Miami Beach Fight deck
Miami Beach Fight | |
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Designer | Natanz - natanzz*hotmail.com |
Date | 5 Jan 2008 - last worked on 10 Jan 2008 |
Players | 2+, most fun 4+ |
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
Print this deck | |
This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more. |
You're on vacation in Miami with your lover and 2 friends, relaxing on the beach. Then you get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone else wants to use the volleyball field too! You know what to do: KO them all so you can play!
Test: Expected test version completion date: Saturday Jan 12 / Sunday 13. This delay is because I'm working on Seducer as well. This page is updated frequently.
Feel free to add your own ideas & testers: take a look at the discussion page.
- Features
This is a fast-paced card game. 1 game lasts for ? minutes. Super easy, just print & play!
5 characters perform special action for you: your Lover steals money, Random Beach Chicks distract enemy characters, Friends seduce enemies so they are on your side, etc. You have to get rid of every character in a different way. Violence isn't the only solution!
Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.
Special Rules
Easy, most rules are there just to clarify things people should already know or not assume.
Glossary
'She' = 'she and/or he'.
Character = A Thing that is a human.
Friend/Friends = a Thing - Friend.
KO = destroy
AP and HP are sometimes used as verbs. AP = Attack points. If you AP 2 someone, they're attacked with 2 damage. If you get AP 2'd, you get attacked with 2 damage.
In the top right corner, a single number is the HP value. 2 numbers are the AP-HP value.
Setup
Each player starts with 10 HP. Use something to keep track of your and character's HP. Ideas: write it down (don't forget to cross them out after KO), coins, bent small pieces of scrap paper.
The cards below are for 4 players, except the Lovers. Put 1 Lover in play for every player.
General
Yes, you can have more than 1 Lover.
If you draw a Card of which you have the max number in play, you can show it to everyone, shuffle it back in the pile and draw a new card.
Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
Different types of Cards
Special Events Cards don't count towards the 1 Action, 1 Thing limit. Mark both sides of this card and play it immediately when you see it.
Action - Attack cards and Surf Chick can only attack players, Surf Chick or the Convertible. Your opponent can choose to defend your target with herself, Surf Chick, a Friend or an Action - Reaction Card.
Action - (Character) Re-Action Cards can only be played as a Reaction to someone's Action – Attack card, or an AP attack from a character.
Action - Friends Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Friend.
Action - Lover Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Lover, etc, you get it.
Card List
Characters - Friends
Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Action: Hit on the girl your Friend was talking to. She hates you now and leaves for a player of your choice.
Your Friend was chasing a thief, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Action: Tell your Friend she should have run faster to catch the thief. She curses and joins the player of your choice.
Your Friend was downloading a huge file (guess what), so pay $200 to put this card into play.
Action: Delete some of your Friend's "private files" to make room on the hard disk for your music. Your Friend leaves to a player of your choice.
Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
Action: Eat one of your Friend's fries. Your Friend gets so angry, he leaves for a player of your choice, ordering a hot dog on the way over.
Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
Action: Call your Friend's soul mate. Your Friend gets very upset and leaves for the player of your choice.
You don't really know this Friend, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Action: Talk to the Friend. You find out you used to be enemies when you where small. He joins a player of your choice so he can fight you.
You forgot your Friend's name, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Action: Talk to the Friend, who finds out you forgot you were friends and leaves for the player of your choice.
You tried to fool your Friend yesterday, but he wasn't that dumb, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Action: Explain why everyone thinks your Friend is dumb. He doesn't understand, so gets angry and leaves for a player of your choice.
You accidentally tripped and kicked him in the nuts, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Action: Accidentally step into a bonfire, trip again and step into his nuts. This time you try to be helpful and try to kick out the fire... Your Friend crawls to another player of your choice.
You "accidentally" hit on her, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Action: Make your move. Your Friend is fed up with your attempts and leaves for a player of your choice.
Things - Characters - Just met
She was surfing a huge wave, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
You stepped on her pet turtle, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
You accidentally undid her bra (how did that happen?), so pay $ 500 to put her into play. Your Lover gets angry and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
Where are you from?
At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
She might come in handy...
Things - Characters - Lovers
Action: She talks to an enemy character. If you throw 1 with a dice, that character is yours! Enemies can use reaction cards.
Hi... you
Flair moves to the player on your right after your turn.
I was shopping... I mean I was out... with a friend... I mean...
Action: CPR when you're KO. HP+4!
Hi!
Lindsy does twice the damage.
Let's watch some sports
Action: A Character gets HP + 1, but can't get more HP than the number in the top right corner.
Hi sunshine!
You go buy now machine gun and give me.
Action: Break up. Sven moves to another player.
Let's go upstairs.
Action: G-Money steals $100 (not $200) from a player, if the player has more than $400.
Hey, get some drinks in here, now!
Things - Doing Stuff
Leave the card on the Convertible and destroy it after use.
Can't wait 'till they use it!
Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!
Everyone can play as many Actions they want each turn. When 5 characters are KO, this card self destructs.
KO them all! Let the life guards sort them out!
You stupid [CENSORED], you're a big @-#%^*! yourself!
Things - Stuff
Max HP = 6
I think we hit something back there.
Max HP = 6
It's pink
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
This helps
Action - General
Hey look what I've got!
Check out my new board - teach me how to surf!
Nobody can attack for 1 round.
Look, monkey's!
Hi... nice weather isn't it?
One of them leaves for you!
I've noticed they kiss you less. I'm just saying...
Choose odds or even and throw a dice to see which Lover wins the fight and which one is KO'd.
What? This is fake?!
Enemy money - $ 200.
I always wondered what they were good for.
Enemy money - $ 200.
Good job, now get out of here.
I don't want to be seen with you.
Yes! How's that?!
My fire
If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.
Good thing I have my Friends.
If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.
Must... try... not to look... at hideously ugly Life Guard... aaaah!
You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO. You can sell this card.
Volleyball isn't worth this.
Action - Attacks
I'm so smart
What do you think you're doing?!
I saw it coming… but it was too fast.
Hey! Not fair!
Hey, how did you get here?
Just lucky.
This is taking too long.
Don't struggle!
Hey, where's the monkey?!
Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.
It's times like this I wish I was a woman.
Action - Reaction
It's not very effective.
How does Jackie Chan do that?
As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.
Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...
That thing, with the thing... it was there and then it went... and now it's you know.
She hopes it's a girl
Of course you kick her when she's down.
That field is mine! Go away!
A crab in the sand bites you.
Why can't I see?!
Action - Friend
This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.
Hey
This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.
It's way more fun over here!
Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.
Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
Let's do this!
Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.
Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
Thumbs in or out?
Look what I found in the glove compartment - candies.
Look what I found in the glove compartment - a map of Baghdad.
Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.
What's going on?
Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.
Now start you car...
Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.
Can't wait 'till they use it!
Why didn't I think of this before?
Good idea!
Leave the card on the Surf Chick or Friend if you have memory issues.
What am I going to do now? Talk to people?
Leave the card on the Surf Chick if you have memory problems.
Where's my board?
Action - Lover
If it's Flair/G-Money: she moves to a random player for variation, who also HP+3's, and gets back to you after 3 turns (now = turn 0).
Mmmmmm
If it's Flair/G-Money: she moves to a random player for variation, who also HP+3's, and gets back to you after 3 turns (now = turn 0).
Yes!
Enemy: Haha!
Enemy: Haha!
That's what she told you.
Exactly how far did you go?
Or so she says.
Why is your belly so bulky?
What do you think you're doing?
Stop looking at my Lover!
This is fun!
Watch out for that shark!
2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover(s), destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).
2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover(s), destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).
Action - Random Beach Chick
Of course, this costs you $200.
It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $ 2000!
Of course, this costs you $200.
It was awful. They said things to me...
The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).
This, after all we've been through?! The metal detector at the airport, the hotel doors...
The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).
It's not true! Why won't you believe me?!
Hey you! Get over here!
Hey! You don't know anything about me!
Where should I walk? Left?
Where should I walk? Left?
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
One of you made a big bump in my belly!
Action - Multi-Character
(1) Say who you're attacking. (2) If 1 target: the target has to defend herself. (3) If your Friends get damage, your enemy chooses how it's spread.
The 2 characters are unavailable your next turn.
Come closer... closer...
Action - Convertible
Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.
Maybe she'll go out with me?
Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.
Not the smartest move.
Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.
I'll fix it.
This destroys your car and the target gets AP 4'd.
Just shut up
Discard as many cards as you want and draw as many as you like, without holding more than 5 cards in your hand.
It's beautiful here.
That player has to pay you half her money now and in her next turn (rounded up). If the player has no money, she goes HP-1.
Yeah, why did you hit my car? (Hehehe!)
That player has to pay you half her money now and in her next turn (rounded up). If the player has no money, a repo guy HP-1's her.
Yeah, that's what you get for messing with me!
She's unavailable until your Convertible is involved in anything or you get attacked.
I should do this more often.
She's unavailable until your Convertible is involved in anything or you get attacked.
Cheating only counts if you get caught.
Special Events
This happens when it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money. Then destroy this card.
Get back here!
Hey, where are you going?!
Nobody can attack for 1 round.
Wow, cool!
Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!
Let's get back to business
Play this card in your next turn. Others can still attack.
Hiya
Everyone else gets HP - 1, including your characters!
SPF 100!
Starting with you, every one of your characters has to attack (AP0 becomes AP1). After this, the next player has to do the same thing, etc, until every character has attacked. Players can't do anything else during their turn.
In your next 2 turns, only your characters can do something. YOU can't be attacked.
Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!
That is... unusual
Happens to players with a Random Beach Chick.
What... what's going on?
Why didn't they arrest me too?
Yes!!