
Mostly harmless. You may not play Lifeforms here, unless they specify that you can. You may not play Ships unless you have a Towel.
Hitch-Hiking
Thing - World
Play only if you lack a Ship. Choose any World you like; treat this card as a copy of that World, but without any of its abilities or restrictions.
Hitch-Hiking
Thing - World
Play only if you lack a Ship. Choose any World you like; treat this card as a copy of that World, but without any of its abilities or restrictions.
Hitch-Hiking
Thing - World
Play only if you lack a Ship. Choose any World you like; treat this card as a copy of that World, but without any of its abilities or restrictions.
Hitch-Hiking
Thing - World
Play only if you lack a Ship. Choose any World you like; treat this card as a copy of that World, but without any of its abilities or restrictions.
Hyperspace Bypass
Thing
Any Player may, as an Action, search their draw pile for a World.
Vogon Constructor Fleet
Thing - Ship
Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy the World that you're currently on.
Vogon Constructor Fleet
Thing - Ship
Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy the World that you're currently on.
Vogon Constructor Fleet
Thing - Ship
Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy the World that you're currently on.
Vogon Constructor Fleet
Thing - Ship
Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy the World that you're currently on.
Vogon Attack Ship
Thing - Ship
Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy a nearby Ship.
Vogon Attack Ship
Thing - Ship
Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy a nearby Ship.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Thing - Lifeform
Play only on Vogsphere.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Thing - Lifeform
Play only on Vogsphere.
Marvin
Thing - Lifeform
Mind-taxing time. If a card (other than a Goal) requires the presence a specific Lifeform, you can use Marvin to do the job. If you do, return him to your hand at the end of the turn.
Marvin
Thing - Lifeform
Mind-taxing time. If a card (other than a Goal) requires the presence a specific Lifeform, you can use Marvin to do the job. If you do, return him to your hand at the end of the turn.
Marvin
Thing - Lifeform
Mind-taxing time. If a card (other than a Goal) requires the presence a specific Lifeform, you can use Marvin to do the job. If you do, return him to your hand at the end of the turn.
The Ultimate Answer
Thing
You may only play The Ultimate Answer if you control Deep Thought or a Scrabble Board.
The Ultimate Answer
Thing
You may only play The Ultimate Answer if you control Deep Thought or a Scrabble Board.
The Ultimate Answer
Thing
You may only play The Ultimate Answer if you control Deep Thought or a Scrabble Board.
Scrabble Board
Thing
Action: Draw a card. If it is the Ultimate Answer, put it into play - otherwise, discard it.
Scrabble Board
Thing
Action: Draw a card. If it is the Ultimate Answer, put it into play - otherwise, discard it.
Towel
Thing
Towel
Thing
Towel
Thing
S.E.P. Field
Thing
Play onto a non-World Thing - that Thing may not be affected by Actions.
S.E.P. Field
Thing
Play onto a non-World Thing - that Thing may not be affected by Actions.
S.E.P. Field
Thing
Play onto a non-World Thing - that Thing may not be affected by Actions.
S.E.P. Field
Thing
Play onto a non-World Thing - that Thing may not be affected by Actions.
Terrible Pain in the Diodes
Thing
Play onto a Robot - that Robot may not use its Actions, nor pilot Ships.
Planetary Defense System
Thing
Destroy any Ship which travels to the World that you're currently on. When a Ship is destroyed in this way, or when you leave this World, destroy Planetary Defense System.
Planetary Defense System
Thing
Destroy any Ship which travels to the World that you're currently on. When a Ship is destroyed in this way, or when you leave this World, destroy Planetary Defense System.
Planetary Defense System
Thing
Destroy any Ship which travels to the World that you're currently on. When a Ship is destroyed in this way, or when you leave this World, destroy Planetary Defense System.
Planetary Defense System
Thing
Destroy any Ship which travels to the World that you're currently on. When a Ship is destroyed in this way, or when you leave this World, destroy Planetary Defense System.
Infinite Improbability Field
Action
Each Player may search their deck for a card, and put it into their hand.
Sub-Etha Device
Action
Keep drawing and revealing cards until you've drawn a Ship, discarding the rest. Do the same for a Lifeform. Put them both into play.
Sub-Etha Device
Action
Keep drawing and revealing cards until you've drawn a Ship, discarding the rest. Do the same for a Lifeform. Put them both into play.
My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles
Action
Action: If you control a Vogon, you may return a Lifeform to its controller's hand.