Chippy's deck

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Chippy's deck
Designer ChippyYYZ
Date 19/05/2008
Players 3+
This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Chippy's Deck

This is something I put together after learning about Dvorak. Some of the cards are adapted from elsewhere (like Stalin's Might), but most of them are my ideas. And just for the record, Mr. Lowery is my Band Teacher.

Special Rules

Equipment

Equipment things must be played onto another thing, though not neccesarily one you control. The equipment is then stuck there until it or the equipped thing is destroyed or removed from play. Equipment is always under the control of whoever owns the equipped thing.

New Rules

New Rules are things that do not belong to anyone and cannot be equipped. Only cards that target rules can affect them.

Modifications

The card called Modifications cannot be used to mess with Win\Lose. At All. "type - subtype" cannot be changed, nor can "Action:" or "Thing". Contractions such as "can't" are one word. Numbers in digit form are not words. If there are multiple cards by that name, all are affected.

Points

Most things have a point value in the upper right corner. While they are in play, they are worth that many points for whoever controls them.


Card List

+10
Blue Eyes White Dragon
Thing
You must destroy at least 10 points of things you control when you play this.
Action: Eliminate an opponent!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Postpone Judgement
Action
Destroy all things that say Win, Lose, or Eliminate. Each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that say the above.
Card by ChippyYYZ
El Kabong!
Action
You may only play this card if you are a True Guitar Hero.
Eliminate a Player!
Card by ChippyYYZ
+4
Rum
Thing
If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?"
If you do, draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Encore
Action
This card is a copy of the last action played.
(Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.)
Card by ChippyYYZ
Menergy
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of a male player's turn, he may draw an extra card. If he doesn't, he may play an extra action or thing this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
-2
Pilferers For Hire
Thing
Action: Take control of a thing.
At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
XY Transmogrification
Action
Choose any number of players. For the duration of the game, their genders are changed.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Draw 2
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of a player's turn, they draw 2 cards instead of 1.
Card by ChippyYYZ
-3
Fascism
Thing
Action: Take control of a thing.
Thing: Take control of a thing.
When you control more than 7 things, you Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Advanced Reconaissance
Action
Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put any of them on top or bottom of the deck in any order.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Am Spartacus
Action
Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Electrostatic Bolt
Action
An opponent discards 2 cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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Duplicate
Thing - Shapeshifter
Right before you play Duplicate, it becomes a copy of a thing in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+2
Rocket Launcher
Thing - Equipment
Equipped thing has
"Action: Destroy a thing."
Card by ChippyYYZ
End of the Game
Action
If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
End of the Game
Action
If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
End of the Game
Action
If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Anarchy
Action
Destroy all new rules.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+2
Second Hand Store
Thing
Your maximum hand size is doubled.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Meltdown
Action
Discard a card. Everyone else discards two.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+5
Form of the Mime
Thing
If you talk, destroy Form of the Mime.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+25
Cursed Aztec Gold
Thing
You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Girl Power
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of a female player's turn, she may draw an extra card. If she doesn't, she may play an extra action or thing this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Trust Me, You're Not Spartacus.
Action
Play this anytime. Anyone who claimed to be Spartacus this turn must discard their hand if they didn't control Spartacus.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+3
Ladies' Knight
Thing
Things you control that aren't Ladies' Knight cannot be destroyed.
This comes into play with 2 shining armor counters on it. If it would be destroyed, remove a counter instead.
Only play this card if you are female.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+3
Lights
Thing
If you control things named Lights and Camera, you may play an extra action each turn if you say "Lights, Camera, Action!" when you play it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+2
Mr. Clean
Thing
This comes into play with 3 counters on it.
At any time, you may remove a counter from Mr. Clean to render any card totally blank except for "Type - Subtype". A blanked card will return to normal when it goes back to the deck.
Action and Thing: Put a counter on Mr. Clean.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Arms Race
