Shopping deck

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Shopping
Designers Kevan, Raven and Zarba
Date 1st October 2001
Players 2+
This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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It's some arbitrary present-buying festival, and the local shopping mall has become the only option. Spend as much money as you can, only reach for the assault rifle if you absolutely have to, and get the hell out.

Special Rules

Payment

Whenever you play a Thing or Action that has a cost (denoted by a number in brackets), you must discard Money cards equal to or greater than that cost. You don't get any change if you pay too much.

Endgame

When the draw pile has been reshuffled twice, the mall closes. Each player totals the cost of their merchandise - whoever has the highest total wins the game.

Card List

m100
Action
m100
Action
Forged m100
Action
Counts as an m100 note, unless another player reveals a real m100 from their hand when you play it. If they do, destroy your purchase.
−100
m100 Cheque
Thing
Put into play whilst paying for something; counts as spending a m100 note. If this is in play at the end of the game, deduct m100 from your score.
m50
Action
m50
Action
m50
Action
m50
Action
m50
Action
m20
Action
m20
Action
m20
Action
m20
Action
m20
Action
m10
Action
m10
Action
m10
Action
m10
Action
m10
Action
m5
Action
m5
Action
m5
Action
m5
Action
m5
Action
20
Cuddly Toy
Thing
Now 30 percent cuddlier!
200
Painstation Two
Thing
'Pointless Fighting 3' CD included.
50
Unfathomable Pokemonster Items
Thing
Gotta buy 'em all!
40
Thing You're Not Sure What It Is
Thing
Destroy this card: Draw a card. If it is a Thing, put it into play. Else, discard it.
100
Gift Token
Thing
You may destroy Gift Token to spend it as if it were Money.
Crushed in the Crowd
Action
Destroy a Thing.
5
Scooby-Bloo Keychain
Thing
One-time-only 'It's What We Have Left' edition!
Overenthusiastic Door Alarm
Action
A chosen Player who has at least one Thing must skip their next turn.
20
Henry Porter and the Something of Something
Thing
Because you will buy anything your son asks you to!
I Saw It First
Action
Look at another Player's hand. Take a piece of Merchandise from it.
Demanding a Refund
Action
Destroy any number of Things you control. You may spend their cost as if it were Money, this turn.
60
Bert Lightbeam
Thing
"To infinity, and back."
80
Lava Lamp
Thing
The trippiness of the 70s now in your home!
Cashpoint
Action
Take two Money cards from the discard pile.
60
Coupon Book
Thing
Action: Reduce the cost of any Things you play this turn by 10 Money.
Mugging
Action
A chosen Player discards a card at random, and destroys a random Thing they control.
Spree
Action
Play any number of Things this turn.
HALF PRICE SALE!!!
Thing
All Things have their price halved; you may play an extra Thing this turn. Destroy this at the start of your next turn.
5
Coffee Break
Action
Draw three cards.
Store Closing
Action
Put the top ten cards of the draw pile into the discard pile.
50
A.I. Joe Limited Action Figure
Thing
With new Irreversible Love Action!
125
Personal Organiser
Thing
Action: Discard a card to draw a card.
75
Furgly
Thing
Almost as seen on TV!
20?
Blarni
Thing
Play onto another player. Blarni has cost 20, but counts as -20 for the final score.
100
Assault Rifle
Thing
Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing; you may no longer buy Merchandise (even if you manage to ditch the Rifle).
Expensive Birthday
Action
Choose a player. They must discard all Money.
Batteries Not Included
Action
Destroy a Thing unless its controller immediately pays m10.
15
Backstreet Sync In Concert CD
Thing
Including the hit 'I Have A Whiny Voice'.
40
White & Black Expansion CD-ROM
Thing
"New AI, now entirely plays itself."
10
Whalesong CD
Thing
Thank goodness you don't speak whale.