Procrastination deck
| Procrastination deck | |
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| Designer | Drock |
| Date | 21/03/2008 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This deck has not been categorised. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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The name of the game in Procrastination is outlasting your opponents. To win, you must be the only player left with cards in play and/or in your hand.
Special Rules
1. Players are able to create Stockpiles of cards. in order to create a Stockpile, one must play the Stockpile card. One can then stack a card onto the Stockpile card instead of playing an Action. You can stack an infinite number of cards on a Stockpile. If you are in a jam during your turn, you may pick a card from your Stockpile and play it. Stockpiles must be face-up and can be rooted through by any player at any time. If a player draws the Stockpile Thing card, but already has a Stockpile in play, he or she may shuffle the card back into the deck and draw again.
2. A player loses if they meet both these conditions: 1. The player has no cards in play. 2. The player has no cards in his or her hand.
Card List
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
"Cha-ching!"
"Oh, that's not fair."
"When will that thing stop exploding?!"
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
"Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"
"This place gives me the willies at night."
One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
Best card ever.
