Miami Beach Fight: KO by Beach Ball deck
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| Miami Beach Fight: KO by Beach Ball | |
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| Designer | Natanz |
| Date | 12 Jan 2008 - last worked on 17 Jan 2008 |
| Players | 2+, most fun 4+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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Beach Ball
Action - Friend
Your Friend throws a Beach Ball at a Random Beach Chick or Lover, who's KO'd
Why didn't I think of this before?!
You KO'd everyone on the beach in Miami Beach Fight to play volleyball! You won by 25-20 and now you feel like playing with your Beach Ball. Too bad everyone has regained consciousness! KO them all with your Beach Ball so you have enough room to play!
The cards are done, I'm just testing to fine-tune how many characters there should be. See for yourself how you like it and let me know on the discussion page!
Objective
KO your opponents' characters with your Beach Ball to win. If all your characters are KO: "Game over, you lose, loser!"
1 Special Rule
When a character is hit, she / he's KO'd (destroyed).
Playing
You need a dice. The cards are for 6 players. Only remove a few characters from the game if you play with fewer people - keep all the other cards.
Every player starts with 2 friends. Each turn you can do any 2 out of these things: play a card, use a character's action, swap characters if they're next to each other (no card needed), move a character 1 space (not diagonally) (no card needed) or throw a Beach Ball (no card needed). Yes, you can choose 2 of the same actions.
To throw a Beach Ball, first choose how many dices you want to throw, then throw. There are 4 systems to decide who you have hit based on the NR you throw.
System 1: Line
You place characters in a line. The number you throw is how far you throw the Beach Ball, counting from the most left or right character. Choose to throw from the left or the right. Characters can move more than 1 space away from other characters, but when they are just added to the game they can only be 1 space away from another character. Empty spaces between characters count as a space. The maximum line size is 15.
System 2: Grid
The same system as above, but now you use a grid. Decide how big the grid can be: 4x4 is a good maximum. The grid size changes, depending on where characters are: with one character, the grid is 1x1; with 2 characters next to each other the grid is 2x1, but with 2 characters diagonally from each other the size is 2x2. The grid is a square/rectangle that stretches from the most left character to the most right character, and from the uppermost character to the lowermost character, and can't stretch beyond the max size. You can strategically expand the grid. New characters can only be added directly next to other characters.
You choose how you throw Beach Balls: over rows or over columns. To clarify: the Beach Ball moves from 1 to 9
Rows:
789
456
123
or
987
654
321
Columns:
369
258
147
or
963
852
741
System 3: Coordinates
Use a grid and throw 2 dices. This are the coordinates you've hit. You can throw again if you throw more than the max grid size. This takes a long time, especially with a few characters left. With only a few characters left, change to a different system, else you can't miss and you just have to wait until you throw 1x1 for example.
System 4: Throw
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit (easy). There's a card for this action, so you get to do this with the other systems too.
See for yourself which system you like best.
Cards
Characters
Beach People
Surf Chick
She's on the beach all the time.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Surf Chick
She likes surfing huge waves.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Surf Chick
She made her first surf board out of a shark!
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her shark board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her shark board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Surf Chick
She surfed in and out of a whale once... it made her a little crazy.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick takes a direct hit on the head, so she's not KO'd! If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick takes a direct hit on the head, so she's not KO'd! If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Surf Chick
Her pet turtle's paw is in bandages now, because you stepped on her.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her pet turtle and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her pet turtle and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Surf Chick
You accidentally undid her bra the other time, which gave her the idea to invent bullet proof bra's.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her bullet proof bra and doesn't get KO'd. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Action when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her bullet proof bra and doesn't get KO'd. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
Random Beach Chick
Some girl you met on the beach. You still don't really know her, but she can stay.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Random Beach Chick
You think she doesn't have any other friends.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Random Beach Chick
You finally remember her name, it's Bonnie. You don't know anything else. Maybe she told you, but then you must've forgotten...
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Random Beach Chick
You don't like her friends. They're drunk all the time.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Random Beach Chick
You actually dated her once, but she doesn't remember you because you were such a terrible kisser. Better not bring it up.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Random Beach Chick
She's a tourist from France, but she won't go topless.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Action: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
Lovers
Natasha
Thing - Lover
You didn't remember anything about her, so she told you her name is Natasha and you met climbing the same palm tree. And you're not dating her, she just gets along with everyone. But you like to think you do.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Flair
Thing - Lover
Turns out she never cheated on you. She was just flirting!