Action
Each person may play a thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ultimate Nuclear Detonation
Action
Destroy all things and New Rules.
Card by ChippyYYZ
EXP
Level Up!
thing
Whenever you play a card, put an EXP counter on Level Up.
Your Maximum hand size is increased by 1 for every 3 EXP, to a maximum of +5.
This card is worth 1 point for each EXP counter.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Raindrops on Roses
Action
Search the deck for a thing and play it.
This card counts as playing an Action and a Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Astonishing Sexiness
Action
Your Astonishing Sexiness allows you to control an opponent's next turn. If they are the same sex as you, this card does nothing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+10
Mysterious Ticking Noise
Thing - Equipment
This comes into play with 10 counters on it. At the beginning of each turn, remove one.
This card is worth 1 less point for each counter.
When this has no counters, Equipped thing's controller is Eliminated!
And destroy the equipped thing, too.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Modifications
Action
Play this anytime. Choose a card whose text you can see. For the remainder of the game, that card's text is modified as follows:
You may add, delete, or change any single word.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Brainfreeze
Action
Everyone discards their hand and draws a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Wrath of Mr. Lowery
Action
Destroy all things controlled by a player. All players must vote on the target player. Only you may change your vote and you cannot be voted for.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fatal Circuitry Flaw
Thing - Equipment
You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it.
Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ice Blast
Action
Target Player loses a turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+5
Spartacus
Thing
No one else can play I Am Spartacus.
If you play I Am Spartacus, destroy Spartacus and the end of your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+8
Eastern Europe
Thing
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gimme That!
Action
Look at an opponent's hand. Take a card and play it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Nirvana
Thing - Not a Band
Nirvana cannot be destroyed.
If you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, You Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sic Semper Tyrannis
Action
If a player has more points than anyone else, that player destroys thing he controls until this is no longer the case.
Card by ChippyYYZ's Brother
+3
Birthday Party
Thing
When you play Birthday Party, each opponent searches the deck for a card and adds it to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+2
Google
Thing
Whenever you would draw a card, you may discard 2 cards instead. If you do, search the deck for 3 cards. The next player chooses one of them and puts it in your hand. Discard the other two.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+5
Newborn Baby
Thing
Anyone who destroys this is a horrible, terrible person. Eliminate them!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Gotta Catch'em All!
Action
If you control all things in play and at least 4, you Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Band Ten Hut!"
Action
You must say "Band Ten Hut!" as you play this. The last opponent to say "Go!" must destroy 3 things he controls. If everyone says it at about the same time, nothing happens.
(This card is Lowery-related.)
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lightning-Quick Robbery
Action
Play this only when someone plays a card. prevent it from being played and put it in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Guitar Solo
Action
You may only play this if you are a True Guitar Hero.
You may play 10 extra actions/things this turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Edict of Mr. Lowery
Action
Search the deck for a New Rule and play it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+4
Marijuana
Thing
If everyone has controlled Marijuana since it was last played, Everyone Wins!
Card by ChippyYYZ's Brother
Breathtaking Sexiness
Action
All players of the opposite sex lose a turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+1
Copycat
Thing - Equipment
Equipped thing has all "Action:" and similiar abilities of all things in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+6
Santa's Workshop
Thing
At the end of your turn, put a toy token that is worth 1 point into play for each opponent and give those toys to them while saying "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Borrow Without Permission
Action
Gain control of a thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Infinity Energy Blast Wave of Utter Annhialation and Destruction
Action
Destroy a thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+6
The Guitar of Heroes
Thing
You are a True Guitar Hero.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+3
Gentleman's Club
Thing - the wooden kind of club
Action: Destroy a thing.
Play this only if you are male.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+2
X-Ray Goggles
thing
At any time, you may look at a player's hand. If that player is not the same sex, they may destroy this.
Card by ChippyYYZ
I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists
Action
Draw 3 cards. You have no maximum hand size this turn.
Card by Kevan, adapted from Time Cube deck
+1
