Unplayable Dvorak deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| The Unplayable Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | November 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Unplayable Dvorak Deck follows the same rules of the Infinite Dvorak deck, with one new special rule:
If a player successfuly plays any card of the Unplayable Dvorak deck and fulfills all of its commands (in a Thing's case, until the end of the turn), they win the game and the card is removed from the deck archive.
Card list
Playing With a Full Deck
Thing
If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game.
Card by jtwe (Infinite Dvorak deck)
Coming up short
Action
Discard a number of cards equal to one plus the number of cards in your hand.
Card by Bucky
Game Over
Action
You may not play this card if playing it would cause any player to win the game. You are eliminated.
Card by Gimlear
Jordan
Thing
If you try to play Jordan, you are eliminated about 57% through playing it, unless you are a true guitar hero indeed.
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Card by ChippyYYZ
Mjolnir, Hammer of Thor
Thing
If this card leaves your hand, put it back in your hand. If this card is in play at the end of your turn, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Secret Word
Action
You must say the secret word when you play this.
No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is.
No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Action
Shuffle the draw pile into the discard pile and draw a card.
Card by Binarius
Golden Fiddle
Thing
You must win a game of Dvorak against the Devil in order to play this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wand of Summon Monster
Action
Search the draw pile for a Monster card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Binarius
Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes
Thing-Monster
When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it.
Card by Bucky
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Action
Say the name of this card as you play it. You must pronounce it correctly.
Card by Bucky
Loophole Man
Thing
Cannot be played. Discard this card from your hand to look at another player's hand and force them to discard any one card.
Card by Bucky
Refuse
Action/Thing
As an Action: No matter what, don't play any cards this turn. As a Thing: This card does not belong on the table. Put it in the discard pile.
Card by Binarius
Noteworthy
Action
Compose and record a hit song about Dvorak. You may choose its genre, but it must appear on the Billboard Hot 100 or the UK Singles Chart.
Card by Binarius