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Valerie
Thing - Lover
She's still perfect!
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Lindsy
Thing - Lover
You're 99% sure she's not a man: she fights like a girl, she uses make-up, she likes pink - what more proof do you need? Right?
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Natanz
Thing - Lover
A monkey threw a coconut on your head and now you remember your life before him: everything was perfect, until he beat up your lover to get with you. You're glad he did so.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Ali
Thing - Lover
You're sure he's not a terrorist, because he promised only to use his machine gun for 'the greater good'.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Sven
Thing - Lover
Most of your friends have dated him too. With that experience, you don't want to let go!
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
G-Money
Thing - Lover
He has changed after the volleyball incident. He respects your every wish now, spends less time with his friends and gets drinks for you.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Action when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
Friends
Best Female Friend
Friend
She was talking to a girl when you interrupted to get help with the volleyball thing.
Later you hit on the girl she was talking to. She hated you for that, but not for long, since the girl got in an accident with a parrot and is now disfigured.
Later you hit on the girl she was talking to. She hated you for that, but not for long, since the girl got in an accident with a parrot and is now disfigured.
Female Friend
Friend
Your Friend chased a thief, who used her credit card to take a cruise to Hawaii.
She took running lessons.
She took running lessons.
Sneaky Guy Friend
Friend
He's always downloading huge files, so he needs a big hard disk. You deleted your friend's "private files" to make room for your music.
He recovered his files, so you're lucky.
He recovered his files, so you're lucky.
Fat Guy Friend
Friend
Always eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so he can take 2 hits before being KO.
He got angry at you for eating his fries, but you bought him cotton candy, and now you're best friends again. Until you get hungry again.
He got angry at you for eating his fries, but you bought him cotton candy, and now you're best friends again. Until you get hungry again.
Girl Friend (not girlfriend)
Friend
Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate. Now she's dating her soul mate, who thinks you're pathetic, but at least you're friends again.
What about YOUR soul mate?
What about YOUR soul mate?
Generic Guy Friend
Friend
You didn't really know this friend when you came here, and found out you were enemies when you were small.
Later you found out the fight was about a teddy bear, so you became friends again. But you still don't really know him. You're starting an investment company with him after your vacation in Miami.
Later you found out the fight was about a teddy bear, so you became friends again. But you still don't really know him. You're starting an investment company with him after your vacation in Miami.
Generic Girl Friend
Friend
You forgot your her name, and that you were friends, so she didn't want to be friends anymore.
You became friends again after you caught her flirting with your lover.
You became friends again after you caught her flirting with your lover.
Dumb Guy Friend
Friend
You tried & failed to fool him into giving you $2000 yesterday, and he got upset after you explained why everyone thinks he's dumb.
You told him he's smart, so he likes you again.
You told him he's smart, so he likes you again.
Guy Friend
Friend
You tripped and accidentally kicked him in the nuts.
You also accidentally stepped into a bonfire, tripped again and stepped into his nuts. You tried to be helpful and kicked out the fire... that was good of you, right?
You also accidentally stepped into a bonfire, tripped again and stepped into his nuts. You tried to be helpful and kicked out the fire... that was good of you, right?
Hot Female Friend
Friend
You kept "accidentally" hitting on her, so she started disliking you.
Then you told her your lover likes variation too...
Then you told her your lover likes variation too...
Best Female Friend
Friend
She was talking to a girl when you interrupted to get help with the volleyball thing.
Later you hit on the girl she was talking to. She hated you for that, but not for long, since the girl got in an accident with a monkey and is now disfigured.
Later you hit on the girl she was talking to. She hated you for that, but not for long, since the girl got in an accident with a monkey and is now disfigured.
Female Friend
Friend
Your Friend chased a thief, who used her credit card to take a cruise to Hawaii.
She took running lessons.
She took running lessons.
Sneaky Guy Friend
Friend
He's always downloading huge files, so he needs a big hard disk. You deleted your friend's "private files" to make room for your music.
He recovered his files, so you're lucky.
He recovered his files, so you're lucky.
Fat Guy Friend
Friend
Always eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so he can take 2 hits before being KO'd.
He got angry at you for eating his fries, but you bought him cotton candy, and now you're best friends again. Until you get hungry again.
