Procrastination deck
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| Procrastination | |
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| Designer | Drock |
| Date | 21/03/2008 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This deck has not been categorised. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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The name of the game in Procrastination is outlasting your opponents. To win, you must be the only player left with cards in play and/or in your hand.
Special Rules
1. Players are able to create Stockpiles of cards. In order to create a Stockpile, one must play the Stockpile card. One can then stack a card onto the Stockpile card instead of playing an Action. You can stack an infinite number of cards on a Stockpile. If you are in a jam during your turn, you may pick a card from your Stockpile and play it. Stockpiles must be face-up and can be rooted through by any player at any time. If a player draws the Stockpile Thing card, but already has a Stockpile in play, he or she may shuffle the card back into the deck and draw again. If a Stockpile Thing card has been in play without anything on it for at least 1 turn, it is destroyed.
2. A player loses if they meet both these conditions: 1. The player has no cards in play, including in their Stockpile. 2. The player has no cards in his or her hand.
Card List
Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
Instant Gratification
Thing
Action: Draw 1 card.
Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
Paperweight
Thing
Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
Paperweight
Thing
Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
Paperweight
Thing
Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
Minefield
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 Thing. If there are no Things to be destroyed, destroy Minefield.
Sabotage
Action
A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect.
Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
Cutting Losses
Action
All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card.
"Oh, that's not fair."
"Oh, that's not fair."
Time Bomb
Thing
Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card.
"When will that thing stop exploding?!"
"When will that thing stop exploding?!"
Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Statue
Thing
"Must... play... more... Statues!"
Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
Lightning Storm
Action
All players destroy 1 of their own Things.
Undersea Treasure Box
Thing
Action: Root through the deck and find a card you like. Place it in your hand and shuffle the deck. You cannot use this effect 2 turns in a row.
"Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"
"Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"
Sculpture Garden
Thing
Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand.
"This place gives me the willies at night."
"This place gives me the willies at night."
Desperation
Action
If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards.
One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
Desperation
Action
If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards.
One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
Indulgence
Thing
You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
Indulgence
Thing
You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
Pandemonium
Action
Take your Stockpile and play every card in it, starting from the top and going to the bottom.
Best card ever.
Best card ever.
Wrecking Ball
Thing
Destroy 1 Statue that has been in play for at least 1 turn.
Peeping Tom
Action
A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
Peeping Tom
Action
A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
Peeping Tom
Action
A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
Snuffed
Thing
Maximum hand size is reduced to 3.