The Finger
Thing
At any time during your turn, you may give an opponent The Finger (This finger). That player discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+3
Camera
Thing
Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lottery Ticket
Action
Roll two dice. On a 7, you Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Temporary Insanity
Action
Target player must play one random card next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+5
Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer
Thing
If this is in your hand at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn, wherever it is.
Thing: Eliminate a player!
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Infinity Vortex
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and place it underneath The Infinity Vortex. These cards are not considered "in play".
If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+1
Armor Plating
Thing - Equipment
If equipped thing would be destroyed, destroy Armor Plating instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Backwards
Thing - New Rule
Play order is reversed, and the beginning and end of turns are switched.
Yes, the turn you play this has two beginnings and no end.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Proletariat Revolution
Action
If a player has at least 5 more points than everyone else combined and at least twice as many as 2nd place, eliminate them!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hurricane Bob
Action
Randomly rearrange everyone's things so that each player has as many as they did.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+2
The United Nations Building
Thing
This belongs to all players. Cards cannot be played unless they target the UN building or everyone agrees on it.
Card by Kevan, adapted by ChippyYYZ
Play 3
Thing - New Rule
Players may play an extra action or thing each turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind Explosion
Action
Draw 2 cards or each opponent discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Spam Attack
Action
Draw and reveal five cards; an opponent chooses one of them, and you get to play five copies of it. Discard the other four.
Card by Kevan, borrowed by ChippyYYZ
This New Rule Sucks
Action
Destroy a New Rule.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Vicious Balance
Action
Everyone but the player with the fewest cards discards cards randomly until everyone has the same number of cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Energy Drink
Action
You may play 2 extra cards this turn. Take another turn, then skip your next turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Limited Options
Thing - New Rule
At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing a card, that player sets aside his hand and chooses a random card from it. He gets his hand back at the end of the turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+10
Jordan
Thing
When you play Jordan, you Lose unless you are a True Guitar Hero indeed.
Action: You Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ, Song by Buckethead
Stalin's Might
Action
Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe. If you have done both using this card, you Win!
Card by Pongo, Adapted by ChippyYYZ
Dumpster Diving
Action
Add one of the three bottom cards of the discard pile to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+1
The Thing
thing
Card by ChippyYYZ
+3
Blast Furnace
Thing
At any time, you may destroy a thing you control other than Blast Furnace and draw a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+3
Black Lotus
Thing
At any time, you may choose a color and put 3 (color) mana tokens worth +1 each into play. Destroy Black Lotus.
Card by Zaratustra, adapted by ChippyYYZ
+1
The Giant Egg
Thing
When you play this, sit on it. if you ever stop sitting on it, it's ability cannot be used while it remains in play.
Action: Put a Hatch counter on the Giant Egg. If it has 3 counters, You Win!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Max Hand Size 3
Thing - New Rule
Maximum hand size is now 3.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+5
Lowery's Seal of Approval
Thing - Equipment
Equipped thing and Mr. Lowery's Seal are indestructible. You and your things cannot be negatively affected by Lowery-related cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Handshaking
Action
Shuffle everyone's hands together and deal everyone a new hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Memo From Your Future Self: "Don't Do It!"
Thing
When someone plays something, you may destroy this and send their card to the discard pile. It has no effect.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+4
Time Cube
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy Time Cube. If you do, take 3 extra beginnings of your turn, play up to 6 extra actions or things, and 3 extra ends of your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
+2
Mystery Box
Thing
If this is destroyed, draw a card and play it.
Card by Kevan, adapted from Putting Things on Top of Other Things deck
Cluttered Thinking
Action
Each opponent discards a random card for each thing he controls.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Superweapon Research
Action
Search the deck for all of the following and put them on top of the deck in random order: The Guitar of Heroes, Blue Eyes White Dragon, Mjolnir, all 3 End of the Games, Mysterious Ticking Noise, Fascism, Time Cube, The Giant Egg, Proletariat Revolution, Modifications, Gotta Catch'em All!
Card by ChippyYYZ