He got angry at you for eating his fries, but you bought him cotton candy, and now you're best friends again. Until you get hungry again.
Girl Friend (not girlfriend)
Friend
Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate. Now she's dating her soul mate, who thinks you're pathetic, but at least you're friends again.
What about YOUR soul mate?
What about YOUR soul mate?
Generic Guy Friend
Friend
You didn't really know this friend when you came here, and found out you were enemies when you were small.
Later you found out the fight was about a teddy bear, so you became friends again. But you still don't really know him. You're starting an investment company with him after your vacation in Miami.
Later you found out the fight was about a teddy bear, so you became friends again. But you still don't really know him. You're starting an investment company with him after your vacation in Miami.
Generic Girl Friend
Friend
You forgot your her name, and that you were friends, so she didn't want to be friends anymore.
You became friends again after you caught her flirting with your lover.
You became friends again after you caught her flirting with your lover.
Dumb Guy Friend
Friend
You tried & failed to fool him into giving you $4000 yesterday, and he got upset after you explained why everyone thinks he's dumb.
You told him he's smart, so he likes you again.
You told him he's smart, so he likes you again.
Guy Friend
Friend
You tripped and accidentally kicked him in the nuts.
You also accidentally stepped into a bonfire, tripped again and stepped into his nuts. You tried to be helpful and kicked out the fire... that was good of you, right?
You also accidentally stepped into a bonfire, tripped again and stepped into his nuts. You tried to be helpful and kicked out the fire... that was good of you, right?
Hot Female Friend
Friend
You kept "accidentally" hitting on her, so she started disliking you.
Then you told her your lover likes variation too...
Then you told her your lover likes variation too...
Actions
Beach Ball Bounce
Action
When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing.
I should join the police, taking them down so effectively!
I should join the police, taking them down so effectively!
Beach Ball Bounce
Action
When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing.
3 in 1 !
3 in 1 !
Beach Ball Bounce
Action
When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing.
Fun
Fun
Beach Ball Bounce
Action
When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Kick
Action
Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Next time I'll kick you!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Next time I'll kick you!
Kick
Action
Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Right back at you!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Right back at you!
Kick
Action
Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Don't mess with me! I mess with you!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Don't mess with me! I mess with you!
Kick
Action
Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Good for you!
Play if one of your characters would otherwise be hit.
Good for you!
Double Trouble
Action
If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit.
Team work!
Team work!
Double Trouble
Action
If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit.
You stand in front of me, OK?
You stand in front of me, OK?
Double Trouble
Action
If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit.
Why don't they just leave Miami so we can play with our Beach Ball?
Why don't they just leave Miami so we can play with our Beach Ball?
Double Trouble
Action
If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit.
Do you want to get ice cream after this?
Do you want to get ice cream after this?
Double Trouble
Action
If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit.
2 for 1!
2 for 1!
Double Trouble
Action
If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit.
Did you just touch me?
Did you just touch me?
Deflated Beach Ball
Action
Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn.
Ha ha, that doesn't hurt!
Ha ha, that doesn't hurt!
Deflated Beach Ball
Action
Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn.
What's the matter? Your Beach Balls don't work?
What's the matter? Your Beach Balls don't work?
Deflated Beach Ball
Action
Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn.
That's what you get with your $4 Beach Ball!
That's what you get with your $4 Beach Ball!
Deflated Beach Ball
Action
Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn.
Give up! You can't win!
Give up! You can't win!
Actions - Lover
Super Aim
Action - Lover
Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
Molecular precision!
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
Molecular precision!
Super Aim
Action - Lover
Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
Who's that? My lover!
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
Who's that? My lover!
Super Aim
Action - Lover
Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
You're so good at this, sweetie!
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
You're so good at this, sweetie!
Super Aim
Action - Lover
Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
That's how it's done!
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
That's how it's done!
Super Aim
Action - Lover
Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
Score!
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
Score!
Super Aim
Action - Lover
Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
That's why I'm dating you!
Throw something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss.
That's why I'm dating you!
Things
Sand Castle
Thing
A character builds a Sand Castle for protection. Put this card over a character. It's destroyed when hit.
Lucky me. Imagine that Beach Ball would've hit me!
Lucky me. Imagine that Beach Ball would've hit me!
Sand Castle
Thing
A character builds a Sand Castle for protection. Put this card over a character. It's destroyed when hit.
Hey! It took me 4 hours to build this!
Hey! It took me 4 hours to build this!
