LiveJournal deck

From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
Jump to: navigation, search
LiveJournal
Designers Kevan, Holly
Date 5th December 2006
Players 2+
This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
Cards.gif Print this deck

Telnet.gif Generate MUSHcode
Cards.gif Generate Lackey export

Padlock.gif
This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page.

Struggle against work Internet controls and your own personal life, in a fight for readership at the lower end of the LiveJournal food chain.

Special Rules

Readers

Each player has a number of readers, represented with whatever tokens you have to hand. All players start with three readers, and the first to get twenty readers is the winner.


Card List

Dramatic Personal Life
Thing
Gain three readers when this card comes into play. Lose three when it leaves.
Card by Kevan
Broadband Upgrade
Thing
You may play one extra Action per turn. For each Action you play after the first, lose a reader.
Card by Holly
Plagiarise
Thing
Gain a reader each time you play an Action. If your ever have more than 18 readers, lose half of them, rounded down.
Card by Holly
Get a Real Job
Thing
Draw an extra card each turn. You cannot play Actions.
Card by Holly
Sockpuppet
Thing
Gain one reader. Lose two readers when this card leaves play.
Card by Holly
Work Internet Crackdown
Thing
While this card is in play, only one card may be played by each player, each turn.
Card by Holly
Goth Phase
Thing
Gain three readers. You may not play cards from your hand that would gain you readers.
Card by Kevan
Flocked Journal
Thing
None of your cards can be targetted by opponents. You cannot gain readers.
Card by Holly
Show Breasts
Thing
Action: Gain one reader, but place it on this card. Readers on this card do not count towards victory, and leave play with this card.
Card by Holly
Plus Account
Thing
Action: Draw a card. Lose two readers.
Card by Kevan
Turn Off Comments
Action
Play in response to a card that targets one of yours, to prevent its effects. Lose one reader.
Card by Holly
Persuasive Argument
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Messy Argument
Action
Choose an opponent. Both you and the opponent loses two readers.
Card by Holly
Cryptic One-Line Post
Action
Play in response to losing a reader. A chosen opponent loses two readers.
Card by Holly
It's a Lie!
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
LiveJournal Server Down
Action
Play in response to any card, to prevent it being played.
Card by Kevan
Party
Action
Toss a coin. If you win, gain two readers. If you lose, lose three readers.
Card by Holly
Friday Afternoon
Action
Everybody gains a reader.
Card by Kevan
Meme du Jour
Action
Take the top card of the discard pile into your hand.
Card by Kevan
Public Holiday
Action
Everyone loses a reader.
Card by Kevan
Ill
Action
A chosen player discards their hand.
Card by Kevan
Wishlist Hawking
Action
Draw cards equal to half your readers (rounded up), then lose half your readers (rounded down).
Card by Kevan
Drunken Monologue
Action
Draw two cards and play them both. A chosen opponent makes any decisions required.
Card by Kevan
Ask the Audience
Action
Draw a card. If you have more than ten readers, draw another.
Card by Kevan
Buy a Wii
Action
Discard three cards to gain three readers.
Card by Holly